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00:00 - This is the story of the goddess Aphmau.
00:02 - Who said that?
00:03 - It's me, your father.
00:04 - Oh, hi dad.
00:05 - As I was saying, let us tell you the tale
00:08 of how Aphmau survives 100 days
00:10 as a Minecraft goddess on Earth.
00:12 - Wait, wait, what, what?
00:14 - I mean, hey, would you like to go to McDoodle's, Aphmau?
00:17 - What are?
00:18 - Well then, get on the cloud and I'll take you there.
00:22 - Whee!
00:23 - I'm totally gonna trick her today.
00:25 Be sure to like and subscribe to help her out.
00:27 She's going to need it.
00:29 (evil laughing)
00:32 - Dad?
00:33 Dad, where are you?
00:34 Are you coming down?
00:35 Oh, look at your cloud, wow.
00:36 - Right behind you, sweetheart.
00:37 - This cloud is absolutely beautiful.
00:39 Okay, dad, oh, look at Earth.
00:42 This is so fantastic.
00:44 - Isn't it a wonderful place?
00:46 So much greenery, life as far as the eye can see,
00:51 and dieting for the other part.
00:53 (laughing)
00:53 - Oh my gosh.
00:55 I love it.
00:56 Okay, so we're going to McDoodle's here, right?
00:58 - Ah, yes, McDoodle's.
01:00 We're going to be going off to your favorite place.
01:04 First though, we're going to be learning
01:05 a little responsibility.
01:07 - Responsibility?
01:08 What does that mean, dad?
01:10 - Ah, yes.
01:11 It is the time where every god or goddess must learn
01:15 that they must be responsible to take care
01:17 of everything in the world around them.
01:19 They must look and see and protect
01:22 and do other things that must,
01:25 well, you'll figure it out someday.
01:26 - Ew!
01:27 - I don't want to do that.
01:28 - No, as soon as you're gone, I'm going to become a goddess.
01:31 So, you know, I'm going to be the same thing.
01:33 - Oh, that's how it is.
01:35 - Yeah.
01:36 - Well, challenge time.
01:38 - Ah, what is this?
01:39 (gasps)
01:40 - What did you do?
01:41 - Well, if you're up for a little challenge,
01:44 you are going to spend a hundred days here on Earth.
01:47 And if you prove yourself, then you can have the throne.
01:51 Test begins now.
01:53 - What?
01:54 A hundred days on Earth?
01:56 You know what, that's perfectly fine.
01:57 I can find my way around here.
01:58 No sweat.
01:59 Oh my gosh, you know what?
02:00 Dad lying to me about taking me to McDoodles
02:02 and then leaving me here on Earth
02:04 to survive for a hundred days.
02:05 Ah, you know what?
02:06 I can do this.
02:07 I can do this and then I'm going to take his throne
02:08 and I'm going to become the biggest Minecraft goddess ever.
02:11 (grunts)
02:13 I, huh?
02:13 (bell rings)
02:14 (gasps)
02:15 - A human.
02:16 - I can't even fish.
02:17 I don't even like fish.
02:18 (mumbles)
02:19 - I think I can use to my advantage.
02:22 (clears throat)
02:24 Human!
02:25 (screams)
02:26 (thud)
02:27 - Don't be afraid of me.
02:29 (dramatic music)
02:31 (thud)
02:32 - Oh, I guess I'm not as intimidating without my wings.
02:34 (thud)
02:35 - What are you doing here?
02:37 - Ah, you, ah, hmm.
02:38 You know what?
02:41 I am lost in the woods.
02:44 Oh my gosh.
02:45 - Okay.
02:46 - Okay.
02:47 - Ah, and I've never played Minecraft before.
02:51 Can you help me please?
02:52 (gasps)
02:53 - Someone who's even dumber at Minecraft than I am.
02:57 (screams)
02:57 - Perfect, okay, okay.
02:58 I can teach you how to do things
03:00 and then maybe you can work for me.
03:03 Anyway, okay.
03:04 So the first thing you need to know about Minecraft
03:06 is how to gather wood.
03:08 First thing you need to do is get your handy dandy axe,
03:11 go up to a tree and be like,
03:12 (mimics wood chopping)
03:13 Yeah, chop the wood up and you can use that to make things.
03:17 So, why don't you go ahead and try
03:18 and chop down that tree right there?
03:20 - Hmm, okay, so I don't have an axe,
03:23 but I can do something like this.
03:25 (thud)
03:26 (screams)
03:27 - Whoa, okay, that's not quite right,
03:30 but you know what, that's fine, that's fine.
