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00:00 Kim, watch out!
00:02 Try and get him, Nacho! Go!
00:04 Watch your back!
00:06 Nice! I got one!
00:08 Okay, now that they're out of the way, I think it's slightly further up here.
00:12 Come on, Aph! Treasure waits for no one!
00:14 What? Ooh, that's a big grave.
00:16 Uh-huh! Here we are! A big ol' treasure!
00:18 Okie dokie, Aphmau, go get it!
00:20 Wait, me? Go and get it?
00:22 That thing?
00:24 By myself? It's a grave!
00:26 It belongs to somebody, right?
00:28 It belongs to me! Listen, this is Minecraft!
00:30 It's not like someone's buried in there!
00:32 People just die and respawn all the time, it's fine!
00:34 So go get it, go get it!
00:36 Alright, I guess that makes sense.
00:38 People do respawn in Minecraft.
00:40 Mommy's gonna get some treasure!
00:42 Hello? No booby traps?
00:44 Hey, stop being a slowpoke and get mommy that treasure, Aph!
00:46 Yeah, yeah, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving.
00:48 Let's see... You could've just gotten this yourself, you know.
00:50 You didn't have to ask me to do it.
00:52 Yes! Awesome, now bring it over here!
00:54 Oh, wait, what's that noise?
00:56 Oh no, camp, camp!
00:58 Oh boy, that must be the gem guardian!
01:00 Uh, well, good luck with that, Aphmau!
01:02 I'll see you later, bye!
01:04 Oh, Nacho, Nacho, no!
01:06 Oh no, you! Uh oh, I better run.
01:08 Gotta go!
01:10 Seriously?
01:12 Hi, please don't all others wither!
01:14 Why? Why me?
01:16 What the?
01:18 What the?
01:20 Oh no, a ghost! Hey, stand back!
01:22 I have the power of a torch!
01:24 I'm sorry, I'm running out of time.
01:26 But now that I've gotten rid of the competition, I need that amulet.
01:28 What? Here, take it.
01:30 I lost my pup Nacho over it and I don't want it anymore.
01:32 Awesome!
01:34 Sweet, see you later!
01:36 Wait, did I just unleash ghosts onto the server?
01:38 Oh no.
01:40 Wait, if I thank him, maybe he will leave me alone!
01:42 Hey, ghost man!
01:44 Wait for me!
01:46 Alright, where'd he go? Let's see...
01:48 Oh, there's little ghost flames.
01:50 No one's behind me, right?
01:52 Has this always been here?
01:54 Wow, it's actually really beautiful,
01:56 minus the cobwebs and everything.
01:58 Alright, let's see.
02:00 If I go inside... Wait, I can just go inside.
02:02 There must be a booby trap somewhere.
02:04 Alright, let's see.
02:06 I don't see anything. The coast looks clear.
02:08 Hmm, maybe there's like a secret lever.
02:10 What if it's like this, uh...
02:12 This lantern!
02:14 Let's see, just...
02:16 Uh, nothing.
02:18 Alright, you know what I was...
02:20 What? Why are you hitting my lantern?
02:22 Look, I thought there was some secret way to get in, okay?
02:24 It can't be that easy to just walk in, right?
02:26 Just use the front door like a normal person.
02:28 Nothing's gonna happen.
02:30 Oh, okay. I guess I was wrong of me to judge him.
02:32 Let's see... Ah! What the... Hey!
02:34 Ha ha ha, gotcha.
02:36 I knew there was a trap somewhere!
02:38 It's not my fault you fell for it, alright?
02:40 Here, let me help you out of there.
02:42 Funny prank. Thanks.
02:44 You seem to fall into trouble a lot, don't ya?
02:46 I mean, I find trouble a lot.
02:48 Thank you for helping me back there.
02:50 It was really nice of ya.
02:52 I only did it for the necklace, alright? Don't thank me too much.
02:54 Uh, Aaron! Hey, hey, hey Aaron!
02:56 I wanna borrow your special ghost sword!
02:58 Great, that idiot again.
03:00 If he sees you here, he's gonna try to kill you.
03:02 You need to hide!
03:04 Uh, okay, I'll hide! Alright, let's see, uh...
03:06 Wait, why aren't these breaking? They normally...
