Crazy Wedding 2 (Skazhene vesillya 2) 2019 - UKRAINIAN movie
A year after the crazy wedding, there's another surprise, and another daughter and new son-in-law become part of the craziest adventures, showing high-quality Ukrainian humor.
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00:00:29YABLUNIVKA
00:00:48Repeated offender Seredyuk!
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She became… what do you call it?
-A PR-manager.
-That's third!
00:02:04A person with neither a job nor future.
00:02:06And she could have taught
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instead of Natalka's.
My son-in-law doesn't argue.
You better make up
with your eldest daughter.
00:02:25When did you last talk, 5 years ago?
00:02:28She gave up on the whole family
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guarding broken pottery.
Yeah. I got mad at my whole family
I haven't even been to Katya's wedding.
Well
Salons-shmalons
If you weren't renting a flat…
I haven't been renting for three years.
Have you bought one?
I have a fiancéeI moved in with him.
00:03:33Phew! I was about to have a heart attack.
00:03:40You're a sadist!
00:03:52Sadok vyshneviy, volokhaty…
00:03:56Kolo khaty. Kolo khaty.
00:03:59You had a year to study
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How long are you going to exploit him?
Have you complained to herAfrican French?
00:04:51We have a vacation.
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for your parents…
Franikit's your last chore for today. OK?
00:05:12Sure. He'll peel some potatoes,
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and my health is deteriorating.
Help me take my shoes offI can't do it myself. Оh!
00:05:50-Is it OK?
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sincere and has a sharp mind.
And money
Moneyis just a nice bonus.
00:06:45-Natalka!
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working in the field…
And now the babysitting!
You are a housewife yourself.
I just don't mind working.
00:07:11That's good.
00:07:12As you are scared of your wife
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is nothing but patriarchal.
-My word is law.
-Ours is also… patriarchal.
00:07:27It's just not very noticeable.
00:07:29Yeah, right.
00:07:31Hello, Romanovych.
00:07:32-Hi there!
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Even Ashot has no respect for you.
What makes you think so?
Well
And my European son-in-law…
Francois!
Yes
It's OK. Keep working.
See
Do you have your card in your phone?
Look.
Here's my trophy from the capital.
-How do I look?
-A real goddess.
00:08:39Just like at the prom.
00:08:41So? The hair's grey but the man can pay.
00:08:56Meet my future husband, Yury.
00:09:00Ah! I knew that!
00:09:04This is my school friend, Olga.
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It's expensive
Listencalling your Father-in-law by name?
00:09:38Did you choke on coriander leaves?
00:09:40No, I am serious.
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embroider a towel in winter. Where is it?
I asked you to fix the carburetor.
-The engine stalls.
-And Gayane's onesies?
00:10:03-I have already…
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Kebabs are across the street.
I've just been there. The line is huge.
Yury Leonidovych
Why didn't you tell us you were coming?
We would've prepared for your visit.
00:10:28I told you I don't like bothering people.
00:10:30You may call me Yura.
00:10:31All right.
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But I have to feed four mouths.
It's OK. You will get
a 25% salary increase next month.
00:10:51Thank you, Yury Leonidovych!
00:10:55-May God bless you with good health!
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A wedding in Yablunivka is a bad idea.
I wanted to party in Kyiv
and you make me go back to a small town.
00:11:15It was Yura's idea, not mine.
00:11:19Food's so cheap here!
00:11:20I will have soup and a main course.
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Natalka
We always pay at the restaurants. So dumb.
Just ask me
I'll teach you how to wipe
the bar codes off stuff, too.
00:12:08He's teasing you.
00:12:09We won't pay anyway.
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don't get offended easily.
Let's drink to the goldmine!
Villa chinchilla!
That's quite a mall!
It's bigger than our Yablunivka!
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after your retirement.
-Thanks. By the way-Sure thing.
00:13:29But we are not going to celebrate here.
00:13:32Wait. Don't tell me. Let me guess.
00:13:35Greece?
00:13:37Italy?
00:13:39-Maldives?
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turn into Maldives in a year?
Maybe not into Maldives.
But our company is going
to build 13 new malls there.
00:14:02Oh, this wedding made me
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damaged one of the mannequins
so I had to get involved to show
how much our ancestors had suffered.
00:14:41Right.
00:14:43We should get rid of the museum.
00:14:45You are doing God knows what.
00:14:48But it's illegal.
