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When Vasul Seredyuk, head of the local museum, sent his daughter Katya to a French university, he never expected her to inform him that she is marrying French heart surgeon François, but now he's spreading the proud statement throughout the entire region: "The Seredyuks have made their European choice!" When he meets his cherished European future son-in-law, how huge is his surprise: the Frenchman is of African origin. Organizing a wedding so it won't happen seems like a brilliant idea, but the success of such a plan is at risk when true love stands in its way.

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00:00:17GOD BLESS YOU

00:00:44NEWLYWEDS

00:01:17A real pro.

00:01:42What?

00:01:49What does he want?

00:01:51You meat head! Come here.

00:01:56-How long till the storming?

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-Mike!

-He needs a mike. -Give him the mike.

00:02:19Attention! Colonel Popadyuk speaking.

00:02:23Terrorist Seredyuk,

00:02:25release the hostage,

00:02:26put down your weapons, and come out.

00:02:29I'm not a terrorist.

00:02:30Terrorist Seredyuk,

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I have no son-in-law.

You have no daughter

What did you say?

You heard me. Either you give us your blessings, or…

00:02:54Attack!

00:03:03CRAZY WEDDING

00:03:17A WEEK EARLIER

00:03:33YABLUNIVKA

00:03:36-My dear Katrusia and Francois…

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and you stay away from my diplomacy.

Seredyuks!

Are you out of your minds with your bread and salt?

00:03:54For a French delegation,

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might get offended and leave.

Your son-in-law hasn't left yetso don't worry about mine.

00:04:17We both have wonderful daughters.

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even if he doesn't look like one.

You should have your eyesight checked. They don't have such dark soil in Europe.

00:04:49PARIS. FRANCE

00:04:52The night is so starry and bright

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where he comes from.

And genetics

Right. In a couple yearslike this one will be running around here

00:05:41calling you grandpa.

00:05:42Or is it tichtimbe in their language?

00:05:44Go to hell.

00:05:51Taras-jan, let's have lunch.

00:05:53I've made a finger-licking good lamajoto.

00:05:56Others can stay hungry if they want!

00:05:59Come on.

00:06:00You know, Taras-jan,

00:06:01if my daughter

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towards the Middle Ages.

This is how today's celebrations at Independence Square looked.

00:07:07The parade was opened

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I'd be shitting bricks if I were there.

Catherine literally lived there! Can you believe it? I can't wait!

00:07:28Looks like they are stuck

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-Cool.

-You know what's the Ukrainian for crazy? -What?

00:07:40Pryshelepkuvatyi!

00:07:44-Cool! So many letters! It's rad.

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Mom will be waiting on Skype soon.

Your mom? When will I talk to your dad?

You see

Until the mother gives her permissionthe bride's father can't see the groom.

00:08:03You see?

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of scrap metal works at all.

You promised that Dad will buy a proper computer.

00:08:24They are on sale right now.

00:08:29Come on, turn it on.

00:08:30Look! This monster is on sale.

00:08:33Son, I don't know anything about it.

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to hug you and Dad tomorrow.

By the wayhave you shown him Francois' pic?

00:09:05Francois, you said?

00:09:07Looks nice.

00:09:09A typical Frenchman.

00:09:11I think so, too.

00:09:13I've seen better, but… It's her choice.

00:09:21Did you buy it?

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to Francois right now? Call Dad!

But… Baby

He's at work.

The mice ate the stuffed cat at their museum.

00:09:58Took revenge, so to say.

00:09:59Baby, you can introduce them

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We still need to pack our luggage.

Yes. Have a nice trip

-Bye. -Bye-bye.

00:10:50Thanks.

00:10:58Francois, I'm done.

00:11:09What is this for?

00:11:14I'm taking a first aid kit

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but you don't need any of these.

Without thisin an extreme,

00:11:26uncivilized country will…

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on the internet and consulted with Jean.

And?

You can't chose where you are born.

You have nothing to be ashamed of. My ancestors

00:11:41weren't exactly French, either.

00:11:42OK. I think Ukraine will surprise you.

00:11:46I think so, too.

00:11:49Shit! The malaria meds.

00:11:55Vasyl Romanovych, rest assured:

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-I knew that.

This is the buffet dinner.

The beer table

the dessert table

It is a fiasco!

Or how we call it

French table…

and the Welcome to Ukraine table.

As they sayHere is the party».

00:12:40Great.

00:12:43Whoa!

00:12:44What's this?