03:08 Wait, secret painting! Nice!
03:10 Alright, where's the sword?
03:12 For the last time, you're not getting the sword!
03:14 You're too stupid to use it!
03:16 I have a ghost sword and I have a ghost too!
03:18 Wait, what was that noise? Uh oh. No way!
03:20 It was probably the sound of your brain rebooting.
03:22 What? No, come on, no.
03:24 It was the sound of, uh, life.
03:26 Of eating! Uh oh. Ghosts don't eat!
03:28 This is perfect!
03:30 Now I just need to find them and make them respawn.
03:32 There's nothing here!
03:34 Now get out of my house already!
03:36 Oh yeah? What was that crunching sound I heard earlier?
03:38 It's gonna be the crunching sound of your ghost bones if you don't leave!
03:40 Get out of here now!
03:42 Okay, I gotta go for the door.
03:44 No, no, no, no, no!
03:46 Okay, this way!
03:48 Gotta keep running, just keep running, just keep running!
03:50 Wait, what the? There you are!
03:52 Now why don't you be a good little living player
03:54 and come with me?
03:56 I promise, switching places with you won't hurt at all!
03:58 It'll just kill you!
04:00 No, no, I have a lot of items on me!
04:02 Oh, it looks like we're gonna have to do this the hard way.
04:04 No, stop!
04:06 Huh?
04:08 Wow, that sword of yours is really strong, huh?
04:10 Yep! Why did this happen?
04:12 Well then, looks like you owe me one.
04:14 That's not normal! That's not good!
04:16 Thanks again! I appreciate it, but...
04:18 Maybe we should get you to a safe place.
04:20 Right, the hub is nearby. Maybe you can help me there.
04:22 Good idea! Follow me!
04:24 Whoa, hey, I can't fly that fast!
04:26 Guys, I'm still here!
04:28 Alright, alright, I'll get ya!
04:30 I need a little help! I don't have legs!
04:32 Whoa, drop me off here!
04:34 Wow, that was fast!
04:36 I wish I was a ghost player so I could fly everywhere!
04:38 No you don't, it's not as great as it looks.
04:40 For first, I can't even play the game properly!
04:42 I have to scare and kill other players
04:44 for them to drop their stuff in order for me to even mine!
04:46 Kill players? You aren't going to
04:48 *scoff* me, are you?
04:50 Oh, well...
04:52 Relax, alright? If I wanted to kill you, I would've already done it.
04:54 Besides, I have this now,
04:56 so I can play normally.
04:58 Oh, that's right.
05:00 Huh, okay.
05:02 Let me guess, which one is your house?
05:04 It's the purple one, isn't it?
05:06 Wow, yeah, you're smart!
05:08 I'm not, it's clear as day, it matches you!
05:10 What? Look, it's called
05:12 fashion, okay? Thank you!
05:14 Well, what's more important? Fashion
05:16 or survival? Wait, you're right.
05:18 Oh man, I think I'd rather die
05:20 looking hot. Yeah, I'm gonna go with that.
05:22 You need to hide out somewhere for a moment, alright?
05:24 At least so I can search the forest for Ian's hideout.
05:26 Why are we searching for him?
05:28 Shouldn't we be avoiding him?
05:30 No, I need to take him out to keep you safe!
05:32 What about your friend's house over there?
05:34 What? Kim? Kim's house?
05:36 She's the one who left me to die, remember?
05:38 Well, at least you look fashionable, right?
05:40 Excuse me?
05:42 Look, if you want to die, then go
05:44 back to your house, alright? If you want to live,
05:46 go confront your friend. Good luck.
05:48 Ugh, fine.
05:50 Wait, what?
05:52 Ugh, can't believe him.
05:54 Who does he think he is? Wait,
05:56 with this sword, does he want me to make
05:58 him a ghost?
06:00 Fine, my safety is more important.
06:02 I'm gonna go ahead, and I'm gonna talk
06:04 to Kim, and we're gonna talk out our problems like big girls.
06:06 That's exactly what we're gonna do.
06:08 Alright. Kim?
06:10 Woah! Woah, oh!
06:12 Uh, hey Aphmau, you're alive!
06:14 Yeah, no thanks to you.
