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00:00:02 --of a man who had a true dedication.
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00:00:09 I'm honored still to be here today to remember Ted Strauss
00:00:14 and commemorate his generosity, his strength, and his loyalty
00:00:20 to his family and friends.
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00:00:24 We lost him tragically.
00:00:25 Excuse me.
00:00:26 Get me a water, sugar.
00:00:28 But he will never be forgotten, as we
00:00:31 rename the East Wing Barroom to Theodore Thomas Strauss.
00:00:36 I swear to God, if that guy touches my ass one more time,
00:00:38 I'm going to freak.
00:00:39 Which guy?
00:00:40 That guy.
00:00:40 That old guy over there with the shakes.
00:00:42 Oh, the guy who invented the wheel?
00:00:44 [LAUGHTER]
00:00:46 I think he asked me to go to a Civil War reenactment later.
00:00:49 Are you kidding me?
00:00:49 Are you serious?
00:00:50 Yeah.
00:00:51 I'm pretty excited about it.
00:00:52 And you see him use vegetables?
00:00:54 [LAUGHTER]
00:00:55 Yo, fuck Mr. Ragoon.
00:00:56 He can get his own water.
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00:01:02 Get out of the way.
00:01:03 I'm CPR certified.
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00:01:07 Showtime.
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00:03:16 It was mortifying, Doctor.
00:03:24 Yes, I can imagine.
00:03:26 Well, I couldn't have--
00:03:28 he's been doing this for some time, but never in front of me.
00:03:31 And that's why you called me now?
00:03:33 He crossed a line.
00:03:35 These are my friends.
00:03:37 These were my husband's friends.
00:03:39 I understand he passed away.
00:03:41 Three years ago, drowned himself.
00:03:44 It was terrible, but it's time to move on.
00:03:50 Were he and Paul close?
00:03:51 No, they never got along.
00:03:53 No one was really close to that man, not even me.
00:03:57 Look, I don't know what this is all about.
00:04:00 I just need you to make sure it doesn't happen again,
00:04:03 at least not near my club.
00:04:05 Of course, I'll do everything I can.
00:04:07 Thank you, Doctor.
00:04:08 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:04:11 I understand that's how you feel, but I--
00:04:16 yes, but if I could just give you my opinion--
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00:04:21 Yeah, yeah, OK.
00:04:26 Jen and Rob are going to have a kid.
00:04:30 She's pregnant.
00:04:32 I just thought she was telling me this whole time.
00:04:34 She's totally pregnant, totally.
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00:04:39 No, I'm not going there.
00:04:45 I'm not going there.
00:04:45 No, I'll go there.
00:04:48 Mr. Schauss, you can go on in.
00:04:49 Yeah?
00:04:50 Yeah, I'm still at work.
00:04:51 No, it doesn't matter.
00:04:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:04:56 [KNOCKING]
00:04:59 Hello?
00:05:00 Oh, shit.
00:05:01 Fuck.
00:05:02 Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:05:04 I'm sorry.
00:05:05 Fuck.
00:05:06 Oh, you were supposed to--
00:05:07 fuck.
00:05:09 It's fine.
00:05:10 [PHONE RINGING]
00:05:12 Mary?
00:05:16 Yes, Dr. Danzing?
00:05:18 I thought you said I didn't have any more appointments
00:05:19 for the day.
00:05:20 I did.
00:05:21 You did.
00:05:24 I'm sorry, Dr. Danzing.
00:05:26 Go home for the day.
00:05:28 He is my last patient, correct?
00:05:32 What?
00:05:33 Go on.
00:05:35 I'm sorry, Dr. Danzing.
00:05:37 I told you.
00:05:41 It's fine.
00:05:43 Wow.
00:05:44 Fuck.
00:05:45 I really shouldn't be doing this.
00:05:48 Towel the door.
00:05:49 Yeah?
00:05:50 Yeah, towel the door.
00:05:51 What the hell?
00:06:00 [LAUGHING]
00:06:03 [COUGHING]
00:06:11 Bad day?
00:06:12 Something like that.
00:06:14 I'm Greg.
00:06:15 Pluto.
00:06:16 Oh, like the planet?
00:06:17 No, like the Disney character.
00:06:19 Yes, like the planet.
00:06:20 Oh.
00:06:21 Is that short for something?
00:06:23 What would it be short for?
00:06:25 I don't know.
00:06:27 I guess I just never heard of someone being
00:06:29 named after a planet before.
00:06:30 Well, I wasn't.
00:06:32 My name is Paul, and Pluto is the name of a Roman god
00:06:36 that a planet was named after.
00:06:38 That you go by.
00:06:40 Right.
00:06:40 I spoke to your mother yesterday.
00:06:47 I would love to have a copy of that conversation.
00:06:50 Yeah, I didn't expect you to show up.
00:06:51 I'm here.
00:06:52 Right.
00:06:53 So go ahead, Doc.
00:06:56 Fix me.
00:06:58 Well, what is it that you think needs fixing?
00:07:02 No idea.
00:07:03 You're the one who spoke to my mother.
00:07:04 She told me about your little incident at the country club.
00:07:08 Good times.
00:07:10 Yeah, yeah.
00:07:11 So you dress up like other people.
00:07:13 Sure.
00:07:14 You screw with everyone else?
00:07:16 Sort of.
00:07:17 Well, you lie to them about who you are,
00:07:19 and where you're from, what you do.
00:07:20 It's a little more complicated than that.
00:07:23 Well, you're not afraid of getting
00:07:25 caught or hurting someone?
00:07:26 Well, that's half the fun, Greg.
00:07:28 [CHUCKLING]
00:07:29 Ah.
00:07:30 Mm.
00:07:32 I'm not sure if I'm really stoned or just
00:07:35 having trouble understanding.
00:07:38 Give me-- give me an example of a typical day.
00:07:42 Well, it's never the same.
00:07:43 Oh, well, it's got to start from somewhere.
00:07:46 OK.
00:07:47 I guess-- I guess I would start with my hands.
00:07:55 From there, I go wherever my imagination takes me.
00:07:59 But it wouldn't be any fun for me
00:08:00 if you knew any more than that, Greg.
00:08:03 It's mine.
00:08:04 It's my drug.
00:08:05 It's my addiction.
00:08:07 It's the most fun I get to have all day.
00:08:10 What's not to love about it?
00:08:12 I get to be anyone I want to be.
00:08:14 Whatever they would do, I do.
00:08:17 You wouldn't believe the people that I've met,
00:08:20 the things that I've gotten to see.
00:08:22 That would never happen for Paul Strauss.
00:08:25 But for Pluto, for the people I've become,
00:08:29 we get the excitement, the danger, the spontaneity.
00:08:35 My life is not monotonous.
00:08:38 My day is different every day.
00:08:42 Can you say the same?
00:08:43 [SIGHS]
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00:08:49 [BIRDS CHIRPING]
00:08:52 I brought you a sandwich.
00:09:11 What kind?
00:09:16 I don't remember.
00:09:18 You don't remember what kind of sandwich you made for me?
00:09:19 I didn't make it.
00:09:21 Oh.
00:09:22 Who made it?
00:09:23 Rosie.
00:09:24 Oh.
00:09:26 Good.
00:09:27 What do you mean, good?
00:09:29 She makes a better sandwich.
00:09:31 Then who?
00:09:32 Then you.
00:09:34 You know, you're a real asshole.
00:09:36 That's nice, Mother.
00:09:38 I hate it when you smoke.
00:09:40 I'm sorry to hear that.
00:09:42 Didn't you learn anything from your father?
00:09:44 Are you done?
00:09:45 [SIGHS]
00:09:48 Claire tells me you're still being rude to Ben.
00:09:51 I don't like him.
00:09:52 You hate everyone.
00:09:53 I don't hate everyone.
00:09:55 Name one person you don't hate.
00:09:57 Oscar.
00:09:58 Oscar's a cat.
00:09:59 He doesn't count.
00:10:00 I don't hate everyone.
00:10:02 Just a lot of people.
00:10:05 [SIGHS]
00:10:07 [SCOFFS]
00:10:10 How are your sessions going?
00:10:12 They're fine.
00:10:12 [BIRDS CHIRPING]
00:10:16 Aren't you going to eat that sandwich?
00:10:20 I don't even know what kind it is.
00:10:21 [SCOFFS]
00:10:24 Well, I got to run, sweetheart.
00:10:30 It's good to see you doing so well.
00:10:32 What's in that sandwich?
00:10:39 [RUSTLING]
00:10:42 Oh, damn you, Rosie.
00:10:46 She even cut the crust.
00:10:48 I told you.
00:10:50 She's good.
00:10:52 Yeah.
00:10:53 Yeah, she is.
