Star Wars, peanut butter, true crime, smart phones, bacon, and more of things America can't get enough of.
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00:00 This is giving me, you know, slap bracelets
00:01 that like curl onto your, oh, there it is.
00:04 This is OG pork bacon.
00:09 - I like my bacon a little bit more crispy,
00:11 more on this end.
00:13 - Oh!
00:14 - Right amount of saltiness.
00:16 - I love bacon.
00:17 - Not bad.
00:18 America, you know?
00:20 This here is turkey bacon.
00:21 - This is like diet bacon.
00:23 - I think this is not bacon.
00:26 - An imposter, if you will.
00:27 - Let's try vegan bacon.
00:30 This is giving me, you know, slap bracelets
00:32 that like curl onto your, oh, there it is.
00:34 - All right, let's try it.
00:37 All right, let's try it.
00:41 It's gonna be good.
00:42 Think bacon.
00:43 Oh, you know when you go to a movie theater,
00:45 all those pieces of gum underneath the chair?
00:48 You ever wonder what happens to them
00:49 once they finally get around to taking them off?
00:52 Vegan bacon.
00:53 - Tastes like a Dorito, can't lie.
00:57 - Mm.
00:58 - Mm!
00:59 - And I don't mean mm the good way.
01:00 - Mm!
01:01 Okay, it's giving begging strips.
01:03 Beautiful texture though.
01:05 I mean, this is like a marble countertop.
01:08 - Pow!
01:08 - This is actually Canadian bacon.
01:10 - Also known as ham.
01:12 - It's not to be confused with bologna or a nipple cover.
01:16 Okay?
01:17 - That should be the log line.
01:19 Canadian bacon, it's in a circle.
01:21 - This is a reason Canada isn't a superpower.
01:24 - Ham that, oh!
01:27 You know, there's something about ham skin.
01:29 You could go bungee jumping with ham skin.
01:32 How is it holding on for dear life?
01:35 - This is fun.
01:36 You can cut it in half.
01:37 You can not eat it at all.
01:39 Let's go with some chocolate covered bacon.
01:42 - My dad's been sitting over there saying,
01:44 "Put me in, coach."
01:45 Okay, let's do it lady in the tramp style.
01:48 - Okay.
01:49 The chocolate bacon is really good.
01:56 - All right, let's try it.
01:57 - This is really good, I'm not gonna lie.
01:59 This could send you down a very, very dark path,
02:01 so be careful with this.
02:02 - In theory, that should have been good.
02:05 In practice.
02:07 - What's a bitch gotta do to earn a check around here?
02:12 (laughing)
02:14 (upbeat music)
02:17 (fire crackling)