Barstool Pizza Review - Mortadella Head (Somerville, MA)
El Presidente | Pizza Reviews
Transcript
00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03 All right, pizza view time.
00:21 We are at Bordella Head.
00:24 And here's how they got me here.
00:26 Everyone was sending me this.
00:27 They had this sticking in their window, which was,
00:31 if he comes in, call Chuck Sebi, everyone,
00:33 don't start making his pizza without calling us,
00:35 getting us over first.
00:37 It actually wasn't down.
00:39 It wasn't up, I mean, when I came in.
00:41 And it's like, oh, that's weird.
00:42 And they're like, we literally just took it down yesterday.
00:44 What?
00:45 [INAUDIBLE]
00:47 It's hidden down here now.
00:49 Was that up when I came in?
00:51 No.
00:51 No.
00:52 It was up here.
00:52 We literally took it down yesterday.
00:55 Simply because we're like, scaring out this pizza.
00:57 Just like you.
00:58 Did you know it was me when I came in?
01:00 Yeah.
01:00 Also, Austin, I'm not sure they followed the protocol.
01:04 Because we came in there like, the pizza will be ready
01:06 in like three minutes.
01:07 It didn't look like they were scrambling.
01:09 It didn't look like they called anybody.
01:11 They knew it was me.
01:14 One woman, Abby, she's like, well, I'm Abby.
01:16 Yeah, but this says Sebi, Chuck, unless that's Sebi.
01:19 Whatever the case, I don't think any protocol was followed.
01:21 So what was the protocol exactly?
01:24 Did you actually call whoever these people are?
01:26 Did we?
01:27 No, I'm Abby.
01:29 Oh, all right.
01:30 Then they're--
01:30 [LAUGHTER]
01:31 Wait, Sebi, you're Sebi.
01:33 Yeah, he's the owner.
01:33 I'm the owner.
01:34 Got it, OK.
01:35 But here's the pizza.
01:37 And this guy says it's great.
01:39 He's been here for a couple of years.
01:40 It's a bomb.
01:41 Now, I used to live in Davis Square.
01:43 It's where I saw Jessica Biel.
01:47 With the exception of Savannah, prettiest woman I've ever seen.
01:50 Put me in-- and that is me protecting my ass.
01:53 Put me in a coma.
01:55 She was so pretty.
01:56 And we were just a young, bushy-tailed sales guy
01:59 taking the red line.
02:00 She was filming like Summer Catch and went to Tufts.
02:04 She electrified the whole town.
02:06 Anyways, one bite, everyone knows the rules.
02:08 This, I think, used to be Nick's Beef.
02:12 I think this used to be Nick's Beef, roast beef shop.
02:16 And the guy was sticking, I think, millions of dollars
02:19 into his mattress and got busted.
02:20 I think this is where that was.
02:22 [DING]
02:23 Let's see what we got here.
02:32 Mortabella head.
02:34 Mortabella head.
02:35 One bite, everyone knows the rules.
02:36 I don't want to burn my face.
02:38 Good undercarriage.
02:40 It's a Dave Bourne-like protocol,
02:41 like the Bourne supremacy.
02:44 That's what it reminds me of, the Dave Bourne-like protocol.
02:46 What is it?
02:47 Is that what it says?
02:47 It's just protocol.
02:51 All right, let's see what we got.
02:52 Very good undercarriage.
02:57 Very good pizza.
03:03 You're right, very good.
03:04 After all these years, I still got--
03:19 I've eaten five pizzas today.
03:21 I got too aggressive, burned the top of my mouth.
03:24 Gone, gone.
03:26 Won't be back for a week and a half.
03:27 Got to focus at all times.
03:32 I did it, and I paid the price.
03:34 Very easy score for me.
03:36 I don't know why.
03:37 Clean cut, 7.8.
03:39 Thank you.
03:39 Clean cut, 7.8.
03:41 Put my head on the pillow.
03:43 Rest easy.
03:44 I think it's the perfect score for this pie.
03:46 7.8.
03:46 That's review.
03:47 Mortabella head.
03:50 They gave this to me now.
03:51 They can take it down.
03:52 That's review.
03:54 (whooshing)
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