The Curse of the Jade Scorpion - Official Trailer - Woody Allen Movie

  • l’année dernière
Découvrez la bande annonce du film Le Sortilège du scorpion de jade : En 1940, à New York, Betty Ann Fitzgerald a été engagée pour moderniser la compagnie d'assurances North Coast. Cette énergique et arriviste enquêtrice affiche d'emblée ses ambitions en déclarant la guerre aux méthodes de travail quelque peu obsolètes de C.W. Briggs, le meilleur détective de la boîte.
Transcript
00:00 *musique*
00:02 *musique*
00:04 *musique*
00:06 "You don't seem tough enough to go after criminals."
00:08 "Really? Maybe if I slapped your a*s a little bit, you'd change your mind."
00:11 "I could slap you back."
00:13 "Starting to sound like fun."
00:14 "I put myself in the criminal's position."
00:17 "I think like him."
00:18 "Mr. Magruder hired me to streamline the office, and I'm going to."
00:22 "Miss Fitzgerald is a part of this company now. We must all learn to work together in harmony."
00:27 "There's something about that broad that I don't trust. She's got an evil streak."
00:30 "You're the only person I've received this kind of bitter resistance from, and if I may speak frankly, you're a dinosaur."
00:35 "So, did you tell her who's boss?"
00:37 "Is she kidding, talking to me like that? It's because she thinks she's smarter."
00:40 "You know, because she graduated from Vassar, and I went to driving school."
00:44 "What you really need is a good old-fashioned roll in the hay."
00:47 "Ha! You wouldn't know which end is up."
00:50 "Well, in your case, it would be hard to tell."
00:53 "And now for something I call the power of the Jade Scorpion."
00:57 "When I say the word 'Constantinople', you will instantly drop into the deepest hypnotic trance."
01:02 "When I say the word 'Madagascar', you will go immediately to the deepest level of hypnotic sleep."
01:07 "I now pronounce you man and wife."
01:10 "He's this shallow, skirt-chasing egomaniac."
01:15 "Hello?"
01:16 "Madagascar."
01:18 "Honey, is this the way you are away from the office?"
01:20 "Hello?"
01:21 "Constantinople. You will obtain the jewels, all the jewels."
01:26 "Somebody got on the estate, jewels worth millions, all gone."
01:30 "An elite?"
01:30 "It's an inside job, no question about it."
01:32 "Good morning, sweetheart."
01:34 "Constantinople. The illusive jewel thief has struck again."
01:38 "I usually prefer more attractive, athletic, muscular men."
01:42 "Maybe I could get in a few push-ups before you came over."
01:45 "The wormy little ferret."
01:47 "Madagascar."
01:49 "The most wonderful man in the world."
01:51 "Constantinople. My God, what a sense of power."
01:54 "Are you guys investigating me?"
01:56 "The actual stolen property turns up hidden in your bedroom."
01:59 "You got any witnesses?"
02:00 "Yeah, me!"
02:02 "You're gonna take your word over mine?"
02:03 "I wonder if he's having some kind of mental breakdown."
02:06 "This is a conspiracy to make me appear crazy to my apartment."
02:09 "There's a word for people who think everyone is conspiring against them."
02:13 "That's right, perceptive."
02:15 "The Illusive Jewel Thief"