00:14:51Vasyl, you have to realize
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a shopping and entertainment center here.
They can build anything.
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The center will be built
in the place of the museum. Here, sign it.
00:15:19I can't. This place is the heart
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Ivan Petrovych
I have an exhibition here.
Podillya is greatThe nature is fabulous!
00:15:49And the local girls are great!
00:15:51My Natalka's from there.
00:15:53Listen, Leonidovych,
00:15:55I want to ask you something,
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I said you had a meeting.
But Natalia Vasylivna…
Natalia Vasylivna is more important
than any meeting, right, cupcake?
00:16:21It's OK, Ira. You may go.
00:16:23Hi, Andron, I didn't recognize you.
00:16:27How long are you going to stay here?
00:16:29Did you buy a pair of shoes
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such men were called "rich lovers"…
And where I grew upsuch girls were called…
00:16:51What? Come on, come on.
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where you planned to go today?
You have 10 minutes to get ready.
My stuff is already in the car.
Olga's watching it.
00:17:25Do you see now why I fell for her?
00:17:28Yeah. That woman is a ball of fire.
00:17:30They don't need culture…
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Have you picked potato beetles?
Sure. Half of the jar.
But you didn't get this one
Did it look too pathetic to you?
It's impossible
to collect all the beetles.
00:17:56That's because the French are too lazy.
00:17:58A Ukrainian wouldn't stop,
00:18:00moreover in someone's garden.
00:18:02What do I do with the rest
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As my Ashot would say: "Cool dude".
I still don't get it.
Why must we have a wedding in Yablunivka?
00:18:50We can do without a wedding, if you want.
00:18:53I am OK with being a bachelor.
00:18:55Yeah, right.
00:18:57My family is not ready for 3 surprises.
00:18:59Why three?
00:19:01First, me. Second, you.
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I grew up in the orphanage.
All the kids there had the same dream.
A family. A big and friendly one.
00:19:16The last part isn't about my family.
00:19:18I quarreled with parents and left home.
00:19:20Honey, that's why I want our wedding
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raising their glasses…
Well
Kryzhanivska snores like a tractor.
What did you expect? The Irish whisky.
The land of Podillya welcomes you!
Even our suitcases fell down.
Olya, are you all right?
00:19:54Wrecked.
00:19:56But not because of the pothole.
00:20:01YABLUNIVKA
00:20:10Galya, your borsch is sour
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you must go inside. OK?
OK.
And if you hear screamsstart the car and drive.
00:21:00I'll jump into a moving car.
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From this moment on
Are you going to fight
because of that borsch?
00:21:22Oh my God! My dear girl!
00:21:27Hi!
00:21:31Mom!
00:21:36Our teddy bear has grown up.
00:21:38He is courting bear girls now.
00:21:40Hi!
00:21:42Meet my husband Francois.
00:21:44And this is my sister Natalka.
00:21:46Nice to meet you!
00:21:47You surprised me, little sister.
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at least once in five years.
The same goes for you.
But we both are so proud.
What can we say? We are the Seredyuks.
-Olya!
-Ashot, leave me alone! I don't want…!
00:22:50Honey, I am so happy
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Or
Do you think there are pigs in Kyiv?
Yes. They built God knows what
in that ancient city.
00:23:23Don't worry. He's Ukrainian.
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not from the church!
Dad! He is my fiancée.
What's wrong with you?
Is that how you meet your son-in-law?
00:24:04No. He is some 20 years late
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I picked it myself.
Thanks
a cologne and a pair of socks.
Don't try to guess. Open it
It's a Scythian amphora.
A barbarian!
A savage! The 5th century BC.
There are only two of those in the world!
00:25:44There is only one now.
00:25:46That's how Ukrainian roads
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"Your girl brought an oldie"?
What are you saying? He is only 43.
That's what I said. An old goat.
We're of the same age!
What do you have to do with it?
Natalka is 25!
Look
Tell her everyone makes mistakes
and she's no exception.
00:27:08Of course people must respect the elderly.
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Taras
He will drink with his son-in-lawand what will I do with mine?
00:27:27Measure his pressure?
00:27:28I am telling you again:
00:27:29you want to talk to Natalka, then talk!
00:27:31Do you think I am scared?
00:27:33I'll call her here
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keeps it in its shade.
-When the young moon comes out at nigh…
-Dad!