00:10:54 [BIRDS CHIRPING]
00:10:57 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:11:03 Meet Simon.
00:11:06 Simon is sleeping.
00:11:07 Simon is almost always sleeping because he
00:11:10 suffers from a rare disorder known as Klein-Levin syndrome.
00:11:14 Some symptoms include excessive food intake, irritability,
00:11:19 disorientation, hallucinations, and an abnormally
00:11:23 uninhibited sex drive.
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00:11:35 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:11:38 Hello?
00:11:41 Hey, you're awake.
00:11:42 Yeah, tried going to an audition this morning.
00:11:45 How'd that go?
00:11:46 I don't want to talk about it.
00:11:49 Where are you going?
00:11:51 Out with Claire and her boyfriend.
00:11:53 Douchebag.
00:11:54 That's the one.
00:11:55 He's a very nice boy, Pluto.
00:11:57 You think everyone's nice.
00:11:59 No, you just hate everyone.
00:12:01 That's what my mother said, too.
00:12:04 Pick one.
00:12:06 Don't scare this guy away.
00:12:07 OK, I'll pick one.
00:12:09 This is unhealthy, Pluto.
00:12:12 My mother says hi, by the way.
00:12:14 Hi.
00:12:18 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:12:21 Oh, shit.
00:12:22 Give me a second.
00:12:24 I told you not to call at this time.
00:12:26 I'm sorry.
00:12:27 I had to talk to you.
00:12:29 This really isn't a good time.
00:12:30 If my wife--
00:12:30 I don't want to hear about your wife.
00:12:33 No, honey.
00:12:34 No, did you try--
00:12:35 Try the left door?
00:12:36 No, no, no, no, the other door.
00:12:38 Hold on, I'll be right there.
00:12:39 Look, I really have to go.
00:12:40 I need to see you again.
00:12:42 I don't know if that's possible.
00:12:43 Make it possible.
00:12:44 Look, I have to go.
00:12:45 Don't call this number again.
00:12:46 Wait, I really need to--
00:12:48 Who was that?
00:12:49 Some lady.
00:12:51 You sleep with her?
00:12:52 Maybe.
00:12:53 She thinks you're married.
00:12:56 Maybe.
00:12:57 That's real nice, Pluto.
00:12:59 What?
00:12:59 You're cheating.
00:13:00 On who?
00:13:01 I don't have a wife.
00:13:02 But she thinks you do.
00:13:03 Right, so really, she is the cheater.
00:13:06 Is she married?
00:13:08 Not that I know of.
00:13:09 Fuck, I hope not.
00:13:11 Seriously, you need to come up with a new hobby.
00:13:13 Why?
00:13:14 This is so much fun.
00:13:16 Plus, I get late sometimes.
00:13:17 That does not happen for Pluto.
00:13:19 Could, you know, if you act like a normal human being
00:13:21 and talk to a woman as, I don't know, yourself.
00:13:23 Nah, I gave that up a long time ago.
00:13:26 Probably around the same time that Olivia Whitfield
00:13:28 rejected me.
00:13:29 Again with this girl.
00:13:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:13:34 Olivia Whitfield.
00:13:35 Oh, you remember her.
00:13:42 From the third grade to the sixth grade, we were in love.
00:13:46 We probably would have been together forever
00:13:48 if her father didn't get a job across the country
00:13:51 and move her away from me.
00:13:53 That is not how it happened at all.
00:13:56 OK, I was not that gay.
00:13:59 A little less gay.
00:14:00 What?
00:14:01 Yeah, a little less.
00:14:03 That's not how it happened at all.
00:14:07 That's better.
00:14:09 We both know she had a crush on me.
00:14:11 She rejected you many times.
00:14:16 You cried on my shoulder.
00:14:17 It's OK, little buddy.
00:14:18 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:14:22 [APPLAUSE]
00:14:26 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:14:31 You want to come along tonight?
00:14:33 So you make Claire's boyfriend cry again?
00:14:35 I'll pass.
00:14:36 It's great.
00:14:38 Really?
00:14:38 Really, really.
00:14:40 Do you like the style?
00:14:40 I don't know.
00:14:41 I'm nervous about the style.
00:14:43 It's different, you know?
00:14:44 The style's great, baby.
00:14:46 You don't think it's different?
00:14:47 It's very different.
00:14:49 Yeah, but like great different, right?
00:14:50 Not like this sucks different?
00:14:52 Like awesome different.
00:14:54 Awesome different.
00:14:56 I'm proud of you.
00:14:57 I'm just so glad it's done.
00:14:59 Totally.
00:15:00 Do you think your brother might do it?
00:15:02 What?
00:15:03 I don't know.
00:15:04 I think he'd be really great.
00:15:05 I know he probably hasn't acted in an actual play
00:15:08 since like childhood, but I based a lot of the lead off
00:15:11 of him, and I don't know.
00:15:12 I think that he would get it more than anybody else.
00:15:15 We're thinking of the same person, right?
00:15:17 Yeah, you think he'd do it?
00:15:19 He doesn't know the first thing about acting, Ben.
00:15:22 How is it any different than what he's doing right now?
00:15:25 I don't know.
00:15:26 Well, I should be able to at least ask him.
00:15:28 I mean, I'm going to be his brother-in-law eventually.
00:15:31 Ben.
00:15:32 What, am I wrong?
00:15:34 No.
00:15:35 No.
00:15:37 I mean, I know he hates me.
00:15:40 He doesn't hate you.
00:15:42 He's like that with everyone.
00:15:43 No, Claire, he hates me.
00:15:45 Why do you say that?
00:15:46 He calls me a douchebag to my face.
00:15:49 Well, maybe he's just joking.
00:15:52 Memorial Day weekend in the park?
00:15:55 Remember when he pretended to be retarded?
00:15:57 Douchebag, douchebag, douchebag, douchebag, douchebag,
00:16:01 douchebag, douchebag.
00:16:04 It's not funny.
00:16:05 I got beat up by two middle-aged women.
00:16:07 That was really awful, and come to think of it, offensive.
00:16:10 Yeah, and not to mention, I don't know, wrong?
00:16:14 Well, at least he paid for the hospital bills.
00:16:16 No, your family paid for them.
00:16:17 - They did, he didn't pay for anything.
00:16:20 Just 'cause you have money,
00:16:22 doesn't mean you can do whatever you want.
00:16:23 - No, I don't.
00:16:24 - I just don't know what he has against me.
00:16:25 I'm always so nice to him.
00:16:27 - I know, you're so good, baby.
00:16:29 - Really?
00:16:30 - Really, really.
00:16:32 - Okay, I love you.
00:16:33 - I love you, too.
00:16:34 - I just really hope he's not retarded again tonight.
00:16:38 - Douchebag, douchebag, douchebag, douchebag.
00:16:41 Douchebag, douchebag.
00:16:43 - Yeah, me, too.
00:16:45 ♪ Let proud poets preach, let lost lovers lie ♪
00:16:48 ♪ Just let me reside in your dreams tonight ♪
00:16:53 (audience applauding)
00:16:56 (gentle guitar music)
00:17:01 (man mumbling)
00:17:05 - What did you just tell that kid?
00:17:12 - That I'm going to sign his band to my music agency.
00:17:16 - But you don't have a music agency.
00:17:18 - Yes, Ben, that's right.
00:17:21 I do not actually have a music agency.
00:17:24 - Why did you do that?
00:17:25 - I'm just having a little fun.
00:17:26 - At what expense?
00:17:27 - I didn't hurt anyone.
00:17:28 - Yet those kids think that something really great
00:17:30 just happened to them.
00:17:31 - Why is that a bad thing?
00:17:33 - 'Cause it's a lie, 'cause nothing happened to them.
00:17:35 - Sure it did.
00:17:36 - What happened?
00:17:37 They're gonna be in the same place tomorrow
00:17:38 that they are today.
00:17:40 - Okay, but tonight they'll celebrate.
00:17:42 Tonight they will feel great.
00:17:44 - Yeah, but what about tomorrow?
00:17:47 - I won't be here tomorrow.
00:17:49 - I think that's pretty selfish, Bruda.
00:17:51 - I disagree.
00:17:51 - How?
00:17:52 - Oh, well, Ben, it's actually not that hard.
00:17:54 All I do is take the previous statement and negate it,
00:17:57 and therefore I've not agreed with it, i.e. disagree.
00:18:01 - Don't be an asshole.
00:18:02 - That's what mom said too.
00:18:03 - How can you possibly think that that's not selfish?
00:18:05 - Well, A, because this has nothing to do with me,
00:18:08 and B, because, okay, they're not gaining anything,
00:18:12 but they're not losing anything either.
00:18:14 Because of me, tonight their night
00:18:16 will be a little bit better.
00:18:17 - That's retarded.
