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(Episode aired on May 30, 2003)
(Episode aired on May 30, 2003)
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00:00Good evening.
00:10Are you not fed up with the people narrating movies and television?
00:15I mean to say, are you not fed up with the emotions of these people?
00:23The problem is that many of us are reading a dialogue or a script,
00:31but we are not reading the punctuation marks.
00:36Now, for me, it would be better if we were reading
00:41the punctuation marks with a tern sound,
00:45like for example, a period.
00:48We can make it a tern sound,
00:53or a question mark,
00:56we can make it a psss,
00:59an exclamation point,
01:04a bed,
01:07a colon,
01:10a semicolon,
01:14a dash,
01:17we can also make it a quotation mark.
01:21Now, I will read to you what I wrote
01:25along with my invented phonetic punctuations.
01:31Good evening.
01:33I am Kapepe, a movie critic.
01:38Are you not looking for movies now?
01:42Are you not changing?
01:46There are no more punctuation marks.
01:50What I am saying is this,
01:52the classic lines in Filipino movies.
01:57For example,
02:00the famous line of Nora Onor,
02:05when she said,
02:07Walang Himala.
02:10Walang Himala.
02:13Or what Vilma Santos said,
02:17Sival.
02:19Sival.
02:21Sival Nawalang Malay.
02:26Did you get it?
02:29There are no more of these.
02:31Tuluyan Ang Nawala Ang Mga Mala.
02:34Sherry Hill na.
02:37You're nothing but a second-rate,
02:40trying hard,
02:41copycat.
02:46Ngayon,
02:47puro mura,
02:50panay.
02:53Ah!
02:56Nalang ang inyong naririnig.
02:59Panaw na para ito ay mabago.
03:04Hindi po kasal yon.
03:34Bubble Gang.
03:37Sarap na tagatin.
03:39Malampob na nguyain.
03:41Sa loob ng yong bibigo.
03:43Kena pangulung-ulungan.
03:45You can fight.
03:46You can fall.
03:48You can blow up.
03:49And be cool.
03:50You can do it with the Bubble Gang.
03:54Just do it, gang.
03:55Bubble Gang.
03:56Just do it, gang.
03:57Bubble Gang.
03:58Just do it, gang.
04:00Bubble Gang.
04:00Just do it, gang.
04:02Bubble Gang.
04:03Just do it, gang.
04:04Bubble Gang.
04:05Just do it, gang.
04:06Bubble Gang.
04:07Just do it with the Bubble Gang.
04:12Happy birthday!
04:15Do it with the Bubble Gang.
04:25Kapag pumasok sa motel,
04:27alamin kaagad kung nasaan ang mga fire exits.
04:30Para pag nasundan kayo ni misis,
04:32alam niyo na kung saan pupuslit.
04:36A public service from Bubble Gang.
04:50Ano bang problema ninyo mag-asawa?
04:53Ito ko kasi ni asawa ko eh.
04:55Gusto na akong hiwala yan.
04:58Eh bakit mo naman sa gustong hiwala yan?
05:00Ito ko kasi,
05:02pag umuwi ako ng maaga galing sa trabaho,
05:05lagi ko nalang nakabutang
05:06o ibang kasamang lalaki.
05:09Ganun ba?
05:14Alam ko na,
05:14mayroon akong solusyon diyan.
05:16Ano?
05:17Huwag kang umuwi ng maaga.
05:26Gusto ko na akong makipaghiwala
05:27dito sa asawa ko.
05:29Bakit naman?
05:30E napakasinungaling eh.
05:32Wala nang ibang ginawa kung dilukohin ako.
05:34Ako.
05:36Ba't naman nagsisinungaling kayo, mister?
05:39Alam niyo naman na
05:39importante sa isang relasyon na mag-asawa,
05:42ang may tiwala sa isa't-isa.
05:44Kaya dapat di kayo nagsisinungaling sa kanya.
05:46Dapat magpaka-honest kayo.
05:49Kailangan ba yun?
05:50Kailangan magpaka-honest ako sa kanya?
05:52Kailangan sabihin ko lahat ng totoo?
05:53Kailangan.
05:54Rigorous honesty is needed.
05:57Sige.