00:12:47The newlyweds table. It's a tradition.

00:12:51Don't you realize the whole France

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which is known not only in our district

Gemstones of Yablunivka.

Oh God.

Considering the high profile of the eventI went for an upgrade.

00:13:42Voila!

00:13:45I give you…

00:13:48…rock band "Magnifique Fantastique".

00:14:03Bravo! Thank you, guys.

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-And?

And many others

that will be a nice surprise for the audience.

00:15:00Vasyl Romanovych, the major question…

00:15:03Don't worry. I've got money.

00:15:06I never doubted it.

00:15:07I have a question about the rider.

00:15:10Rider? No problem. What is it?

00:15:12We, artists, always need to discuss

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So

Do you accept credit cards?

What the…

Ashot came up with the idea to add chili for a pungent flavor.

00:15:59You clumsy pig!

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we'll finally get out of this village.

It's the district center! Great views!

Fresh air.

Will there be an end to this?

You keep nagging at me; these two are out of control;

00:16:46Vasyl is happy!

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-My tiger!

Get out of there

Pepper free salad.

I thought you weren't afraid of meeting my parents,

00:17:22that you weren't worried at all…

00:17:23I'm not worried.

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food poisonings

OK

Today on the menu at the Le Cossack restaurant:

00:17:38pierogi with béchamel sauce,

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for a male friendship.

Don't surprise Dad like this!

Franik

He's a bit old school.

Got it.

I've done many crazy things in my life

with my life hanging on by a thread

but I was only scared once: when I told you I loved you

00:18:20and was waiting for your reaction.

00:18:22You are the best

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with La Marseillaise?

-What? -La Marseillaise.

00:18:56-We're out of mayonnaise.

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Let's go to Morshyn instead.

That's not what I meant!

-Listen-What?

00:19:27We have to… start early tomorrow.

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and its master prosper a long life!

You've trained your staff well.

So smart! Speaks our language!

Where is your chief

-Dad-The chief, the boss, the employer.

00:20:40I don't know how they say in France.

00:20:42Where is Francois?

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Right

The pies are burning!

They are already burned. You traitors!

I demand a normal son-in-law.

French-made

Dad

Right. «Dark-browed girlsmake love but not to the Russians».

00:22:01Don't you dare defile Shevchenko's poem!

00:22:04You think you taught him

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I didn't think it will end up like this.

Baby

You were speaking so loud and fastand I didn't quite catch it.

00:22:46Why was your dad yelling?

00:22:47It's just a tradition.

00:22:50The father has to yell at his daughter

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full of tears before the wedding.

I'm just helping.

It's a tradition.

What?

Why didn't you tell me? I'd have filmed this savage tradition.

00:23:20Where are you? Where the hell are you?

00:23:24I was waiting for you so hard.

00:23:26I prepared such a welcome party for you!

00:23:29I'm a black, black, black gypsy!

00:23:35Why did I have to fall in love

00:23:37With the black-eyed Ivanko?

00:23:45It's just some guy Katrusia knows.

00:23:47He was passing by

00:23:49and dropped by for a short visit.

00:23:52That's what I used to tell myself.

00:23:54«Ashotik will sell all his tulips and go».

00:23:57Sometimes you just need to be a man,

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Vasyl Seredyuk

the local history expert

and artist

and remember Vaska Seredyuk

who let this guy steal his daughterhis precious flower?

00:24:32Never! This wedding won't happen.

00:24:36What are you going to do?

00:24:37You'll see.

00:24:39I'll go and do it.

00:24:43Dear Katrusia and… you, son-in-law.

00:24:48I'm sorry for all this mess.

00:24:50It's just the stress. I was hit with

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everything is ready for the wedding.

I thought you went there yesterday.

I can go today

Thank God

I'll take the kidsso it's up to you to make the decisions.

00:25:24Will there be any special Ukrainian

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Tell me why you're so far away…

Francois isn't happy with it

What's this?

Oh God

No wonder why you have an F-shaped table.

But

What were you thinking? A Swedish-style buffet!

00:27:09Do you even know what is the relationship

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-It's a nice concept.

Did you hear that? Nobody uses Moldovian carpets in Europe anymore.

00:27:35Only the Spanish ones.

00:27:37So, the restaurant isn't prepared.

00:27:55Gentlemen, I have one question for you.

00:27:58Does any of you have musical education?

00:28:00Does the music school count?

00:28:03Where did you find them? I understand

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I'm having guests from the tax service!