00:18:19 - That is not a very nice word, Ben.
00:18:21 I thought we learned that this summer.
00:18:22 - Ludo, stop.
00:18:23 - Why do you hang out with this guy?
00:18:25 - Paul.
00:18:26 - Does this work out your daddy issues?
00:18:27 - I gotta go.
00:18:31 - More people to lie to?
00:18:32 - No, silly.
00:18:34 - More people to excite.
00:18:36 (upbeat music)
00:18:38 - I told you, he hates me.
00:18:42 (upbeat music)
00:18:47 - Wake up.
00:19:04 Wake up, Simon, wake up.
00:19:06 I need your help.
00:19:07 - I'm sleeping.
00:19:08 - It's two o'clock in the afternoon, Simon.
00:19:09 I need your help.
00:19:10 - It's a disease, Pluto.
00:19:12 If I could wake up, I would.
00:19:13 - You can.
00:19:14 You can for me.
00:19:15 Now get up.
00:19:16 - What is it?
00:19:17 I'm going back to sleep.
00:19:19 - No, no, no, no, no.
00:19:20 Get up.
00:19:21 This is important.
00:19:22 This is serious.
00:19:23 (sighing)
00:19:23 Seventh grade talent show.
00:19:25 You begged me for weeks to sing "Bosom Buddies"
00:19:27 from the musical "Mane."
00:19:29 It's a female duet, Simon, but I did it.
00:19:32 I did it because you begged.
00:19:34 - This is me begging.
00:19:35 - Okay.
00:19:38 Okay.
00:19:40 What is it?
00:19:42 - I saw her today.
00:19:43 - Who?
00:19:44 - Olivia.
00:19:44 - Well, how did you know it was her?
00:19:47 - She looked exactly the same.
00:19:49 - Creepy.
00:19:50 - She's age 15 years, Simon.
00:19:53 I just knew it was her.
00:19:55 - Was it a talk to her?
00:19:57 - Not exactly.
00:19:57 - Oh my God, you followed her.
00:20:00 - I just, I walked in the same direction.
00:20:03 - But she went to the park, to my spot in the park.
00:20:06 What are the chances?
00:20:10 - I'll be here tomorrow.
00:20:14 I'm here like every day.
00:20:15 - Listen, I need to come up with the best person
00:20:20 I've ever come up with.
00:20:21 The sexiest, most appealing guy you can think of.
00:20:24 - She's not blind, Pluto.
00:20:27 I mean, if she saw you, she's gonna know who you are.
00:20:30 - Oh my God.
00:20:31 She's not blind, right?
00:20:33 - No, she didn't see me, I hid.
00:20:35 - Maybe you're getting a little too excited about this.
00:20:38 She might recognize you when she does see you.
00:20:40 And what if she has a boyfriend?
00:20:42 - I'll cross that bridge when I get there.
00:20:44 - Okay, well, let's say you do impress this girl.
00:20:47 Then what?
00:20:48 If she's so special,
00:20:49 wouldn't you want to impress her as yourself?
00:20:51 - What's impressive about me?
00:20:53 I'm just like everybody else, okay?
00:20:55 Everyone else isn't impressive.
00:20:57 I need to be better than everyone else.
00:20:59 What do women like?
00:21:01 - Their boyfriends?
00:21:02 - You don't know if she has a boyfriend.
00:21:04 - Pluto.
00:21:05 - Please.
00:21:06 - I love a cute European guy.
00:21:09 - Okay, hey, yeah, yeah, that's good.
00:21:11 - What languages have you studied?
00:21:13 - My Latin is impeccable.
00:21:14 - Pluto.
00:21:15 - Any ideas?
00:21:16 - I dated a French guy before.
00:21:20 He was adorable.
00:21:22 - Oh yeah?
00:21:23 - Oh my God, yes.
00:21:25 So hot.
00:21:26 I mean, I couldn't tell you half the shit he said to me,
00:21:28 but it didn't matter.
00:21:30 - There's just something about that cute little accent.
00:21:32 I should really call him.
00:21:35 - What was his name?
00:21:36 - Sebastian.
00:21:39 - Oh, I like that.
00:21:41 - Are you gonna see this girl again?
00:21:43 - Definitely.
00:21:44 - Well, tell her I said, "Hey, girl."
00:21:45 - I'm gonna go practice this accent.
00:21:47 - Great, fine, whatever.
00:21:49 Let me know how it works out.
00:21:50 And when I get up, I'm gonna find that tape
00:21:53 from the talent show and put it on YouTube.
00:21:56 - I'll kill you.
00:21:58 ♪ We'll always be bosom buddies ♪
00:22:02 ♪ Friends, sisters, and pals ♪
00:22:06 ♪ We'll always be ♪
00:22:09 ♪ Buddies ♪
00:22:11 (gentle music)
00:22:26 - I married her.
00:22:28 - She didn't show up.
00:22:31 I was sure she would.
00:22:32 I wasn't going back.
00:22:33 That was it, she lost her chance.
00:22:35 - Had you planned on meeting?
00:22:36 - No, no, we never actually talked about it or anything,
00:22:39 but I expected her there.
00:22:40 And then I got angry and sad,
00:22:43 and I thought about doing some really awful things.
00:22:46 - A five, six, seven, eight.
00:22:48 (upbeat music)
00:22:54 - When I ask for a right batma and a double,
00:22:57 I better get a right batma and a double.
00:22:59 What is this, people, community theater?
00:23:01 - Now, as your guidance counselor,
00:23:04 I would recommend taking my advice.
00:23:07 Have you considered clown college?
00:23:10 (screams)
00:23:13 - Wait, you robbed someone?
00:23:15 - No, Greg, I didn't do any of those things.
00:23:17 What kind of person do you think I am?
00:23:18 - I'm sorry.
00:23:19 - It's all right.
00:23:20 - No, that was so rude of me.
00:23:21 I really shouldn't have done that.
00:23:22 - I appreciate the concern.
00:23:24 And the wallet saves us a lot of time.
00:23:25 - Yeah, having to call and cancel the credit cards.
00:23:27 - And getting a new license at the DMV is the worst.
00:23:30 - The worst.
00:23:31 - I don't even think I have much money in here.
00:23:33 Nope, $6, look at that.
00:23:35 - Six bucks.
00:23:35 - A waste of everyone's time in the end.
00:23:37 I don't even have a gun.
00:23:38 (laughs)
00:23:40 - Oh, well, nice to have met you guys.
00:23:45 - Yeah, you too.
00:23:46 Hey, good luck with Olivia.
00:23:47 - Yeah, I hope she shows up
00:23:48 the next time you go looking for her.
00:23:49 - Thanks, you know, I'm really just frustrated.
00:23:51 I really--
00:23:52 - You said you didn't do that.
00:23:54 - I didn't.
00:23:55 I went back to wait for her the next day after all.
00:23:57 - Excuse me, sir.
00:24:00 Could I just take a moment of your time?
00:24:02 - Hold on.
00:24:03 - Oh, I'm sorry.
00:24:04 Do you not speak English?
00:24:05 - Oui.
00:24:06 - Oh, good, 'cause the first thing you said to me
00:24:08 was in French and that was in French.
00:24:11 I'm sorry, do you speak English?
00:24:13 - Yes.
00:24:14 - Oh, good, oui, oui.
00:24:15 Well, could I just take one minute of your time?
00:24:19 - Can we sit?
00:24:20 - Sit?
00:24:21 I am in no rush, are you?
00:24:24 - No, I guess not.
00:24:25 - So, let's sit, please, s'il vous plaît.
00:24:28 - Hi, I'm Olivia.
00:24:32 - Sebastian.
00:24:33 - Oh, what a nice name.
00:24:34 Nobody here has nice names like that anymore.
00:24:36 I mean, everything's so typical and bland.
00:24:39 I was in Europe for a year for study abroad in college.
00:24:42 Everyone there had such great names.
00:24:44 - Did you visit France?
00:24:46 - Yeah, I was in Paris for like a week.
00:24:48 It was amazing.
00:24:49 - How was your French?
00:24:51 - Oh, terrible, I can't speak a word of it.
00:24:53 Oh, oh, I totally forgot why we were here.
00:24:55 I'm with RHM, we're a human rights group.
00:24:59 We focus mainly on financially tripled families like me.
00:25:02 - I am afraid I do not have much money to help you.
00:25:07 - Oh, no, that's okay.
00:25:09 Any compensation can help, really.
00:25:11 If you just give me your info, I can send you details.
00:25:13 You can send in a check of however much you want.
00:25:15 And if you're just being nice to me, that's okay, too.
00:25:19 But it's really a great program to learn about.
00:25:23 Why don't you just give me your info
00:25:26 and you can decide for yourself.
00:25:28 - How about this?