03:34 (laughs)
03:34 Oh, it'll be fine, it'll be fine.
03:37 Let's head back to my village.
03:38 - Oh my gosh, you're Minecraft playing with a village?
03:41 Ah, it must be so beautiful.
03:43 (screams)
03:45 - Yeah, it's really something, isn't it?
03:47 - Oh, you live here?
03:48 Oh my gosh.
03:50 - Yeah, you know, it was nicer,
03:52 but I don't know, we got cursed by a mod
03:55 or a plague or something, I don't know.
03:58 Ah, the roaches are back!
03:59 - Oh my gosh!
04:01 - Anyway, yeah, welcome, make yourself a home.
04:04 - Oh my gosh, God, how can you expect me to live here?
04:08 Come back down here and fight me!
04:10 (groans)
04:11 - Are you okay?
04:12 - I'm just yelling at the sky,
04:14 which sometimes happens to be my dad.
04:15 Oh, roaches, ah!
04:16 How about this, I'm gonna help you with your crops
04:19 and I'm gonna help you around here,
04:20 'cause if I have to survive with you,
04:22 I might as well help you, okay?
04:23 With my goddess powers!
04:25 (angelic music)
04:28 Yeah, yeah, just don't worry about it, okay?
04:29 Watch.
04:30 - What?
04:31 - Here.
04:32 (magical music)
04:32 - Huh?
04:33 (shrieks)
04:34 - There we go.
04:35 Your plague has been cured, your crops are now watered.
04:37 - But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but,
04:38 - Your skin is clean.
04:39 - You only grew vegetables?
04:40 (scoffs)
04:42 - Oh my gosh, you're right, I should have gotten doodles.
04:44 (groans)
04:45 - Oh, also, also, how'd you do that?
04:48 Um, so yeah, I'm a Minecraft goddess.
04:52 Do you need any more help over there?
04:55 I, oh, you need help, honey, I'm gonna help you.
04:57 Okay, I got this.
04:58 - There was no budget for a montage, sorry.
05:02 - All right, now look, your village is doing pretty good.
05:05 I've cleaned your water, it was really gross
05:07 before you got one, look at it.
05:10 Your crops are grown.
05:11 Villagers are spawning too, now that you have crops!
05:14 - People, oh my gosh, this is great.
05:16 Now, now this is all great and all, but why are you here?
05:21 - Uh, what do you mean?
05:22 - Like, shouldn't you be up there with the others?
05:25 - Oh!
05:26 - You know?
05:28 - Yeah, so, you know, my dad, he did this whole like,
05:33 switcheroo, he said we're gonna go to, you know,
05:34 McDoodles and dinnin', and he left me here to survive.
05:39 - You have fathers, I get it.
05:43 - Now I have to survive for a hundred days as a goddess
05:46 here with, you know, the normal Minecraft players like you,
05:50 and if I can, then I can take the throne.
05:53 (all gasping)
05:54 - Well, I mean, you made me down here,
05:56 but you still obviously have your powers,
05:57 like what else can you do?
05:59 - Uh, I mean, I can do things,
06:01 but I have to do some responsibly, like,
06:03 what?
06:04 My dad told me, what?
06:05 - Boring!
06:06 Responsibility is lame.
06:08 - What?
06:09 I mean--
06:10 - Listen, listen, you're a goddess,
06:12 you can do whatever you want.
06:13 I mean, come on, if I was a Minecraft god,
06:15 I'd be like the ultimate super Minecraft god of evil!
06:20 (laughs)
06:22 - Hey, let's make a deal.
06:23 If you keep teaching me how to play Minecraft for these days
06:26 then I'll introduce you to some cool demons.
06:30 (bell dings)
06:31 - I'm so in.
06:32 Yes, yes, let's do it!
06:34 Wait, hang on, do I get cool powers like you?
06:36 - Uh, I don't know, maybe.
06:39 - Yeah, okay, it's a deal, let's do it.
06:41 - All right, yeah, but, all right,
06:42 I will summon the portal here, so give me a second.
06:44 - Uh, all right, portal!
06:47 - Oh, there it is, that's so cool!
06:49 - Yeah, demons will come out now.
06:51 (screams)
06:53 Am I doing this right?
06:57 - Eh, kinda.
06:58 - Seriously, what the?
07:01 Gosh, I said I'm sorry, can I stop chopping wood now?
07:04 I'm getting nowhere.
07:05 - Oh, you're sorry, you're sorry
07:07 that those demons destroyed my entire village?