06:00Belinda,
06:01naaminin ko na sa'yo ang totoo.
06:04Hindi ikaw ang tunay kong asawa.
06:14Yes, how can I help you?
06:18Gusto ko na akong makipaghiwala
06:20dito sa asawa ko.
06:21Bapano naman kasi?
06:22Wala nang alam gawin,
06:23kundi awayin ako.
06:26Mister,
06:27bakit naman inaaway mo na inaaway si misis
06:29ay nakita mo namang buntis?
06:32Kaya ako nga siya inaaway
06:33dahil buntis siya eh.
06:35Oh,
06:35eh ano naman masamanan
06:36kung buntis siya?
06:38Eh, baug ako eh.
06:46Kung di po niya maaalis ang bisyo niya,
06:47talagang maghihiwalay na kami.
06:49Ah,
06:50ano bang bisyo ito ah?
06:52Mahilig siya makipaglandian
06:53sa mga kalapateng mababaang lipad.
06:56Eh,
06:57alam niyo ko kasi,
06:59sa tung nakikita ko sila
07:00hindi ko mapigilan yung sarili ko.
07:01Alam niyo may,
07:02alam niyo may gigil ko.
07:03Parang,
07:04patay.
07:05Parang ganun.
07:06Eh, bakit?
07:07Ano bang trabaho mo?
07:09Eh,
07:09nagtitinda ako ng kalapati.
07:18Alam niyo,
07:18talagang
07:20mga ganyang bagay eh,
07:21dinaranas din ang lahat ng mag-asawa yan.
07:24Yung mga selosan na ganyan.
07:25Pero alam niyo yung mga malilit na bagay
07:27na pinag-aawayan,
07:29hindi dapat mangyari yan.
07:30Kunyari isang napakalit na bagay,
07:32eh, magiging mitsa yan
07:33para maghihiwalay kayo.
07:35Aba, hindi yata tama yan.
07:37Hindi maganda yan.
07:38Salamat po.
07:38Salamat po.
07:40Hoy!
07:42Wiset kang lalaki ka,
07:43hindi mo na naman tinakpan
07:44yung toothpaste.
07:45Ayoko na talaga,
07:46maghihiwalay na tayo.
07:49Aboy!
07:50Yung pinatakot mo ko,
07:51hihiwalay kung hihiwalay.
07:52Ngapalag na ako ngayon.
07:54Ah, ganun.
07:55Maghihiwalay!
08:03Bakit ayaw niyo nang magsama?
08:05Hindi niyo na ba mahalang isang isa?
08:08Mahal ko.
08:09Mahal mo pala eh.
08:10Bakit ayaw niyo nang magsama?
08:12Inaakahalataan na ko kasi
08:13yung mga asawa namin.
08:23O, bakit misis?
08:24Ano ba ang problema?
08:25Kasi ho,
08:26lagi na lang ho kami nag-aaway
08:27ng mister ko.
08:31Ganun ba?
08:32Eh,
08:33mister,
08:34bakit naman lagi kayo nag-aaway?
08:36Eh, paano?
08:37Gusto ko nang magka-anak kami.
08:38Ito naman ayaw-ayaw.
08:40O,
08:41misis,
08:42anong problema dun?
08:43Gusto nang naman magka-anak ni mister eh.
08:45Bakit ayaw ninyo?
08:46Eh, gusto niya siya magbuntis.
08:49Ano may ba naman?
08:50Lagi na lang siya.
08:54Ah!
08:56Ah!
08:57Ah!
08:58Ah, misis,
08:59bakit,
09:00bakit ho kayo umiiyak?
09:01Ano ba ang problema?
09:02Ay,
09:03ayoko na.
09:04Isipin niyo naman,
09:06natuguling kong asawa ko,
09:07nakikipag-lips-to-lips ba naman
09:09dun sa pasyente niya?
09:11Eh,
09:12sakitin.
09:13Ano mo yun?
09:14Hangin lang.
09:15Alam mo,
09:16misis,
09:17normal lang sa isang doktor,
09:19asawa ninyo,
09:20na magkaroon ng affair sa,
09:22extra-marital affair sa kanyang mga pasyente,
09:24dahil lalo-lalo kung gusto lang tumanawan ang pasyente
09:27yung utang nga loob sa mister ninyo,
09:29eh,
09:30it's very normal.
