Everyone's favorite teenage mutants are back in live action to fight crime with help from a new ninja turtle -- a female | dHNfTzdKVEpMMFlrdDg
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00:00 Shout Factory TV. Changing the channel.
00:02 My master, the Shaman Cheng Yi, found me in your city's Chinatown swimming in a drainage ditch.
00:12 You know, I work out every day.
00:15 She's tripping.
00:18 She's babacious.
00:19 She's here.
00:21 It just isn't probable. Splinter must have missed her.
00:24 There was a fifth turtle in the jar with us.
00:28 Cheng Yi thought I represented good luck and took me back to China with him.
00:32 I was schooled in the internal arts and raised to replace him as a master Shaman someday.
00:37 You ain't a ninja?
00:38 No. I am Shinobi.
00:40 You're a full-fledged mutant hottie.
00:43 Do not call me mutant or hottie.
00:45 No, he means you're like us. A mutant.
00:48 An individual or organism that has undergone an aberrant genetic change.
00:53 I think I'm in love.
00:54 My master was part of an ancient sect who stood guard over a looking glass,
00:58 which held evil dragons for thousands of years.
01:01 The dragons have made their way into the realm of dreams,
01:04 an in-between place shared by advanced masters and deep thinkers.
01:07 I guess that leaves you out.
01:09 Ha ha ha. Funny.
01:10 Let me see if I have this straight.
01:13 Splinter has been abducted into a dream world by dragons.
01:16 Is that right?
01:17 That's correct.
01:19 I see.
01:20 What about leprechauns?
01:21 Are there any leprechauns there?
01:23 How about unicorns?
01:24 Anything's possible.
01:26 But unless we act soon,
01:28 I fear your splinter will suffer the same unspeakable fate as my master.
01:32 [Swoosh]
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