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A dropout comes to the aid of a chubby and suicidal high-school kid by recruiting him as the drummer for his upstart pun | dG1fdUlFYU5qRjU2bFU
Transcript
00:00 [Silence]
00:05 [Music]
00:12 [Music]
00:26 [Music]
00:32 What do you weigh? Like 400 pounds?
00:35 It's like running into a snow plow, man.
00:37 Troy, who is this?
00:38 Well, Dad, this is Marcus. He's a guitar player.
00:41 We're actually in a band. We're punk rock, I guess.
00:44 Why did you tell my dad that we're gonna be in a band?
00:47 Because we are. I'm gonna play guitar, you're gonna play the drums.
00:50 Oh, God. Is that what you're wearing?
00:53 [Music]
00:55 Dude. Yes.
00:57 [Music]
01:00 I was stupid and made you know what punk was.
01:02 You showed it to me.
01:03 [Music]
01:05 You might want to reconsider your choice of friends, son.
01:07 Thank you, Mom.
01:08 [Music]
01:11 Women love musicians, man. Especially drummers.
01:13 Hey, Isabel. Would you be my girlfriend and have sex with me, like, as soon as possible?
01:18 Who wouldn't?
01:20 [Music]
01:23 Why do we have to break into your house if you live here?
01:25 [Music]
01:27 We need to go, right?
01:28 What?
01:29 Just suck in your gut.
01:30 I am sucking in my gut.
01:31 I can't wait, man. I have to go right now.
01:32 Where are you going?
01:33 [Music]
01:38 Don't mess with the Bat Kid!
01:40 [Music]

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