09:31Ano?
09:32Anong normal dun?
09:33Eh, veterinary tong asawa ko,
09:35nahuli ko nakikipag-lips-to-lips sa aso.
10:22With a bubblegum!
10:52If you drive, don't text.
11:16If you text, don't drive.
11:18A public service from Bubblegum.
11:48Ah,
11:59alam ninyo,
12:00pagka ganitong mga handaan,
12:03eh,
12:04ang dami-dami yung pagkain na makikita,
12:06at saka matitikman.
12:07Pero alam nyo ba,
12:08alam nyo ba,
12:09na yung mga pagkain na yan,
12:11eh,
12:12may mga tunog yan eh,
12:13na pagka kinakain mo,
12:14eh,
12:15bagay na bagay yung tunog na yon.
12:16Nagayaan ba,
12:17ehh,
12:18ito,
12:19ito,
12:20ganun nyo ah.
12:21Ito,
12:22suuu,
12:23haaaaa,
12:24mmmmm,
12:25okey,
12:26narinig nyo,
12:28parang,
12:29bage,
12:30parang,
12:31ganun talagi eh,
12:32ha,
12:33eto,
12:34eto rin,
12:35eto rin,
12:36tignan nyo to ah,
12:37tignan nyo ba ng doktor?
12:38Yan,
12:39eto bagay din dito yung sound nya,
12:40pag kinakain.
12:41Eh,
12:42to,
12:43ito,
12:44kaya,
12:45What are you eating?
12:47What are you eating?
12:49Chicken.
12:51Chicken.
12:53Okay.
12:55It's good.
12:57It's good.
12:59This one too.
13:01Look at this.
13:03Let's try this.
13:05Adobong Manok.
13:07Why did you eat this?
13:11What did you eat?
13:13Adobong Manok.
13:17Adobong Manok is really good.
13:19If this is pork,
13:21Adobong Baboy is not good.
13:23Adobong Manok is really good.
13:25Let's try this one.
13:27Buko Pie.
13:31What is that?
13:33Buko Pie.
13:37Buko Pie.
13:39Did you hear what I said?
13:41Buko Pie is really good with Adobong Manok.
13:43Buko Pie.
13:45It's really good.
13:47Let's try this one.
13:49What is that?
13:51This one?
13:53Champorado.
13:55Champorado.
13:57Champorado is good.
13:59It's like a snack.
14:01Champorado is really good.
14:05There are a lot of other things.
14:07This one.
14:09This one is good with its name.
14:11Let's try this one.
14:15What did you eat?
14:17Menudo.
14:19Menudo.
14:21Menudo.
14:23Menudo is good with Menudo.
14:25But not with Machado.
14:27Menudo.
14:29There are a lot of other things.
14:31It's like a snack.
14:33It's like a hotdog.
14:35Hotdog is also good.
14:37What did you eat?
14:41Polvoron.
14:43Polvoron is really good.
14:45Polvoron.
14:47There are a lot of other things.
14:49All of those things
14:51go well
14:53with the sound
14:55when you eat them.
14:57But
14:59you know what?
15:01I saw
15:03something similar to this.
15:05What is it?
15:07Juice.
15:09Really?
15:11What kind of juice is this?
15:13Calamansi.
15:15Calamansi.
15:17It's good.
15:19Calamansi.
15:21Juice.
15:23It's good.
15:25But you know what?
15:27All of those things
15:29go well
15:31with the sound
15:33when you eat them.
15:35All of those things
15:37go well
15:39with the sound
15:41of
15:43juice.
15:45Juice.
15:57The one that walks slowly
15:59is a new tree.
16:03Juice.
16:13Good evening,
16:15Filipinas!
16:17Welcome to the game show
16:19that's really good.
16:21Are you cured?
16:23We're cured!
16:25Wait, I just want to share
16:27something that I got back.
16:29Look at my back.
16:31Because this is the first ever medical game show,
16:37the four doctors are our contestants
16:41who will show their skills to win the jackpot prize.
16:49Contestant number one,
16:50a year of a doctor in the Philippine Major Hospital,
16:55Dr. Garja.