07:10 No, you can stop when you get enough wood to rebuild it.
07:13 - You're the one who said that you wanted
07:16 to be a demon anyway, okay?
07:18 - Yeah, but I didn't know demons were bad.
07:21 - What happened to the village?
07:23 - What, what, what?
07:24 How, who, where?
07:27 - Listen, listen, hey guys.
07:30 - What did you do this time?
07:32 - Um, technically, I didn't do this.
07:37 - Oh, really?
07:38 - For nine days to get a sheep,
07:41 and this is what we come home to?
07:43 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it wasn't my fault.
07:45 It was this person's fault.
07:47 - Whoa, whoa, hold on, let me set down sheep and roof.
07:52 - Nice to meet you mortals.
07:54 I am a Minecraft goddess.
07:56 - Yeah, yeah, so apparently she's a Minecraft goddess,
08:02 but also doesn't know anything about Minecraft.
08:04 - Yes, I was sent here to live amongst the normal players.
08:09 - Goddess woman.
08:11 - No, no, don't get too close.
08:13 - She might have cooties.
08:14 - Well, yeah, I mean, cooties, but here, she's a goddess.
08:17 She's stunning.
08:18 - That just means she might have goddess cooties,
08:21 which make her more dangerous 'cause they all die.
08:23 - Don't worry, mortal Minecraft player.
08:26 - Ooh, a sheep.
08:30 - Yes, yes, so listen, listen, so here's the deal.
08:35 - Oh, oh, oh, oh, that's right.
08:39 - I did it.
08:40 - Help me.
08:41 - Yeah, so here's the deal.
08:43 She's got these powers and if she's gonna be the goddess
08:47 of Minecraft someday, wouldn't it be cool, you know,
08:49 if she lived here and was our friend
08:51 and could give us more gold and stuff?
08:55 - You know.
08:56 - I can give you more sheep.
08:57 - More gold?
08:58 - More sheep, I mean, we're getting gold,
08:59 but you wanna be our friend?
09:00 - More sheep like this?
09:02 - No, I won't touch it next time, sorry.
09:04 Sometimes things turn into gold.
09:06 But if you teach me how to play Minecraft,
09:07 I promise I'll pay you back later.
09:09 - Will you be our friend?
09:09 - Yes.
09:10 - I don't know about this, guys.
09:11 I don't know.
09:12 All right, just don't like, touch me for cooties
09:16 or being turned into gold, okay?
09:18 - Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, can you see this?
09:20 Am I chopping things right?
09:22 Ian showed me how to chop things like this.
09:24 - Not at me.
09:25 (screaming)
09:25 - What?
09:26 I don't know if I'm chopping right.
09:30 Once I finish this house, after repairing this entire village
09:33 for the short amount of time that it took.
09:35 - Short, yeah.
09:36 - Short, all right.
09:37 - Short amount of time.
09:38 - Okay, yeah.
09:39 - You know what, you know what?
09:41 It's short for me 'cause I live forever.
09:43 Anyway, after, after rebuilding this house,
09:46 I should get my wings, right?
09:48 - Giant dog cat.
09:50 - Thanks for the help, Aphmau.
09:50 - It's fine, it's fine.
09:53 As long as I finish this good deed, I will get my wings.
09:56 (laughing)
09:59 Give me my wings!
10:01 (crickets chirping)
10:02 - Is anything happening?
10:03 - Looks good.
10:04 - Did it take a long time?
10:05 They look kind of small.
10:06 - I don't think she has them on yet.
10:08 - Quick, jump off the building and see if you can fly.
10:10 - No.
10:11 - I don't think she can fly.
10:12 - No, I can get my wings back.
10:15 (groaning)
10:16 I can't believe this.
10:17 What do I have to do?
10:19 - Wait, so what do you need to do here?
10:21 What's the whole situation that you got?
10:23 - Yeah, so you normally answer
10:24 when you yell at the sky like that.
10:26 - No, no.
10:27 So my dad is the god of Minecraft, right?
10:29 I'm gonna be taking over at some point,
10:32 but I have to survive 100 days here on Earth.
10:35 Okay, as a normal Minecraft player.
10:37 I have to do something good
10:39 in order for me to get my wings back.
10:41 But apparently me building
10:42 an entire Minecraft village wasn't enough.
10:44 - Okay, okay, I got you, man.
10:46 Hold on, hold on.
10:47 So all you need to do is do good things, right?
10:50 - Uh-huh.
10:51 - And maybe earn people's trust and all that?
10:53 - Yeah.
