SKAM Season 1 Episode 0 Bloopers - (English Sub)
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00:00 - I'm very stressed. - What kind of stress?
00:04 My best friend Jonas has a girlfriend named Eva.
00:11 She's also a good friend.
00:14 She's suddenly become jealous and likes him because he's got a text from his ex.
00:22 She doesn't reply to him, but to me. She starts crying.
00:27 It's hard for me, because he's my best friend, but I feel bad for her too.
00:33 How do you solve this situation?
00:37 I think it's best that they talk to each other.
00:41 I told him that he could call her and tell her she was a bit upset, without telling her too much.
00:50 I'm sorry.
00:52 Oh my god, I'm so scared!
01:00 - Did they talk to each other? - Yes, so it's okay between them.
01:12 But I'm always the one who has to solve the problem.
01:16 - I'm so scared. - Me too.
01:20 You are my love. You are my heart.
01:25 And I will never ever feel the fear.
01:29 I love you.
01:30 I love you.
01:32 I love you.
01:33 I love you.
01:35 I love you.
01:37 I love you.
01:38 I love you.
01:40 I love you.
01:42 I love you.
01:44 I love you.
02:04 Let's continue the music.
02:06 Can you sing to that song, Marlon?
02:20 I can sing another song.
02:22 Okay, then we'll start with another song you can sing to.
02:27 - And camera? - Here.
02:29 Here you go!
02:32 "The song is called 'The song is called'..."
02:37 No, sorry, that song didn't work.
02:40 I mean...
02:41 Sorry!
02:43 - Eva. - Yes?
02:45 I was wondering if you could start by telling us about yourself.
02:50 Who are you as a person?
02:53 I was thinking about what you were going to ask me.
02:58 What the hell is that thing about who I am?
03:02 I don't know who I am. Maybe I'm the one who gives up.
03:07 I don't know.
03:08 It's just like, "Who are you? Who are you?"
03:15 No! No!
03:20 That was perfect!
03:22 I forgot the script.
03:25 You're a person, and you have to know who you are.
03:29 It's going well, Lisa.
03:33 It's great that you're hiding the script.
03:35 I would never hide the script.
03:37 I just don't know how to start.
03:39 Okay, we'll take a good shot.
03:42 Seriously?
03:47 You're supposed to laugh. Sorry.
03:51 No! I'm having a good time!
03:53 That was perfect!
03:55 Now you just have to show it!
03:57 - I'm not doing anything. I'm tired. - No, you were great!
04:05 - It's locked! - Okay.
04:08 - I'm going to smash it again. - Crazy shit.
04:10 Just write down the address, and I'll record it on GFES.
04:14 - Okay, thank you. - Sorry.
04:16 - It's a bit... - Yes.
04:18 - GFES. - No, it's too...
04:20 - We're both having a bad time. - Do you want to be cut?
04:24 - Fuck. - Sorry.
04:29 - I got a voice crack. - You looked like you were about to do something.
04:32 I was just sitting there.
04:34 - I heard people getting bored. - Yes.
04:37 - I'm bored now. - I'm bored too!
04:40 No, no, no. Come on, guys.
04:46 Come on.
04:50 - Who's not a terrorist? - Terrorists!
04:53 - What are you doing here? - I'm being sued by the police.
04:58 - That was perfect! - I'm being sued by the police.
05:01 - I'm not going to third grade, at least not in bed.
05:05 - This is serious, I can't joke about it. - Oh, yes, yes.
05:09 - You're really into this. - Of course.
05:12 The only thing you should think about is that you're really tired and that you should have slept a bit longer.
05:19 - Yes. - A bit longer.
05:22 - And that we're a bit tired. - Yes.
05:27 - Jonas, your boyfriend, was he with your best friend before? - Yes.
05:37 - Did you get him? - I wouldn't say that I got him.
05:42 They were probably a bit more distant.
05:45 It was very complicated, but it was because I liked Jonas since eighth grade.
05:51 And... yes. And then they broke up.
05:56 And I was very good friends with Jonas all the time.
06:00 It was probably a bit stupid between us. I don't talk to Ingrid that much now.
06:05 - But was there a break up between you two before you got together? - Yes, there was.
06:11 - There was? Okay. - Yes. That's why I'm not that kind of person.
06:16 I'm not the kind of person who likes to steal other people's chances.
06:21 - What kind of person are you? - What kind of person are you?
06:29 - Are you? - Are you?
06:32 - Yes, Jonas. - Yes.
06:35 - What kind of person are you? - I'm a bit of a person who likes to steal.
06:42 - What kind of person are you? - I'm a bit of a person who likes to steal.
06:47 - What kind of person are you? - I'm a bit of a person who likes to steal.
06:53 - What kind of person are you? - I'm a bit of a person who likes to steal.
06:58 - What kind of person are you? - What kind of person are you?
07:02 - It's so dark! - Switch mode!
07:21 - Okay, Eva. Let's hear it. - No.
07:27 - Monitor battery. - Ola! Monitor battery!
07:32 - No, who? I gave two to battery, monitor battery.
07:36 - Poor you. - Monitor battery.
07:40 - Okay, thanks. I lost the monitor battery.
07:44 - Are you in on this machine? - Yes, but I can't get into the reception office.
07:50 - There! I got...
07:52 - The text is being followed by our 30 second interrogation.