17:02She's cute, right?
17:03And contestant number two,
17:06two years of a doctor in the Philippine Sweetheart Center,
17:11Dr. Belen.
17:15Oh my God, your glasses are so cute.
17:20Contestant number three,
17:22three years of a doctor in the Makati Medical Center,
17:26Dr. Ho.
17:32And contestant number four,
17:35four years of a doctor in the Mt. Luke Hospital,
17:39Dr. Mihares.
17:44Wow, you're so strong.
17:48Okay, wait a minute.
17:50Let's finish the game.
17:53All you have to do is answer the questions
17:57and you have to cure our patient here.
18:01The one who can cure him,
18:04he will win.
18:06There.
18:07So, doctors,
18:09are you ready to cure?
18:12We're ready!
18:14Here is our first question.
18:17Our patient is currently having a fever
18:22and he's coughing.
18:24What will you do?
18:27You're so pitiful.
18:29A. Put ice on his nose.
18:32B. Massage him.
18:35C. Massage him.
18:37And D. Give him medicine.
18:41Yes?
18:43Give him medicine.
18:45Okay, let's see.
18:47Give him medicine.
18:49You're so good.
18:52What's happening?
18:57What's that?
19:03Hey, what?
19:05Are you cured?
19:08Not yet.
19:12Sorry, doctor.
19:14He's not cured yet.
19:16The doctor is out.
19:20You're so pitiful.
19:22But it's okay.
19:24In our next round,
19:27the patient is having a fever.
19:32As you can see,
19:34our patient is having a fever
19:36because of coughing.
19:39What will you do?
19:41A. Get an x-ray.
19:44B. Inject him.
19:47C. Put dextrose.
19:50And D. Give him a jacket.
19:53Yes?
19:54B. Inject him.
19:56Okay.
19:58Try to inject him.
20:01Let's see what will happen
20:04when he's injected.
20:07Does it hurt?
20:09Ouch!
20:10It hurts.
20:14Ouch!
20:17What will happen?
20:21You're so pitiful.
20:23Are you cured?
20:27Not yet.
20:31Sorry, doctor.
20:33He's not cured yet.
20:36The doctor is out.
20:50The doctor is out.
20:52The doctor is out.
20:54The doctor is out.
20:56The doctor is out.
20:58The doctor is out.
21:00The doctor is out.
21:02The doctor is out.
21:04The doctor is out.
21:06The doctor is out.
21:08The doctor is out.
21:10The doctor is out.
21:12The doctor is out.
21:14The doctor is out.
21:16The doctor is out.
21:18Bubblegum!
21:20Bubblegum!
21:27The one jingling in the post office,
21:29Ha!
21:30The one floating in the street,
21:32Ha!
21:33Politely,
21:34Your lordship.
21:37A public service from Bubblegum.
21:48Anyways, let's continue with the difficult round.
21:52Oh, it's noisy.
21:54Difficult round.
21:56The patient is struggling.
21:59Because his heartbeat is slowing down.
22:03What will you do?
22:05A. Mouth to mouth.
22:08B. Oxygen.
22:11C. Electric shock.
22:15D. Call 911.
22:22Yes, Dr. Holmes?
22:24I'll give him an electric shock.
22:26Okay.
22:28I'll give him an electric shock.
22:31There.
22:36It's like a flash.
22:38Hi.
22:40Hi.
22:42Hi.
22:44How are you?
22:46I'm fine.
22:48How are you?
22:50I'm fine.
22:52Hold on.
22:54There.
22:56Hi.
22:58Hold on.
23:00Hey.
23:02Are you cured?
23:04Are you cured?
23:10Sorry, Dr. Holmes.
23:12He's not cured yet.
23:14The doctor is out again.
23:16Who's what?
23:18Okay.
23:20Because there's only one contestant left.
23:22Let's go to the jackpot round.
23:26Here's your question.
23:28The patient has a cardiac arrest.
23:32He needs an operation on his heart.
23:36What will you do?
23:38A. Right ventricle.
23:42B. Left ventricle.
23:46C. Arteries.
23:50D. Aorta.
23:54What is that?
23:56What is it?
23:58Doctor, yes?