00:29:07Whatever you say doesn't matter,
00:29:11because I love him. He makes me happy!
00:29:15Natalka, my baby…
00:29:18that's what I wanted to hear!
00:29:24One! And two! One-two-three!
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We're preparing for a regional contest.
Angela
Nazar
I want you to sabotage Natalka's wedding.
Thank youI do need money, of course.
00:30:11But I value my reputation more.
00:30:13It's not going to be ruined.
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-I knew you'd help.
I offer a whole range of wedding services.
Nazariy Zapuhlyak has a few secret ways
of blowing up a wedding.
00:30:45The most important thing
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doing his best.
The bride and the groom will quarrel
and break up at the wedding.
00:31:01Oh, may the groom do well
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and there is no love
this is hardly a match
made in heaven above!
00:31:36You are my lifesaver!
00:31:38Two more thousand for that.
00:31:45This is the end of all potato beetles.
00:31:55OK, now Vasyl Seredyuk will
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conservative traditions of Podillya.
Meet your wedding attendant.
Nazariy Zapuhlyak.
Nice to meet you.
I've been at the wedding services market
since 1997.
00:32:20-Is he your relative?
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of The Talents of Podillya contest
an award winner
of the Kumedia-mopedia festival,
00:32:42a member of the Here Comes the Artist. I…
00:32:45Exactly. I was not mistaken.
00:32:47You are an amateur and a loser.
00:32:49OK, wait.
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your relative perform at your wedding
even if he lacks talent.
That's right. SoOleg Vinnyk, will sing at our wedding.
00:33:12Vinnyk?
00:33:13Oh my goodness gracious!
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I couldn't
Will you give up and just accept it?
What can I do?
Natalka is not like Katya.
If she suspects something
It'll be a scandal.
And she will leave
and get married in the capital.
00:34:04And give you such a son-in-law?
00:34:07-He is an amateur and a loser.
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and loser into your family!
You can always count on me and my help.
Thanks.
But I don't have any ideas.
How can I get rid of that jerk?
00:34:38No idea. But I know one thing for sure.
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just for the fun of it!
Who?
Someone you won't feel sorry for?
Maybe you shouldn't…?
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Our Natalka at the prom.
Isn't she the prettiest one?
00:35:20She sure is. She's got a cool dress, too.
00:35:22I made it from my old dress.
00:35:23-And a pillowcase from what was left.
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-Mom
Why's that? It's interesting.
OK…
I remember these onesI chased them off all right.
00:35:41-And who's this dude here?
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People like Petya don't drown.
Vasyl RomanovychSo many years have passed.
00:36:20I swear! She's been asking about you
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to the information I possess
Natalka came here with her fiancée.
He isn't her fiancé. He's an old man.
What do you mean
She is looking after him in the capital.
She gets paid for that.
Well
She came on vacation
and had to take the old goat along.
00:36:55There is nobody else to look after him.
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I can see it in your eyes.
Am I right?
Sure.
She was the only girl
who agreed to date me.
00:37:18Just for two days, though.
00:37:20See?
00:37:21Will you lose your chance
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-Let's start with a date.
We mustn't take too long.
It has to be done today.
00:38:11OK, I'll be there.
00:38:13Wait. What do I do after I come over?
00:38:17Well… You must do something.
00:38:20Mr. Seredyuk, this is not a plan
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For the strong action.
What if I don't notice your signal? Fail?
Don't worry.
Everyone will notice my signal.
00:38:47Natalka's got a "tapper".
00:38:50A what?
00:38:51A Mastercard.
00:38:55Oh God, life is so unfair!
00:38:58We already have enough problems,
00:39:00and now the Seredyuks get rich!
00:39:02Oh, be quiet, Mom.
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and a millionaire son-in-law!
You just don't understand.
The Seredyuks' new son-in-law is the light
at the end of the tunnel for us.
00:39:22What are you talking about, dad?
00:39:23-Taras!
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of a rich son-in-law.
And I got this one instead.
What do you mean?!
-Be quiet and look at the road!
-Come on, come on!
00:39:51I said start the car!
00:40:01Phew!
00:40:03Finally!
00:40:08Dad, no! You'll get the car
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I mean
Really? That's great.
I'll be a Colonel in a few years.
So… I got the prospects and stuff.
Yeah…
I see. And what brought you here?
I heard you came to visit.
And me and you…
Do you remember, back then?
00:40:53What happened back then?
