Emmerdale 26th July 2023
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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:28 Come on, come on. It's another half hour.
00:30 You've got him wrapped around your little finger.
00:32 But sometimes Liam can be a real taskmaster.
00:35 Pull a sticky.
00:37 Tell him the head's come off.
00:39 And I'll be dead then, wouldn't I?
00:40 Tell him I've got rabies.
00:42 You know I can't.
00:43 I've got house calls.
00:45 Butter wouldn't melt. Look at her, all ha, ha, ha, he, he, he.
00:50 Oh, Bob, you're so funny.
00:54 Thanks, Wendy.
00:55 Oh, if only I knew that you were having it away with Liam.
00:59 Oh, Bob, well, you'll never find out,
01:02 because I'm an evil, manipulative, two-faced witch.
01:06 Oh, Wendy, Bernice wants to tell me all about your affair,
01:09 because she's desperate to get in my pants.
01:13 This is purely about making sure that my friend is not
01:17 being hurt by that awful, awful woman.
01:18 Nothing more, nothing less.
01:20 If you want my advice--
01:21 Not really.
01:22 --stay out of it.
01:23 Smile.
01:24 How are we doing, Dix?
01:25 Oh, that's fine.
01:27 Just desperate for a coffee.
01:28 Oh, that's a shame, because the coffee machine's
01:30 just broken down.
01:31 She's having a meltdown.
01:33 I wouldn't say meltdown exactly.
01:34 Oh, I got mine just before it went kaput.
01:37 Oh, oh, well.
01:38 Never mind, I'll have to cope with an instant at work.
01:43 I'll have to cope with an instant at work.
01:46 OK, firstly, you need to work on your impressions.
01:49 And secondly, why lie about a coffee machine?
01:51 Because she doesn't deserve anything good
01:53 for what she's doing to Bob.
01:54 [SIGHS]
01:57 Stay out of it.
01:58 [BELL RINGING]
02:01 Oh, didn't know you'd be back.
02:07 Well, as we're keeping track of one another.
02:10 I need to do a big shop, and there's only
02:12 enough hand for one of us.
02:13 So do you want it?
02:15 You decide, you decide everything else.
02:16 Sorry, what?
02:18 I mean, if you're going to say something,
02:19 at least have the guts to say it to my face.
02:22 [DOOR SLAMS]
02:23 [SIGHS]
02:26 You were wrong to take money off Caleb.
02:27 Yeah, you said.
02:29 But how else am I going to rebuild the farm?
02:32 The garage doesn't exactly rake it in, does it?
02:34 All right, so this is my fault?
02:35 No, I'm not saying that.
02:37 Look, if you wanted money quick, I could have found a way.
02:39 Yeah, and we all know how.
02:41 Well, it's better than being in debt to him.
02:42 Oh, but better to visit you in prison again.
02:44 That's not going to happen.
02:45 No, I know it's not.
02:47 Because you are going to promise me not to do anything dodgy.
02:51 I'll leave the cafe.
02:52 Cain, I do get it.
02:55 Look, I know that this is-- this is really hard for you.
02:58 And if there was any other way, you know I would have done it.
03:01 But promise me, I can't cope with any more trouble.
03:05 I promise.
03:11 But we both agree we pay Caleb back as soon as possible.
03:14 Even if we have to work 24/7.
03:16 Absolutely.
03:17 I don't want this hanging over our heads
03:19 any longer than it needs to be.
03:20 This is a nice treat.
03:29 Well, don't get giddy.
03:30 You're having toast and jam.
03:32 You might have to keep counting the pennies for much longer,
03:34 hopefully.
03:35 Why is that?
03:37 I've offered Moira a loan.
03:38 She's taking it.
03:40 Is it enough to stop the phone going under?
03:42 Yeah, I should think so.
03:43 That's great.
03:44 That mean you can go back to working full time again.
03:47 Well, that's up to her, but can't see why not.
03:49 Anne Torrance.
03:55 Oh, hi.
03:57 Wendy, can I have a quick word?
03:59 This way, Mrs. Torrance.
04:01 Yes, Doctor.