Kidsat your wedding.

00:28:30But there will be a show!

00:28:33The apples were falling

00:28:37The apples were falling

00:28:41Falling into our footprints!

00:28:46Enough.

00:28:48-We haven't finished yet!

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You're singing for the people!

You haven't heard our Et si tu n'existais pas yet.

00:29:06Let's sum it up.

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-Au revoir

DadWhat shall we do now?

00:29:31Katrusia, relax. You'll have your wedding.

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we can wait.

Daddy

We need to get married!

You're so hot-tempered and impatient.

It's your biggest dayand you want to prepare it in a week?

00:29:57You're funny.

00:30:01Katherine, is the wedding being postponed?

00:30:04I came here as Kateryna Seredyuk,

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-Come here

-Hi. -Tell

00:30:40them why we had your wedding

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-An ancient one.

It's not a bad idea.

It's hot at the restaurant. Here we'll have fresh air.

00:31:01Ashotik and I could help you

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for all the guests.

I have a cool idea.

Are you crazy? Did you have a sun stroke?

Taking down the fence! Do you want me to let Taras live in my house, too?

00:31:19-Dad, it's just for the wedding.

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-What?

How could you… Yes…

All right! This isn't over.

Remember: no one will touch this fence!

Goddamned foreigners!

Coming to our country!

Bastards.

Today it's the fenceMy house?

00:31:56And build a mall instead?

00:31:58Vasyl Romanovych.

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As long as I'm alive.

What

I was going to say… that…

That you want your daughter to be happy.

More than anything.

You dream about Europe. Let's do it the European way.

00:32:28In a democratic style.

00:32:29Who is for taking down the fence

00:32:31and having the reception

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recruiting booth?

You raise themto them, and then…

00:33:20they betray you.

00:33:24Maybe our girls were cursed.

00:33:28There's a lot of envy around.

00:33:32Somebody put a black evil eye on them…

00:33:35especially on yours.

00:33:37God, how can I escape it?

00:33:41Never mind.

00:33:43Let them get married.

00:33:44They'll be a caution tale for other kids.

00:33:46Maybe they'll ask for their father's

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You need to think about your wedding

not old Seredyuk's problems.

Don't bottle it upso that you won't have to apologize later.

00:34:25Fine. When we had our first born,

00:34:31I dream about the day

00:34:32when boys would come to our house

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-Of course.

I'll be guarding you.

So that nobody wakes you up

and you have no chance to…

Tell me the truth. Did you and Katya do it in Paris?

00:36:07It?

00:36:10Well…

00:36:12God forbid.

00:36:15Thank God.

00:36:17Sleep well.

00:36:18You're safe here.

00:36:39Francois, get up!

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go arrange your seeking in marriage.

Goddamn you and your pepper!

Tell them at the garage I sent you.

They'll turn this rusty bucket into an iron monster. Go!

00:38:34Taras!

00:38:36Did you recognize them?

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It was such fun!

I followed your advice.

They'll come to propose to Katya.

Not just them but everybody I ever scaredhunted away, threatened –

00:38:54I gave them all the green light.

00:38:57Come on! I got rid of them then,

00:39:01and I can do it again in a month.

00:39:03The priority now is cancelling

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friends to propose to her.

He thinks she'll change her mind and dump her fiancé.

00:39:41This is even better.

00:39:43More guests will come

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who comes with whom? Right

Of course.

If she were pregnant with the Frenchman's baby, then…

00:40:06Well, done deal.

00:40:10Our Francois has rooted into Ukraine.

00:40:13I didn't want to tell you.

00:40:15Vasyl asked me to keep it a secret.

00:40:18Now I see why they are in such

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I mean

-Baby! -Eh?

00:40:43Well, Bambi? Did you see me conning them?

00:40:53Your dad doesn't like me, does he?

00:40:55It's just that Dad

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a traditional courtship.

It will be so cool!

I'm ready for any crazy tests.

The candidates for the bride's hand in marriage are:

00:41:31Colonel Francois of Kaniv…

00:41:36and Suleiman Kai Kumar!

00:41:48Dear knights, remember:

00:41:51a Cossack wedding without a beheading

00:41:54is considered a dull one.

00:41:57Let the marriage brokerage begin!

00:43:02You have the goods, we have the buyer.

00:43:04Don't be in a rush.

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it's not a marriage brokerage

but simply an appointment on a position.

Let him prove he's the most worthy.

Catherine

I'll court them all the way to Texas.

