El Presidente | Pizza Reviews
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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03 All right, pizza review time.
00:20 We are at Slice of Glenville.
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00:51 Big brain, feeling good, feeling spry.
00:54 A lot of times I can't remember that anymore.
00:55 Slice of Glenville.
00:58 Oh, interesting.
01:00 It almost looks a little bit like a bar pie, but bigger.
01:05 What an interesting looking pizza.
01:06 It's a little thicker.
01:11 It's like in between.
01:13 It actually smells a little bit like Monty's.
01:17 Monty's is my hometown pizza.
01:18 I gave it a 10.
01:19 People still sometimes get confused.
01:21 It's my hometown pizza.
01:22 One Bite, Everybody Knows the Rules.
01:24 What an interesting--
01:26 I wonder what kind of ovens they're using.
01:29 Zero undercarriage to speak of, but it's not floppy.
01:34 I don't want to burn myself.
01:35 What if I have like 2,000 pizzas in the last 2,000 days?
01:48 This one, I've never had one quite like this.
01:51 It's like bar pie, but it's not.
01:52 It's like-- the only thing I can kind of think of--
02:07 distant, distant cousins, like maybe you
02:09 see this cousin at a funeral once every millennium,
02:14 is Patsy's in Jersey, Patterson, the mayor place.
02:17 It's light and flaky.
02:19 This is like bar pizza, Frankie, but not.
02:21 Where it's like a fluffy, light pizza,
02:23 but this is like a big, fluffy bar pie, which makes no sense.
02:29 I really like it.
02:43 You know what this is on the app?
02:44 I'm so confused.
02:46 I'm going to--
02:46 [CRUNCHING]
02:50 I have no frame of reference.
02:58 7' 8"?
03:00 Do you know what it is on the app?
03:01 It's a 7' 1" on 25 degrees.
03:03 Really?
03:04 Yeah.
03:05 Listen, I'm not a pizza expert, even though I'm a pizza expert.
03:12 I just say what I feel.
03:14 You know, something hits me in the gut and the dick
03:16 and the foot and the head.
03:17 I just say what I feel.
03:18 This is a unique pizza that is kind of my style.
03:21 7' 8"?
03:23 I do really like it.
03:24 That's our view.
03:24 We are at Slice of Glenville.
03:27 (whooshing)
03:29 [WHOOSH]