Makeup For Nerds
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00:00 hello and welcome to Arlie's fucking great video fucking shit yeah I'm not
00:10 drinking fuck you well today in this video we're gonna learn how to do your
00:16 makeup if you're a nerd like me um you know what you're gonna want to do if
00:22 you're a fucking nerd like I am is a not do your makeup um there's this thing
00:30 called BB cream it's real big like a year ago supposedly got like makeup and
00:36 moisturizer and sunscreen all in one blah blah blue but it is pretty great if
00:42 you are really shitty at makeup don't put a lot on because because it has the
00:50 sunscreen so if you are oily it's gonna make you super oily get the grease
00:56 degreasing blotting papers so you don't want to like draw this eyebrows on not
01:05 too heavy um you can always tell though if they're on too heavy because they
01:14 look really heavy honestly I haven't really figured it out either so fuck me
01:19 why am I doing a makeup video I mean the the bitch of the makeup counter told me
01:23 to like feather it in you know like don't try to look a fucking straight
01:27 line or whatever and then I just try to follow my natural eyebrow shape because
01:33 if you actually try to draw a different shape it doesn't look too good a lot of
01:39 times and if you're super white trash like me you're gonna have really fucking
01:45 sparse eyebrows and honestly like sometimes it looks better if you just
01:49 leave them sparse you know you don't need you don't need eyebrows all the
01:52 time people you I have no arch this is like a fucking the most shallow
01:57 semicircle shitty-ass eyebrow fucking jeans in the world I try to put an arch
02:04 in there and it looks so goddamn fake if you're oily you need to do powder makeup
02:10 a lot of power shit in I use the um physicians formula that shit because
02:18 fucking rocks I think all powders are pretty good though I just had especially
02:25 good luck with physicians formula just because I'm so oily guys if you're oily
02:30 physicians formula is your friend also but don't put too much makeup or powder
02:36 on because then you look like you're a fucking grandma with baby powder on a
02:40 face blush needs to be really fucking subtle I think and so powder goes on
02:47 really lightly whereas you get that liquid stuff and it's like oh you're a
02:54 silent film star it's not the effect that we want because we're nerds and we
02:59 have to look like we're like like we don't even I don't know how to do makeup
03:05 like this oh this I'm this is my natural fucking skin my under my eyes get so
03:13 oily and so any regular concealer is gonna like once the oil hits it kind of
03:20 cake up this is the HD concealer from makeup forever and it works really well
03:27 doesn't take up under my eyelids I'm not gonna put any on because I'm about to
03:33 wash all this junk off anyways it's like nighttime I've got two eye pencils
03:39 this one's from Clinique this one is from also plenty Clinique's a good brand
03:46 I like Clinique it's still expensive though I used to be a big fan of putting
03:51 on eyeliner like I think I still have some on from earlier when I tried to put
03:55 on makeup I just put on like the corners of my eyes if I really want to which I
04:01 never do at work because at work I have like a stressful job everybody's job is
04:07 stressful but if I'm wearing makeup all day I sit and I just rub rub my eyes
04:15 rub my eyes cuz I'm like oh god why I need to quit fuck like why does anyone
04:25 use mascara it doesn't even like add that much I'm sorry okay I just I have
04:33 two tampons in my makeup bag give some conceptual advice because if you're like
04:39 me you're like oh okay makeup like let's just put it on the face okay I'm done
04:47 no okay talking to you people that do that you need to like look at your face
04:58 empirically I don't know if I'm using that in the right context but I'm saying
05:04 that you need to blend more people's vision is high-def the most high-def
05:16 ever so you need to blend that shit okay bitch if it looks unnatural take it off
05:27 so that's my help for you guys out there I hope that you can take that
05:35 information and use it and be better be cooler be more respected and be awesome
05:48 and fucking kill it