04:02 So I've done something quite bold.
04:04 Ooh.
04:05 What's that?
04:06 I have booked us a hotel room for the night in Newcastle.
04:09 Liam, you can't just expect me to drop everything.
04:11 I have got plans.
04:12 Well, can't you change them?
04:13 No.
04:14 I'm watching "Hound of the Baskervilles" with Bob.
04:16 Just get him to record it, please.
04:18 What am I supposed to say to him?
04:20 I'm off on a last minute jolly jolt with my lover.
04:22 Well, you'll think of something.
04:24 I know, I know you hate lying, but I
04:26 promised I'd make up for the faux pas I made you yesterday.
04:29 We need to talk about us properly.
04:31 And the only place we can do that is away from the village.
04:33 So, you know, it's the perfect solution.
04:35 OK.
04:36 But don't ever pull this kind of stunt again.
04:38 Promise, 100%.
04:39 [CLEARS THROAT]
04:40 [CLEARS THROAT]
04:42 [SIGHS]
04:43 [SIGHS]
04:47 [DOOR OPENS]
04:49 [KNOCKING]
04:50 [KNOCKING]
04:51 Hi.
04:52 Hey.
04:53 Is, uh-- is Matt gone already?
04:55 Yep.
04:56 You just missed him.
04:56 Oh.
04:58 I saw, uh, Caleb earlier.
05:01 Said he'd given you a big loan.
05:02 Oh, right.
05:03 He's telling people.
05:04 No.
05:05 Only me and Trace.
05:06 He weren't bragging or anything.
05:07 He just thought he might help me.
05:10 Right.
05:12 Look, it makes total sense you taking it.
05:15 Yeah, well, I wish your dad felt the same way, too.
05:17 Because he is not happy.
05:19 When is he?
05:20 Well, he'll keep the wills from the door a while longer.
05:22 So he's going to have to accept it.
05:24 Good.
05:25 Look, so I'm hoping this means you'd--
05:27 you'd bring me back full time.
05:28 Oh, Nate, I wish I could.
05:36 But the loan covered a lot of the debt.
05:38 I've had to hire a skid steer.
05:40 And I need to keep some of it back as a contingency.
05:43 Could you maybe ask Caleb for a little bit more?
05:44 Well, no.
05:45 I can only cope with 75 grand's worth of Cain's anger.
05:48 And the repayments are going to be high, too.
05:51 But look, who knows?
05:53 Things might be different in a year.
05:55 Not sure I can wait that long.
05:57 Oh, Nate, I--
05:58 I am so sorry.
06:00 I know this must have been a real kick in the teeth.
06:02 Yeah.
06:03 Big time.
06:05 [DOORBELL RINGS]
06:07 Ah, that kick about's done you good.
06:09 Yeah?
06:09 Really suit the smile.
06:11 [SIGHS]
06:11 Look, I'm sorry.
06:13 What for?
06:13 For being sad and spoiling your fun.
06:15 No, you haven't.
06:17 Look, it's been really hard watching us, you know,
06:19 organize a wedding when you've got a broken heart.
06:21 Look, it's fine.
06:22 You deserve to be happy.
06:24 I'll make up for it.
06:25 I promise.
06:26 You're a good lad.
06:27 [PHONE RINGS]
06:29 Hello?
06:30 Oh, hi, Dad.
06:33 Oh, you're going away?
06:34 Oh, I wish.
06:36 No, Wendy forgot she had a sepsis awareness
06:38 course in Newcastle.
06:39 She just called.
06:40 So her son's right with some clean undercrackers.
06:43 An overnight bag, I presume.
06:45 Yep, her and Liam are staying over.
06:47 Got a hotel, the Gainsbrook.
06:49 Just googled it.
06:50 Looks quite swish, actually.
06:52 OK.
06:53 Why did he just say OK like, OK?
07:01 Don't you think it's a bit suspicious?
07:03 What have I got to be suspicious about?
07:05 Sit down, Bob.
07:08 OK.
07:11 I think that-- no, actually, I don't think, because I know--
07:14 I know that Wendy, your Wendy, is having an affair.