07:57 - And you're burning the reception office. Jesus Christ.
08:05 - Yes, but listen. When you click on the link to the reception office...
08:10 - What's happening? - I'm trying to be nice to you.
08:18 - But you didn't say anything between you and Jonas before it was over?
08:22 - No. - Okay.
08:25 - What are we talking about?
08:30 - Eva used to be best friends with Indy from Pepsi Max. For many years.
08:39 - For many years.
08:42 - It's so fucking good to be a pimp.
08:53 - I'm crying. Sorry. For many years.
09:02 - For... many years.
09:07 - Ingri used to have a boyfriend. He was very handsome.
09:12 - A prince you just wait to find.
09:17 - They traveled to the sunset together. Everyone thought it was going to be...
09:24 - It was so romantic. Your parents supported you.
09:29 - Your parents thought they were going to give in.
09:33 - It was an adventure.
09:36 - But then the prince stopped talking to the princess.
09:40 - He stopped texting her.
09:43 - And the princess got really sad.
09:47 - And Eva, the pimp...
09:51 - Sorry!
09:56 - I thought you were going to kill me.
10:05 - How disgusting!
10:07 - That was the adventure feeling, right?
10:12 - I think it's the most exciting thing I've ever had.
10:23 - Have you asked him if he was with Ingri?
10:32 - I don't know if he's with me.
10:35 - I'm so excited!
10:39 - I'm so excited.
10:42 - It's the best time of the year.
10:45 - Let's drink!
10:48 - Drink to it!
10:52 - Hey, another beer here, please!
11:01 - Ha ha ha!
11:03 - I've been planning this in Oslo for a long time.
11:08 - To not end up...
11:13 - A bit more of the two of you.
11:15 - You're so close to me, you're not going to leave me alone.
11:19 - I did it. It was a real laughter.
11:25 - The same?
11:29 - Yes.
11:31 - Yes.
11:33 - I'm so happy!
11:36 - I'm so happy.
11:40 - I'm so happy.
11:42 - I'm so happy!
11:45 - Oh my God!
11:48 - I'm so happy!
11:50 - I have to go. Bye.
12:03 - Are you coming back?
12:08 - Yes!
12:10 - You're a twin!
12:12 - Yes!
12:14 - Oh my God!
12:17 - Oh my God!
12:19 - This is going to be funny.
12:24 - What are you doing? It's a joke!
12:28 - He hates us.
12:30 - You betray her.
12:32 - Don't smile!
12:34 - There's so much hate.
12:36 - And... there you go.
12:41 - Cool.
12:43 - Thank you!
13:03 - Stop it!
13:09 - Stop it!
13:11 - You're so stupid.
13:19 - You're so stupid.
13:21 - Did you say something?
13:24 - I didn't say anything.
13:26 - Did you say something?
13:27 - No.
13:29 - My world is breaking down.
13:32 - Come on, one more time!
13:34 - One more time!
13:36 - Cheers.
13:38 - Mmm.
13:40 - There.
13:42 - Mmm.
13:44 - Okay.
13:46 - It was funny, wasn't it?
14:07 - I really recommend you watch it.
14:09 - We'll try it later.
14:11 - I'll stop it when you're done.
14:13 - Okay.
14:15 - Jonas?
14:27 - Mmm?
14:29 - Can I ask you something?
14:31 - Yes.
14:35 - What?
14:37 - Do you ever think about Ingrid?
14:40 - I don't think I can go on like this.
14:50 - Okay.
14:52 - I think we're not done.
14:58 - What should I say?
15:00 - It's hard, you have to give me something to say.
15:03 - Ah!
15:05 - That's weird.
15:07 - I lived in Oslo for seven years.
15:09 - Where?
15:11 - I can't speak Estonian, I'm a trainee.
15:13 - Where in Oslo did you live?
15:15 - I lived in Grefsen.
15:17 - You lived in Grefsen?
15:19 - Yes, the coolest place in Oslo.
15:21 - What have you done today, Ingrid?
15:23 - Have you skated?
15:25 - What do you like to do in your free time?
15:27 - In my free time?
15:29 - I'm home a lot with my girlfriend.
15:31 - Are you ready?
15:33 - Yes.
15:35 - You're so funny.
15:39 - Yes.
15:41 - Are we doing this?
15:43 - Okay, I'm going to take a nap.
15:46 - There you go.
15:48 - Just start to breathe.
15:50 - Oh, cool clothes, there you go.
15:53 - Good, start to breathe now.
15:59 - Yes.
16:01 - And there you're not supposed to bend down, but she bends up.
16:09 - Do your legs hurt?
16:11 - No, not at all.
16:13 - I'm so nervous.
16:21 - Me too.
16:23 - This is so cute.
16:25 - The pose.
16:27 - I think you have to find the pose.
16:31 - Or just start to bend like you're doing now.
16:37 - Good, Lisa, can you try to just stroke the hand you have on your neck,
16:48 - just a little bit below his arm.
16:52 - Okay.
16:56 - You have to flex your hands.
16:58 - That's very special.
17:02 - Check a little.
17:05 - And that's a little.
17:07 - Very good job.
17:17 - I fucking love you.
17:19 - I fucking love you.
17:21 - That was really good.
17:24 - That was so good.
17:26 - I can't believe it.
17:52 The whole thing.