00:40:54Well, you went to Kyiv,
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-This?
Wellin the grocery store. And you…
00:41:10And I am not a cheapskate, right?
00:41:12So, this is for me?
00:41:13Yes, ma'am.
00:41:16Thank you!
00:41:19Hey!
00:41:22Are you out of your mind?
00:41:23How dare you kick your
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671
where the buckets are kept?
He knows it but…
I have heart issues.
Francois doesn't let me lift heavy things.
Franikwhere we keep the buckets.
00:41:54Let's go, Francois.
00:42:08Well… A Lieutenant Colonel, I am.
00:42:10Petya, you have already told me so.
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683
684
an old man in Kyiv and brought him along.
If you heard that
I heard he couldn't walk.
Who? Petya
I don't drink at work.
Your old man couldn't walk.
00:42:44If you don't leave right now, I…
00:42:46-Yes, ma'am.
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694
See? I am mincing meat.
Think it was his idea?
It looks suspicious to me.
00:43:05He never visited us until our daughter
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700
without a gun.
He has feelings for her.
It's a different thing.
00:43:21Mom, Petya tried to kiss me.
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704
and he grabbed me trying to kiss…
Oh
I ran to the cellarI thought the jar lids exploded.
00:43:33Wait.
00:43:35Who made the shot?
00:43:37Oh! I forgot something!
00:43:39I need to protect the taxidermized bear
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is into pyrotechnics. Am I right?
As my Olga would say
When the girls were young
and went dancing,
00:44:22all the Yablunivka knew: the fireworks
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723
207
725
With a librarian.
She really likes this writer…
Kokotyukha…
He used it to get her attention.
So
No! This is Seredyuk
Galina caught them.
Listendo I look like a flower-bed?
00:45:06So, Taras, are you OK there, dude?
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of the intellectuals of Yablunivka.
Wellfigures in the new generation,
00:45:40-I think I should leave…
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742
743
744
745
746
747
in a very nice library?
What do you say?
Anything to please you!
Anything to please you!
I want something unusual…
Listenwho get married in a leap year
00:46:36have unhappy lives.
00:46:40After the leap year comes
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756
is that maybe Natalka
should wait for a few years…
I don't insist. It's just the folk wisdom.
Well
I am happy for my daughter.
I couldn't have imagined
such happiness when we got married…
00:47:13Well, why talk about the past?
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765
766
a nice and quiet evening.
How sweet of you…
Vasyl Romanovychwait for 10 more minutes.
00:47:45This is my dream.
00:47:47If Galina catches us, she will put an end
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780
781
782
783
784
785
to hear how he explains it this time.
Galya dearesthow this got into our bedroom…
00:49:03-Actually…
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the kids' animator at our wedding.
Who?
Someone has to take care of kids
so their parents can
have a good time, right?
00:49:28And the keeper of knowledge
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799
traditions of Podillya?
Maybe
It's a dealWe'll see you on our wedding day.
00:49:55Good-bye.
00:49:58I must go, too.
00:50:01Don't stay for too long.
00:50:05Oh, I'll be out of here in a moment.
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808
and the librarian who wanted you…
1:1.
He was standing there
with that disgusting smile…
00:50:25I'll kill him!
00:50:26I must say a real man
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What are you doing?
Me?
Well…
All our actresses went to work in Poland,
00:50:40so I am saving both our local theater
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820
you must punish at least one oligarch!
And we… will help you with that!
I mean I will.
00:51:00He doesn't know who he is messing with!
00:51:03So many hordes have shed blood
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825
worth our Kozak ancestors!
Tell me what to do.
I don't have a single idea
You are a man of art. Think of something.
OKWhere did he study?
00:51:23His interests? His friends?
00:51:24I don't know. He didn't tell us anything.
00:51:27A secretive oligarch
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835
836
837
838
839
840
I go through his things?
You have a right to go through
anyone's things in your house.
00:51:58Compromising data!
00:52:00No, I can't do this. It's not nice…
00:52:02It's either us… or them.
00:52:08I have to go now.
00:52:30Why can't he be a normal conman?
00:52:32He's only got one passport
00:52:34and it's a real one.
00:52:36It's like…
00:52:40It's not a good sign to show
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853
or we'd have a lot to hear.
What is this noise? Are there mice?
I'm losing my patience.
Will you open that box?