00:25:30 How about we sit right here
00:25:33 and you tell me everything that I need to know?
00:25:38 - Well, I kind of have to go around a little more.
00:25:42 I'm supposed to cover this whole area by a certain hour.
00:25:45 - Oh.
00:25:47 But I'll be here tomorrow.
00:25:49 Will you be around?
00:25:51 - I will be right here.
00:25:54 - You know, something about you looks so familiar.
00:25:57 I don't know, just something about your face.
00:25:59 You remind me of someone or something.
00:26:02 Do you get that a lot?
00:26:04 - Not usually.
00:26:05 - Maybe we met in Paris.
00:26:07 - Maybe it's destiny.
00:26:08 - Whoa, I don't know about that.
00:26:10 - Am I using the wrong word?
00:26:13 - No, it's just a little--
00:26:17 - Dramatic.
00:26:18 Oh, no, no, I hate the taste, but you go ahead.
00:26:27 I'll see you tomorrow, Sebastian.
00:26:31 - Au revoir, Olivia.
00:26:32 - Au revoir.
00:26:33 - Oh my God.
00:26:39 (upbeat music)
00:26:43 (car engine revving)
00:26:46 - Well, hello there, sir.
00:26:50 My name is Steve.
00:26:51 I'm gonna go right ahead and be your server today, okay?
00:26:54 We're gonna kick off with the specials.
00:26:55 We have the soup of the day, the tomato bisque.
00:26:57 Our fish of the day is the black and salmon--
00:26:59 - Yeah, I'm not gonna be ordering any of that shit.
00:27:00 Can you just go get me a coffee?
00:27:01 Black, thanks.
00:27:02 I'm gonna be meeting someone any minute.
00:27:05 - Oh, okay, yeah, I'll get that while you're waiting.
00:27:08 - Thanks.
00:27:11 (upbeat music)
00:27:14 - Excuse me, sir.
00:27:15 Would you mind if I joined you for a few moments?
00:27:19 - Yeah, I guess for a minute.
00:27:22 - Thank you, thank you.
00:27:23 I just, I hate sitting alone.
00:27:26 - Why, hello there, madam.
00:27:29 How are you today?
00:27:31 - I'm fine, thank you.
00:27:32 - Coffee, sir?
00:27:32 Would you like to eat today's specials?
00:27:34 - No, no, no, she's not gonna stay.
00:27:35 - Yes, I would love to.
00:27:37 - Oh, would you?
00:27:38 That's great.
00:27:39 All right, then, today we have the soup of the day
00:27:41 that's made of bisque, very good soup,
00:27:43 very good, banging, bisque, banging, okay?
00:27:46 The fish of the day is the black and salmon.
00:27:48 We went right ahead and blackened that up for you.
00:27:51 And that's gonna about conclude the specials for today.
00:27:54 All right?
00:27:55 - Yes.
00:27:56 - Oh, please, you don't have to.
00:27:57 Thank you, please, thank you.
00:27:57 - That was a wonderful presentation.
00:28:01 - Thank you, thank you.
00:28:03 - I will have a glass of water.
00:28:06 - Of course.
00:28:07 (gentle music)
00:28:09 - This is my grandson, Stuart.
00:28:22 Isn't he adorable?
00:28:25 - Yeah, he's great.
00:28:27 - Yes, he's adorable.
00:28:30 May I ask you something?
00:28:36 - Sure.
00:28:37 - A sweet old lady comes and asks you for some company
00:28:41 and you won't even give her the time of day.
00:28:43 Why is that?
00:28:45 - Look, I'm sorry, I'm just,
00:28:46 I'm waiting here for someone and it's really important.
00:28:47 - This is why you don't deserve my sister.
00:28:51 - What?
00:28:52 - You heard me, you little shit.
00:28:54 - Pluto?
00:28:56 - You see, she can do a lot better than you.
00:28:59 To be frank, I fucking hate you.
00:29:03 I think that you are a real douchebag, Ben.
00:29:07 - Who the fuck are you?
00:29:10 You're dressed up like an old woman, you're sick, man.
00:29:12 - You're saying pretty awful things
00:29:13 to an old lady in a public place.
00:29:15 - You are not a fucking old lady.
00:29:18 Hey, everyone, look at this asshole.
00:29:20 This is not an old lady.
00:29:22 This is a man dressed up in an old lady's suit.
00:29:25 - I can't believe how retarded I am.
00:29:27 You're clearly wearing a mask.
00:29:29 - Ben, is everything okay?
00:29:30 - Yes, yes, Stephen, yes, yes, I'm fine.
00:29:33 Yes, he's my son, he's just on a short break
00:29:36 from the Levinson Institute down the road.
00:29:40 - Take it easy, sir, he's lying to you.
00:29:42 - If you don't calm down,
00:29:43 I'm gonna have to go right ahead and ask you to leave.
00:29:45 - Oh, eat me, Steve.
00:29:47 - Oh, my heavens, sir.
00:29:49 - Stephen, Stephen, dear, thank you,
00:29:50 thank you for your help.
00:29:51 I have a very kind of you, very kind.
00:29:54 - Thank you.
00:29:54 (gentle music)
00:29:58 (car engine roaring)
00:30:01 - My sister told me that you wanted to ask me
00:30:07 to be in your play.
00:30:08 Ben, I wouldn't be in your fucking play
00:30:11 if Shakespeare himself helped you write it.
00:30:14 - Douchebag.
00:30:16 (car engine roaring)
00:30:21 (gentle music)
00:30:25 (gentle music)
00:30:27 - I used to work at a cafe last summer.
00:30:44 God, it was so awful.
00:30:46 - Why?
00:30:47 - I don't know, shitty pay, shitty boss.
00:30:50 You know, I remember running home
00:30:53 literally every time I left work.
00:30:56 I mean, not the whole way, I would walk
00:30:58 'cause it was pretty close,
00:30:59 but as soon as I got around the corner to my house,
00:31:01 I would just, phew, just take off.
00:31:03 - Like when you have to go to the bathroom,
00:31:06 is that close to the toilet?
00:31:08 - Yeah, exactly.
00:31:11 Oh, that was my favorite part of the day,
00:31:12 just the running.
00:31:14 I felt like a little kid again, you know?
00:31:17 I mean, how often is it that you see grown adults running?
00:31:20 - Malasons.
00:31:22 - Okay, that doesn't count.
00:31:23 No, it's usually when it's something bad
00:31:27 or like something's wrong,
00:31:29 but that's not how it was at all.
00:31:31 Ask me something.
00:31:36 Ask me anything.
00:31:37 - Anything?
00:31:40 - Yeah, go for it.
00:31:40 - What do you want to do with your life?
00:31:47 - That's a loaded question.
00:31:50 - You said anything.
00:31:51 It seems like an important thing to know about a person.
00:31:56 - Well, I guess I don't really know.
00:31:59 - Me either.
00:32:02 - Really?
00:32:03 - Really, really.
00:32:04 - Well, do you think that's a bad thing?
00:32:07 - I think it is what it is,
00:32:12 but at least you have something
00:32:13 that you are passionate about,
00:32:15 something that you believe in.
00:32:17 - I guess.
00:32:19 I mean, honestly, it's just something
00:32:20 that helped pass the time.
00:32:22 My heart's not in it.
00:32:24 I mean, I feel good.
00:32:24 I'm legitimately helping people,
00:32:26 but I don't know.
00:32:28 It's not enough.
00:32:29 I'm lonely here, you know?
00:32:31 And you wouldn't think it would be in this city,
00:32:33 but it is.
00:32:35 And it's probably why I'm babbling
00:32:37 to a complete stranger.
00:32:38 - Hey, not a complete stranger.
00:32:41 New friend.
00:32:42 - You know this can only end badly, right?
00:32:45 - Yeah, but it'll be a great story.
00:32:47 - But you came in here so excited,
00:32:49 so energetic.
00:32:51 It's great to hear someone talk
00:32:52 about another person like that.
00:32:53 It's infectious.
00:32:55 - So now I'm living vicariously through you, Pluto.
00:32:59 Why do you want to screw this up?
00:33:01 - Well, it's too late now, don't you think?
00:33:03 - No, I don't.
00:33:04 I think if you told her now,
00:33:05 maybe you could pass it off as a joke
00:33:07 of one or two time thing, you know?
00:33:09 Kind of weird, sure,
00:33:11 but women love to laugh.
00:33:13 At least most women do.
00:33:15 It'll give her a good laugh.
00:33:18 - No, she wouldn't buy that.
00:33:20 I'll just pretend as long as I can.
00:33:22 - Are you afraid of having something real?
00:33:24 - What?
00:33:25 - Something real between two people.
00:33:27 - No.
00:33:28 - You go around hiding behind these people you make up.
