Easiest Salad Dressing on Earth - You Suck at Cooking (episode 15)
Transcript
00:00 You suck at cooking, yeah you totally suck.
00:04 Okay, today we're gonna make the easiest salad dressing on earth.
00:07 It's only three ingredients, but the amount of work you put in this for the amount of deliciousness,
00:11 it's a ratio that's like, about like that.
00:14 So all you're gonna need is some olive oil,
00:16 some balsamic vinegar,
00:18 [slam]
00:19 [clank]
00:20 Ugggghhh.
00:21 I didn't get the third ingredient.
00:23 Oh my god, I'm such an idiot.
00:25 Ugggghhh.
00:26 You know what, let's go get the ingredient,
00:28 and uh, maybe it'll be fun, maybe it'll be boring, I don't know.
00:31 [clank]
00:32 [clunk]
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00:35 [clunk]
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00:43 Dijon mustard.
00:44 Take some olive oil, a bit less balsamic vinegar,
00:48 and then, a bit less Dijon mustard.
00:52 Stirring it with a fork works much better,
00:55 and let's just confirm.
00:57 Mm-hmm.
00:58 It's delicious.
00:59 And that's how you make the easiest salad dressing on Earth.
01:03 Now, if you want to make the easiest salad dressing on the moon,
01:06 the process is very similar.
01:08 You'll need some balsamic vinegar,
01:10 you'll need some olive oil,
01:11 [slam]
01:12 [clank]
01:13 Ugggghhh.
01:14 I forgot.
01:16 I'm on the moon, and I forgot the mustard.
01:19 I'm such an idiot.
01:21 Ugggghhh.
01:22 You know what, let's go get the ingredient,
01:24 maybe something fun will happen.
01:26 [suspenseful music]
01:28 [slam]
01:29 [suspenseful music]
01:30 [slam]
01:31 [slam]
01:32 [slam]
01:33 [slam]
01:34 [slam]
01:35 [slam]
01:36 Ugggghhh.
01:37 ♪ Salad without dressing is kind of depressing ♪
01:40 ♪ I like it when you're nestling inside my stomach, digesting ♪
01:45 ♪ Pour you in the bowl, the leaves you are caressing ♪
01:50 ♪ And I'm just here professing you're a little bit refreshing ♪
01:55 ♪ Salad dressing, I'm just guessing ♪
02:00 ♪ That when I eat you, I have your blessing, I hope ♪
02:06 [guitar strumming]
02:08 ♪ You suck at cooking, oh my god ♪
02:11 ♪ You suck, you suck at cooking, oh my god ♪
02:16 ♪ You, you suck at cooking, oh my god ♪
02:21 ♪ You suck so much at cooking ♪
02:27 Devon, I can see your hand.