24:00That's very simple.
24:02D. Aorta will have an operation.
24:04That's so easy.
24:08Let's see.
24:10He'll have an operation on his aorta.
24:12Wow.
24:14That's so easy.
24:16Hi.
24:18Hi.
24:20That's not SARS.
24:22What is that?
24:28What is that?
24:32That's so gross.
24:44Yuck!
24:46That's so gross.
24:48I don't want to do that.
24:50I don't want to do that.
24:52I don't want to do that.
24:54There you go.
24:56There you go.
24:58Are you cured?
25:00Are you cured?
25:06I'm sorry.
25:08You didn't cure him.
25:10You didn't cure him.
25:12It's funny.
25:14I think he's dead.
25:16He's dead.
25:18I'm sorry.
25:20We don't have a winner yet.
25:22Which means,
25:24our jackpot will increase.
25:26The doctor will lose his license.
25:28The doctor will lose his license.
25:32Until our next check-up,
25:34Until our next check-up,
25:36Are you cured?
25:38Are you cured?
25:40Are you cured?
25:42Wait a minute.
25:46Are you cured?
25:48Are you cured?
25:50The jackpot is huge.
25:52It's like an artist
25:54who quickly becomes famous.
25:56Usually, it's a joke.
25:58Usually, it's a joke.
26:00Usually, it's a joke.
26:02Usually, it's a joke.
26:04Usually, it's a joke.
26:06Usually, it's a joke.
26:08Usually, it's a joke.
26:10Really?
26:12Really?
26:14Mommy, someone's here.
26:16Mommy, someone's here.
26:20Hi.
26:22Sorry for the traffic.
26:24I'm late.
26:26Are you ready?
26:28Yes, I'm waiting for you.
26:30JR, be a good boy.
26:32Just play together.
26:34Okay, auntie.
26:36Okay, kiss me.
26:38Mimi, be a good boy.
26:40Don't go out.
26:42I'm going to feed you.
26:44I'm going to feed you.
26:46Behave yourself.
26:48I'll scold your mommy if you don't behave.
26:50I won't.
27:02We're more like a family.
27:04We're more like a family.
27:06For example, I'm daddy
27:08and you're mommy.
27:10For example,
27:12you're home late
27:14and I'll get mad at you.
27:16For example,
27:18you'll fight with me.
27:20I don't want that.
27:22Hurry up.
27:24For example,
27:26you're mommy.
27:30I'm drunk.
27:32You're drunk again.
27:34You're drunk again.
27:36Where have you been?
27:38Didn't you see
27:40that I came from outside?
27:42Stupid.
27:44I have something to tell you.
27:46What do you want to tell me?
27:48You have a girlfriend?
27:50No.
27:52I want to tell you
27:54that I'm
27:56Wolverine.
28:00You're Wolverine?
28:02Yes.
28:04You're one of the X-Men?
28:06Yes.
28:08I'll catch you.
28:10For example,
28:12you'll run because you're scared
28:14because I'm Wolverine.
28:16You can't catch me.
28:18I'm Supergirl.
28:20Supergirl.
28:22Don't you have a cape?
28:24I have.
28:26It's red.
28:32We're on TV.
28:34I'm so scared of my dad.
28:36Don't worry.
28:38We'll be back.
28:40What will we do?
28:42We'll be back.
28:44I don't know.
28:48I don't know what to do.
28:52I don't know.
28:54I'm so scared of my dad.
28:56He'll beat me.
29:00He'll beat my dad.
29:02Don't worry.
29:04I'll take care of you.
29:08Let's not tell the truth.
29:10Let's just say
29:12the TV fell down.
29:14The TV fell down?
29:18Yes.
29:20Our story shouldn't be different.
29:22Let's say the same thing.
29:24The TV fell down.
29:26The TV fell down.
29:28We didn't do anything.
29:30The TV fell down.
29:32Yes.
29:34Maybe the wind is strong.
29:36Okay.
29:38Promise me.
29:40We'll say the same thing.
29:42Promise.
29:46We'll see you tomorrow.
29:48Be careful.
29:50I didn't know your dad is a cop.
29:54Wait.
29:56What happened here?
29:58I don't know.
