Ab Hogi Sirf Naye Andaz Mai Baat, Hoshyarian Team Ne Tori Angrezi Ki Laat
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00:00 "Be careful, be careful."
00:02 Welcome back, Nadreen.
00:04 Yes, Irza.
00:04 Mr. Arun, before the segment starts, I want to say something.
00:08 Yes, tell me.
00:08 We all joke around and talk a lot.
00:11 But Mr. Danish is very quiet.
00:14 He doesn't talk much.
00:15 My assessment is that he thinks I am very intellectual.
00:18 You think he thinks he is an idiot.
00:20 Yes.
00:21 No, he didn't say I am an idiot.
00:23 I am an intellectual.
00:24 And I don't want to talk to all of them.
00:28 That's why I maintain my distance.
00:30 She is right.
00:31 Don't pay attention to him.
00:34 What attention?
00:35 He is an intellectual.
00:37 You should go and be an intellectual.
00:39 He is not here to eat.
00:42 He is here to fart.
00:44 Why is Mr. Salim dressed like a Chinese god?
00:48 Salim, what is this jacket?
00:49 Sir, I am not feeling well.
00:51 That's why I am wearing this.
00:52 Do you have a fever?
00:53 No, I don't have a fever.
00:55 Why are you giving me a fever?
00:56 God bless you. Are you feeling better?
00:59 Doctor, I am feeling better.
01:01 May God give you a long life.
01:02 And I have a solution.
01:04 Sir, is there any weather forecast?
01:07 Yes, there is a weather forecast.
01:09 12 seasons, 12 stories.
01:12 Mr. Danish, if you understand
01:15 that we are not educated.
01:17 Yes.
01:17 We are not intellectual.
01:18 I was just kidding.
01:19 Today, this entire segment..
01:20 On Mr. Danish?
01:22 No, it will be in English.
01:23 Wow. - Okay.
01:24 Done.
01:24 Nobody is allowed to use any other language
01:27 except English.
01:28 Sir, I agree. - I agree.
01:30 You agree?
01:31 Yes. - I agree.
01:32 Dan and Tim.
01:32 I agree.
01:33 He was just working since yesterday.
01:35 That means we are free.
01:37 No, English.
01:38 But I don't think a lot of these people
01:40 would be able to understand English.
01:41 Yes.
01:42 If you know English, you will be able to fart.
01:49 Mr. Agha, you have a huge bald patch on your head.
01:52 Why is that?
01:53 Actually, I have thought about it a few times.
01:57 But I don't like this.
02:01 But..
02:02 You have understood it.
02:03 Sir, I guess Malaika has something to say.
02:06 Yes.
02:06 Maroom, I am saying something.
02:08 By the way..
02:10 By the way, what is it?
02:11 What is your schedule today?
02:12 Once upon a time, there was a crow.
02:14 One day, it was very thirsty.
02:15 Is it schedule or is it schedule?
02:22 It's both, actually.
02:23 It depends.
02:24 No.
02:24 Yes.
02:25 American or British.
02:26 Yes.
02:26 Yes.
02:27 Please, Arzu, speak slow.
02:29 Because I don't understand your fasting English.
02:32 I agree with you.
02:35 Examination hall.
02:36 Oh!
02:37 What?
02:38 It reminds me of 50-50.
02:41 There was a segment, 'Bashira in trouble'.
02:42 Yes.
02:43 Touch me.
02:44 Not Bashira.
02:44 Touch him.
02:45 That's incredible.
02:47 Wow!
02:51 Salim, dear, are you feeling cold today?
02:54 Yes.
02:55 Yes.
02:56 She is saying that you are feeling cold.
03:01 You are feeling like a dead person.
03:04 No.
03:05 What?
03:05 She is saying that I am cold.
03:08 Mr. Agha, do you know I am really upset today?
03:13 You?
03:13 Yes.
03:14 You..
03:15 Thank God.
03:16 What?
03:18 Mr. Salim, I feel like your medulla oblongata
03:21 is a little bit misplaced.
03:22 Is it right?
03:23 Yes.
03:25 Wow!
03:26 I will do a simple test for you.
03:27 Can you say, 'There was a cold day' in British accent?
03:31 There was a cold day.
03:32 Yes.
03:34 Malaika, I really like the way you did your hair today.
03:38 Really?
03:39 Yes.
03:41 What did she say?
03:41 She said, 'I think you have lost millions of pounds.'
03:45 Mr. Dhoni, I am doing this for Mr. Dhanush.
03:47 Mr. Dhanush, say something in English.
