• l’année dernière
Transcription
00:00 [Bruit de l'animal]
00:11 [Musique]
00:12 Meet Mitch Weaver.
00:13 Hey, that's my shirt.
00:14 In the game of life, he's losing his shirt.
00:16 Ah!
00:17 You're not fit to wear this shirt.
00:19 Mitch can't hold a job.
00:21 You're fired.
00:22 She got a horse and live in the mountains someplace and don't bother anybody.
00:25 Got a purse down, we like a dead moth.
00:27 Mitch is no good at relationships.
00:29 I'm through wasting my life with you.
00:31 Note to self, making love to blow up dolls, not as good as advertised.
00:36 Mitch lacks people skills.
00:37 Hey, that was really funny sticking the cops on us like that.
00:41 I thought it was funny, but I'm surprised you guys did because you got your asses kicked.
00:46 [Explosion]
00:47 I guess I showed you the thing or two about dirty work.
00:49 But there is one thing Mitch Weaver is good at.
00:52 [Explosion]
00:52 You are the king of revenge.
00:54 We should open a revenge for hire business.
00:56 I think you boys can help me.
00:58 Ok, settle down prostitutes.
01:00 You each get $20 and this requires no sex.
01:03 Wow, you got a dead hooker in the trunk.
01:05 No, it can't be.
01:06 I've never seen so many dead hookers in all my life.
01:09 Lord knows I have.
01:11 Don't shoot this.
01:12 This is not part of the commercial.
01:13 Some jerk making your life miserable, you want revenge?
01:16 Let us do your dirty work.
01:17 [Screams]
01:19 [Screams]
01:23 Yeah!
01:23 Norm Macdonald of Saturday Night Live.
01:26 Hey, I think he's got a thumb off that dog.
01:28 [Screams]
01:28 Chevy Chase
01:29 What happened to your foot?
01:30 When you owe a bookie a lot of money,
01:32 and he say he blows off one of your toes,
01:34 you still owe him the money.
01:36 Doesn't seem fair to me.
01:37 For anyone too weak to fight back.
01:40 We're in prison.
01:41 You know what prisoners do to each other all the time?
01:43 Alright, let's go.
01:44 You sure you don't want him to?
01:45 For anyone who's ever landed on the bottom,
01:48 your time has come.
01:50 Didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes, did you?
01:53 Are you ready for some crazy rough sex?
01:56 When I say let's go, you go.
01:58 Time you shut your cake hole, you goat.
02:00 Hey, hey, movie line.
02:02 [Horns honking]
02:03 Ah, how's that looking, baby?
02:05 [Horns honking]
02:08 He was supposed to keep driving.
02:09 I am Jay.
02:10 Dirty Work
02:11 [Screams]
02:12 [Musique]
02:16 [Sous-titres réalisés para la communauté d'Amara.org]
02:19 Merci à tous !