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00:00 (hammering)
00:02 - Yuletide news, everyone.
00:05 I know how to fix Santa.
00:08 - What? - No kidding.
00:09 - Wow.
00:10 - I just need to sneak up on him
00:11 and reverse the polarity of his naughty dice sensor.
00:15 - But Santa's always on guard against attacks,
00:18 just like me.
00:19 Hi-ya!
00:19 (thud)
00:20 - Ow!
00:21 - You'll never be able to sneak up on him.
00:23 - Not through space, no, but through time, probably.
00:26 You see, Santa's only prepared for an attack
00:29 from the present, so I've been souping up
00:32 my old time machine.
00:34 - Where is it?
00:36 - The question is, when is it?
00:38 And the answer is, right about now.
00:42 (explosion)
00:43 - Whoa. - Wow.
00:45 - It's so amazing, I don't even care that it's on my foot.
00:48 - I've installed a manual transmission with a reverse gear,
00:53 so it can now go backward in time as well as forward.
00:57 - Hurray!
00:57 (thud)
00:58 - My plan is to back up to the year 2801,
01:02 when things first went wrong,
01:04 and materialize behind Santa
01:06 as he exits this very fireplace.
01:09 - Did this building even exist in 2801?
01:12 - Yeah, but back then it was some kind of meat market,
01:15 where butchers would hook up and grain their sausages.
01:18 - Yes, anyway, once there, I'll quickly reverse
01:21 the polarity of Santa's naughty dice sensor,
01:24 then return to the present.
01:26 Problem solved.
01:28 - Um, professor, isn't it risky to go back in time
01:31 and change history?
01:33 - Oh my, yes, but I'll go along to minimize the chance
01:36 of anyone becoming their own grandfather.
01:40 These things happen.
01:41 - No, they don't.
01:43 (thud)
01:45 (silence)
01:47 [BLANK_AUDIO]