30:02Come with me.
30:18You.
30:20It's his fault.
30:22He dropped the TV.
30:24He picked it up
30:26and threw it away.
30:28I told him not to do it.
30:30He didn't want to watch TV
30:32so he threw it away.
30:34I saw it.
30:36Wait.
30:38I thought you told me
30:40the TV fell down.
30:42I lied to him.
30:44I told him not to watch TV.
30:46He's mad.
30:48He's mad.
30:56He's running
30:58and he's chasing
31:00a missile.
31:02Do you need to terrorize him?
31:26Let's go.
31:28Let's go.
31:54Let me remind you.
31:56Don't be in a place with a lot of people
31:58so they'll notice you have a lot of money.
32:02A public service from Bubble Gang.
32:16Mr. Counselor.
32:18Thank you for your advice.
32:20Because of you,
32:22we won't separate.
32:24That's my job as a marriage counselor.
32:26Thank you again.
32:28How's your wife?
32:30My wife?
32:32She's so bad.
32:34I divorced her.
32:40You're so mean.
32:42You're mean.
32:44You're mean.
32:46Wait.
32:48Marriage is a give and take.
32:50If you want to survive your relationship,
32:52you should give.
32:54Take this.
33:12Mister.
33:14Why do you want to divorce your wife?
33:18It's hard
33:20because your wife is beautiful and sexy.
33:22Why?
33:24Because you're always jealous?
33:26No.
33:28Because I'm insecure with her.
33:30She's always teasing me.
33:40Good morning.
33:42You're Mr. and Mrs.
33:44Fernandez, right?
33:46Yes.
33:48You should separate.
34:00I want to separate from my wife.
34:02Why?
34:04I can't take it anymore.
34:06She's too arrogant.
34:08You mean,
34:10she's too old?
34:12No.
34:14She's too arrogant.
34:16She's overacting.
34:26Mrs. Fernandez,
34:28why do you want to separate from your husband?
34:30I can't take it anymore.
34:32I feel like I'm going to explode.
34:34Maybe your bra is too tight.
34:42What's your problem?
34:44We have a big problem.
34:46Mr. Counselor,
34:48I can't take it anymore
34:50that she's not arrogant with me.
34:52I'm asking her what's her problem.
34:54She doesn't want to tell me.
34:56I don't like it anymore.
34:58She's always quiet.
35:00We're going to separate.
35:02I don't like it anymore.
35:04Mister, why don't you want to arrogant with Mrs. Fernandez?
35:06Do you have a bad feeling about her?
35:14I can't take it anymore.
35:24Mr. and Mrs. Llorico,
35:26what's your problem with your wife?
35:28Mr. Counselor,
35:30we want to separate.
35:32Why do you want to separate?
35:34We have a bad relationship.
35:44What's the problem
35:46and why do you want to separate?
35:48You're going to be a man one day,
35:50Mrs. Counselor.
35:52Mrs., when did you start being a man?
35:54I didn't get married.
35:56She did.
36:14Happy birthday to you!
36:16Happy birthday to you!
36:18Happy birthday to you!
36:20Happy birthday to you!
36:22Happy birthday to you!
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36:28Happy birthday to you!
36:30Happy birthday to you!
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36:56Good evening,
36:58this is Rampage.
37:00Today's broadcast is
37:02Raymar Sandiego
37:04and Claudine Baroto.
37:06Their images
37:08in Showbiz
37:10The Karate chops
37:12are the action stars
37:14while the dramatic actress
37:16is the one who's crying.
37:18The driver
37:20is demanding
37:22because he doesn't want
37:24to be the ex-wife of two actors.
37:26This is your reporter
37:28Del Tiongco
37:30Lagugulat.
37:40Wow
37:42Wow
37:44What's your script?
37:46It's ugly.
37:48Did you edit what we shot the other day?
37:52How many songs
37:54did we make?
37:56How many videos?
37:58We shot five.
38:00We edited all of them.
38:02Tell our writer to change this.
38:04It's ugly.
38:06You should add effects.
38:08I'll call Tiongco.
38:12Excuse me.
38:14Yes, Tia.
38:16It's okay.
38:18Why?
38:20Maybe I can help.
38:22No, it's okay.