00:52:59In a moment…
00:53:08I have never seen anything so beautiful…
00:53:10Mom…
00:53:11You also had a beautiful bridal veil.
00:53:14Every bride's wedding dress is beautiful.
00:53:17Oh I wish. The times were hard back then…
00:53:21And your father…
00:53:25isn't a romantic person.
00:53:27You chose him for some reason.
00:53:29Oh, come on!
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this would've been my bridal veil.
Can you imagine that?
Mom
Go!
Lord LevandoskyI have brought you a servant.
00:54:28You can do anything you want with him.
00:54:32Go to bed.
00:54:34Go!
00:54:38No, kind sir, I belong in the doghouse
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885
886
887
all the wishes of our lord.
Hold tight.
I want to see everything well.
So?
How much time do I have left?
What are you sayingYou're still in good shape. Right, Franik?
00:55:27Yes, you are! But you mustn't worry.
00:55:34Students in my college
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900
901
902
903
You are not well.
I feel wonderful! Good job
Father!
Are you getting a loan?
I already got it!
Hold this.
Oh my God!
What's this primitive handicraft?
00:56:18It's ancient Cherkaschina!
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914
the ringing of a cowbell…
The Father is saying his last farewell.
I didn't know Yury well.
But I don't think he'd want us
to cry and dehydrate.
00:57:03We need to take care of our health.
00:57:06We have a living proof of that…
00:57:10I mean, just a proof.
00:57:25I won! 2:1!
00:57:33This is a great idea.
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925
926
the parts I played?
The death will be imminent.
That's what they will write in the report.
"His heart gave up".
00:57:53It happens to men over forty.
00:57:55I don't know what happens to the other men
00:57:57but I have made it to forty
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938
Why wasn't I told about it?
The toast master from Kharkiv
has already taken the advance.
00:58:24Someone has seriously discredited
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Go bring the jamon
I'll explain everything later.
He sings very well
Hello there.
-We are going to Grushiv.
-There's a convent there, not a monastery.
00:59:04We are not going there to stay.
00:59:06We saw Saint Anthony in our dreams.
00:59:09He told us to visit the sisters
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956
to the sheep and go home.
-Home.
-Oh-oh. I am sorry,
00:59:23but I will really need
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962
963
during the fasting time.
Take it back to the storage room.
Will the afternoon work?
Do you know the prices?
00:59:56Sure. I'll be waiting. Thanks.
01:00:01You can stay, but I am leaving today.
01:00:03Tell Mother Superior
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972
207
974
975
976
has to do yoga and trust her instructor.
-Well-On your knees.
01:00:45Straighten your back. Arms forward.
01:00:47Stick your tongue out,
01:00:50exhale.
01:00:54-What are you doing?
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984
-Exhale.
I am holding you from behind.
So… How about we mend ties
by the old tradition of Podillya?
01:01:16No drinking.
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993
994
wild animals or the librarians?
Galya
I am not going to worry about it
It was like electric current
going through my back.
01:01:47Are we going tomorrow?
01:01:50No! Tonight.
01:01:52We have to finish
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1005
900
1007
I have never had such a selfie.
A weaponWhere do you think you are going, anyway?
01:02:31He wants to join our male fraternity.
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1011
The European sanctions!
You are not going hunting
Why did Rozetka bring all thisI want to go with you!
01:02:52You can't go to our woods.
01:02:55You have a different blood type.
01:02:57The mosquitos will eat you.
01:03:08Here! The boars hang out over there
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1020
1021
1022
1023
1024
1025
1026
1027
1028
and I will go to jail
Not gonna happen.
Here
Here
here.
Is it OK now?
Are you satisfied?
Now listen to my plan.
-I'll go to him and give him some tea.
-With poison?
01:04:09No, it's diuretic tea
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and his battle spirit.
OKwhen you see he is alone.
01:04:55Oh! Attaboy!
01:05:01I brewed it myself.
01:05:08With the best intentions.
01:05:20The whole Gestapo platoon
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1054
1055
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1057
1058
in Vinnitsya instead of Yablunivka.
He was afraid
of the Wolf Monster of Podillya.
01:05:55You get a bonus for a great story.
01:05:57I also know a horror story
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if he gave us the advance.
Hello there.
What brings you here?
Did something happen?
01:07:11Yes, sister.
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1077
1078
leaving only smoke behind.
Wake up! You mustn't sleep
in the middle of the day.
01:07:37Oh dear Lord, didn't you…?