07:22 Who with?
07:25 Liam and Wendy?
07:27 That's ridiculous.
07:29 You're-- you're ridiculous.
07:32 No, Bob, please stop laughing.
07:34 I am deadly serious.
07:36 I saw them both kissing.
07:37 Can't she just buy the new skid-steer thing,
07:42 or whatever it is?
07:43 Well, she only bought what she needed.
07:44 She can't just magic money out of nowhere.
07:46 Oh, babe, don't be sad.
07:47 I know, but it's not been the best start to married life,
07:49 has it?
07:50 I'm sorry.
07:51 Hey, don't get all 50s man on me,
07:54 banging on about providing for your family.
07:56 We'll sort this together.
07:57 I know.
07:59 Right, get yourself home.
08:01 But I'll be expecting my tea on the table when I walk in.
08:06 Yes, sir.
08:08 I'm guessing from that look on your face
08:10 that Maura didn't come good.
08:11 No, you don't happen to have any gigs going, do you?
08:14 I know you've got fingers and pies,
08:16 but right now, what can I do with some pie?
08:18 I'm sorry, mate.
08:19 I'm not involved at that level.
08:20 I don't hire.
08:22 I just invest and keep an eye on making money.
08:24 It was worth asking.
08:26 Hey, how about a pint?
08:28 I'm baying.
08:29 I've got another half an hour before Lydia
08:31 drops Frankie off, so yeah, why not?
08:34 Why not invite Smiler?
08:35 Yeah, today's been bad enough.
08:36 Come on.
08:37 I saw them yesterday at the allotment.
08:45 And I'm sorry to say, but I know they've had sex too.
08:49 How on earth could you know that?
08:51 Well, why else do you think Wendy was so keen to look
08:53 after this place the other day?
08:55 Because she's kind?
08:57 Or she was clearing the way for a bonking Betty Boothroyd.
09:02 Look, on Laurel's hemp party, I came back
09:05 and I found Wendy asleep.
09:07 I reckon she'd had it off with Liam,
09:09 and he must have worn her out or something.
09:12 I only realized it was Liam because later, I
09:15 found a note in the same room.
09:17 What did it say on the note?
09:18 From Ripon with love.
09:20 I mean, apparently, she's supposed
09:21 to be helping you write a book.
09:22 What's this got to do with the price of fish?
09:24 The note was in his handwriting, which
09:27 proves that he must have been in the same room as Wendy
09:31 before she fell asleep.
09:33 I know it's hard to take in.
09:35 It's too hard because it's a load of old cod
09:37 swallop with added tripe.
09:39 I'm telling you the truth.
09:40 No, you're not.
09:41 Ask Nicola.
09:42 She saw them kissing as well.
09:43 I don't need to ask Nicola because I
09:44 know what you're up to.
09:45 What?
09:46 You want to get your hands on me and my body.
09:48 Well, it's not going to happen, Bernice.
09:50 Your love life might be shot to pieces.
09:51 You're not going to wreck mine and Wendy's.
09:53 No wonder everybody's left you.
09:55 You're going to be alone for the rest of your life,
09:57 you pathetic crow.
09:58 [WHISTLE]
09:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]
10:05 Hi.
10:25 Hi.
10:27 [DOOR SLAMS]
10:28 [DOOR SLAMS]
10:34 You're looking a little worried.
10:37 Did you see Bob?
10:39 No.
10:40 No, he wasn't in.
10:40 Oh, good.
10:42 Right, well, buckle up because Newcastle, here we come.
10:46 [ENGINE STARTS]
10:48 [KNOCKING]
10:57 Hi, mate.
11:01 Is, uh, is Liam in?
11:02 How's he at work?
11:03 Just missed him, actually.
11:05 He just popped back for a few bits
11:06 as he's gone on a course, somewhat medical.
11:08 Thank you.
11:09 Right, I'll leave you be.
11:10 Well, I say course.
11:13 Yeah?
11:14 Well, he's always on courses recently.
11:17 How come is it that you keep doing that?
11:19 Courses is code for lady friend.