06:16 Can I come in?
06:18 That depends, are you mad at me?
06:20 I-
06:22 No, I'm not mad at you.
06:24 Can I come in, please?
06:26 I don't like the way you said that. I just want to talk!
06:28 Please?
06:30 Fine, sure, but I got my eye on you. Okay, okay, okay.
06:32 Look, Kim, I'm gonna close the door.
06:34 Look, I know you got my dog,
06:36 Nacho, killed, right? Yeah.
06:38 And, I know that you left
06:40 me for dead, right?
06:42 But you're not dead!
06:44 Yeah, but I might have been,
06:46 remember? I guess you're right,
06:48 but hey, wait a second.
06:50 You aren't possessed, are you? Wait, what?
06:52 Huh? No. I knew it!
06:54 You're a ghost, and you've taken over my friend, Aphmau!
06:56 What? No way, no, no, no, no, no!
06:58 Alright, good thing I have these. It's time to exorcise
07:00 those ghosts out of you! No, no, no, Kim, I went
07:02 to the gym this morning, okay? You don't need to--
07:04 What the-- What was that?
07:06 Uh, that was your flip show. Whoa!
07:08 What's going on?
07:10 Um...
07:12 Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
07:14 The ghost know where I live! I need to get out of here!
07:16 Kim! You'll never take me alive!
07:18 Wait! Kim!
07:20 Oh! Darn it!
07:22 Oh my-- Whoa, what the--
07:24 Huh? Did you do that? There.
07:26 That should make her think about what she did to you.
07:28 Wow. Oh, you even got her bed
07:30 so she can't respawn-- Wow! Look, I
07:32 was handling it, okay? She was about
07:34 to make you exercise again!
07:36 Oh! Uh...
07:38 Fine. I appreciate it. Well, for better news,
07:40 I found the hideout, alright? You wanna
07:42 come and help me pull a prank?
07:44 Prank is my middle name. Come on!
07:46 So this is his place.
07:48 Alright, what's the plan? We're gonna blow up
07:50 his house! Nope! Haunted houses are like
07:52 spawn points for ghost players. You distract him--
07:54 Wait, wait, wait. Me? I'm the distraction?
07:56 Uh, yeah. Why?
07:58 Because you're so fashionable, obviously.
08:00 Aw, thanks. Wait a minute!
08:02 You're just trying to flatter me!
08:04 I can place down the TNT, but ghosts can't use
08:06 a flint and steel. Which means you need to
08:08 run in and do it when I'm done and light it.
08:10 Wait, how come you can't use flint and steel?
08:12 Fire doesn't work well with ghosts.
08:14 Oh, okay. Fine.
08:16 Leave it to me. I've got this, okay? Alright, ready?
08:18 Let's go. Alright.
08:20 Alright, I've got this, I've got this, okay.
08:22 Wow!
08:24 What a bootiful house!
08:26 *Ghosts scream*
08:28 Hello, you rang?
08:30 You scared me!
08:32 Well, sounds like I did my job. Now, what do you want?
08:34 Oh, well, I couldn't help
08:36 but notice how nice this
08:38 cabin looks. Oh, really?
08:40 Wait a minute. Aren't you that human
08:42 from before? Yes, I am!
08:44 And I wanted to tell you that, um...
08:46 *Ghosts argue*
08:48 Stop right there.
08:50 I know where this is going.
08:52 Here, let me make it
08:54 painless for you.
08:56 Wait, wait, what?
08:58 What are you doing?
09:00 Look, I know what you're gonna
09:02 say. You're gonna say I'm hot and I accept
09:04 your confession and we conceal it with a kiss.
09:06 *Ghosts argue*
09:08 *Ghosts argue*
09:10 It's cold outside. Kissing outside
09:12 sounds cold. I don't think I want to do that, you know?
09:14 Oh, oh, right.
09:16 You know, we ghosts have that effect, you know?
09:18 We make things cold. Now, why don't you just
09:20 come inside my place? Oh my gosh, don't mind if I do!
09:22 You know, do you have any Baja Blast
09:24 in there? That'd be great. Oh, you do have Baja Blast!
09:26 That's so nice! Baja what? Wait, Baja what?
09:28 You got Baja Blast! Wait, what is it?