38:24Maybe you need
38:26our help.
38:28Maybe you want to sign up.
38:34Is this
38:36an audition?
38:38Yes.
38:40Can I audition here?
38:42Yes.
38:44Sign here.
38:46What's your name?
38:48Me?
38:50I'm Ara.
38:52Ara.
38:54You're auditioning.
38:56We need
38:58good looks,
39:00a good body,
39:02and a good actor.
39:04Let's make a classic.
39:08We're making
39:10short films,
39:12international films.
39:14We need good looks.
39:16You're pretty.
39:18We need to see your body.
39:20Remove this.
39:22Don't worry. We're professionals.
39:26You look good.
39:28Do you know how to act?
39:30Yes.
39:32You know,
39:34what we're doing
39:36is different.
39:38We need different
39:40range of emotions.
39:42We need different things.
39:44It needs to be wide.
39:46Your boyfriend
39:48has been your boyfriend
39:50for a long time.
39:52You haven't seen him yet because he left.
39:54Okay?
39:56We're just testing you.
39:58Don't worry. We're professionals.
40:00I'll give you instructions.
40:02Am I here?
40:04Yes.
40:06Are you ready?
40:08Yes.
40:10You'll be sad.
40:12You'll remember your boyfriend.
40:14Fall on your side.
40:18Walk slowly.
40:20You'll go to
40:22the plant.
40:24You'll see flowers.
40:26There are flowers.
40:28You'll remember
40:30the flowers he gave you.
40:32There.
40:34Smell it.
40:36There.
40:38It's beautiful.
40:40Okay.
40:42Walk on the other side.
40:44There.
40:46Walk slowly.
40:48You'll feel his arms.
40:50You'll remember his hugs.
40:52His kisses on your neck.
40:54There.
40:56Smile a little.
40:58Don't go too far away.
41:00There.
41:02It's like you're smiling
41:04at your boyfriend.
41:06It's like you're with a girl.
41:08You're so sad.
41:10You're crying.
41:14Okay.
41:16You're in front of a girl.
41:18You're really mad.
41:20You scare her.
41:22Like
41:24animal
42:24foreign
42:50will call you
42:54foreign
43:16foreign
43:24guys
43:40foreign
43:54foreign
44:08foreign
44:24uh
44:38um
44:54foreign
45:08foreign
45:24foreign
45:49good evening and welcome to coffee break
45:52foreign
45:54over a cup of coffee
45:56foreign
45:58foreign
46:00coffee
46:02foreign
46:04relaxation
46:06foreign
46:08foreign
46:10foreign
46:12foreign
46:14foreign
46:16foreign
46:18foreign
46:20foreign
46:22foreign
46:26okay let's drink
46:28today
46:30foreign
46:32foreign
46:34foreign
46:36foreign
46:38foreign
46:40foreign
46:42foreign
46:44foreign
46:46um
46:48gardening
46:50um
46:52painting
46:54foreign
46:56foreign
46:58okay
47:00let's drink
47:02foreign
47:04foreign
47:06foreign
47:08foreign
47:10foreign
47:12wow
47:14foreign
47:24foreign
47:26And then, the first thing I see is the aquarium.
47:30Which one?
47:31The one with a lot of fish.
47:32The aquarium.
47:33When I see an aquarium, I look at it.
47:37They always move.
47:39When they move, I get happy.
47:41The fish is really relaxing.
47:42It's relaxing.
47:43It's different.
47:45Okay, let's drink to that.
47:51Fish Dicho, explain to us what makes you feel relaxed.
47:54What makes me feel relaxed?
47:56What?
47:57I do yoga.
47:58Is that relaxing?
48:00Your...
48:03Yoga.
48:05Meditation.
48:06Oh, yoga.
48:07Yoga.
48:08That's really relaxing.
48:09Let's drink to that.
48:13Again, I would like to thank our number one sponsor of delicious coffee,
48:17Coffee Karma.
48:20I will tell you my secret to make me feel relaxed.
48:23I watch movies.
48:25That's why they say, relax.
48:27Watch a movie.
48:28Watch a movie.
48:29Watch a movie.
48:31It's really relaxing.
48:32Let's drink to that.
