My Life as a Teenage Robot - S03E08 - (Infectious Personality; Trash Talk)
Transcript
00:00 It's an asteroid shower!
00:02 Commence defensive measures!
00:04 Wait! There's a robot girl flying up to the asteroids!
00:12 She's selected a club.
00:16 She addresses the rock.
00:18 And destroys it!
00:20 Oh, looks like she sliced that one.
00:22 In half!
00:24 A hole in one!
00:25 A hole in another one!
00:27 Hurray!
00:30 What a mess!
00:32 Not my problem. I'm a hero, not a space janitor.
00:35 Alright!
00:41 Am I too late for lawn-bowling?
00:43 Whoa, Big Ben, what's with the dust cloud?
00:47 They don't have baths in outer space?
00:55 Cool! I'm there!
00:57 Hey, what's with the spots?
01:03 Hello? Are you guys okay?
01:05 Um, I gotta...
01:07 I think that...
01:09 Somebody's watching us!
01:11 Watching us lawn-bowling?
01:13 Tuck, what's going on? Are you okay?
01:15 Gazoot height?
01:19 Skin on my face! Feels so loose!
01:21 Who did this? Did you do this?
01:24 Hey, Jen, great job with those asteroids.
01:27 Is there some kind of bug going around?
01:29 Brad and Tuck are acting kind of weird.
01:31 Brad and Tuck are kind of weird. I wouldn't worry.
01:34 Woo-hoo! A strike!
01:43 What's wrong with Tuck?
01:45 Why is his bottom yelling at me?
01:47 I'm frightened!
01:49 I'm frightened!
01:51 This is awesome!
01:55 Catch you later, baby!
02:00 Teddy, listen up.
02:13 You and me, we're ditching these losers and hitting the rose garden.
02:17 You're allergic to flowers.
02:19 Flowers...
02:22 I hate flowers!
02:24 I'm free!
02:36 Here, Sheldon, maybe I better teach your temper.
02:46 All right, you're coming with me.
02:48 Whatever this thing is, you need some kind of treatment.
02:54 Wee!
02:56 Mom, the boys are acting really weird.
03:22 First, Fred started freaking out, and then Tuck was farting so hard he was flying,
03:25 and Sheldon let Miss hold some flowers, and...
03:27 Stop! This is intolerable!
03:30 You're filthy!
03:33 Never mind that, Mom. The boys need help.
03:35 We were out at the park when suddenly they started changing.
03:38 The park, eh?
03:39 Clean yourself up, Extreme Lion.
03:41 You're going to get dust all over my house.
03:44 (rumbling)
03:46 Hmm, I don't see any signs of an outbreak.
03:55 That's odd. There's usually a geographical component to these things.
03:59 But the only common thread between your friends is you.
04:03 Uh-oh!
04:05 Mom! What's going on?
04:10 It's like I'm some kind of typhoid Jenny infecting everyone I touch.
04:14 Oh, Mom! I've never been an epidemic before. What do I do?
04:20 In classic epidemiology, you have to remove the source of the infection, but...
04:25 (gags)
04:27 What? But I'm the source of the infection!
04:30 Mom, snap out of it! I need you!
04:32 And I need a strawberry pizza.
04:36 Oh, it's an onion deal.
04:38 Mom, this is serious!
04:40 Absopotively. That's why we need chocolate-covered brussel sprouts now.
04:45 She's lost it! What am I going to do?
04:48 I have to stop this from spreading.
04:52 I've got to isolate myself. Out of Tremorton. Away from people.
04:56 I've got to leave Earth forever.
04:59 Or just find a cure.
05:01 Oh, right.
05:03 Now I'm going to look for a cure, and I want you all to stay here and behave, okay?
05:09 Good.
05:13 And so I put on the suit so I won't infect anyone else, but my friends and family need help.
05:21 They're becoming monsters!
05:23 Really? Well, I think I know someone who can help you.
05:26 It's like some bizarre force is transforming everyone I come in contact with. Mutating them.
05:31 Well, you're beyond my help, but I know someplace you'll feel at home.
05:35 And then my other friend became totally paranoid, and now he's afraid of his own shadow.
05:39 Oh, yeah. Episode 67 from the third season.
05:42 Sergeant Fleck got all crazy and ate his left arm.
05:46 And it was all because he was infected with...
05:49 Space dust.
05:51 Space dust?
05:52 Yep. It comes from asteroids.
05:55 That's it! It wasn't me! It was the dust!
06:00 Whoa. She's in her exoskeleton.
06:03 I'm in love.
06:06 What are you looking at?
06:29 Stop staring at me!
06:32 Those boys are gonna make trouble.
06:45 Stay home. Make a microwave popcorn.
06:49 Microwave popcorn!
06:51 Microwave popcorn!
07:01 Too much butter!
07:06 Monsieur, there is no balance among the flowers.
07:18 Let us go!
07:20 Help!
07:22 Help!
07:25 Help!
07:34 Help!
07:37 Help!
08:05 All out to get me!
08:07 Urine on it! Urine on it! Urine on it!
08:10 And urine on it!