10:54 - Okay, yeah, yeah.
10:55 So when I wanna do good things
10:56 that earn people trust of other people,
10:58 all I usually do is I'll just put them in danger,
11:01 and then when they're in danger,
11:03 I can go save them afterwards,
11:05 and then all of a sudden they're all set to go,
11:06 and they feel very grateful.
11:08 That's how I usually buy my own things.
11:11 Yeah.
11:12 (sad music)
11:14 I gotta go.
11:17 - Where are you going?
11:18 - Yeah, I think I'm gonna go into my house.
11:21 - Totally.
11:21 - Oh my gosh.
11:22 - Well, let's talk about this later, Pearce.
11:24 - Where are you going?
11:25 - Pearce, it's a wonderful idea.
11:26 I'm just gonna go put everyone in danger.
11:29 Thank you.
11:30 - Hooray.
11:30 Wait, hold on.
11:32 Huh?
11:33 - Okay, so I couldn't help but notice
11:34 that you guys have an offering for the Minecraft God
11:38 in this little shrine you made, apparently, or something.
11:41 - Yeah, I got it.
11:42 - I like it.
11:43 - Yeah, I think my dad would like it.
11:45 I mean, it looks just like him with the very angry face,
11:49 telling me he was gonna take me to McDoodles,
11:51 and then Jordan's gonna take me to McDoodles.
11:53 But you know what?
11:54 I think I need it.
11:55 Oh, wait, no, no, no, no, no.
11:56 Get out of here.
11:57 You know, you guys stand right here.
11:59 I thought it would need a button
12:00 that says if you want to be saved.
12:03 How about you come over here?
12:04 One of you come over here and then press the button
12:06 and then run outside immediately.
12:08 Just in case, just in case.
12:09 - I love big buttons.
12:10 - All right, you know what?
12:11 You know what?
12:12 You go press the button and then run outside immediately.
12:15 - Okay.
12:15 (bell dings)
12:16 (laughs)
12:17 - And, and, and, and.
12:18 - Okay.
12:19 - Run, human.
12:20 (screams)
12:22 (explosion)
12:24 I saved you guys from danger.
12:27 Look at that.
12:28 I should get my wings now, right?
12:30 - Wait, but the bridge is gone.
12:33 Also, this, oh boy, that shrine's not looking so good.
12:34 - As I'm in tremendous pain right now.
12:36 - Um, don't worry.
12:38 - Shrine's a little broken.
12:40 Are we sub-ed yet?
12:42 Did we get sub-ed?
12:42 - No, we didn't.
12:44 But you know what?
12:45 It's fine if the shrine is broken.
12:47 My type of mind is super chill about it.
12:50 (bell dings)
12:52 - Yeah, it looks super chill.
12:54 - Uh.
12:55 - I'm just gonna go hide my house now.
12:57 - Are you, oh.
12:58 - Yeah, it's fine.
12:59 - Are you sure about that?
13:00 - It's fine.
13:02 It's fine.
13:03 - It was not fine.
13:06 - Dad, come on, give me my wings.
13:08 This isn't funny anymore.
13:09 I've been here for days.
13:11 - I think it's getting worse.
13:13 - It's fine.
13:14 I said it was fine.
13:16 - What?
13:16 God.
13:18 - Guys?
13:20 - Here, she may wanna go inside.
13:22 - He's getting angrier.
13:23 - I think he's upset about the shrine.
13:26 - Oh, yeah, no, cool.
13:28 Thanks for that.
13:29 Really nice.
13:30 (groans)
13:32 (groans)
13:33 - Dad!
13:34 Hey!
13:35 I've been yelling on this for four days.
13:37 - I think the rain's getting worse.
13:38 Again.
13:39 - Yeah, I'm kinda up to my waist in the water now.
13:42 - Yeah, why don't you keep shouting at your dad?
13:44 See if that helps more.
13:45 - I'm sure it'll be fine in a few days.
13:47 Just trust me.
13:48 - A few days?
13:50 - Trust me. - It's not a few days.
13:50 - A few days, it'll be gone.
13:53 - A few days later, and it wasn't gone.
13:57 (groans)
13:58 - Yep, definitely getting worse.
14:01 - Yeah, maybe you should say you're sorry at this point.
14:04 - No, I'm not apologizing to my dad, no.
14:08 - Cool, 'cause we're all just gonna drown now, all right?
14:10 Thank you.
14:11 - You know what?
14:12 I learned one thing about Minecraft.
14:14 I made these boats here.
14:15 You know what, take those.
