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00:00 "Let's do something dramatic."
00:02 "It'll be dramatic, alright."
00:03 *Explosion*
00:09 "The American movies that were shot in the Philippines were basically low-budget driving movies."
00:13 *Explosion*
00:14 "The crassest, most exploitive, sexist, racist films."
00:18 "This is Mark F. Stop Fitzgerald. If his camera could talk, he'd be in jail for statutory rape."
00:24 "They look like they're made on another planet."
00:26 *Cri de femme*
00:27 "They were giving the audience what they wanted to see."
00:30 "Blood, breasts and beasts. The three B's."
00:33 "The girls with the biggest breasts and the most luscious thighs."
00:36 "Did I do that? I guess I did."
00:39 *Cri de femme*
00:40 "The Philippines was the wild east."
00:43 *Explosion*
00:43 "You have these movies being made about revolution."
00:46 *Explosion*
00:47 "Against fascist dictatorships in a fascist dictatorship."
00:51 *Explosion*
00:52 "Who you can talk into going to the Philippines?"
00:54 "That was the trick."
00:55 "My agent said, 'Don't you do this movie!'"
00:57 *Explosion*
00:59 "Things were a little tense, but I think it came off alright."
01:02 "My dressing room was a cave."
01:03 "And guess what else that cave was used for?"
01:06 "The men of the train."
01:07 "You just wanna do the scene and you wanna do it properly and get out."
01:11 "Well I used to think I let all of you pee in my face just to see where it came from."
01:14 "But hell, not anymore!"
01:15 *Explosion*
01:17 "The people they would get to do the stunts, they would regard as breakables."
01:22 *Explosion*
01:22 "Hit them!"
01:23 *Explosion*
01:24 "Kick them!"
01:25 *Explosion*
01:27 "That's what they're paid for!"
01:28 *Explosion*
01:29 "There they just put some fuel on the guy and lit him up and when he got hot he jumped in the water."
01:34 *Laughs*
01:34 "It was hilarious."
01:35 *Explosion*
01:38 "The creature they built was a little bit crude."
01:41 "For 500 dollars, would you want a gunner to win?"
01:43 *Explosion*
01:46 "They were using real bodies."
01:47 *Explosion*
01:48 "Somebody said they were in the refrigerator next to the beer."
01:51 "You know what?"
01:52 *Explosion*
01:54 "Brace yourselves for the acclaimed international star, Wen-Wen."
01:58 "Shall we get it on?"
01:59 "Yes darling, there you are."
02:00 *Clics*
02:01 "Let's go!"
02:02 *Screams*
02:04 "No, no! I want action!"
02:06 *Explosion*
02:08 *Music*
02:12 "Human life was cheap."
02:13 *Explosion*
02:14 "Film was cheap."
02:15 "It was a great place to make a picture."
02:16 *Music*
02:21 "Never before have you seen material so ripe for masturbation."
02:25 *Explosion*
02:27 Merci.
02:28 [SILENCE]