00:33:33 Now why is it fair for you to ask someone
00:33:34 to care for someone who doesn't even care about himself?
00:33:37 - Are you married, Greg?
00:33:38 - Yeah, yes, I am.
00:33:42 - And how's that work out for you?
00:33:44 - It's fine.
00:33:47 - Why do you ask?
00:33:48 - Well, the first time I came in here,
00:33:50 you were getting high in your office.
00:33:52 You don't really strike me as the pothead type,
00:33:54 so I figure something must be stressing you out.
00:33:58 Not getting laid?
00:33:59 - Not really any of your business, Paul.
00:34:02 - Pluto.
00:34:03 - Right, Pluto.
00:34:04 Why did you get so defensive when I asked you a question?
00:34:06 - Why'd you get so defensive when I brought up your wife?
00:34:08 - That's enough talk about my wife.
00:34:10 - Okay.
00:34:11 Sorry, you don't need to get all goodwill hunting on me.
00:34:15 - It's fine.
00:34:16 (soft music)
00:34:19 - So, um, so I've been dreaming in cartoon.
00:34:26 - What?
00:34:27 - Yeah, it's weird, I know.
00:34:29 - Actually, it sounds kinda cool.
00:34:31 Are you the cartoon, or is the entire dream a cartoon?
00:34:35 - The whole thing.
00:34:36 I'm not always me, too.
00:34:37 I mean, I'm always there, but it's weird.
00:34:40 I don't even really remember it often,
00:34:41 but last night's was pretty vivid.
00:34:44 - Oh yeah?
00:34:45 - Yeah, kinda depressing, really.
00:34:47 You see, there was no color.
00:34:49 It was all in black and white.
00:34:50 And I was this little mouse,
00:34:52 living in one of those semicircle holes
00:34:53 in the family's kitchen
00:34:54 that you only actually see in cartoons.
00:34:57 And all around the room,
00:34:58 there were these random vases and containers.
00:35:00 And every so often, this guy would drop something
00:35:02 inside of the containers, but I could never see his face.
00:35:05 It was always covered, like that Magritte painting
00:35:08 with the apple.
00:35:09 But the thing that he dropped inside,
00:35:11 I know that I want it.
00:35:13 I need it.
00:35:15 So I decide to climb to the tallest
00:35:17 and highest one of these containers
00:35:18 because I'm gonna get it.
00:35:20 But when I finally get to the top, I fall in.
00:35:23 Suddenly, I'm surrounded by coins,
00:35:25 and every time I try to get out,
00:35:26 the man with the covered face hits me
00:35:28 on top of the head with another one.
00:35:30 So I lay there, alone.
00:35:33 Have you ever died in a dream, Greg?
00:35:36 It's an awful thing.
00:35:38 That's what this felt like.
00:35:40 Suddenly, I'm in this grocery store,
00:35:44 and the man with the covered face is counting his change
00:35:46 in one of those coin counting machines,
00:35:48 and I fall out, a dead mouse in a pool of money.
00:35:53 And then I woke up, but I don't take dreams too seriously.
00:36:00 - Well, what do you think it means?
00:36:03 - Nothing.
00:36:05 I think it's a random assortment of ideas
00:36:06 and thoughts meshed together in my head.
00:36:08 - Well, you brought it up for a reason.
00:36:11 (dramatic music)
00:36:13 Poor mouse never even had a chance.
00:36:17 - I'm sorry, Mrs. Danzing, I...
00:36:21 Okay.
00:36:22 No, I...
00:36:25 Mm-hmm.
00:36:27 There's no need to curse, Mrs. Danzing.
00:36:30 I'm gonna transfer you right now.
00:36:37 - Mary was, was that Dr. Danzing's wife?
00:36:40 - I don't, I don't really think I'm supposed
00:36:44 to share that sort of information.
00:36:47 - Oh, Mary, it's not a big deal.
00:36:48 We'll keep it between us.
00:36:50 - Well, yeah, yeah, that was her.
00:36:54 Yeah.
00:36:55 And she's, she's, she's a bitch.
00:36:57 She's a huge bitch.
00:36:58 You know, she's just, she, you look at her,
00:37:02 and you can tell she's a mean person.
00:37:03 She probably stabs her friends in the back, right?
00:37:05 One of those bitches.
00:37:06 You know what I'm talking about, right?
00:37:09 She's one of those bitches that all the other bitches
00:37:10 love to talk about, but then when she comes around,
00:37:13 they clam up because they only wish
00:37:15 they could be as bitchy as she is.
00:37:17 She probably has some big bitch trophy at home
00:37:18 that reads, "I'm the world's biggest bitch,
00:37:20 "and if you argue with me, or blink, or breathe,
00:37:23 "or do anything, I will shove this bitch trophy up your ass!"
00:37:26 That kind of bitch, yeah.
00:37:28 - Are you okay?
00:37:32 - I'm fine.
00:37:35 - I have a picture of her.
00:37:37 From last Christmas party here.
00:37:41 Judge for yourself.
00:37:42 Pretty, right?
00:37:44 But a huge bitch.
00:37:45 - Well, that's a coincidence.
00:37:48 - What is?
00:37:49 - Oh, no, I can see right here in this picture.
00:37:53 What a bitch.
00:37:53 - I'll take my hand off.
00:37:55 How is that a coincidence?
00:37:59 - I'll see you next week, Mary.
00:38:01 - Okay, honey.
00:38:01 Stupid.
00:38:04 Stupid bitch.
00:38:05 Okay.
00:38:09 (gentle music)
00:38:14 ♪ Oh, goodbye my Coney Island baby ♪
00:38:31 ♪ Farewell my own true love, true love ♪
00:38:33 - Bye-bye, honey.
00:38:34 ♪ I'm gonna go away and leave you ♪
00:38:38 ♪ Never to see you, Annie ♪
00:38:40 ♪ Never gonna see you, Annie ♪
00:38:42 ♪ I'm gonna say the words that very most ♪
00:38:43 - You have to be fucking kidding me.
00:38:45 - Come on, now.
00:38:46 - Pluto. - No.
00:38:47 ♪ I can't return again ♪
00:38:49 ♪ So goodbye my ever so long-term ♪
00:38:51 - Come on, come on, let's go.
00:38:52 Let's go.
00:38:53 (groans)
00:38:54 ♪ Goodbye my Coney Island ♪
00:38:55 ♪ Goodbye my Coney Island ♪
00:38:57 ♪ Goodbye my Coney Island baby ♪
00:38:59 ♪ Goodbye my Coney Island ♪
00:39:02 - I don't suppose you wanna smoke?
00:39:07 - Your mother is pretty pissed off.
00:39:09 - Okay.
00:39:10 - Do you not care at all?
00:39:11 - I didn't do anything wrong.
00:39:13 - This isn't normal, Pluto.
00:39:14 Do you realize that?
00:39:15 What you're doing is not something that people do every day.
00:39:18 It is out of the ordinary.
00:39:20 It is abnormal.
00:39:21 And your mom is really upset.
00:39:24 She doesn't like this at all.
00:39:25 You know she could cut off your funds.
00:39:27 - No, she can't.
00:39:27 - Yes, she can.
00:39:28 Your father's money is in her name.
00:39:29 We just talked about it.
00:39:30 - I don't see what the big deal is.
00:39:32 - Because it's not healthy, Pluto.
00:39:34 You can't lie to people the way you do.
00:39:37 What would you do?
00:39:39 - What?
00:39:40 - What would you do if you had no more money?
00:39:42 You couldn't afford that expensive apartment of yours.
00:39:44 You know, you'd have to get a job.
00:39:46 Ooh, you'd have to pay for your rent,
00:39:48 your health insurance, your cell phone bill.
00:39:50 You need to buy food.
00:39:51 - Okay, I got it.
00:39:52 (sighs)
00:39:54 - Look, I'm going to prescribe you something.
00:40:02 - I don't need it.
00:40:03 - It's benzodiazepine, a generic form of Xanax.
00:40:08 It's often used to treat people
00:40:10 with tension, anxiety, and depression.
00:40:13 - I'm not crazy.
00:40:15 - It's pretty strong.
00:40:18 People get hooked on it pretty easily,
00:40:21 so only take it when you feel like doing what you do.
00:40:24 - Is this because I brought up your wife?
00:40:25 Look, man, I meant no harm, okay?
00:40:27 - I can't force you to take this,
00:40:30 but it's my medical recommendation.
00:40:31 - I'm disappointed in you, Greg.
00:40:50 - Oh, fuck.
00:40:50 What the hell, man?
00:40:56 - You need some cash?
00:40:58 - Put it up.
00:41:01 I'm sleeping.
00:41:02 - What else is new?
00:41:03 - What's your problem?