14:16 Look, you get one, you get a boat.
14:18 I know, right?
14:19 - But the chopping wood finally paid off.
14:21 What's that about?
14:22 (groans)
14:24 - Well, you know what?
14:25 - What about the rest of the village?
14:26 - I mean, I think they're enjoying the pool party right now.
14:28 - Hey, Dad!
14:29 - It'll be okay.
14:30 - Dad, can you get me my wings?
14:31 - Chester, I got your butt.
14:33 - Can I get my wings, Dad?
14:34 (groans)
14:35 Hey!
14:36 I think I saved you guys.
14:38 Oh, that's why he stopped the, the, the, whoa!
14:41 Now I gotta clean this up.
14:42 (groans)
14:43 - Please, thank you.
14:44 - Okay, I've cleared up everything here.
14:47 Everything should be good.
14:48 Look at your villagers.
14:49 There's baby villagers.
14:51 Everything's going good.
14:52 - And they really like the boat that you made.
14:54 - Yes, they did.
14:55 All right, you know what?
14:56 I think I'm doing a fantastic job.
14:57 (groans)
14:58 - Hmm.
14:59 - So this is where my--
15:00 (screams)
15:01 - Been living.
15:02 (screams)
15:04 - Dad!
15:05 - Hello, mortals.
15:06 Yes, grovel, grovel.
15:07 Yes, I am the Minecraft God.
15:09 Hello, my daughter.
15:11 How's it coming along?
15:12 - Dad, Dad, do you know how much it sucks
15:16 to have you rain on everything that I worked on?
15:19 - Well, then maybe you should show
15:21 a little respect to your father.
15:23 That way I don't have to flood your entire village.
15:26 - I am the Minecraft Goddess.
15:27 You're going to be so, so mad.
15:30 - Hmm.
15:31 - You know what?
15:32 It's fine, it's fine.
15:33 You know what?
15:34 It's fine.
15:34 I think I'm ready to come back now, Dad.
15:36 It's been 56 days.
15:37 - Well, you're pretty good at counting,
15:39 but you're not coming back yet.
15:41 - What?
15:42 - You still have so much to do.
15:43 - But I've done enough.
15:45 - Oh, have you now?
15:46 By the way, tell me,
15:47 what would you two say about everything
15:49 my daughter's been doing on Earth?
15:51 - I mean, she's been doing great.
15:53 That's great and all,
15:54 but Mr. Minecraft God, I have a question.
15:56 - What? Yes?
15:58 - Can I be a demon?
15:59 (gasps)
16:00 - Hmm.
16:00 - Dad, don't do it.
16:01 Ian, stop.
16:02 - Come on.
16:03 - Stop.
16:04 - Mr. God, you shouldn't listen to Ian.
16:05 He's just generally a bad idea person.
16:07 Just throwing it out there.
16:08 - Come on.
16:09 - No.
16:10 - Perfect.
16:11 (laughs)
16:12 Come here, you.
16:13 Oh, yeah, yeah.
16:14 (screams)
16:16 (screams)
16:18 - Be free.
16:22 Oh, yes.
16:23 (laughs)
16:25 And now the village will be mine.
16:28 (laughs)
16:30 - You made my job a thousand times harder.
16:33 - Oh, you're welcome.
16:34 Just think of it as a little test
16:36 for when you actually become a Minecraft goddess yourself.
16:39 Take care, honey.
16:41 (screams)
16:43 - Ew, I just fixed that library.
16:45 (laughs)
16:47 - Eat this.
16:48 (screams)
16:50 - Pierce, we need to get my ultimate powers back.
16:53 I can't be as powerful as I was without my wings, okay?
16:56 So we gotta go back to heaven and get them, all right?
16:59 - Wait, wait, wait.
17:00 So you want me to help you become more powerful
17:03 and destructive, right?
17:04 - Yes.
17:05 - All right, bye.
17:06 - God, get over here.
17:07 You're coming with me.
17:08 - Fine, bye, okay.
17:09 I just wanna live in peace, please.
17:11 - Let's go, let's go.
17:12 I'll carry you there.
17:13 Come on, look, look, look.
17:13 Upsies, let's ride.
17:14 - Upsies, oh.
17:16 - See you both later.
17:16 - Bye, noise.
17:17 Okay, you're heavy now.
17:21 Get off.
17:22 - What?
17:22 - Oh, now you give up.
17:24 Halfway up the mountain.
17:25 I see how this is.
17:26 - Not halfway, we're here, look.
17:28 - What?
17:29 - This is the gate to heaven.