03:49 English. Only English.
03:50 Mr. Dhanush, you are great.
03:52 And Malaika, I love you.
03:54 He has already lost his English.
03:59 And I must say, Charlie, you are one of the sweetest women
04:02 I have ever met.
04:03 Mr. Shabbir, why do you feel the need to wear a wig?
04:09 In this poem, the poet clears the fact
04:10 that little things are not used.
04:12 Wow!
04:14 What did he say?
04:16 He said, 'Aunty, please say something.'
04:18 'Aunty, please say something.'
04:21 Nothing so special, ma'am.
04:22 Actually, I have to say something to you, Charlie.
04:26 Why?
04:27 I want to..
04:29 Don't tell that.
04:30 He is a foreigner and he is from the USA.
04:34 Okay, guys.
04:37 One question.
04:38 After the show, where are you going?
04:40 All people..
04:40 Where do you go?
04:42 Yeah..
04:44 I really like the colour of your tie.
04:47 Thank you very much.
04:48 Is it lavender?
04:49 I think I am not confirmed about this.
04:51 This is what you meant by English.
04:52 No, English.
04:53 I..
04:54 English. - This is an exception.
04:56 Why is it an exception?
04:57 Are you having a fever?
04:57 Our national language is Urdu.
04:59 Why should I speak in English?
05:00 Wow!
05:03 So, you are saying that you are straight
05:07 because you are wearing a wig?
05:08 But this is a good practice of today.
05:12 Yes.
05:12 I think everyone should have this confidence.
05:14 When people come from abroad and speak in Urdu
05:19 everyone says, 'How cute!'
05:21 'She speaks so well.'
05:22 Exactly.
05:22 But if we speak in broken English, we will be called ignorant.
05:25 Remember, 200 years ago, the great leaders of Muslims
05:30 and foreigners, the educationists,
05:34 left this world saying that
05:38 no language is bad.
05:41 Yes.
05:42 Every language is good.
05:43 Let me tell you something.
05:44 The most understood sign in the world
05:48 is laughter.
05:50 Wow!
05:51 A smile.
05:52 That's the only sign.
05:52 There is only one sign for crying.
05:54 I was about to say the same.
05:54 No, you never know the guy, the girl, the person
05:58 who is crying.
06:00 Either he or she is crying with joy
06:02 or he is crying for something else.
06:04 But Mr. Haroon, I laugh in the worst situations.
06:08 If a thief barges in your house..
06:09 No.
06:10 No, I don't laugh.
06:13 If a thief barges in your house..
06:14 And you have a gun.
06:17 I think, I will have to tie my heart to this old man.
06:21 Oh, my God! You are so late.
06:24 He has robbed our house.
06:28 Shoot me. Shoot me.
06:32 Done.
06:34 He shot me.
06:35 He shot me.
06:36 He was saying, 'Oh, sir, there are the keys.'
06:44 He was saying, 'Oh, you should have sent a message'
06:47 'before coming here.'
06:49 But sir, you are laughing at your own mistake.
06:52 I didn't feel sorry for Gokay.
06:54 What mistake?
06:55 Sir, Gokay's elder brother.. - Yes.
06:57 He learnt karate after 25 years.
06:59 Yes.
06:59 Sir, he went to war for the first time
07:02 after learning karate. - Yes.
07:03 He did this and shot the other person.
07:05 Yes.
07:06 By the way, I have seen a beautiful video of a man.
07:13 Yes.
07:14 He made a good meme.
07:15 You have seen how he fights in English films.
07:17 He comes flying and kicks.
07:19 He learns everything.
07:22 After that, he goes to a market.
07:24 He starts fighting with a man.
07:25 His first step was to hit him from behind.
07:28 He grabbed his collar and..
07:30 But, sir, there is another problem.
07:34 Yes.
07:35 He shot the other person.
07:36 Yes.
07:36 He died.
07:37 He didn't get a murder case filed.
07:38 Then?
07:39 No, he got a case filed for the money he got from the scout.
07:42 He got the karate fees back.
07:45 Karate fees.
07:45 Vikki has been a thief for 10 years.
07:48 Okay.
07:49 He tied a rope around his neck.
07:51 He used to leave it on his ears.
07:53 He used to put it on his teeth and leave it on his head.
07:55 Wow, Gokay.
07:57 God has given you a long life.
07:59 Why?
07:59 You will die crying.
08:03 Crying is a sin.
08:04 You will die in the future.
08:05 Sir, the audience has been waiting for a long time.
08:09 So, Harun sir, let's go to the audience.