00:41:06 - We're back.
00:41:08 What did I fucking say?
00:41:12 - I'm sorry.
00:41:14 - Do you have problems following simple directions?
00:41:16 I said one fucking person.
00:41:17 - I couldn't leave him at my parents' house alone.
00:41:19 I'm sorry.
00:41:20 - For five fucking minutes, he couldn't be alone.
00:41:22 - His mom doesn't like me, man.
00:41:24 - I wonder why.
00:41:25 - What's your problem?
00:41:26 - You're my fucking problem, asshole.
00:41:28 Do you want this shit or not?
00:41:29 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, we want it.
00:41:31 - 100 bucks.
00:41:32 - That's ridiculous.
00:41:33 - Get the fuck out of my car.
00:41:34 - Dude.
00:41:35 - Get the fuck out now.
00:41:36 - No, no, here, here, here, here.
00:41:38 - It's in the dashboard.
00:41:40 Put the shit in there, too.
00:41:46 Now get the fuck out of my car.
00:41:48 (upbeat music)
00:42:03 (upbeat music)
00:42:05 (upbeat music)
00:42:08 (upbeat music)
00:42:10 (upbeat music)
00:42:13 (upbeat music)
00:42:16 (upbeat music)
00:42:31 (upbeat music)
00:42:42 (upbeat music)
00:42:45 (upbeat music)
00:42:54 (upbeat music)
00:43:10 (upbeat music)
00:43:12 (upbeat music)
00:43:24 - I don't wanna leave,
00:43:33 but I have to go catch a train back to Jersey tomorrow.
00:43:36 But can I see you the day after?
00:43:40 - You will see me as long as you want to.
00:43:43 - Good, 'cause I don't wanna see you the day after.
00:43:47 And maybe the day after that.
00:43:49 And probably the day after that.
00:43:51 And I guess we'll see about the day after that.
00:43:55 - Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:44:04 That's that guy from the van.
00:44:06 That's the dude that ripped us off, dude.
00:44:09 - Who?
00:44:10 - Him, that mo right there.
00:44:12 That's the dude from the van, man.
00:44:14 - The guy in the van?
00:44:14 - Yeah.
00:44:15 - I don't think so, man.
00:44:16 - No, that's definitely him, dude.
00:44:17 That asshole owes me a hundred bucks.
00:44:19 Come on.
00:44:19 - Hey, Ben.
00:44:27 You're here today, got a couple cavities to do.
00:44:29 Done this before.
00:44:30 It's really pretty easy.
00:44:32 First thing I'm gonna do is tip you back just a little bit.
00:44:34 Just this light.
00:44:37 That's good.
00:44:39 Little bit of Novocaine.
00:44:40 Hold on.
00:44:43 Matthew.
00:44:44 Ben, Matthew's here.
00:44:45 Matthew's a student at NYU.
00:44:46 He's gonna help us today.
00:44:48 Matthew, why don't you give him a little bit of Novocaine?
00:44:50 Oh, you didn't have to gas him.
00:45:02 - Oh, I guess I misunderstood.
00:45:05 - Yes, I gotta come home and change.
00:45:06 What time is your party?
00:45:07 - Four o'clock.
00:45:08 - Four o'clock?
00:45:09 - Hey, aren't you the douche bag from last summer's picnic?
00:45:15 Are you serious?
00:45:16 You make me sick.
00:45:18 - No, not again.
00:45:19 - We got fucking robbed, Pluto.
00:45:26 - I got fucking robbed.
00:45:28 - What are you doing?
00:45:29 Shouldn't we call the police or something?
00:45:31 - And say what?
00:45:32 Oh, please help me, officer.
00:45:33 These bad men who I sold drugs to
00:45:35 came and stole my other drugs.
00:45:37 - You sold drugs?
00:45:39 - Well, not actually.
00:45:40 I actually sold them children's vitamins
00:45:41 and told them they were drugs.
00:45:43 - This is because of one of your fucking characters,
00:45:45 isn't it?
00:45:46 I told you, there are consequences.
00:45:48 You can't just go around being whoever you want
00:45:50 and doing whatever you want
00:45:51 and expect it not to bite you in the ass.
00:45:54 - Watch me.
00:45:55 - You're doing it now?
00:45:57 - I have to put these little shits in their place.
00:45:59 - Pluto, I almost got killed.
00:46:01 Does that mean anything to you?
00:46:02 - You didn't almost get killed, okay?
00:46:04 You slept through a robbery.
00:46:05 - Okay, fine, this time, but what about next time?
00:46:07 - There won't be a next time.
00:46:09 - But how do you know?
00:46:11 You don't, because you're gonna keep doing this shit
00:46:14 until something really terrible happens.
00:46:16 - I'll get an alarm.
00:46:17 - You're such a brat.
00:46:19 - Excuse me?
00:46:20 - You're a little selfish brat.
00:46:22 - Okay, I need to go fix this.
00:46:24 - So fix it by staying,
00:46:25 by getting your apartment together.
00:46:28 - I'm sorry.
00:46:29 - Okay, I'm leaving.
00:46:31 - To where?
00:46:32 - I don't know, home.
00:46:33 - What do you mean home?
00:46:34 This is your home.
00:46:35 You can't be here anymore.
00:46:36 - Simon, you're not gonna come to Thanksgiving with me?
00:46:38 - Frankly, I don't wanna go anywhere with you.
00:46:41 - Simon.
00:46:42 - I must admit it, it's about time.
00:46:44 I've been mooching off you for long enough.
00:46:46 - I like when you mooch off of me.
00:46:48 - My mom's gonna be home alone tonight.
00:46:50 I'm gonna go spend Thanksgiving with her.
00:46:53 - After what she did, you're just gonna let that slide?
00:46:56 - She's my mother and call me crazy, but yeah,
00:47:00 it's enough for me to let it slide.
00:47:01 - And what about me?
00:47:03 - I just need to go home.
00:47:04 - Fine.
00:47:06 Leave your key.
00:47:09 - What?
00:47:10 - This isn't a hotel.
00:47:11 Leave your key and go.
00:47:12 - Okay then.
00:47:19 - Okay then.
00:47:23 (phone ringing)
00:47:33 (knocking)
00:47:36 - Hello?
00:47:39 Yes, Pluto.
00:47:41 Why?
00:47:44 How late?
00:47:45 - What the fuck is that?
00:47:52 - It's Thanksgiving.
00:47:54 Do you know what that is?
00:47:55 - You ordered pizza?
00:47:58 - Have you ever heard of it?
00:47:59 Or is it maybe a foreign concept to you?
00:48:02 - Do you really think I was gonna let that slide?
00:48:04 - Oh, fuck.
00:48:05 - It's right.
00:48:06 Sit down.
00:48:07 Go.
00:48:08 Have a slice.
00:48:09 - Why isn't he coming?
00:48:10 Okay, tell him I said I hope he's feeling better soon.
00:48:15 - It's pizza.
00:48:16 It's free.
00:48:17 Shut up and eat the fucking pizza.
00:48:20 - Rosie, something is burning, I think.
00:48:23 - Is that fake mustache?
00:48:25 - Yeah, what's with your accent?
00:48:26 - Shut up.
00:48:27 - Fine, fine.
00:48:27 Just come as soon as you can.
00:48:29 - I mean, did you rip this off?
00:48:31 - What did you expect us to do?
00:48:32 - Goodbye.
00:48:34 - Why would you eat something
00:48:37 that the guy you just robbed gave you?
00:48:41 - Ms. Strauss, is there something I can help you with?
00:48:44 - Oh, no, thanks for asking, dear.
00:48:47 - Don't worry, you guys will wake up.
00:48:49 - Oh, you look beautiful.
00:48:51 I can hardly wait till Paul comes and sees what a lady you've got.
00:48:54 - Rosie, something is definitely burning.
00:48:58 - You fucking...
00:48:59 (upbeat music)
00:49:01 - This is plastic, by the way.
00:49:05 (upbeat music)
00:49:09 - Sorry I'm late.
00:49:19 - Oh, well, look who showed up just in time for dessert.
00:49:23 Pluto, you remember Mr. Switfield
00:49:27 and their daughter, Olivia?
00:49:28 (upbeat music)
00:49:30 - Oh my God.
00:49:32 - Well, say something.
00:49:33 I know it must have been years since you've seen each other.
00:49:37 - Yeah, it feels like yesterday.
00:49:39 - Oh, right, you kids have that Facebook or whatever it is.
00:49:43 Kind of kills the spirit of reunion.
00:49:45 - When did you get a Facebook?
00:49:47 - See?
00:49:48 You didn't even Facebook me.
00:49:50 (upbeat music)
00:49:57 - I'm sorry.
00:49:58 Olivia, please.
00:50:03 - What do you want?