17:31 - So, wait, is this just--
17:31 (screams)
17:32 - No, you don't.
17:34 Where do you think you're going?
17:36 - To heaven where you can't go 'cause you're a demon.
17:39 - Well, true, but I won't let you.
17:42 - Please?
17:45 - No.
17:46 Well, we tried.
17:46 I think it's time for us to go home.
17:48 - Yep, I think we have to go, but Pierce,
17:50 if he's in charge,
17:52 he's gonna make you guys just mine gold only.
17:55 No diamonds.
17:55 (gasps)
17:56 - Ian, I must have words with you, sir.
17:58 - What?
17:59 - What?
18:00 - What is it?
18:00 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:01 - These are my words.
18:02 - Thank you, Pierce.
18:03 - These are my words.
18:04 Go, Aphmau, go, go.
18:05 - I'm going.
18:05 - No.
18:06 - Oh, no.
18:07 - You all gotta go.
18:08 - Stop it.
18:09 - I'm not gonna be able to hold him off.
18:10 It's just mine.
18:11 It's really just mine.
18:13 Run.
18:13 - No.
18:14 - I'll get you, human.
18:15 - I did this mostly to spite Ian, but run.
18:18 - I'll remember you, Pierce.
18:21 (panting)
18:24 - I've made it to heaven.
18:26 Oh my gosh, great.
18:28 Now to find my d-
18:30 Oh, that's right, I can't, I can't.
18:32 Oh, okay, I cannot jump from here.
18:34 Oh, man.
18:35 Wait a minute.
18:37 I don't need wings.
18:39 I can use my Minecraft skills to build a bridge.
18:42 (laughs)
18:44 All right, let's see.
18:45 How do I do this?
18:46 (grunts)
18:47 - We lost track of how long it took her
18:50 to build a bridge, so here is a puppy instead.
18:53 - And bam.
18:54 Ah, so beautiful.
18:56 Okay, all right.
18:57 Wow, I can't believe I did that all by myself
19:00 without any help.
19:01 I mean, it's not the perfect bridge,
19:03 but you know what?
19:03 It's good enough.
19:04 All right, let's get back up here and go get my wings.
19:07 I have to go steal them back from my dirt.
19:09 I have to do this all by myself,
19:10 so help me, I should be good.
19:12 Uh.
19:13 (coughing)
19:15 You're back.
19:17 - Oh, hi.
19:18 Oh, hey.
19:19 - I missed you.
19:20 Come here.
19:21 - Oh, hi.
19:22 Yeah, no, thanks.
19:23 Thank you.
19:24 - Pretty.
19:25 - I really appreciate it.
19:25 (groans)
19:27 Where am I?
19:27 - You have been with, wait, how did you get here?
19:30 - Uh, that's not important.
19:32 Anyway, what can I do to help?
19:35 What's going on?
19:35 - Okay, all right, so look.
19:36 I need to get my wings so I can stop Ian.
19:38 My wings, follow me.
19:39 - Okay.
19:39 - Shh, be quiet, be quiet.
19:40 Follow me this way.
19:41 - Okay.
19:42 - My wings are inside of that house.
19:45 - Oh, I thought you mean the tree.
19:46 Okay, that actually makes more sense.
19:47 - No, no, no, they're in there.
19:49 I guess he's in there.
19:51 - That pig with wings?
19:52 - No, Pierce, pay attention, right?
19:56 The person that's--
19:56 - I am, you haven't said, told him yet.
19:58 - Oh my God, the person that's in there is my dad, right?
20:00 - Oh, my God.
20:01 - He has my wings in there, but I don't think he's home.
20:04 - Okay.
20:05 I feel like--
20:07 - Oh, he's there.
20:08 - Oh, he's there.
20:09 - Off to the heavens.
20:10 - Shh, okay.
20:11 - Or more of the heavens.
20:13 Whatever, it's a leisure flight.
20:14 It's a Sunday.
20:15 (laughs)
20:16 - Be careful.
20:17 - All right, ready?
20:18 Here's my brilliant plan.
20:19 Ready for it?
20:20 - Okay, what?
20:20 (screams)
20:21 - Open the door, open the door, open the door.
20:23 - We're breaking in, entering into a God's house?
20:25 - Shh, yes we are, okay?
20:28 We got this, all right?
20:29 Just make sure that you don't step on anything
20:33 that looks like a pressure plate.
20:35 - Okay, got it, don't you worry.
20:37 I got this handled, no problems at all right here.
20:39 Oh, what?
