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00:00 (dramatic music)
00:02 - News, bad, we're bankrupt.
00:06 Oh, I borrowed money to invest in Bitcoin.
00:10 Then the price crashed and I sold at a huge loss.
00:13 We're ruined.
00:14 Oh, sorry, I didn't realize you were watching TV.
00:18 - The tragic impact destroyed the planet Klarg,
00:22 along with its 50 billion inhabitants.
00:25 (laughing)
00:26 - In other news, Morbo, guess what's back?
00:28 - The planet Klarg?
00:30 - Nope, the price of Bitcoin.
00:32 - What?
00:33 - The virtual money is soaring once again,
00:36 leading to a high-tech gold rush.
00:39 - Prospectors are heading west,
00:41 where cheap, filthy electricity beckons the desperate.
00:44 - This gives me a desperate idea.
00:47 - Haven't you learned that Bitcoin
00:49 is just a pyramid scheme for rubes?
00:51 - Yes, and my plan is to exploit those rubes.
00:56 You see, the new mining chips are made from element 81,
01:00 thallium, a rare element found out west.
01:04 I plan to actually mine it,
01:06 then sell it to the Bitcoin miners.
01:09 It's a sure way to repay my loan brokers.
01:12 (gasping)
01:14 - Yo, we're also leg brokers.
01:17 - Goodbye, robot mafia.
01:19 (dramatic music)
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