Dad

Yes.

I couldn't get rid of you all when you weren't needed, and now…

00:43:50IVANA FRANKA STREET

00:43:55God… Why him? Why not you?

00:43:59I'd call you son,

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but we don't want any trouble.

It's no cool.

Wait. Why no cool? Svyatoslav

I'll never take that gun again.

Come inside!

Now only Igor the Weirdo might propose to your Katya,

00:45:02if his mommy lets him.

00:45:04Go.

00:45:09Stop! I'll shoot!

00:45:15Who is this Igor?

00:45:18Is this Igor's house?

00:45:23What did you want from him?

00:45:24I'm marrying off my daughter.

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-I'm Igor.

You brought him; you can marry him yourself.

00:45:57Is that how you treat me?

00:45:58I arrange the marriage brokerage for her,

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No violence in my house.

A tournament… on Ukraine's history.

What did Kryvonis say after the battle of Korsun?

00:47:04«Kiss my ass, you shitty Poles»!

00:47:07How can one not know it?

00:47:12White wash!

00:47:14Welcome to the family.

00:47:20Hands off! Hands off my son.

00:47:22You know what it's called? Kidnapping!

00:47:24Mom, I've won a bride.

00:47:26When you win all-Ukraine

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to take my daughter for a wife.

It won't happen.

She obviously prefers this black currant to my raspberry boy.

00:47:47Come on.

00:47:50What? Galya!

00:47:52What's going on? Galya? Turn me over!

00:48:07So long, happy days.

00:48:15How did Igor's mother get there?

00:48:19The mother's heart knows.

00:48:23It's fine. I'll have it my way anyway.

00:48:25Romanovych, relax.

00:48:28Accept it, as I have accepted.

00:48:31Do you think Taras wanted

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-Because you're a fool.

I'm telling you

Don't stand in the way of her happiness.

Our kids are smart.

They know what they want.

They don't need parents' advice.

They have the Google

Kids

You know

They know.

They know everything.

Thank you.

Romanovych!

-What are you up to? -Clearing a level from some zombies.

00:49:25Really? Good to know.

00:49:27When they ask me how I am doing,

00:49:28I'll say: «Great.

00:49:30My son is growing into an idiot,

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they celebrate weddings in Europe.

Dad

The traditions

The preparation

Wait

Say it again using normal language.

OK

The groom and his friends get drunk

and in the end they fool around with strippers.

00:50:14Where did you see it?

00:50:15It's a movie. A comedy.

00:50:18The groom was caught with a stripper,

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-Dad.

OK

My dear Katrusia and you… son-in-law.

I'm sorry for overreacting.

It's all because of the heavy stress.

I'm not angry.

But you're pouting.

Dad is overreacting because he's worried. We don't have much time.

00:50:56I don't want the whole Europe to see me…

00:51:01Vasya!

00:51:03Do you remember what day it is?

00:51:21Are you going to do it here?

00:51:25Where else?

00:51:26We could use the bedroom,

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your European traditions?

Tomorrowa bachelor party

00:51:48for his future son-in-law.

00:51:50I'm in. What the hell is this?

00:51:53You'll find out tomorrow. Get ready.

00:51:59This is the first time I hear about it.

00:52:01Women don't need to know.

00:52:04Don't worry. Everything will be according

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of something nasty

You know.

-Word of honor! -Now I believe you.

00:52:50Adamovych, are you free tonight?

00:52:53I've done the laundry. All I need is…

00:52:58to do the dishes

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-Wow.

It's called a bachelor party. Shall we party?

00:53:16Listen, Romanovych, I'd gladly come,

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your clothes off? Are you scared of men?

It's the other way round.

But it's a bit embarrassing

Come on.

Five minutes of shame for youa lifetime memory

00:54:53for the Frenchman.

00:54:55Sorry, but no.

00:54:5750 SHADES OF GREY TIME

00:55:00Don't say no just yet.

00:55:02What is Ukraine's biggest pride?

00:55:03Our women.

00:55:05Let's show Europe

00:55:06the most beautiful

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You're making me blush.

Also

Rememberwith that writer…

00:55:29Kokotiukha?

00:55:30Right! I've already talked to him.

00:55:32I'm ready! When?

00:55:33Tonight at the local history museum.

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and then Kokotiukha.

-Whatever you say. -See you tonight.

00:55:47NEW POST

00:55:53Dad, why is the cart so heavily loaded?

00:55:55Don't worry. It's all for you.

