• last year
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00:00 I gotta go to grocery.
00:02 Why are you wearing a mustache, Jake?
00:04 It looks creepy.
00:06 Does it look terrible?
00:08 Worse.
00:10 Fixed it.
00:12 Ah, bright.
00:14 Are they chopping the make-up?
00:16 Pictures?
00:18 Who wants to cut a braid off?
00:20 I do.
00:22 Oh, I so do.
00:24 Thanks, dude.
00:26 Well, let's see.
00:28 Was that just the junior rules meeting?
00:30 Yeah, it was the rules meeting.
00:32 We almost got kicked out.
00:34 That was last year.
00:36 Wait, our juniors got kicked out of the junior rules meeting?
00:38 No, we almost got kicked out of ours.
00:40 My class got kicked out of our junior rules meeting.
00:42 What does that mean, "kicked out"?
00:44 They were like, "Leave. We're done with you."
00:46 Cutting!
00:48 Brian, scissor, please.
00:50 The only panel I liked.
00:52 Don't cut this one.
00:54 You only cut the other one.
00:56 Wasn't he the one who let people
00:58 dig up on the second one?
01:00 The rubber band.
01:02 I watched him pick up the thing and throw it.
01:04 Guys.
01:06 Guys.
01:08 Ready?
01:10 Everyone be quiet.
01:12 Just gonna crush your hand.
01:14 Wait, we can still stop it now.
01:16 I refuse to stop.
01:18 You can still...
01:20 I'm refusing to stop.
01:22 It won't cut all the way through.
01:24 Hi, Tammy.
01:26 You're so cute.
01:28 She's really cute with short hair.
01:30 She is.
01:32 Sorry, I'm pulling it really hard.
01:34 This one's supposed to hurt.
01:36 I'm sorry.
01:38 You're killing her.
01:40 It's pulling on her skin.
01:42 How sharp are those scissors?
01:44 Well, I don't know.
01:46 I've had them for 20 years.
01:48 It's stuck into another brain.
01:50 Come on, Ricky. Give this to sister Ricky.
01:53 Here, Natalie. You can hold my hand.
01:55 I feel quiet in there.
02:03 I don't think anybody trusts Ricky with scissors.
02:05 Children's day.
02:10 I want it.
02:12 I thought about it for a minute.
02:14 He's like, "I want it. It's mine."
02:16 It's so patchy.
02:18 He can keep it if he wants it.
02:20 I want it, Ricky.
02:22 Are we keeping this?
02:24 For now.
02:26 We'll join the army and get army hair cutters.
02:28 Oh, yeah.
02:30 No, they don't even care.
02:32 Are you joking?
02:34 It's actually good.
02:36 They make it hurt.
02:38 Natalie, you're the best.
02:40 A dull razor blade.
02:42 How did you just nick the back of my head?
02:46 I nicked your whole head.
02:48 And he did.
02:50 Who?
02:52 You.
02:54 Why?
02:56 You want me to hold their head?
02:58 That's true.
03:00 Are you telling me?
03:02 It's like hugging me.
03:04 Ricky looks evil.
03:06 You're putting it on me.
03:08 Anything you do to Jeff,
03:14 he's going to do back to me.
03:16 I'm not going to do anything to you.
03:18 I'm not going to do anything to you.
03:20 I'm not going to do anything to you.
03:22 I'm not going to do anything to you.
03:24 I'm not going to do anything to you.
03:26 I'm not going to do anything to you.
03:28 I'm not going to do anything to you.
03:30 I'm not going to do anything to you.
03:32 I'm not going to do anything to you.
03:34 I'm not going to do anything to you.
03:36 I'm not going to do anything to you.
03:38 I'm not going to do anything to you.
03:40 I'm not going to do anything to you.
03:42 I'm not going to do anything to you.
03:44 That looks so cool, Natalie.
03:46 You pretty much have to show it.
03:48 Oh wait.
03:50 It's a meme.
03:52 There's someone back there next to you.
03:54 That is pretty awesome.
03:56 You should keep it like that.
03:58 You should have a tablet.
04:00 I like that.
04:02 I shaved it.
04:04 How long do you want the Mohawk thing?
04:06 It just disappeared.
04:08 Somehow my facial hair
04:10 left my face.
04:12 There's your jello belly.
04:14 That's good.
04:16 I don't know how I did it.
04:18 Too bad.
04:20 She's doing something in between.
04:22 I tried to convince her to get a mullet
04:24 but I figured people would kill her.
04:26 What?
04:28 Mullets are dangerous things.
04:30 All the way down here the same length?
04:32 Yeah.
04:34 That was cool.
04:36 You should have a rat's tail.
04:38 I talk less than they do.
04:40 I'm terrible with scissors though.
04:42 Jake already left
04:44 because it was taking too long.
04:46 Thank you.
04:48 Thank you.
04:50 Is that done?
04:52 It's good.
04:54 I hurt my nose.
04:56 It's not nose hair.
04:58 There's too much hair
05:02 on your back.
05:04 That's not very nice.
05:06 I get it.
05:08 I'm back there.
05:10 Lean up this way.
05:12 It's going in your eyeballs.
05:16 Close your eyes.
05:18 She just cups it
05:20 like a fun one.
05:22 There you go.
05:24 It looks like she's crying now.
05:26 I know.
05:28 I'm surprised he hasn't started crying yet.
05:30 I made a mistake.
05:32 I want it back.
05:34 That'll be tomorrow.
05:36 I'll wait.
05:38 He's shaking.
05:40 Am I shaking?
05:42 You are.
05:44 He sounds like shaving.
05:50 He sounds like shaving.
05:54 He might be shaving.
05:56 When you shave your legs
06:02 it'll be so nice.
06:04 Yeah.
06:06 I've been growing this for two weeks
06:24 and I'm really through.
06:26 I had it shaved all the way down.
06:32 He grows real fast
06:34 the first few weeks.
06:36 Let him get...
06:42 I think it feels pretty cool.
06:44 I just don't think that's a good feel.
06:46 Let him finish the cuts out.
06:48 He doesn't have time to do it.
06:50 That's the other issue.
06:52 I just shaved my girlfriend's head.