Dave, a high school senior, spends most of his time pining away over a girl he can’t have. Aubrey, a junior with artis | dG1fOFhkQ1AxX09pd0k
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00:00 You never told me you have a sister.
00:02 I guess it never came up.
00:05 She's my half-sister, technically.
00:08 Her dad's not really in our lives anymore, anyway, so...
00:12 What about your dad?
00:14 Remarried. Lives in Stovington.
00:17 He's an endodontist.
00:19 Gives one hell of a root canal if you're ever in need.
00:23 You know, I just had this very clear image in my head of you
00:28 and what your life was like and your family,
00:30 and it turns out that I was just completely wrong.
00:32 It's stupid of me to think that I knew you after one night, but I just...
00:34 Please don't have sex with Ronnie.
00:36 The guy's unbelievable.
00:40 Yeah. You can't lose your virginity to him.
00:43 Why not?
00:44 Are you... Are you kidding me?
00:46 You know, it's not some beautiful thing.
00:48 It's not some treasure that I have to guard until I find the...
00:53 the one, or the right person,
00:55 because there is no right person.
00:57 There's just some dude.
00:59 Okay? And it happens.
01:01 And it's a little gnarly and kind of uncomfortable,
01:03 but one day... One day it's gonna be terrific.
01:05 It's gonna be like crazy porno, sex-trific.
01:07 And so I just gotta get from here to there safely
01:10 and on my own terms, and I know that Ronnie is safe
01:13 because I have my own copy of his test results.
01:15 So would you please, please, please just tell me why
01:18 I can't go and get it over with?
01:21 I think it's finding the right person that makes it special.
01:24 Okay?
01:26 But it sure as shit is not that guy.
01:28 You know what, Dave?
01:32 You... You are in love with Jane.
01:36 You're in love with her.
01:38 You are in love with her smile and her hair-tucking
01:41 and her annoyingly perfect olive skin.
01:43 I mean, who has skin like that? It's ridiculous.
01:45 It's like...
01:47 You're hurting me.
01:49 You've got great skin.
01:51 Yeah, well, thank you, but that's because
01:54 I work really hard at my skin, okay?
01:56 I'm on a first-name basis with my dermatologist.
01:58 And if there's a problem, then Phyllis and I, we deal with it.
02:01 But that's not the... the point, I hear.
02:04 That's not the point.
02:06 The point is...
02:08 is that you are infatuated with Jane.
02:11 So I'm gonna go to Ronnie.
02:14 I'm gonna go to Ronnie.
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