00:55:59Will it be something special?

00:56:01Believe me, our Yablunivka has

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Checkers

I trust your Goddamn choice

Help yourselves.

I'll go check whether the main surprise is ready.

00:57:55They thought they'd be

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I strongly recommend it.

-Let's drink to my daughter. -Let's drink.

00:58:11Katya, to you,

00:58:14to your happy family life.

00:58:16Bottoms up!

00:58:26My throat is sore;

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as my Ashotik would call it.

Are you ready?

I need 20 more minutes

In 20 minutes I'll turn on the musicand it'll be your cue.

00:59:28Not too spicy, but… It's fine.

00:59:31Next time I'll ask Ashot for his recipe.

00:59:38My Francois doesn't drink at all.

00:59:40That's bad.

00:59:43Look.

00:59:45I'm two his drinking

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to your Ashotik's fur.

Can you believe it?

They do!

Well?

Father

I'm tired of partying.

Be patient. The night is still young. Where is Taras?

01:00:25He ate and went for a fag.

01:00:26Great idea.

01:00:28You need some fresh air, too.

01:00:31Come on, go!

01:00:33Chill out a bit, you troublemaker!

01:00:35Soon you'll feel hot. Come on.

01:00:38Come on, go, go.

01:00:41Zakhar, run home and call your sister.

01:00:44Tell her that her French guy

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bursting with testosterone.

But he can only last two hours per night.

I never look at the watch when I'm with your dad.

01:01:31With him, I'd have to use a stopwatch.

01:01:37Auntie Galya! What about your husband?

01:01:43-Let's have a drink.

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believed Europe's most beautiful.

Why?

You'll probably say your Holy Inquisition is to blame.

01:02:20But it happened quite a while ago.

01:02:22We, on the other hand,

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-Right.

My friends like Catherine as much as I do.

You're right on time. Have a seat.

One

two

three!

Open up! Open the door

I'll be right back.

Open it

-Why did you lock the door? -I didn't.

01:03:40Hurry up. Everybody's waiting.

01:03:42Just a sec.

01:03:46-Could you help me?

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-Harder!

-Is that better? -Harder, Vasyl Romanovych, harder!

01:04:01You dirty dog!

01:04:06Baby, I can explain!

01:04:14How nice.

01:04:31Galya, isn't that enough?

01:04:33You're punished, Seredyuk.

01:04:38Mom, it's late.

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supported me it would be you.

-Dad-So you aren't here to bail me out.

01:05:09I know how much you love me

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as you and me

Katrusia

Do you really want to be his wife?

Yes. A lot.

Then you will be.

All right.

Dad has given up…

but he won't calm down

until he organizes the best wedding in Podillya for his daughter.

01:06:23Daddy!

01:06:32Just in time.

01:06:34I was thinking,

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had brought home.

My eyes dimmed!

I was confused! In a state of temporary insanity!

01:07:09Any court would acquit me.

01:07:10Nazar, ask your friend

01:07:13not to interrupt our rehearsal

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fake ethnic-style performance.

I'm sorry.

-Good luck with your creative work. -Thank you.

01:07:34We'll have to deal with it somehow.

01:07:38At least we'll save money on your pay…

01:07:41and the rider.

01:07:43Wait!

01:07:44Are you going to meet

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with this detergent?

Do you have normal cognac?

No problem. We do. It's French.

-Well? -500 hryvnias a bottle.

01:08:59Well, your cognac is not so bad.

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-Yes

Welcoming the newlywedsthrowing the rice,

01:09:15father's speech,

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worthy of publishing in a book.

I don't need to prepare anything.

«My dear Katrusia and…»

How shall I call you?

Oh! «And my precious son-in-law».

D-E-A-R…

No.

Precious

They'll say I'm hinting at slave trade.

What do I call you?

«And…»

Oh! «My Afro-European son-in-law».

Afro… European.

No.

This sounds like racial intoleranceVasyl Romanovych.

01:10:13You'll be slapped with sanctions.

01:10:17What did I do to deserve this?

01:10:19What have I done wrong?

01:10:21Dad, Katya called. They are on their way.

01:10:24So soon? Let them hang around a bit.

01:10:28Look… Do you want me to find

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Today we are marrying Cossack Francois.

The groom is waiting

and his bride is almost ready.

Birds are in the sky

and the bride's father is giving us a speech.

01:13:03Vasyl Romanovych! Speech!

01:13:11It's time!

01:13:15It's time!

01:13:17Zakhar!

