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Aired (August 12, 2023): Kung si Roxy ay lumaban sa isang boxing match, paniguradong disqualified na agad siya, 'di ba Pepito?

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00:00 [music]
00:04 Jab. Jab straight. Jab straight hook. Jab straight upper.
00:10 Nice work.
00:13 Thank you, Coach.
00:14 Let's take a break.
00:15 How's my form?
00:17 Your form is perfect. You'll learn fast.
00:21 Really?
00:22 You should probably teach.
00:23 No, I don't think so.
00:24 Really?
00:26 But you still lack power.
00:28 You need to give it your all.
00:30 Like you're taking a bath.
00:33 Like that?
00:35 Yes, like that.
00:36 Okay, I'm ready, Coach.
00:37 Water, water.
00:38 To hydrate.
00:39 By the way, Pepito.
00:42 Maybe you're interested in this.
00:45 What's that?
00:48 The original ticket of Muhammad Ali's fight and Smoking Joe Frazier in Manila.
00:56 Jab, I know this.
00:58 You're selling this?
00:59 How much?
01:01 200,000.
01:02 200,000? Is this price that high?
01:04 Those are rare.
01:06 Why? Do you want it?
01:07 Maybe Elsa won't agree if she finds out the price.
01:13 Okay, I'll just give it to someone else.
01:15 Oh, is that so?
01:16 Pepito, maybe I can give you just one.
01:20 Even if it's only 20,000.
01:21 I really need to pay.
01:23 No, even if it's only one, I'll just lend you 20,000.
01:26 No, no, I won't agree to that.
01:29 I don't want to borrow from a student.
01:31 Just one.
01:33 I'll finish it in a week.
01:35 Okay, you can have it.
01:38 I'll take care of it.
01:40 Thank you, Pepito.
01:42 Baby, it's so hard. I give up.
01:47 Why? What's the problem?
01:49 Because I need to introduce this to Roxy.
01:52 Really?
01:53 Yes.
01:54 Because it's her grandma's request.
01:57 That's why she needs to do it.
01:58 Oh, that's so hard.
02:00 I don't know what to do. I really don't want to.
02:03 Maybe you need to have a girlfriend, brother.
02:06 Actually, I've tried that.
02:09 But it's not for me.
02:11 I'm just kidding.
02:12 What's the peg?
02:13 I have a suggestion.
02:16 Say it.
02:17 Go ahead.
02:18 Yes, go ahead.
02:20 Find your own peg.
02:22 Peg?
02:24 What kind of peg?
02:25 The one you'll imitate.
02:26 The kind of guy.
02:27 The one you'll imitate.
02:29 His looks, his form, his movements.
02:31 The peg.
02:32 Ah, the peg in being a guy.
02:34 That's possible.
02:35 It's possible.
02:36 Who's the opposite?
02:37 Who's the peg?
02:38 Who's the okay peg?
02:39 It depends on the kind of guy you want.
02:42 Do you want the brusco?
02:43 Brusco?
02:45 So if it's brusco, then it's like Derek Ramsey.
02:48 That's correct.
02:49 I'm a police officer.
02:51 What about the decent one?
02:53 Decent?
02:54 Who's the decent one?
02:55 The one who looks good.
02:56 There.
02:57 Then, what about...
02:58 Ah, what about...
02:59 The one who looks like Ding Dong Dan?
03:02 That's it.
03:03 I can do that.
03:05 And who's the kind one?
03:07 The kind one.
03:08 The kind one.
03:09 The kind one.
03:10 Who's the kind one?
03:11 Alden!
03:13 That's right!
03:14 I can do that.
03:15 I can do that.
03:16 I can do Alden.
03:17 Hey, dad!
03:18 Hey!
03:19 Roxy's home.
03:20 Oh, is that so?
03:21 Yes. Bye, uncle.
03:22 Take care.
03:23 Oh, my.
03:24 You seem to be taking boxing seriously, uncle.
03:26 I'm just sweating.
03:27 Do you really want to box?
03:29 Me?
03:30 Yes.
03:31 Me, really?
03:32 I don't think so, dad.
03:33 No, you should try.
03:34 Your grandma said that you're often compared to your cousin.
03:38 Your cousin is an MMA fighter, right?
03:39 You should be able to punch.
03:40 Really?
03:42 Yes.
03:43 So, do you want to try?
03:44 Just the basics.
03:45 Your dad.
03:46 Oh, okay.
03:47 Okay, here.
03:48 I'll try.
03:49 Okay, get the gloves.
03:50 Here?
03:51 Can I?
03:52 Give it to him, Robert.
03:53 Okay, fine.
03:54 I can't wear it.
03:55 You might not know how to wear it.
03:56 It's like you're just wearing it.
03:57 It's okay.
03:58 It's okay.
03:59 Just try it.
04:00 Come here.
04:01 Okay.
04:02 Stand here, Robert.
04:03 Let me see.
04:04 You're in form.
04:05 How's your stance?
04:06 My stance?
04:07 Yes.
04:08 Okay, form it like this.
04:09 Okay, like that.
04:10 Like a monkey.
04:11 Okay, let me see.
04:12 The other one.
04:13 Okay, let me see.
04:14 Jab.
04:15 Jab.
04:16 Jab.
04:17 Okay.
04:18 Jab.
04:19 Like that?
04:20 Straight, straight, right.
04:21 Straight, right.
04:22 Straight, like that.
04:23 It's okay, but you should probably adjust your form.
04:24 It should be more straight.
04:25 Like this?
04:26 Yes, yes.
04:27 And when you punch, it's better if your hands are aligned with your arms so you won't
04:32 get injured.
04:33 Like that.
04:34 And then the other one.
04:35 Here?
04:36 Yes.
04:37 Okay, try it.
04:38 Jab.
04:39 Jab.
04:40 Jab.
04:41 Jab.
04:42 Jab.
04:43 Try it.
04:44 Jab.
04:45 Okay.
04:46 Jab.
04:47 Straight.
04:48 Straight.
04:49 Jab, straight.
04:50 Jab, straight.
04:51 Okay, that's okay.
04:52 One more time.
04:53 One more time.
04:54 Jab, straight.
04:55 Jab, straight.
04:56 It's like you're weak, you lack power.
04:57 More?
04:58 You should probably think of all the things that will make you feel bad.
05:03 Your anger.
05:04 Collect all of that.
05:05 Then from your head, from your heart, put it in your hand and then let it go.
05:11 Try it.
05:12 All of it.
05:13 Really?
05:14 Yes.
05:15 Okay.
05:16 Okay.
05:17 Yeah.
05:18 That's it.
05:19 Ouch!
05:20 Oh, uncle, sorry.
05:21 Sorry.
05:22 Sir, are you okay?
05:23 Sir, I'm okay.
05:24 Are you sure?
05:25 Yes.
05:26 Sorry, uncle.
05:27 You said that.
05:28 Yes.
05:29 I'm sorry.
05:30 I'm sorry.
05:41 I'm sorry.
05:48 I'm sorry.
05:56 I'm sorry.
05:57 I'm sorry.
05:58 I'm sorry.
05:58 (upbeat music)
06:00 (upbeat music)

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