08:12 Abort! Abort!
08:32 Mommy, look! It's Thanksgiving!
08:35 The asteroids were coming from this direction when...
08:56 Another asteroid!
09:01 Not so fast, buddy.
09:03 Your dust is making my friend sick, and I want some answers. Or else.
09:07 Stop!
09:09 Please don't destroy any more of our homes.
09:15 What?
09:16 These asteroids are our homes.
09:18 When you destroyed those other asteroids, you sent hundreds of us into the cold of space.
09:23 I didn't know.
09:24 To survive, we need warm environments, like your friend's bodies.
09:28 But what's with all the weird changes?
09:31 Well, you know, you move into a fixer-upper and you start rearranging.
09:35 What a dump! Move those neurons of the day!
09:40 Clip with your legs, not your back!
09:43 Yes, dear.
09:45 Oh my gosh! I wasn't just the carrier. I caused all of this!
09:51 But the changes are impermanent.
09:53 I offered my comrades a good, comfy asteroid, and I'm sure they'd abandon their host organism.
09:58 What are we waiting for? Let's go!
10:00 Help! One more touch and I'll launch into space!
10:05 I'm cured! Thank you, Mr. Big Ugly Rock!
10:11 [screaming]
10:18 I can't! I can't! Don't hit me!
10:30 Oh, hey, Jen. What's up?
10:34 [alarm beeping]
10:37 There. That's the last of them.
10:47 Why am I glowing?
10:48 Well, I'm glad you got your comrades back.
10:51 And I'm glad you got everyone returned to normal.
11:00 Dude, now you win the costume contest for sure!
11:27 Mr. Barky stays for free!
11:30 Lucky for me, your hotel fell into a sinkhole.
11:33 Ah, but you forgot about my other hotel.
11:36 What? What other hotel?
11:38 Right over here.
11:40 Hey, I saw that, you little cheat!
11:43 Cheat? You're the one who took two turns in a row.
11:45 I took two turns because I rolled doubles.
11:48 Oh, you rolled doubles. We're using a spinner!
11:51 This from a guy who moves his thimble to the bonus square when I'm not looking.
11:55 If you're not looking, how would you know?
11:57 Time out, guys. Time out!
12:00 It's just a game. It's not worth fighting over.
12:03 Besides, according to rule 15, paragraph 2, you lose your turn for taking too long.
12:06 I get a free bonus card and a free spin.
12:08 One, two, three, four, five. I win!
12:11 Oh, no you don't, boat brain!
12:13 You're not winning on a technicality.
12:15 Yeah, we want a rematch, aluminum butt.
12:17 Anytime, anyplace, chump.
12:21 Uh-oh. Hold on. It's a distress signal from out beyond Jupiter.
12:25 But that rematch will have to wait.
12:27 What? That old excuse?
12:29 Oh, no! I want my rematch now!
12:31 Hey, I'm a busy superhero. I have someone to rescue.
12:36 I can't stand around arguing with you guys all day.
12:39 Besides, I already won.
12:41 Boat brain.
12:46 Robo-cheater.
12:48 Aluminum butt.
12:50 Look, I told you guys I didn't want to argue about this.
12:54 No, you didn't. You said you didn't want to stand around and argue.
12:57 We're clearly not standing. That's why we borrowed these suits.
13:00 Borrowed? Is that what you're calling it?
13:03 Are you suggesting that they were stolen?
13:05 Well, they didn't magically appear.
13:07 You mean like your hotels?
13:09 Hey, that was a legitimate--
13:11 What's that awful smell?
13:15 I don't smell anything.
13:17 It's coming from that asteroid.
13:19 It's always a distress signal.
13:21 Man, this place is a dump. Literally.
13:29 Thank goodness it didn't land on us.
13:36 The first one to crack a joke gets a kick in the shin.
13:44 Because when you say something stupid like,
13:47 "At least it didn't land on us,"
13:49 it's like asking for it to land on you.
13:51 And I suppose I was asking for you to steal my get-out-of-the-slammer-free card, too.
13:55 Help! Help!
13:57 I'm trapped underneath the pile of garbage.
14:00 It has a pink ribbon on top.
14:02 Yes, that's right. That one right there.
14:05 Hurry, please! I'm running out of...
14:08 oxygen.
14:10 She sounds cute.
14:12 She sounds familiar.
14:14 She sounds like she's in trouble.
14:17 Help! Help!
14:19 What the heck is this thing?
14:24 Vexus!
14:35 Yes, that's right. Vexus.
14:38 Vexus, Vexus.
14:40 It's been a long time, XJ9.
14:42 Not long enough.
14:45 No!
14:46 Yes, my Snookum's bike does cause paralysis.
14:58 Paralyzing paralysis.
15:00 But it only lasts a short time.
15:02 Luckily, I have a few more.
15:04 Yes!
15:05 Hey!
15:07 You're too heavy!
15:12 I thought you were going to lay off those motor oil shakes.
15:15 What are you saying?
15:17 Please! Let's take this thing on a dive and run!
15:33 Are you kidding? We have to head for higher ground.