00:50:05 - Let me explain.
00:50:06 - Do you even speak French?
00:50:09 - I know like five words.
00:50:11 - I hate you.
00:50:12 - No, please let me explain.
00:50:14 I didn't mean for this to happen like this.
00:50:16 - Leave me alone.
00:50:18 - Excuse me.
00:50:18 Sorry to interrupt,
00:50:20 but Claire and I have an announcement to make.
00:50:24 What is this?
00:50:25 - All right, listen.
00:50:26 First of all, I'd like to apologize for my appearance.
00:50:31 I ran into a little trouble earlier.
00:50:35 Anyways, as you all know,
00:50:37 Claire and I have been dating for some time now.
00:50:42 - Yeah?
00:50:43 - And well, we're getting married.
00:50:48 (laughing)
00:50:50 - What?
00:50:52 - Pluto, please.
00:50:54 - Wait, you're gonna marry this guy?
00:50:55 - Pluto, don't be rude.
00:50:57 - Claire, what the hell are you thinking?
00:50:59 - Pluto, shut up, seriously.
00:51:00 - This guy's a douchebag.
00:51:01 He just wants our money.
00:51:02 - Pluto, nobody cares what you think.
00:51:04 - I can't believe you're gonna fall for his lies.
00:51:06 - What'd you say?
00:51:07 - You heard me, cock boy.
00:51:09 - My, my lies.
00:51:11 Look, I'd like to tell you all a little story
00:51:16 about my good friend, Pluto here.
00:51:18 - Shut up, douchebag.
00:51:19 - Pluto is a magnificent liar.
00:51:21 - What?
00:51:22 - He lies all the damn time.
00:51:24 - Shut up.
00:51:25 - Pluto, oh, well, see, that's a lie right there.
00:51:27 That's not even his real name.
00:51:28 - I will climb across this table
00:51:30 and I will beat you in the face.
00:51:31 - Besides that, Pluto likes to dress up as people
00:51:34 and play Fantasyland all day long.
00:51:36 - That's not true.
00:51:37 - Yes, it is.
00:51:38 I've seen him do it.
00:51:39 He screws with people and he gets off on it.
00:51:42 Lie after lie after lie.
00:51:45 - Is that right?
00:51:46 - No, no, that's not how it was with you, okay?
00:51:47 Everything was true with you.
00:51:49 - Right, 'cause you're, you're clearly French.
00:51:52 And not some stupid kid I met in grade school.
00:51:55 - No, no, no, how I feel, okay?
00:51:57 Everything was true.
00:51:58 - Mrs. Strauss, thank you very much
00:52:00 for a wonderful Thanksgiving.
00:52:02 Congratulations on your engagement.
00:52:05 I'm not feeling that great, so I'm gonna excuse myself.
00:52:08 It was really nice to see all of you again.
00:52:12 I'll see you at home.
00:52:14 - Wait, Olivia, hold on, can I see you tomorrow?
00:52:16 - Why would I see you tomorrow?
00:52:18 I don't even know who you are.
00:52:24 (door creaking)
00:52:27 - Well, congratulations, sweetheart.
00:52:41 I'm so happy for you both.
00:52:43 - Thanks, Mom.
00:52:45 - Way to go, douchebag.
00:52:47 (gentle music)
00:52:51 ♪ When you're down and you're out ♪
00:52:56 ♪ The world spins you 'round ♪
00:53:01 ♪ The sky's anything but blue ♪
00:53:06 ♪ Simply recall this summer day ♪
00:53:11 ♪ Smile and sunshine in your face ♪
00:53:16 ♪ And then you'll be free ♪
00:53:20 ♪ And you'll be free ♪
00:53:23 ♪ And you'll be free ♪
00:53:26 (gentle music)
00:53:28 ♪ And when it rains, let it pour ♪
00:53:36 ♪ Let it sweep through the door ♪
00:53:41 ♪ For all your sorrows dry in June ♪
00:53:46 ♪ Just think of the promise that we made ♪
00:53:52 ♪ Laughing for hours in the shade ♪
00:53:56 ♪ You'll say, baby, I'm nothing without you ♪
00:54:01 ♪ Well, I tried walking alone ♪
00:54:09 ♪ Out in the cold ♪
00:54:14 ♪ Storm winds blowing black and blue ♪
00:54:19 ♪ But when that moment arrived ♪
00:54:24 ♪ With your lips touching mine ♪
00:54:27 ♪ It got me through ♪
00:54:31 ♪ You got me through ♪
00:54:35 ♪ So pick a cloud in the sky ♪
00:54:40 ♪ Or a bird humming by ♪
00:54:45 ♪ And curling closer 'neath its tune ♪
00:54:50 ♪ For if you can't find your sunny way ♪
00:54:56 ♪ You can take comfort in your pain ♪
00:55:01 ♪ 'Cause, baby, I'm nothing ♪
00:55:05 ♪ Sweet baby, I'm nothing ♪
00:55:09 ♪ My baby, I'm nothing ♪
00:55:15 ♪ Without you ♪
00:55:17 - Now, he was a douchebag.
00:55:27 - I know.
00:55:30 - Do you?
00:55:31 - Days like this make you remember.
00:55:34 - Well, it's about time you should.
00:55:39 You've been mourning a man who's been dead for years,
00:55:44 and then you were never particularly fond of him,
00:55:45 as I recall.
00:55:47 - He was a jerk.
00:55:49 All the time.
00:55:50 - All the time.
00:55:51 - You married him.
00:55:54 - Well, he was really very handsome,
00:55:57 and I thought I could change him.
00:55:59 But that man never cared about anybody but himself,
00:56:03 and you know it.
00:56:05 Still, we come here every year
00:56:12 because he was a person, and he died,
00:56:15 and it's the right thing to do.
00:56:17 And he left us with financial security
00:56:21 for the rest of our lives,
00:56:22 and we should be thankful for that.
00:56:24 - I hate the money.
00:56:26 - You'd be whistling a different tune
00:56:28 if you didn't have it.
00:56:29 Although sometimes I wish we didn't have any of it.
00:56:35 You wouldn't act the way you do.
00:56:39 - I'm sorry.
00:56:40 I'm sorry.
00:56:44 - But come to a decision.
00:56:49 You will no longer play the games
00:56:52 you've been playing with your life,
00:56:54 with our lives.
00:56:55 Cut this shit out.
00:56:58 No more wins, no more costumes,
00:57:02 no more silly disguises.
00:57:04 Forgot to grow up.
00:57:08 Be the man in the family,
00:57:09 something your father could never do.
00:57:11 Just take this day to remember who he was
00:57:17 and what not to do with your life,
00:57:20 or don't expect a scent of his ever again.
00:57:23 - Okay.
00:57:27 - Talk with the man who worked with him years ago.
00:57:35 He said he could set you up with a job
00:57:36 starting next week.
00:57:37 There, hand it to you on a platter.
00:57:39 As usual.
00:57:41 I expect you there.
00:57:45 I want you to at least try.
00:57:49 You owe me that much, Paul.
00:57:50 Oh, and one more on the subject.
00:57:52 Paul, that's your fucking name.
00:57:57 I'm your mother.
00:57:57 I birthed you, I named you.
00:58:00 If anything else, I should be left with that.
00:58:05 What is this Pluto baloney anyway?
00:58:08 - Dad died around the same time
00:58:11 that they were known as Pluto, as a planet.
00:58:13 I just didn't think it was very fair.
00:58:16 I mean, he was the underdog planet.
00:58:19 I always wanted a cool name,
00:58:22 and I knew it was the only time
00:58:23 I'd be able to get away with it.
00:58:25 - Well, cut that shit out.
00:58:31 (gentle music)
00:58:33 (Paul sniffling)
00:58:36 (gentle music)
00:58:39 (gentle music)
00:58:41 (gentle music)
00:58:44 - I hate the sight of your face.
00:59:11 - Your play is good.
00:59:12 - Really? - Yes.
00:59:15 And admitting that is, it's hard.
00:59:18 It's really hard.
00:59:19 It's like being choked to death by a snake,
00:59:23 an evil snake that makes you eat mushrooms.
00:59:26 - Mushrooms?
00:59:27 I hate mushrooms.
00:59:28 - I don't think I should be in it.
00:59:32 - Why not?
00:59:34 - 'Cause I don't think I should be in it.
00:59:35 - Why not?
00:59:36 - 'Cause I don't think I should be in it.
00:59:38 - Why not?
00:59:38 - 'Cause I don't think I should be in it.
00:59:39 - 'Cause I don't know the first thing about acting, Ben.
00:59:42 - Well, I love mushrooms,
00:59:48 and I will eat that plate for you
00:59:51 because I think you could be great,
00:59:54 especially at this.
