Vivian's Headshave
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00:00 - [Man] Do you flavor love--
00:01 - Oh, this could be my video.
00:03 - [Man] Shaving your hair for Flav.
00:05 - Okay, so is it on?
00:06 - [Man] Yeah, it's on, it's recording.
00:07 - So this is the last time I'm gonna say bye to my hair.
00:12 I just wanna say I'm ready to shed it off
00:16 and shed off this that defines me, you know?
00:20 - [Man] Has it been a good friend for a long time?
00:22 - Not really, but it's been all right.
00:25 I'm just happy to start a new phase
00:27 and I've always wanted to do it,
00:29 so I'm happy I'm gonna do it now.
00:31 - All right, let's roll.
00:32 - All right, let's do it.
00:33 - Sit on the edge of the bathtub.
00:35 (laughing)
00:36 We'll put this right here.
00:38 - Baby, I'm gonna do it.
00:40 - You can even watch yourself, yeah.
00:42 - I'm ready, I'm ready.
00:47 - All right, so we got the hair clip.
00:50 - I'm kinda scared, but I'm excited.
00:53 I'm more excited than scared.
00:56 Look, this, I'm never gonna have this again
00:58 in the shower when I shed all this hair
01:00 and in the kitchen, wherever my hair is.
01:03 It's not gonna happen.
01:04 I mean, it falls off everywhere.
01:08 I don't know, I find my hair everywhere.
01:12 - All right, we got you in the camera here.
01:14 - Goodbye, hair.
01:16 - Oh, look, there you are.
01:19 - Okay, Flavor Flav, if you're watching this,
01:22 this is for you.
01:28 - Look.
01:28 - Okay.
01:32 Okay, okay, I'm scared.
01:34 Okay, okay, do it, do it, do it.
01:36 (screaming)
01:37 - Let me start from here.
01:38 - Okay, okay.
01:39 Oh my God!
01:44 Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
01:51 (screaming)
01:54 Oh, oh my God!
01:57 Oh my God!
01:58 (gasping)
01:58 Oh, wait, wait, wait, don't put it in the bathtub.
02:01 - Well, it'll be easier to take out.
02:03 You wanna put it in the tub?
02:04 - Oh my God, don't show it to me.
02:05 Don't show it to me, don't show it to me.
02:06 Don't show it to me, don't show it to me.
02:09 I didn't mean to, I didn't mean to.
02:12 - Yeah, there's a lot of hair.
02:17 - Damien, I can't believe I'm doing this.
02:19 I'm excited, but I'm also like really...
02:26 - We're gonna talk at a party tonight.
02:28 - Oh my God, oh my God.
02:30 Oh my God, oh my God.
02:32 (laughing)
02:33 Okay, okay, no weapons, son.
02:37 I'm just gonna do it.
02:38 Hurry, I always wanted to--
02:39 - Well, it's too late, so don't worry about it.
02:42 - Oh, snap.
02:43 All right.
02:45 - So, you got any thoughts?
02:47 What are you thinking about right now?
02:49 - I'm thinking like I'm actually doing it.
02:51 I'm very proud of myself
02:52 because it's something I've always wanted to do
02:54 and I'm actually doing it.
02:55 I don't wanna see myself in the mirror
02:57 like until it's actually done.
02:58 (speaking in foreign language)
03:02 Oh my God, look at all the fluff.
03:06 Oh, it's okay.
03:07 It'll grow back in a year, right?
03:11 Two years?
03:12 - Well, yeah.
03:14 I mean, it'll be long in less than a year, but--
03:17 - Okay, I'm gonna need some hats.
03:19 - That's looking good from behind.
03:21 I kinda like it.
03:21 (laughing)
03:22 No, I'm serious.
03:23 I mean, I can't believe I did it.
03:25 Oh my God.
03:27 (groaning)
03:29 - All right, how's your hair, Selena?
03:30 - Oh my God.
03:32 I've always wanted, I'm just glad that,
03:35 (speaking in foreign language)
03:37 hair salon that I wanna do it, you know?
03:38 - Yeah.
03:39 They might not even want to do it.
03:41 - They don't want to do it. - They might refuse.
03:43 Oh, it looks so punk rock right now.
03:45 - I know.
03:46 (laughing)
03:49 Oh my God, and I can't even see it right now.
03:51 (speaking in foreign language)
03:53 - You're gonna feel so lightweight.
03:56 - I'm gonna be like G.I. James.
03:57 - Yes. - Oh, look at my hair.
03:59 Oh my God.
04:00 - Oh, you have one little long piece right here.
04:03 - Okay, okay, do it.
04:05 Do it.
04:06 (screaming)
04:07 - That's it. - Look at my hair.
04:08 - Nothing below your neck now.
04:09 (speaking in foreign language)
04:11 (gasping)
04:12 (screaming)
04:13 (laughing)
04:15 Oh my goodness.
04:19 - How does it feel?
04:21 - You're like, how does you--
04:22 - Wait, wait, hold on, let me feel it.
04:23 I don't, I don't, I feel--
04:24 - Hold on, let me even it out a little.
04:26 - Okay.
04:29 (speaking in foreign language)
04:30 - Hold on. - All right.
04:31 - All right, turn around without getting up
04:34 so you can look at the camera.
04:36 - Oh my God.
04:36 (speaking in foreign language)
04:39 (screaming)
04:40 (speaking in foreign language)
04:41 - The camera's right here, so don't stand up too much.