01:07:41You know?
01:07:45Why did you ask us to come, then?
01:07:47Well… I guess you just got me wrong.
01:07:50"I have a job for you.
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1089
First they die
The priest mixed something up.
It's a misunderstanding.
01:08:11Oh really? Why didn't you tell me before?
01:08:14Let's join the kids at the table.
01:08:18Do you think I am stupid?
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1095
1096
1097
with your varenyky.
Thank you.
Oh! Is your mustached
entertainer in good health?
01:08:40How did he survive reputation damage?
01:08:42Thanks God,
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1104
a performance in the woods for me.
Galya!
Galya
Mama! Papa has heart problems!
His head is just fine
I have nothing to do with it.
Nazarchik has invented a new contest
01:09:06to impress Yury.
01:09:07Since when is that honored scarecrow
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1114
1115
1116
and you have a tournament?
The boys are playing
No. I am just… just saying…
I did nothing
A naked librarian is "nothing" to you?
Who?
Mm… the patriarchy.
Hey
Who is going
to change Gayane's diapers, me?
01:09:58Mom, come here.
01:10:01There is a show at the Seredyuks'.
01:10:11What?
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1132
1133
1134
you don't have that much luck in life.
Why is that?
Because you are going to marry that angelmy daughter.
01:10:43So now you have to think and decide
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1141
everyone else took for granted.
I had to earn them
Judging by your car and your suits
I can tell you gnawed all that out
like a real wolf.
01:11:14But the wolf is doing that for his pack,
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1151
1152
1153
1154
1155
1156
for so long and now
when I finally found itI ruined everything.
01:11:51I am sorry.
01:11:53I don't know what has gotten into me.
01:11:56Sorry.
01:11:57I am no better than you.
01:11:59My temper is just… I am sorry, too…
01:12:13Do you think I have a chance
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we are sitting on this bench together.
You think so?
Welcome to the family
What is this?
What it this?!
I am asking you?!
-Grassement!
-That's right! A real nightmare!
01:13:15My girl marries today
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1177
1178
1179
1180
1181
who sabotaged Natalka's wedding.
Maybe you have taken it to the museum?
You are right!
"The wedding traditions of Podillya".
It was the gem of the exhibition.
Hey! Why are you blocking the way?
Step aside.
01:13:50I am saving the wedding!
01:14:08Where are you going?
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1191
1192
1193
appointed me.
Don't call museum a facility!
It's a temple of history!
What do you mean
The facility was privatized.
They are going to build
a shopping mall here!
01:14:33Oh, now wait… a minute.
01:14:38No wonder your face looked familiar.
01:14:41Come during the working hours to pack.
01:14:43You'll get the inventory list.
01:14:44I am going to take your whole gang
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1207
1208
1209
1210
who Vasyl Seredyuk is!
I don't get it. Why do we have to give
that millionaire a wedding present?
01:15:10Did he give anything to us?
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1215
when he can get something for free.
Here's my present for him!
Momyou would even outrun Dad.
01:15:28One can't come
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has been sponsoring the millionaires.
What are you saying?
It's Caucasian tradition
to give good presents.
01:16:06Tell me the truth!
01:16:08-Did you fall for Natalka?
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This present is too expensive.
We should keep it.
I have another present for them.
It's big and it's absolutely free
and useless.
01:16:36We just need… to wrap it nicely.
01:16:42This one, maybe?
01:16:43No, we want that pink one!
01:16:47We have an exact sum!
01:16:54I told you! No one will
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1256
1257
1258
in the ancient manuscripts.
Thank you.
But let me tell youwhat used to be yours is now mine.
01:17:40Thank you! Thank you!
01:17:43Congratulations!
01:17:45Thank you!
01:17:46Congratulations, mate!
01:17:50Dad, you came almost in time.
01:17:52I will forgive you
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1272
and hugging you just now?
Yura's mate and a local supercrat.
He is head of… something.
I don't know details.
01:18:13He's helped our company a great deal.
01:18:16Thanks. Now go over there and eat!
01:18:17Dad, I understand your daughter's wedding
01:18:20is really an emotional event,
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build a shopping mall there.
So it was you who did it
Yes! A new page of the history
of Yablunivka is about to start.
01:18:38-And I am going to write it.
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Now we should speak of God's grace.
What a shame.
Like I didn't teach you right.
01:19:12The ungrateful generation.