15:36 Let the air burst! Just roll down!
15:39 Right! Pull up! Look out!
15:42 Decomposing sewage never smelled so sweet.
15:55 You landed right on me.
15:57 What are you going to do? Charge me rent again?
16:00 Hey, you're looking better.
16:02 Something's still wrong.
16:08 That thing left part of its stinger in your hand.
16:11 Now what are we supposed to do? You're all right home.
16:14 How should I know?
16:15 I thought you had all the answers, Miss I-read-the-rules.
16:18 Spiders!
16:21 This way!
16:23 No! This way!
16:25 We don't have time to argue.
16:27 Is that the rule book?
16:29 Just admit you've wrong, cheaty-peaty.
16:31 Look out!
16:33 (lasers)
16:38 (laughs)
16:41 (screams)
16:43 Always making life difficult.
16:54 I didn't mean to get paralyzed.
16:57 Well, it sure wasn't my idea to stick your hand down that hole.
17:01 (gasps)
17:03 It's... it's...
17:06 Crackus?
17:08 (laughs)
17:10 Oh, I'm just so excited!
17:13 Crackus! Crackus!
17:15 'Cause the way you guys gasped, I thought it was like Vexus again.
17:18 I know, totally.
17:20 Hey, I only gasped because you gasped.
17:22 What do you think? Should we just go around?
17:25 We could.
17:26 I think we should just go down the way we came.
17:28 Hey, I'm just as dangerous as Smidus or Vexus.
17:32 I'm a real threat.
17:34 I'm the one you should be worried about.
17:36 I'll show them.
17:38 (groans)
17:43 Since I was banished from Cluster Prime,
17:45 I've been trapped on this filthy asteroid,
17:47 surrounded by nothing but trash and idiots.
17:49 Hey!
17:50 Someone of lesser fortitude would have been driven mad by now.
17:53 Isn't that right, Mr. Pillows?
17:55 Which one of us is Pillows?
17:56 I thought you were Pillows.
17:58 I don't get it. Why can't you just fly off this rock?
18:01 I can't fly, thanks to you.
18:03 This is what happened last time we met.
18:05 That's nothing.
18:06 Look at what that robot girl has done to Smidus.
18:09 Half of my beautiful body is nothing but used tongue depressors and rubber bands.
18:14 That's some of my best work, admittedly.
18:16 Will you try working with critters nesting inside you?
18:19 Wait a second, Crackus.
18:20 You can build an interstellar transmitter,
18:22 a stasis field restraint,
18:23 a set of cybernetic spider legs, all from garbage.
18:26 But you can't build a spaceship to get off this asteroid.
18:29 I can so build a spaceship out of garbage.
18:32 It's the power supply that's the problem.
18:34 But with XJ-9 captured, we have all the power we need.
18:40 You monsters!
18:44 Once I've drained XJ-9,
18:46 we can fuel my spaceship and escape this garbage dump.
18:49 What?
18:50 You said you were going to use the power to rebuild my body!
18:54 My queen took some sense into this oaf.
18:57 Silence!
18:58 There isn't going to be any spaceship or a new body.
19:00 Even as we speak, I'm diverting the power to a megabomb.
19:03 A bomb so mega, it will destroy this asteroid and everything on it.
19:08 See?
19:09 I hid it so no one would find it.
19:10 But won't we be destroyed as well?
19:16 Don't you think I thought of that?
19:17 I built a lifeboat out of coffee cans and old office supplies.
19:21 See? It's even got a jacuzzi.
19:23 Psst! Smiris, if you distract her,
19:26 there's still time for me to divert the power to the spaceship.
19:29 To your body! I meant to rebuild your body!
19:33 I'm through playing games with you!
19:35 You're through playing, are you?
19:38 Then dance for me! Dance!
19:40 Quit fooling around.
19:44 You have to help me pick out curtains for the lifeboat.
19:47 What are you talking about?
19:48 No one makes a fool out of me!
19:50 Get off of me, you spider-legged imbecile!
19:53 Oh, good. My bomb is done.
20:09 Looks like your time is up.
20:14 They've escaped. They must be destroyed.
20:17 There's no more room on the lifeboat.
20:19 Wait, why are we helping Vexus if she's only going to blow us all up?
20:23 You fool! We still need XG9's power!
20:26 Quick, up here!
20:32 It's a dead end!
20:35 We're trapped!
20:37 No! We still need her power!
20:42 [explosion]
20:43 Oh, butter.
20:53 We've got to get off this asteroid before it explodes!
21:02 We've got bigger things to worry about!
21:04 Well, I think the whole asteroid exploding is slightly more important.
21:09 If we don't help from this avalanche, we're not going to be around to see it!
21:12 [arguing]
21:16 Knock it off!
21:17 I've got a plan, but I need your help, okay?
21:20 Got it.
21:21 I see one! Bearing 54900!
21:34 Zero!
21:36 [beeping]
21:38 [beeping]
21:39 [beeping]
21:45 [beeping]
21:52 [beeping]
21:55 [beeping]
21:59 [beeping]
22:02 [explosion]
22:06 [Beeping]