09:30 How did this get here? *screams*
09:32 *Ghosts laugh*
09:34 Got 'em!
09:36 Nice! Oh, now I hope he doesn't haunt you for that.
09:38 Let's go. Wait, what do you mean
09:40 haunt me for that? Don't worry, you got
09:42 me. I'll make sure nothing happens.
09:44 Okay, calm down. I blew up a ghost's
09:46 house, but I had a ghost do it with me, so
09:48 I should be fine, right?
09:50 Okay, let's just make some food.
09:52 Oh, I forgot coal. Hmm...
09:54 What? Huh?
09:56 Wait, those were on the plate before. Why
09:58 are they floating right now? This must be
10:00 revenge for blowing up that ghost's house. I didn't mean to!
10:02 I mean, I did mean to because, you know, he would've
10:04 hunted me down first, but uh... Caught you again!
10:06 Huh? Did you really forget
10:08 that I was here? What the? Jeez,
10:10 you ghosts keep scaring me! Yeah,
10:12 that's kinda what we do. *laughs*
10:14 Haha, very funny. How did you get in?
10:16 Uh, I'm a ghost. Walls don't really
10:18 stop me from going where I want. Oh, right.
10:20 Well, can you not go through my walls?
10:22 Alright, fine. I'll put the amulet
10:24 back on. Nice! Thank you.
10:26 Yeah, yeah. Oh, by the way, I have
10:28 a surprise I wanna give you. Oh, you got a surprise for me?
10:30 *gasps*
10:32 Oh, Nacho!
10:34 You're back! Oh my
10:36 goodness! Yeah, now he can't
10:38 die because, you know, he's already dead.
10:40 Oh, thank you!
10:42 This is the best gift ever! We're gonna be
10:44 friends forever, Nacho! Forever and ever!
10:46 I love it. Thank you so much.
10:48 Yeah, I figured since, you know, you're always
10:50 getting into trouble, that, uh, you needed
10:52 some help keeping you safe when I'm not here. I honestly
10:54 couldn't think of a better gift besides you, you know?
10:56 Um, I mean like the gift of your
10:58 friendship and being a ghost! *laughs*
11:00 You know? That's exactly what I meant! Yep!
11:02 Oh, that's- that's kinda weird.
11:04 Man, but you know what? I feel bad I haven't
11:06 gotten you a gift. Let's see...
11:08 Oh! This should be perfect! Here's a
11:12 bell! Woah, wait, wait, what is that?
11:14 Huh? It's a bell?
11:16 Uh, no, I-I cannot take
11:18 that, alright? What do you mean? What's the
11:20 matter? It's just a villager bell, something wrong?
11:22 Oh, wait, wait, wait! On servers with ghost players,
11:24 ringing a bell will call the Grim Reaper on us!
11:26 What? Then it's game over!
11:28 Really? I didn't know that!
11:30 That's really cool! I mean, terrifying!
11:32 But that's kinda cool. Yeah, so for now, let's, uh,
11:34 let's put that thing away, alright? I-I don't want
11:36 Nacho to have a complete game over, you know?
11:38 Hmm... I mean, when you
11:40 put it like that...
11:42 Aph! Huh? Aphmau!
11:44 Oh, uh, um... Are you there?
11:46 Oh no, that sounds like Kim! You gotta go!
11:48 If she sees you here, she's gonna freak out again and probably abandon
11:50 me! Right, I'll go! Go, go, go! Take the puppy too!
11:52 Go, come on! Aphmau!
11:54 I got him! Let's go, Nacho! Hey Kim, I'm home!
11:56 Finally, Aphmau! Oh, hey, whoa!
11:58 I'm glad you're safe! Yeah, but
12:00 why are you carrying that giant bow with armor?
12:02 You look like you're about to kill somebody!
12:04 Uh, ghosts don't like iron, duh!
12:06 And I'm here to free you of your ghost problems, silly!
12:08 You're kind of the one who started the problem in the first place.
12:10 What was that? Nothing, nothing! Well, don't worry, I got this!
12:12 *clears throat* Ghosts be gone!
12:14 Ghosts be gone! You are uninvited
12:16 in this house! Was that the Sani?
12:18 Huh? Uh, uh oh. The door's open.