08:10 Yes.
08:11 You were talking about yourself.
08:12 And now, you are talking about the audience.
08:14 Audience.
08:16 Yes, audience.
08:17 Greetings.
08:18 Greetings.
08:19 My name is Sonia.
08:20 Yes.
08:20 I want to ask Mr. Asleem
08:22 if you have ever been beaten by a wrestler.
08:25 He can't beat me.
08:26 I can't guarantee anything else.
08:30 Yes, next.
08:32 Greetings.
08:33 Greetings.
08:34 My name is Faria Aslam.
08:35 Yes.
08:36 I have a question for you, Agha sir.
08:37 Have you ever had to run away from someone with this weight?
08:40 No, I have never had to run away.
08:44 Agha sir, I have never had to run away.
08:46 No, I have never.
08:46 I have never seen a dog running away.
08:49 Listen, Agha sir.
08:52 When they see a dog, they run away.
08:54 They say, 'Stay away. I will go again.'
08:56 In fact, dogs call each other and say, 'Come, I won't go anywhere.'
09:00 And they run away.
09:02 Agha sir's legs are so short
09:03 that when he runs away, it feels like someone is jumping.
09:05 Agha sir's legs..
09:07 'Stay away. I will go again.'
09:09 Sir, I want to tell you something.
09:15 Actually, Agha sir is a classy man.
09:17 Yes.
09:17 The moment he heard the question, he thought
09:19 that I wish a boy had asked me this.
09:21 But he has never run away.
09:23 He is very good at running away.
09:26 What is he good at?
09:27 He ran away from a place.
09:28 Really?
09:28 I asked the guy where he ran away.
09:30 He said, 'It's been an hour since he ran away.'
09:33 'He is going.'
09:34 I wasn't Agha.
09:40 My name was Kida.
09:42 Not Kida. I was alone.
09:45 Okay. - I came alone.
09:46 Yes.
09:49 Greetings. - Greetings.
09:50 Mr. Haroon, my name is Wasim Akbul.
09:52 Yes. - I have come from Almi Sarzo.
09:53 You talk a lot about fashion on TikTok.
09:57 Why are the clothes worn in catwalks
10:01 not worn in everyday life?
10:04 This is a very intelligent question.
10:06 Yes.
10:06 The clothes worn in catwalks.. - Yes.
10:09 Why are they not worn in everyday life?
10:11 Sir, the first thing is that catwalk..
10:13 How fast is the catwalk?
10:15 Yes. - I will show them walking in everyday life.
10:17 Look, I think
10:22 to bring anything in trend
10:24 you have to do something obnoxious.
10:27 You have to do something. - Exactly.
10:28 So, these are also trends.
10:30 They last for a while and then they are over.
10:31 You can see it from the perspective of art.
10:33 The normal things that you see in everyday life
10:37 people don't want to see them.
10:40 The human-like objects that you see
10:43 are not even 100 years old in art history.
10:46 So, do we start wearing a box of butter?
10:48 No. You were saying that these clothes are not used.
10:51 These are exclusive clothes.
10:52 If you see Mad Gala, what people wear there..
10:55 Absolutely.
10:56 They wear weird clothes.
10:57 But, sir, why is it called a fashion show?
10:59 Exactly my point.
11:00 It sets the latest trends.
11:03 Yes. - They wear yellow clothes on the road
11:04 and then they see goats behind them.
11:06 I went to a catwalk once. - Okay.
11:08 They didn't have torn clothes. - Yes.
11:10 I got into their clothes. - Okay.
11:12 They didn't wear necklaces. They wore caps.
11:14 Okay. - They said that they were doing a cap commercial.
11:17 And I tore it from there.
11:19 It got torn in the neck.
11:20 They said that they got the suit of the torn suit.
11:22 I should be angry about this.
11:25 Why? - No.
11:26 The one who tore it.
11:27 I think we should do a Mad Gala drama.
11:30 Absolutely. - Yes.
11:32 That's right. - Yes.
11:33 We will do it. Done.
11:34 Mr. Dhani. - Yes.
11:35 A Mad Gala drama. - Yes.
11:38 Done. - You will save me.
11:40 Mr. Arun, I went to a catwalk once.
11:43 Okay. - I cried.
11:45 Yes. - They said that I have a problem with your old shoes.
11:47 Ladies and gentlemen, this was today's show.
11:52 We will meet you in the next show.
11:54 Take good care of yourselves.
11:56 Goodbye.
11:57 "Hoshi yaariya, hoshi yaariya"