48:34And let's continue to thank our sponsor,
48:36Coffee Karma.
48:45Who is that?
48:46We have a phone match.
48:48We have a phone match for Mr. Belayo.
48:51For me?
48:52For you.
48:53Who?
48:54This is the gym instructor.
48:55My instructor?
48:56Are you sure?
48:57Who is that?
48:58Hi, sir.
48:59Hi, sir.
49:00Hi, sir.
49:01I would like to thank you.
49:02I'm happy that you chose me as your instructor.
49:04Who is that?
49:05My instructor?
49:06Are you sure?
49:07Show him.
49:08I don't want to hear it.
49:09It's a battery.
49:10It's a battery.
49:11You can't leave it.
49:12Cut.
49:13Cut.
49:14Cut.
49:19Five.
49:22Four.
49:23Three.
49:24Two.
49:25One.
49:26Cut!
49:27Cut.
49:28That's a loop.
49:29It's a loop.
49:30We have a surprise for everyone.
49:31We have a surprise for everyone.
49:33A surprise?
49:34You can't do that.
49:35I don't like all that.
49:36That's not the point.
49:37That's not the point.
49:39You can't do that.
49:42You can't do all that.
49:43You can't do all that.
49:45You're in the middle.
49:46Don't make a fuss.
49:47There's a bomb.
49:49Don't make a fuss.
49:50It's a bomb!
49:52We don't want that!
49:54We don't want that!
50:00It's over! It's over!
50:02Well, my friends, I hope you learned something
50:04on how to relax.
50:06Until the next coffee break!
50:08Goodbye! Goodbye!
50:10Thank you very much!
50:20Bubblegum!
50:22Bubblegum!
50:34Mr. and Mrs. Enriquez,
50:36what is the reason
50:38why you want to break up?
50:40What can I do? My Mr. is so stingy.
50:42He's spending all our money.
50:44Oh, so you don't need him anymore.
50:46Why?
50:48You can ask him.
50:50What will you pay me?
50:56Mr. Counselor,
50:58you know that
51:00we've been here for a year.
51:02We're here every Sunday
51:04to give counsel.
51:06You always give us good advice.
51:08You showed us
51:10that you're an ideal man.
51:12And because of that,
51:14we decided
51:16to get married.
51:18Oh.
51:20Wait a minute.
51:22Didn't you say
51:24that my advice is good?
51:26Why are you breaking up?
51:28I don't want him anymore.
51:30You're the one I love.
51:32I love you!
51:42Well, I saw your files.
51:44Why didn't you explain to me
51:46what's the problem with your marriage?
51:48Well,
51:50after a few months,
51:52I thought
51:54that I shouldn't give
51:56my wife bad intentions.
51:58Especially that
52:00I don't want to fight with her anymore.
52:02What?
52:04You mean
52:06you're going to break up?
52:08Wait a minute.
52:10She told you that
52:12she doesn't love you anymore.
52:14Why did you decide to break up?
52:16Because I'm not her husband.
52:26Okay.
52:28Good morning.
52:30What's the problem between you two?
52:32He's my husband.
52:34What did you tell him?
52:38I took him to a motel
52:40because he's his secretary.
52:42What?
52:44You don't have any promise?
52:46That's why you didn't pick me up last night.
52:48You're with someone else.
52:56What's the problem,
52:58Mr. and Mrs.?
53:00You know what?
53:02I can't take it anymore.
53:04I can't take it anymore.
53:06I can't take it anymore.
53:08I can't take it anymore.
53:10I can't take it anymore
53:12that he's not talking to me.
53:14And one more thing,
53:16I'm asking him.
53:20I don't want to fight.
53:22I'm not fighting.
53:24I don't want to fight.
53:36What's your problem?
53:38Is this your first time?
53:40Okay, Mr. and Mrs. San Lazaro.
53:42Can you tell us
53:44what's your problem?
53:54Can you tell us?
53:58Mr. and Mrs. Santa Ana,
54:00what's your problem?
54:02Mr. Camilo.
54:08What?
54:10Do you have a problem with
54:12how hard it is for you to win today?
54:16Do you have a problem with your hair?
54:20Mr. and Mrs. Hinete.
54:24Okay.