12:20 Oh, no, dog burnt! What was that?
12:22 Wait, a dog? You got a new dog?
12:24 Oh no! Where? Um... I see the puppy!
12:26 OMG! Aphmau
12:28 is a ghost dog! Oh no!
12:30 Luckily I got these candles!
12:32 Hey! What are you doing?
12:34 Okay, it's ready! Leave Nacho alone! And why are the candles
12:36 pink? I'm banishing the ghost master to the nether
12:38 and this was the only die I had left!
12:40 Alright, now ghosts be gone!
12:42 Kim, stop it! *bark*
12:44 Maybe I wasn't loud enough. Okay, no more misnice, Kimmy!
12:46 I banish you dog!
12:48 Back to whence you came!
12:50 I don't think that's working. It looks like he's
12:52 having fun. Maybe you should just leave him alone, you know? Oh, come on!
12:54 Is it because the candles are pink? I bet
12:56 that's what it is. Darn it! Ugh, now what
12:58 do I do? Kim, he's not hurting anything.
13:00 He's a good boy. Look at him!
13:02 Ah... Isn't he adorable?
13:04 Ghosts are kinda cute!
13:06 Huh? What the? Wait, Kim?
13:08 I can't control my body!
13:10 Wait, where are you going? Body, where are you taking me?
13:12 Are you gonna go read my diary again? Body!
13:14 Body, stop this! Where are you going? Oh, what the?
13:16 Huh? Oh no, not the fireplace! I hate burning!
13:18 Ah! Oh! There we go!
13:20 Problem solved. *laughs*
13:22 Why did you do that? I could've handled it.
13:24 She was too loud! Plus she threw the sodding all over
13:26 your house. Hmm, I guess that's right.
13:28 She probably would've hurt Nacho and I can't afford to lose him again.
13:30 Alright, finally time to finish up those potatoes!
13:32 Perfect! You know, you've been cooking a lot.
13:34 Are you afraid you're gonna set your house on fire?
13:36 Uh, it's a furnace. That doesn't happen.
13:38 Uh, yeah, on a normal server, but
13:40 this is a server with ghost players.
13:42 You keep saying that, but I've only ever gotten lucky
13:44 with you around. Yeah, you may wanna
13:46 check your furnace. Huh? Wait.
13:48 What's happening? So ghosts can
13:50 kinda change the biome to be more cold if we
13:52 stay too long. Really? Whoa, cool!
13:54 Good thing I've got all these campfire to make
13:56 things warm. Take that, cold!
13:58 Yeah, that's also not a good idea.
14:00 Why do you even have those in your cabinet? I don't know.
14:02 What if I need to cook a lot? I'm always ready.
14:04 Really? Are you ready for that fire over there?
14:06 What? Fire? How? Campfires
14:08 don't do that! Yeah, remember when I said ghosts can't use fire?
14:10 Well, we can make fire spread by standing
14:12 next to it. Okay, maybe I should've crafted that fire
14:14 detector. You don't have one? I can
14:16 see the fire. I don't need a detector to detect
14:18 it. Are you trying to become a ghost?
14:20 Just put out the fire! Is it out?
14:22 For the most part. It's not spreading anymore
14:24 at least. Do ghosts cause bad luck to
14:26 happen? What? No! Well, I mean,
14:28 unless you're around Ian, then yes. That's super bad.
14:30 Makes sense. At least my house is okay.
14:32 Everything's probably caught on fire because you're hot.
14:34 I mean, I'm- Huh? Wait, I'm not on fire. Never mind,
14:36 you won't get it. Here, try these potatoes.
14:38 I was thinking maybe if you eat them, maybe you'll come back
14:40 into a player. Actually, that might-
14:42 No, no, that doesn't work. Really?
14:44 Alright, gotta get some wood just to make some more
14:46 campfires just in case.
14:48 This time I'm gonna put some stone around them,
14:50 that way I can- Oh! Kim!
14:52 Hi! Uh, oh! That's this one's
14:54 name. Uh, yes, I am Kim!
14:56 Uh, Aphmau,
14:58 I need your help. I found a new ghost
15:00 who's, uh, super hot!