20:40 (screams)
20:41 (beep)
20:42 Do you think he'll notice this?
20:43 Do you think this will be a problem?
20:44 - Let's just go upstairs, okay?
20:46 Now be very careful with this one.
20:48 All you have to do is just make sure
20:50 that you jump over it like this.
20:52 - Yeah, yeah, I'm walking over the steps.
20:53 (screams)
20:53 Oh my God!
20:54 (laughs)
20:55 Fire, fire!
20:56 - My wings, just grab the wings!
21:00 Okay, got 'em, got 'em, got 'em, got 'em, got 'em!
21:01 - I got the wings, what do I do now?
21:03 - Um, I don't know if you know how to use them,
21:07 but you know what?
21:08 - Wait, I have the wings.
21:09 Wait, you have wings?
21:11 Is this a behind an angel now?
21:13 - Uh, I think, you know what?
21:16 Come on, let's go this way.
21:18 Skylight, go!
21:19 (whistles)
21:20 - Skylight, uh, okay.
21:20 (laughs)
21:21 - I have my wings back!
21:23 (screams)
21:25 Run!
21:27 - You mean fly?
21:29 (beep)
21:30 - Pearce, we're here!
21:31 (screams)
21:32 - Yeah, that's great.
21:33 Oh boy, oh, how do you deal with the heights and everything?
21:37 (laughs)
21:38 - It's fine, we got this.
21:39 Just make a safe landing next to me, okay?
21:42 - Okay.
21:43 - Here we go, time to confront him.
21:44 - Okay.
21:45 - And!
21:46 - Noi, these crab legs are overcooked, again!
21:49 - That's great, but first you gotta let me get up,
21:52 so I'm not the table for your plant.
21:54 - Wait, Noi, you're a table?
21:55 What happened?
21:56 - I, uh, well, Ian being Ian.
21:59 - Oh yeah, you know, Noi thought he could be,
22:04 thought he could be special from the other villagers,
22:06 and wanted to sleep when he wanted to.
22:09 No, not on my watch!
22:11 - But Ian, you can't be like that!
22:13 That's not what it means to be a Minecraft goddess!
22:17 - I'm not a Minecraft goddess, I'm a Minecraft demon!
22:20 And you know what else Minecraft demons do?
22:23 - What?
22:24 - They fight Minecraft goddesses!
22:26 - Uh, oh.
22:27 (screams)
22:28 - Now please kick his butt.
22:30 (screams)
22:30 - I got you!
22:31 - I'm being a table.
22:32 - No, no, no, I just figured out that--
22:33 - This is my village!
22:34 - I just got back from landing, I don't wanna fly again!
22:35 No!
22:36 - Piers, just watch out!
22:37 - Piers, what did you get, Angel Wings?
22:39 - I, internet!
22:40 - What's up, Piers, don't tell him!
22:42 - You will fear my demon powers in my village!
22:46 - My village!
22:47 - Ian, can I take a break while you're fighting?
22:48 (growls)
22:49 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, you stop it!
22:51 Hey, you get down here!
22:53 - I got you!
22:54 - Wait, hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
22:57 Hey, hey, you put me down.
22:58 - Piers, finish him off!
23:00 - What?
23:00 - Destroy him with friendship or something!
23:02 - The power of friendship compels you!
23:04 (screams)
23:06 - Friendship is dumb!
23:09 - Oh no, Piers!
23:11 - You monster, you turned him into a contender!
23:15 - Can I eat him?
23:16 - No!
23:17 That's my friend!
23:18 You're--
23:19 (screams)
23:20 - No, put me down!
23:21 Hey, you stop it!
23:21 - Never!
23:22 (screams)
23:24 - What are you gonna do?
23:28 I am the most powerful Minecraft demon ever!
23:31 - Well, you know what is more powerful
23:33 than a Minecraft demon?
23:34 - What?
23:35 - This!
23:36 - What?
23:37 - Minecraft!
23:38 (screams)
23:40 - No, no, not water!
23:42 Water, water, water!
23:44 (screams)
23:46 - Dang, that was pretty neat.
23:47 Hey!
23:48 - You're alive!
23:49 - Yeah, did you steal my chicken?
23:50 - What?
23:51 - I'm trying to find my chicken.
23:52 Did you find it?
23:53 - I thought it was you, you're alive!
23:55 - I'm a human!
23:57 (groans)
23:59 - Okay, okay, okay, fine.
24:01 - Look at all the cooties you got.
24:03 - Whatever, it's fine.
24:04 - Okay, looks like all is well in the village.