11:22 He splashed on a bucket load of aftershave before he left.
11:25 And he's been singing in shower a lot recently.
11:28 He's too happy.
11:30 It's not normal unless he's getting his oats.
11:32 Yeah, do you want to come in for a brew?
11:34 I'm working my way through some fig rolls.
11:36 I've just remembered I've got a delivery to deal with,
11:38 but thank you.
11:39 Oh, see you later, then.
11:40 Yeah.
11:41 Hello, um, I'm traveling from Leeds
11:52 for the sepsis awareness course.
11:53 What time does it start, please?
11:56 Yeah, sepsis course.
11:58 You're absolutely sure about that?
12:04 Thank you.
12:05 She's taken the mickey out of Bob.
12:06 She couldn't wait to get in that car for her naughty night away.
12:10 [MUFFLED TALKING]
12:11 Oi, what are you talking about?
12:12 Wendy and Bob.
12:14 Sorry, Bob, Wendy, and Liam.
12:19 She wants to have it off with Bob.
12:20 So she wants to tell him about Wendy and Liam
12:22 having it off behind his back.
12:24 I am not doing this to have it off with Bob.
12:28 So what do you think?
12:30 I think I'd like four pieces of carrot cake
12:32 and that sad-looking brownie.
12:35 Have you got no opinion on what I just said?
12:36 Oh, I've got so much to worry about.
12:38 Like what?
12:39 Like my dad's broken his hip and he can't come to my wedding.
12:42 Oh.
12:43 Yeah, so I think I'm going to keep out of what sounds
12:46 like a really big fat mess, OK?
12:48 Yeah, probably better too, because you
12:50 did have that affair with Bob behind Brenda's back.
12:53 What?
12:54 Sorry, pot, kettle?
12:56 How many affairs have you had?
12:58 Does it count if your husband was in a coma?
13:00 Yes, it does, Nicola.
13:01 Two, then.
13:02 Look, nobody's perfect.
13:04 This isn't a competition.
13:05 This is about Liam and Wendy.
13:08 And they're spending the night in this hotel,
13:09 being wined and dined, not giving
13:11 a second thought to poor Bob.
13:14 I booked the meal for 8 o'clock.
13:15 I've got us a private table so we could talk a bit more openly,
13:18 if that's OK.
13:20 That's fine.
13:22 Oh, um, would you like a drink?
13:25 Gin, vodka?
13:28 I'll have water, thanks.
13:29 Good idea.
13:30 Save yourself for later.
13:31 I've, uh, ordered us a bottle of champagne, if that's OK.
13:36 Liam, please stop tiptoeing around me.
13:41 No, right, sorry.
13:43 No need to tiptoe.
13:45 You wouldn't be here if you didn't want to be, so.
13:47 Um, do you-- do you have any toothpaste?
13:53 By any chance, I seem to have forgotten mine.
13:55 Thank you.
14:06 Right, well, uh, I'm just going to go and freshen up,
14:10 if that's OK.
14:13 Sorry, of course it's OK.
14:15 Well, I am going to go in there.
14:33 [SOBBING]
14:36 How's the sepsis?
15:00 Of course.
15:01 [SOBBING]
15:04 [DOOR CREAKING]
15:08 [SOBBING]
15:11 [SOBBING]
15:15 [DOORBELL RINGS]
15:39 [SOBBING]
15:42 I called the hotel.
15:55 There's no calls.
15:58 Liam's but one room.
16:02 It's a double for two people.
16:03 You're right.
16:08 She's with him, isn't she?
16:10 Please, I'm so troubled.
16:12 [SOBBING]
16:16 Was it the sausages that needed eating first?
16:18 Uh, yeah.
16:19 Look, are you OK about my dad not making it?
16:23 Yeah, of course.
16:25 Although I wish it was my dad that wasn't coming, not yours.
16:29 I hate to see you so sad.
16:31 I'm fine.
16:32 Right, sausages.
16:35 Why am I not good enough for her, Bernice?
16:37 You are, Bob.
16:39 None of this is your fault.
16:44 Sorry for calling you a stupid cow.
16:47 You didn't.