04:44 Oh, that looks good.
04:45 - Oh my God.
04:46 (screaming)
04:48 Oh my--
04:49 - That length could look really good on you.
04:51 Like, obviously it's still messy,
04:52 it's not like completely even.
04:53 - You know what, this is cool, I like this.
04:55 I can keep it like this,
04:56 but I need to go all the way back
04:57 because I'm already, you know.
04:59 - And I really like the way it like,
05:02 hangs down a little bit here.
05:03 - Yeah.
05:04 Hello, this is right before I'm gonna go completely bald,
05:13 so this is the last of my hair.
05:16 It's about, what is it, three-fourths of an inch?
05:18 - Seven-eighths of an inch.
05:19 - Seven-eighths of an inch.
05:20 How much is seven-eighths of an inch?
05:23 - That much.
05:24 Like, from here to here, like the thickness of that.
05:27 - Okay, so it's like this much.
05:28 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
05:29 - Okay, all right, so now let's do the rest of it.
05:32 - Here we go.
05:33 - Let's go.
05:34 - Let's get 'er done.
05:35 - This is gonna be the easier part, right?
05:36 - Yeah, this should be,
05:38 well, it takes a good five minutes.
05:40 Looks good.
05:42 When it goes back, you might wanna keep it on it for a while.
05:44 Looks good.
05:45 I think it's more your personality.
05:48 - Yeah.
05:49 - Yeah.
05:50 - Wait, I missed?
05:51 - I think short hair can be feminine.
05:53 - Yeah.
05:54 - There's a hair right there.
05:56 - Oh my God.
05:57 - See, don't get confused, that's Snoop.
05:59 That's the hair, they're about the same size.
06:01 (laughing)
06:02 - And oh my God, yeah.
06:04 Okay.
06:06 Mi pelo.
06:09 - That's a lot of hair.
06:10 - Okay, next, phase two.
06:11 - All right, here we go.
06:12 - Phase two with my hair.
06:13 (screaming)
06:14 - Let's go.
06:15 - Yeah, that looks good.
06:18 - All right, let's do it.
06:19 - Sit down.
06:20 - Okay, okay.
06:22 - All right.
06:25 - Wish me luck.
06:26 (laughing)
06:27 - Yeah, see.
06:27 (screaming)
06:28 It's getting closer, getting closer.
06:29 - Okay, okay, let's do it, let's do it.
06:31 I can't imagine what my head would feel like bald.
06:33 Okay, okay, let's do it, let's do it.
06:34 - Oh my God.
06:35 (speaking in foreign language)
06:39 - I've never done this before.
06:43 Wow, I can see your head.
06:45 - Okay.
06:46 (speaking in foreign language)
06:50 - You are gonna look weird.
06:51 I mean, you're gonna see yourself weird.
06:53 I remember when I did it, like it made me feel good,
06:56 but I felt weird, you know?
06:57 - Yeah.
06:58 - But like, you know, after like a week,
07:01 you won't really be bald anymore, so.
07:03 - Yeah.
07:03 (speaking in foreign language)
07:05 She did it, and it was just very liberating
07:08 for when she did it, you know?
07:09 People would stare at her, but she like,
07:11 it was good to know what that felt like.
07:15 - Turn this way a little.
07:17 It's a happy hair shave right now.
07:19 Wanna feel it?
07:20 Go like this.
07:22 (laughing)
07:25 Isn't that cool?
07:26 - Wait, we have to slowly go into this, not rush into it.
07:29 - Well, you're halfway there.
07:31 - So I can't go back.
07:33 (speaking in foreign language)
07:34 - See, this half has no hair.
07:36 - But are you gonna go closer to the--
07:39 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:40 - Oh, okay.
07:41 - This half has no hair, and this half has hair.
07:44 - You're gonna turn around and show the camera?
07:46 - I'm just showing the camera.
07:47 Don't look at yourself, turn back around.
07:49 - They've known I wanted to do it,
07:52 I didn't mention it to them, and I fell over.
07:55 But look at how fast it grew back for Britney Spears.
07:57 - Yeah.
07:58 - How long did it take her?
07:59 Like, not even a year.
08:00 And for the record, I wanted to do this
08:09 before Britney Spears.
08:10 (laughing)
08:13 (speaking in foreign language)
08:16 The first shock was when it all came,
08:17 like the first piece came off.
08:19 - Oh, that feels nice.
08:20 (laughing)
08:21 It's making me wanna do it.
08:23 - It should.
08:24 Just because I'm going bald,
08:25 doesn't mean I'm not trying to look good.
08:27 Wow, now that I have this haircut,
08:31 I feel like I should, you know,
08:32 get some kind of enlightenment,
08:34 go to like a yoga class or meditation.
08:37 - All right, I think we're done.
08:40 If after you take a shower,
08:41 you see any spots that are long,
08:43 we'll just trim them a little bit.
08:46 - I think it looks good.
08:48 Oh my God.
08:50 Okay, oof.
08:52 So this is me bald.
08:54 - It's not bad at all.
08:55 - Look, I noticed I have like,
08:56 these little entradas right here.
08:58 If I was a guy, that would be looking bad.
09:00 Okay, one hand to my family.
09:02 Anyway, I'm about to, you know, start--
09:06 - It doesn't look bad at all.
09:06 - Yeah.
09:08 I'm about to start off my new, I guess,
09:11 new life with a bald head.
09:14 Something I've always wanted to do.
09:15 So watch out world, here I come.