24:07 - I don't--
24:08 - Uh-oh.
24:09 - Wouldn't put it that way, but--
24:10 - Can we stop being a table now?
24:11 - Huh?
24:12 Oh, uh--
24:13 - Please?
24:14 - Here, let me assist you with this.
24:16 (bell dings)
24:16 Ah!
24:17 - Much better, all right.
24:18 - Yes, much better.
24:20 All right, let's get this village back to normal.
24:23 - All right, all right, I'll get the bucket, hold on.
24:26 - Guys, thank you so much for this fish,
24:27 you didn't have to.
24:29 - I mean, first off, I was kinda hungry,
24:31 but also, I mean, you did save us
24:33 from the demon and all that.
24:34 - Uh-huh.
24:35 - Thank you.
24:36 - Yes, the laser can do.
24:37 - Well, you know what?
24:38 I'm going to bring so much rich to this village,
24:43 and by starting off, I want you guys
24:45 to look under your chairs.
24:46 - What?
24:47 - Huh?
24:48 - Why do you need chairs?
24:49 - What's this?
24:50 - It's a brand new car!
24:51 - A brand new car?
24:52 - It's a car!
24:53 - What?
24:54 (all cheering)
24:57 - So cool!
24:59 - Can you not look yet?
25:00 - Thank you so much, FL.
25:01 - This is your brand new house.
25:04 - What, what?
25:05 - My new house, what?
25:06 - Woo!
25:07 - What are you doing, what are you doing?
25:08 (snoring)
25:09 - Here we go, look at that brand new house!
25:13 - Oh, wow!
25:14 - Dive in, Huss!
25:16 Dive in, Huss!
25:17 (laughing)
25:18 - And now that my work here is complete,
25:20 I need to fly back to heaven,
25:22 and this trip is going to take a while,
25:24 so I will see you guys later, okay?
25:26 - Okay, have fun!
25:27 - Bye!
25:28 - I'm gonna go pack up some snacks for the ride.
25:29 Okay, oh.
25:29 - Will we ever see you again?
25:31 - No.
25:32 (quacking)
25:33 - Oh.
25:34 - Flying back took forever, but at least I'm home!
25:37 (sighing)
25:38 - Dad!
25:39 - Hmm?
25:40 - Father!
25:41 I am back!
25:42 - Hello, daughter, you made it back home!
25:46 - I did!
25:47 - Come on in, come on in.
25:48 - Oh, hello, sheepy, oh, I'm back!
25:51 Oh, it's so great to be home.
25:54 - Yes, and about that, we need to talk.
25:57 - About what?
25:58 - We need to talk about you stealing your wings,
26:00 you caused all sorts of havoc,
26:02 you gave me a heart attack of everything
26:04 that's happened through here!
26:06 - What, hey, get back here, we are not done!
26:08 We need to talk.
26:10 If you're going to be a Minecraft goddess
26:11 and take over after me,
26:13 then you're gonna have to learn how to control your powers
26:15 and learn how to be responsible!
26:17 - Well, I've been doing that for like almost 100 days now,
26:21 so I think I'm good on that.
26:24 - Well, you're grounded!
26:27 - Oh, okay, oh my gosh, what is that up in the sky?
26:32 - What are you talking about?
26:35 - Bye, dad!
26:36 - Toddler?
26:37 - I'm gonna go be grounded, bye!
26:38 - Get back here!
26:39 (laughing)
26:41 - My dad's a nerd.
26:42 - I heard that!
26:44 - Ah, 100 days of being a Minecraft goddess in Minecraft.
26:48 This is beautiful, you know, the village is so pretty.
26:51 I think I can do this for the rest of my Minecraft life.
26:55 - What, my gold is gone!
26:57 - Uh-oh. - Where'd it go?
26:58 (laughing)
27:00 - Ian! - What, what?
27:03 - Get back over here, I thought you were gone!
27:05 Didn't I defeat you?
27:07 - Well, you know, technically yes.
27:10 I'm not a demon anymore, and don't worry--
27:13 - Give me that gold, this is all your fault!
27:14 - No, no, no, no, no, don't worry, goddess,
27:16 this was not my fault.
27:19 - It has to be your fault.
27:20 - What's that sound?
27:21 What's that sound?
27:22 (screaming)
27:25 - Okay, that one was definitely my fault.
27:27 (screaming)
27:29 - At least everyone else is safe in the village.
27:32 - Oh my goddess.
27:35 I am gonna just-- - Who put that wall there?
27:38 - I am just gonna sit on my perch.
27:42 (sighing)