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for reformation.
Especially those twin girls.
Do you think fighting
for their happiness is worth it?
01:19:39It's our mission.
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1305
1306
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or in the hospital.
Barely found it at the vet.
He uses it to sedate horses,
01:20:14so I guess it would…
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in Yura's car?
-Such things do happen…
-Don't explain!
01:20:30Come on, the guests are waiting.
01:20:32Sorry, my girl.
01:20:33I am saving you and our Podillya.
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1319
1320
And you are not marrying my girl!
What? Again??
Natalka!
Radio "Friday".
Why so fast? Don't you see the sign?
Driving fast – speeding ticket is a must.
What are you doing?
Looking for a song.
It's been in my head since morning.
01:21:38Kashtany, kashtany…
01:21:40What about the amber alert?
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he'll go to neighboring district.
If he has brains for that.
Will you catch him?
And he will spoil
the statistics of another region.
01:21:53We won't get the quarter bonus now
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1339
was just a little bit too much?
You woke up. But consciousness is asleep!
OK. The convent will help you wake up.
One
Lookwhat's going on in your head
01:22:43but everything can be talked over,
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You have been singing karaoke yesterday.
Use a cigarette lighter.
No way! The voltage
and the amperage are different.
01:23:06We were told it was an emergency facility
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against all the laws of physics.
Don't you worry.
They rehabilitate junkies in that conventso they will take you on, too.
01:23:25Attention! Repeated offender Seredyuk!
01:23:29This is Colonel-to-be Popadyuk speaking.
01:23:32Stop the car and let the bride out.
01:23:35Catch me first!
01:23:38Speed up, Serhiy!
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Colonel-to-be Popadyuk!
It's a pedagogical moment
Get a daughter and you'll understand.
How long is it going to take?
Just a sec.
I have almost established contact.
01:24:02Pedagogue Seredyuk,
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of the first private museum in Podillya
I wish you a speedy recoveryso we can discuss our first exhibition.
01:26:24What am I going to say to the guys
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is under arrest.
Taking into account the severity of crime
there is a threat
of the full confiscation.
01:26:48He changed his mind about being a Colonel.
01:26:50I will call my friend, a General, and…
01:26:53Ha-ha. I tricked you!
01:26:56My boss told me to work
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are restored in the assigned territory.
Yura…
-Thank you for…
-Stop it.
01:27:30That conversation on the bench…
01:27:33I really mean it.
01:27:35I don't have my own family
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warm greetings are heard.
May the husband now say his happy word.
Come on
That's… that's right.
I want to thank all of you
for not being scared
01:29:23to come to our party again.
01:29:25Don't worry, my car cannot be repaired.
01:29:29So, no chase this time!
01:29:31That's right.
01:29:37I have never had a family so I had no idea
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for the police or the oligarch.
He rushed to her rescue
with no hesitation.
01:30:13You know…
01:30:16we live in a very unpredictable country.
01:30:19But I can predict one thing for sure.
01:30:22If I ever run into danger,
01:30:26there is a person
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with that voice of yours.
Get into show businessand you will be a star!
01:32:18It's my dream. They pay big money there.
01:32:21Sure thing.
01:32:23Them stars
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and more archimandrites!
OKThe men of art have a lot of work.
01:33:20Come on, girls.
01:33:21You will have plenty of time
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You've got the whole country.
Why do you need Yablunivka?
I have been invited to come here
Invited? You come and you goand what am I to do after that?
01:33:44Die of starvation? Go work at the plant?
01:33:47You only think about yourself!
01:33:49I have a wonderful idea, my friend!
01:33:55Hello, ladies and gentlemen!
01:33:58For the first time in Podillya!
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You better surrender
Oleg! Oleg!
Oleg dear
What nonsense is that?
It's fast now.
You said that…
-You said that the chorus singer is ready.
-He is still learning.
01:36:40I don't get it. Where is jamon?
01:36:44Where is jamon?
01:36:48Lyosha, bro!
01:36:49I don't get it…
01:36:53My Seredyuk.
01:37:03Katrin! Father needs to know.
01:37:06I asked all men older than… 40.
01:37:13God, what are you doing here?
01:37:14Waiting for Zhadan.
01:37:22Mate, if…
01:37:28And you…
01:37:31Why are you showing pants?
01:37:33Why are you…?
01:37:39The moustache… got unstuck.
01:37:43Stop!