00:59:56 - Okay.
00:59:59 - Okay? - Sure.
01:00:02 - Where is this thing happening?
01:00:03 - Festival's in Brooklyn.
01:00:04 - Ooh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:00:05 I don't do other bureaus.
01:00:07 I'll get you your own place.
01:00:08 My treat.
01:00:10 - Really? - Sure.
01:00:11 - Wow, thank you.
01:00:14 - And I don't care if you're marrying Claire,
01:00:16 don't ever call me brother.
01:00:18 - Okay.
01:00:20 Okay.
01:00:24 - Okay. - Okay.
01:00:27 - Okay.
01:00:30 - Okay.
01:00:32 - Okay. - Okay.
01:00:34 - Yeah, okay.
01:00:35 - Okay. - Okay!
01:00:37 - Okay, take care now.
01:00:40 (gentle music)
01:00:42 - Okay.
01:00:44 (gentle music)
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01:01:26 (gentle music)
01:01:29 (gentle music)
01:01:35 ♪ Honestly I don't feel too good ♪
01:01:47 ♪ Like burning wood turns to ash ♪
01:01:53 ♪ Get blown away by the slightest wind ♪
01:01:58 ♪ The smallest scent condemns me ♪
01:02:03 ♪ I'm a boy in a rattled cage ♪
01:02:09 ♪ Falling out of a dream ♪
01:02:15 ♪ I won't always be afraid ♪
01:02:21 ♪ I won't always be ♪
01:02:26 ♪ I cannot be broken ♪
01:02:31 ♪ I'm sad ♪
01:02:33 - I brought a joint.
01:02:36 (laughing)
01:02:38 I know this will probably be your last session,
01:02:40 so I figured, hey, for old times' sake.
01:02:42 - Um, I'm good, thanks though.
01:02:46 - Really?
01:02:47 - Yeah, yeah, I have a dress rehearsal after this,
01:02:50 I'm trying to focus and whatnot.
01:02:51 - Oh.
01:02:52 - Plus I have work in the morning.
01:02:53 - Well that's great,
01:02:54 because I think I rolled a really terrible one.
01:02:56 (laughing)
01:02:59 You know, you need to take a step back
01:03:02 and look how much has changed.
01:03:04 You're not even doing what brought you into my office
01:03:06 in the first place, you're a different person.
01:03:08 You're a different person than the man I met six months ago.
01:03:11 Aren't you proud of yourself?
01:03:14 - Look,
01:03:19 I liked doing what I was doing.
01:03:21 It was fun.
01:03:22 It's just that the excuse is just not good enough anymore.
01:03:28 - Your father?
01:03:30 I'm just pissed that he got away with it.
01:03:34 - Oh, he fucking got away with it.
01:03:36 And he took the easy way out.
01:03:38 - By dying?
01:03:39 - Yeah, by dying.
01:03:40 - Plus he's getting what he always wanted.
01:03:43 - Which is what?
01:03:44 - I'm at his office,
01:03:46 working for his company that he built.
01:03:49 Oh, he would just love it.
01:03:51 Even after he's dead,
01:03:53 he's still making me do things I don't want to do.
01:03:55 I remember a few weeks after he died,
01:04:02 I called my mom at the house to see how she'd been,
01:04:04 you know, check in on her.
01:04:06 And the voicemail picked up.
01:04:08 And it was still his voice,
01:04:11 they hadn't changed the machine yet.
01:04:15 And I hung up, quick.
01:04:17 And then I called back.
01:04:22 And then I called back again.
01:04:25 I kept listening to his voice over and over again.
01:04:30 God, it felt like I hadn't heard it in so long.
01:04:33 It almost felt like I'd never heard it at all before.
01:04:37 Eventually, Rosie picked up.
01:04:41 Apparently I woke her up from a nap.
01:04:44 (laughing)
01:04:46 I've made a lot of mistakes,
01:04:50 and I'm sorry that I hurt a lot of people.
01:04:54 But I don't regret what I've done.
01:04:59 I just regret the excuse.
01:05:02 And I regret what I did to that girl.
01:05:12 (water splashing)
01:05:14 Well, maybe she'll come to the play.
01:05:16 Yeah, maybe.
01:05:18 She hasn't reserved a ticket yet.
01:05:20 There's still time.
01:05:21 I got mine.
01:05:22 I think you'll like it.
01:05:24 It's pretty good.
01:05:25 Pretty fucked up, though,
01:05:26 so I hope you aren't offended easily.
01:05:28 And now, ladies and gentlemen, a comedy.
01:05:33 (opera singing)
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01:06:23 (applause)
01:06:25 Hey, awesome, man!
01:06:27 Oh, thanks, Greg.
01:06:29 No, seriously, I'm really impressed.
01:06:30 Thank you so much for coming.
01:06:32 I was hoping Olivia would show up.
01:06:33 Well, maybe you just missed her.
01:06:35 Yeah, yeah, maybe.
01:06:36 Mom!
01:06:38 Paul!
01:06:39 Oh, you are wonderful.
01:06:40 Now, I don't actually know if you give flowers to men,
01:06:43 so if you don't want to take them,
01:06:44 I can hold them for you.
01:06:45 No, it's fine.
01:06:46 Oh, really, I am so proud of you.
01:06:49 Mom, you remember Dr. Dancing.
01:06:50 Oh, uh...
01:06:51 At least Greg is fine.
01:06:53 Hey!
01:06:54 Whatever the hell your name is, you did so good!
01:06:56 Thank you.
01:06:57 She didn't show up.
01:06:58 Yeah, she did.
01:06:59 She did?
01:07:00 Yeah, she slipped out before everyone else did.
01:07:01 Oh.
01:07:02 At least she came.
01:07:03 Yeah, and who even cares?
01:07:04 You were so good.
01:07:05 I'm so proud of my boy.
01:07:07 Oh, and Ben, too.
01:07:08 I mean, that was a great play.
01:07:09 Kind of fucked up.
01:07:11 I told you.
01:07:12 Yeah, but cool as shit.
01:07:13 Yeah, yeah, yeah, good for him.
01:07:15 I gotta go.
01:07:16 I have work in the morning.
01:07:17 Oh, yeah.
01:07:18 How's that going?
01:07:19 You know, it's work, so it's fine.
01:07:21 For now.
01:07:22 Well, you did great.
01:07:23 Thanks.
01:07:24 Call me tomorrow.
01:07:25 Of course.
01:07:26 I'm gonna go have a drink or two.
01:07:27 I had like three Red Bull before the play, and now I feel like an epileptic.
01:07:30 I'm like, why?
01:07:31 All right, buddy.
01:07:32 All right.
01:07:33 I'll see you at home.
01:07:34 See you at home.
01:07:35 Kel Benison, congratulations.
01:07:36 Everything all right?
01:07:40 Everything's great.
01:07:41 You're great.
01:07:43 [music]
01:07:44 [knocking]
01:07:59 Come in.
01:08:00 Hi, Mrs. Strauss?
01:08:02 Paul, come on in.
01:08:03 Right, Paul.
01:08:05 Something came for you.
01:08:06 It came to my desk by accident.
01:08:08 Just thought I'd bring it on over.
01:08:10 Oh, sure, yeah.
01:08:11 You can just leave it on the desk.
01:08:12 Thanks.
01:08:13 I knew your father.
01:08:21 Uh, yeah.
01:08:23 Yeah, I imagine you would have working here.
01:08:25 No, I really knew him.
01:08:28 Had lunch together almost every day for 25 years.
01:08:31 Well, then you probably knew him better than I did.
01:08:35 I just-- I just didn't get the chance to.
01:08:39 I just didn't expect to see you here.
01:08:41 What?
01:08:42 Well, from what he always said.
01:08:45 He always said that when he spoke of you,
01:08:48 that you were destined for better things, bigger things.
01:08:51 Well, I guess my father didn't know me that well after all, did he?
01:08:54 No, you see, the thing is, he asked me--
01:09:00 made me promise, actually, that if I ever saw you here,
01:09:04 if you ever came to work in this building,
01:09:07 that-- that I would-- I would make you leave.
01:09:13 Are you firing me?
01:09:17 No, no.
01:09:19 I don't have any authority to fire you.
01:09:21 I just-- I didn't want to break a promise to your father.
01:09:26 I know you had your differences,
01:09:28 but he was a good man from what I knew he was.
01:09:32 He kept me employed for many years of my life,
01:09:36 put bread on my family's table.
01:09:39 He always took care of me,
01:09:42 and for that I am grateful.
01:09:45 So I can't break a promise.
01:09:50 I don't understand what you want me to do.
01:09:59 I want you to leave, Mr. Strauss,
01:10:04 and I kindly hope I don't ever see you again.
01:10:10 It was a real pleasure.
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