15:02 What? Why does your voice sound
15:04 weird? Also, that's a little strange thing
15:06 to say. You were scared of
15:08 ghosts before and now you think they're hot?
15:10 They're actually cold for your information. Oh,
15:12 please! There's a super hot ghost over there
15:14 and I'm too nervous to talk to him alone.
15:16 What? Would you come with me?
15:18 This better not be a trap though again. No, no, no,
15:20 it's not! Don't worry, follow me. Huh?
15:22 Whoa! Hey, the graveyard's here!
15:24 Wow, I should've really looked around more.
15:26 Yeah, so this is where the ghosts are,
15:28 but don't worry about it,
15:30 just follow me this way. You are acting
15:32 so weird. Goodbye.
15:34 Kim? That's the same graveyard
15:36 as before! Yeah, this is where
15:38 the super hot ghost lives! Please,
15:40 please, Aphmau, I don't wanna see him alone.
15:42 There's another super hot ghost? I mean, what?
15:44 Uh, this ghost better not be a bad one.
15:46 Okay, and right here,
15:48 this is where we need to stand
15:50 to summon him. Okay, but
15:52 Kim, if this is another trick, I- oh!
15:54 I knew it!
15:56 Kim! Why would you do this again?
15:58 Oh, well, you're right.
16:00 This body is trapped in here for now.
16:02 Bye. What?
16:04 What do you mean? What?
16:06 What the? Kim?
16:08 What are you- what is happening?
16:10 Why is this happening? What the-
16:12 You! Oh, I always
16:14 knew I was hot!
16:16 I'm so good at
16:18 possessing people! Oh,
16:20 you fell for it hook, line, and sinker!
16:22 I did not! I can tell
16:24 I wasn't Kim 'cause there are boys in here!
16:26 Oh no, what's your plan?
16:28 Where do I start?
16:30 How about from the beginning?
16:32 Two hours later.
16:34 And it was then that
16:36 I realized that I was the most handsome ghost
16:38 on the server. And that's why I need
16:40 to leave. I asked for your plan, not your life
16:42 story, okay?
16:44 You want his death story instead?
16:46 Aaron! Oh, just
16:48 in time, Aaron. Ready to die
16:50 again, Ian? Huh?
16:52 What was that?
16:54 Looks like it doesn't affect me with a necklace on.
16:56 Careful! He's looking for that!
16:58 Oh, come on! Thank you! You know how hard it is
17:00 for a ghost to get lava? I have some idea.
17:02 Okay, bucko.
17:04 Let's make a deal, hmm? Your sword
17:06 and magic necklace are the humans!
17:08 She's already safe, but if you want it so much
17:10 then try to catch me! Get back here!
17:12 Wow, he's fast. Hey, Kimmy! I'm on it!
17:14 I'll keep him distracted this time! You get the safety!
17:16 Again? Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme!
17:18 I wonder if I can help. I can't really
17:20 hit them because they're ghosts. Hold still already!
17:22 There must be something in the graveyard that can help me defeat them.
17:24 Wait a minute, the spell!
17:26 Maybe the Grim Reaper! That's right!
17:28 Perfect! Hey, I have the belt!
17:30 See? Just give up, Ian!
17:32 No, you give up! This is it!
17:34 Protect yourself, Aaron! No, I want that necklace!
17:36 Now I finally get to wear it!
17:38 I got this! Wait, wait, wait, what are you doing?
17:40 No, no, no, no, you're not gonna do that, are you?
17:42 Too bad! Yay, not the belt!
17:44 Ghosts can't beat the Grim Reaper! I'm not, but she is!
17:46 Wait, no!
17:48 Oh, hello,
17:50 Mr. Grim Reaper!
17:52 Good to see ya! How are the kids?
17:54 AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
17:56 Good thing this necklace protects me, right?
17:58 Wow, uh oh.
18:00 Oh, that's the Grim Creeper!
18:02 That's a- oh!
18:04 Glad that's over. At least he took one soul.
18:06 It wasn't mine this time.
18:08 Looks like I saved you this time, huh?
18:10 Looks like I still got one on ya.
18:12 Anyways, see ya! See ya? What?
18:14 See ya! Got places to be! Oh!
18:16 See ya!
18:18 Wow, I guess he "ghosted" me.
18:20 *laughs*