01:13:38Everybody, freeze!

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taken hostage at my own wedding.

Right. Tell your gang it won't work.

I rescued her!

You'll have to do to your bastard friends

01:14:27what you were going to do to her.

01:14:29Dad, you have to put the gun here.

01:14:32Super!

01:14:33Sometimes, weddings in Ukraine

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extreme sportsman

I've seen his video!

I don't need this kind of extreme.

Here comes the cavalry!

There are always uninvited guests at a Ukrainian wedding.

01:15:10Attention! Colonel Popadyuk speaking.

01:15:13Terrorist Seredyuk,

01:15:14release the hostage,

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I don't negotiate with terrorists.

Capitulate and release your son-in-law.

I don't have a son-in-law.

There was no wedding and won’t be any.

Dad

You gave me your word.

I know nothing about that. I have no son-in-law.

01:15:41You have no daughter either!

01:15:43What did you say?

01:15:46You heard me.

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He needs an urgent surgery.

So operate!

Are you kidding?

This is a local hospital.

The only surgeon we have is in our street's address:

01:16:283, Amosov St.

01:16:29So nothing can be done!?

01:16:32There is something.

01:16:34Father Yevlampiy!

01:16:49Oh my God.

01:16:52Don't worry.

01:16:53We'll give him the best memorial service.

01:16:55We're the best in Ukraine.

01:17:02It is better than the movies!

01:17:04The SWAT, the shooting!

01:17:06I'd be shitting bricks.

01:17:08So you got the adrenalin you were chasing?

01:17:10Yes. It's so cool here!

01:17:12The things about Ukraine

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-Me? Catherine

Why?

Dad had a heart strokeand you are a cardio surgeon.

01:17:28Wait. I'm just studying

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but for me.

SURGERY IS UNDERWAY

You are under arrest

Me?

What for?

Taking a hostage

You're in big trouble.

Don't you remember anything?

And your heart attack?

Vasyl Romanovychyou're leaving us too soon!

01:20:38You haven't paid us the rest.

01:20:41What are you doing?

01:20:42Calm down, Mr. MC.

01:20:43We'll deal with it. He might be faking it.

01:20:46Thank God.

01:20:48I thought I lost my pay.

01:20:51Am I at the hospital?

01:20:54I thought Galya

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-Galya

I'm under arrest.

They say I took some hostages.

It's called terrorism.

Oh God. What are you trying to say?

Vasyl Seredyukthe local history museum director.

01:21:44He's as much of a terrorist as…

01:21:47as a cow can be a motorbike.

01:21:48That's not what my bosses think.

01:21:50I'm going to the regional center tomorrow

01:21:52to receive my medal.

01:21:58This is how it will look.

01:22:00And you'll send a sick man to jail

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It's a bad sign.

Where is this terrorist? I'll make a hole in him!

01:23:07-Behind you.

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what color your skin is.

What matters is his

brave heart

skilled hands

and the fact that my daughter is happy with him.

01:26:15What else would a loving father want?

01:26:27What can we say after these words?

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Because you're mine

Want to hear interesting toasts and speeches?

01:26:59Subscribe to my channel!

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I'm singing!

I kiss you…

Well?

Do you know what this is?

It's called a rider.

What does it say?

Five stars. How many do we have here?

-Three at most. -Replace it.

01:27:32Throwing up again?

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either Anna after the Ukrainian princess

or Hryhory after Skovoroda.

Hryhory Abomeyang!

Sounds good.

We have great children.

To their health!

Dear guests and family!

Welcome Uliana.

This is all for Kokotiukha.

Mom

I've just found my love.

This is the best day of my life And I don't need to go back

01:28:51I love you like crazy

01:28:54You're my beloved bride!

01:28:57This is the best day…

01:29:19Father!

01:29:20Is this the right way to Kyiv?

01:29:22What happened?

01:29:23You see…

01:29:24There he is!

01:29:33Where are you running, Oleg?

01:30:27Quick!

01:30:39Armenia isn't Asia.

01:30:42Even if Ashot…

01:30:44Don't look at him. Look at the car.

01:30:46Shh, shh. What are you, what are you?

01:30:53I want to say hi!

01:30:55Penguin!

01:30:58-Who are you?

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-What?

This is a crazy wedding.

And what is that? What

You never tore a shirt on Oleg Vinnyk?

Cheers! But it's not for us.

Crazy Wedding (Skazhene vesillya) 2018 - UKRAINIAN movie

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