BLIND FOLDED MAKEUP CH part 1

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00:00 Guys, sup, shawty shawty here.
00:03 Tony Moonbeard Spider.
00:05 That's Maddie in the background.
00:07 She's doing her hair.
00:09 Do you want to start off what we're doing?
00:11 Do you want me to say it?
00:13 Oh, you can start it.
00:15 Of course.
00:17 Alright, is it the makeup? Is it like the blindfold makeup challenge?
00:21 Makeup challenge. Blindfold makeup.
00:23 Alright, well, she doesn't know anything about makeup.
00:27 She... Okay, ready?
00:29 Um, what's this?
00:31 Oh, no, you can't look at it.
00:34 I didn't even get it out of here.
00:36 I don't even know what the fuck that is.
00:38 Alright, well, this is just the same as makeup.
00:40 I think that's foundation. That's liquid foundation.
00:42 Oh.
00:44 Ready?
00:46 What are we going to blindfold?
00:48 Let's put this on.
00:50 Um, no.
00:52 It's a bikini top.
00:54 Just get a towel.
00:56 I don't want to put a bikini top on my face.
01:00 I can see out of it.
01:02 You can?
01:04 She looks like a baby bug.
01:06 How many fingers?
01:08 Wait, you want underwear?
01:10 Ew!
01:12 You gotta tie it then. I got some tits in my face.
01:14 Can you see out of it?
01:16 No. It smells like a baby suit, though.
01:18 Did you go in the pool?
01:20 Um, Michael, I don't think that was a tight.
01:22 Is it tight enough?
01:24 Is it tight enough now?
01:26 No, tie it!
01:28 My computer is like...
01:30 What? What's wrong with the computer?
01:32 Shut off.
01:34 Is that tight enough now?
01:36 Yes.
01:38 I think that I found myself a cheerleader.
01:40 I suck at singing.
01:42 Can you see?
01:44 No.
01:46 Look at the camera.
01:48 More bugs.
01:50 Alright, pick something up.
01:52 My nose is itchy.
01:54 Alright, pick something up.
01:56 What's up, bugs?
01:58 What is this?
02:02 Oh my god.
02:04 I can't cut.
02:06 I just...
02:08 Okay, just hurry up.
02:10 What is it?
02:12 You can't... You don't know.
02:14 You can't tell.
02:16 Why does it feel like that?
02:18 Just...
02:20 (laughing)
02:22 I think that goes there.
02:32 I need a napkin.
02:34 Where am I looking?
02:36 What is that?
02:38 You're looking at the...
02:40 ceiling.
02:42 Hmm.
02:44 Oh, this is so much fun.
02:46 What is this?
02:48 (laughing)
02:50 Can I smell it?
02:52 No.
02:54 I think this goes on your eyes.
02:56 I don't know.
02:58 Hold this.
03:00 Come here!
03:02 Well, if you think it goes on my eyes,
03:04 let me close my eyes.
03:06 What fucking eyes?
03:08 Don't poke them out.
03:10 Where's the thingy?
03:12 (laughing)
03:14 Where's your other eye?
03:16 Where's your other eye?
03:18 You can't guide her.
03:22 Did I do it?
03:24 Where's the cat?
03:26 Beautiful, Amber.
03:28 Where's the cat?
03:30 (laughing)
03:32 She looks beautiful.
03:34 What is this?
03:36 I don't know. What is it?
03:38 How do you open it?
03:40 (music playing)
03:50 Something fell. What is this?
03:52 Oh.
03:54 What color is it?
03:56 I don't know what color is it.
03:58 (music playing)
04:02 Just do it.
04:04 Just go.
04:06 (laughing)
04:08 Where are you going?
04:10 I'm going down my face.
04:12 There's liquid?
04:16 Where's your eyeball?
04:20 Why are you moving?
04:24 She's going down my face.
04:26 Where's your other eye?
04:28 Oh my god, Amber!
04:36 What did I do?
04:38 (laughing)
04:40 Your makeup is going to get so ruined.
04:44 That's a sponge.
04:46 What's this?
04:52 You just broke it.
04:54 (laughing)
04:56 When you're done with that,
04:58 I'm going to need that computer because I got up to my time sheet.
05:00 Okay.
05:04 I'm going to need that when I'm done with the show.
05:06 She's blindfolded.
05:10 I'm not sure that she's squirting out.
05:14 Where's your face?
05:20 Mom, I think you should sit here and watch.
05:22 Where's your face?
05:24 Can you please turn around and show mom?
05:32 What does my face look like?
05:34 It's your face.
05:36 Oh my Jesus.
05:38 Don't you have to get it on your neck too?
05:40 You got hair on my face.
05:46 Whose hair?
05:48 It looks like you're crying.
05:50 So what are you doing?
05:52 Why is the girls here?
05:54 Amber just got back from vacation.
05:56 I know she was away.
05:58 She was away with Mishmack.
06:00 I know she was away with Mishmack.
06:02 I think I dropped something over by me.