16:48 It was a pathetic crow.
16:50 I called you a stupid cow after.
16:52 So I'm sorry for both.
16:54 Well, even though it was incredibly cruel,
16:56 I do accept your apology.
16:58 You were just struggling to get your head
16:59 around some awful news.
17:01 Yeah, and you were just being a friend, a really good friend.
17:04 Well, I was trying to be.
17:06 Don't like to see you hurt, Bob.
17:08 Care about you so much.
17:11 You're too kind.
17:12 Right, this B&B won't run itself.
17:17 I can look after the B&B.
17:19 You take some time out.
17:20 You know, watch a film.
17:21 I prefer to work.
17:22 I need the distraction.
17:24 You take the evening off.
17:25 You pamper yourself.
17:26 You've been saying you want to do that for ages.
17:28 Well, if that's what you want.
17:32 What are you going to do about Wendy?
17:35 No idea.
17:36 Do you think there's a way back from this for the two of you?
17:40 I'm not sure.
17:43 I'll figure things out.
17:45 Thank you.
17:47 No problem.
17:49 Any time.
18:04 Are you not having a shower?
18:07 No.
18:08 No, I'm afraid I'm not.
18:10 Hey, what's up?
18:12 You're not still upset because I sprung this on you?
18:15 I suppose I am a little bit.
18:16 I can't keep doing this, Liam.
18:23 The guilt is killing me.
18:25 We have been here before, and we've gotten through it.
18:27 Let's just talk about it tonight over food.
18:30 No, Liam, because food will lead to wine,
18:32 and wine will lead to kissing, and kissing will lead--
18:35 and I can't.
18:36 I can't keep doing this to Bob.
18:38 We need to end this.
18:40 No, Wendy, you're making the wrong decision.
18:41 Starting this affair with you, that was the wrong decision.
18:44 You know, I haven't felt this happy in ages,
18:51 and that is all because of you.
18:54 And I just want to make you happy, Wendy,
18:55 and I know I can.
18:56 I just-- just give me another chance.
19:00 You're talking like you want a proper relationship.
19:03 Well, I-- I think I--
19:05 I think I do.
19:06 I think I can see myself loving you.
19:12 I can see a future.
19:13 No.
19:15 It wouldn't be lovely.
19:18 True love is what me and Bob have, and it's crazy,
19:21 but this affair has made me realize
19:23 just how much I adore him.
19:25 I adore him, not you.
19:28 I'm so sorry, Liam.
19:31 I guess all that's left for me to say is, uh,
19:38 thank you very much for all the great times.
19:40 It's been amazing.
19:45 Yeah, it has been amazing.
19:48 Thank you, Liam.
19:50 Hi.
19:52 Um, can I give you a lift?
19:55 No.
19:57 I've booked another room, so I'll see you in the morning.
20:01 Bob's a very lucky man.
20:10 No, I'm the lucky one.
20:16 [SOBBING]
20:19 [KNOCKING]
20:32 Oh, everything OK?
20:36 Yeah, yeah, all the guests are fed and watered.
20:38 I-- I just wanted to say sorry again.
20:40 Bring you this.
20:42 Oh, that's really sweet of you.
20:44 There's no need to apologize.
20:45 It's all forgotten.
20:46 OK, great.
20:49 Thinking about renaming this place, Heartbreak Hotel.
20:53 [LAUGHS] Yeah, that does just about sum up our love lives.
20:59 Have you heard anything from Wendy?
21:02 That'll be tomorrow's job.
21:03 Right, well, tomorrow I will sort work while you
21:06 concentrate on what needs doing.
21:08 Bernice, where would I be without you?
21:10 Well, you'll never have to find out,
21:11 because I'll always have your back.
21:13 Thank you.
21:14 And you know that that works both ways.
21:16 You're a wonderful man, Bob.
21:22 I meant what I said earlier.
21:23 You know, Wendy's an idiot to let
21:25 you slip through her fingers.
21:27 But her loss will be another woman's gain.
21:31 Someone who can love and cherish you in the way you deserve.
21:34 You know where I am, if you need me.
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