06:14 What is it?
06:16 Stop asking what it is.
06:22 How do you use it?
06:24 Maddie.
06:26 Am I breaking it?
06:28 Don't touch it.
06:30 Don't touch what?
06:32 Don't touch the top.
06:34 It's ticklish.
06:46 Did I get it to you?
06:54 Put it back.
06:56 Put it back.
06:58 Am I doing good?
07:04 Am I doing good?
07:08 Yes, you look beautiful.
07:10 Okay, pick something else.
07:14 Oh, what's the big thing?
07:16 Alright, the big thing opens up.
07:22 Do you want me to open it for you?
07:24 Do you want me to open it for you?
07:26 Because the big thing doesn't really...
07:28 Okay.
07:30 What the fuck?
07:34 I just broke it.
07:36 Alright, yeah, there's brushes down there.
07:42 God, help me.
07:48 Just take this one.
07:50 Maddie.
07:52 I think this goes on your eyebrows.
07:54 Do I look hot?
08:04 Definitely, you're going to have all the boys chasing you.
08:06 Good job, Amber.
08:08 You're actually doing very good.
08:12 Now what?
08:18 Now what?
08:20 Is there other brushes?
08:22 There's a brush here.
08:24 You can use your finger too.
08:32 Okay.
08:34 Maddie.
08:36 Yeah?
08:38 I don't want to use this anymore.
08:42 How do you...
08:46 What the fuck was that?
08:48 That closes like that.
08:50 That's a brush.
08:52 Okay, no, no, no, that's nail polish.
08:58 Alright, now if you use this...
09:02 I do not want you ruining this.
09:04 Alright, twist it open.
09:06 But use this.
09:08 I don't want you ruining that.
09:10 Is that the brush I gave you?
09:14 No.
09:16 Is it moving?
09:22 Is it on it?
09:24 Is it flush?
09:26 Oh, it's this one?
09:30 Oops.
09:42 Okay.
09:44 I don't know how that works.
09:46 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
09:48 Okay.
09:50 Well, that's an iPad.
10:00 How do you open this?
10:04 This way?
10:08 Yes.
10:10 Okay.
10:12 Tap some of this stuff.
10:14 Mm-hmm.
10:16 Okay.
10:18 Yeah.
10:20 Can I use my finger?
10:22 They're doing a makeup challenge right now.
10:24 Okay.
10:26 Yeah.
10:28 Where?
10:34 Okay, hold on.
10:38 My phone is on your lips.
10:40 Can you hear Mom?
10:42 Hello?
10:44 Hey, Mom.
10:46 Keep going.
10:52 Uh, I don't know.
10:54 Do I have to go that far first?
10:56 Wait, where did you go?
11:06 I'll stay.
11:08 Do I have to go?
11:12 Okay.
11:16 Yeah.
11:22 What?
11:28 Yeah.
11:32 Okay.
11:34 All right.
11:38 Love you, bye.
11:40 Do I have to go?
11:46 No.
11:48 Where's the cap?
11:50 All right.
11:54 And you tell me when you want to stop with me.
11:56 I can keep going for as long as I want.
12:00 Well, the video's already 12 minutes long.
12:02 No, it's not.
12:04 Yeah, it is.
12:06 What is this?
12:08 It's closed. I haven't opened it yet.
12:10 It's sealed shut.
12:12 Oh.
12:14 Do you want another one of these?
12:16 Yeah.
12:28 You know what that is.
12:30 It's mascara.
12:32 Yeah.
12:34 Is there a different side?
12:36 There's two sides.
12:38 One's for the top and one's for the bottom.
12:40 Am I on the top?
12:42 I can't tell you that.
12:44 Don't poke my eye out.
12:46 I'm going to keep my eyes shut, actually, and you just close your eyes.
12:48 Ow!
12:56 Okay.
12:58 Okay, I go.
13:00 Maddie, do I look beautiful?
13:10 Yep.
13:12 Put your eye to it.
13:14 I am!
13:16 You just got my eyebrow.
13:20 I'm drooling?
13:24 No.
13:26 I think I'm...
13:30 Did I do everything?
13:32 You think you did good?
13:34 That's mine.
13:36 No, you already picked that up.
13:38 I think I'm done.
13:40 You sure you're done?
13:42 Yeah.
13:44 Oh, Jesus Christ!
13:46 I look like the bride of...
13:50 What's-His-Face.
13:52 Why don't you guys make two videos?
13:54 You put eyeshadow on my lip.
13:58 Doesn't she look beautiful?
14:06 I did a masterpiece.
14:08 Yeah, and the dark lines are the liquid eyeliner.
14:10 And you're like, "Is this blush?" And you put it on.
14:16 And I don't know what you picked up, actually.
14:18 What is this?
14:20 That's...
14:22 We're gonna make another video.
14:26 Just give me like five minutes to actually clean up my face.
14:30 Bye!
14:34 Bye!
14:36 Bye!
14:38 Bye! Bye!

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