Registration of the sixth solo theatre program by the Flemish comedian Wim Helsen. An absurdist story. | dG1fbmQ4UnVqeVpjUDA
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00:00 Even a car parked on a disabled parking lot has a sign that says
00:05 "If you take my parking lot, take my handicap, too."
00:10 A call-out sign.
00:12 When I read that sign, I always think,
00:15 "First tell me what handicap it is."
00:18 It's a bit of a hoot.
00:21 I can take that, but if it's someone without arms and legs,
00:24 I'll say, "No, thank you. I'll look for someone else."
00:27 But if I end up standing in front of someone without arms and legs,
00:32 how am I supposed to take their handicap?
00:35 Should I have my arms and legs cut off and give them to them?
00:38 They're nothing, but the result is that we now have two bumps
00:42 for one parking lot.
00:44 That's loose.
00:46 Oh, yes. I also brought a huge mop.
00:51 Was that communicated? Did you know?
00:54 Of course. That's why you're here.
00:56 For the mob of mobs. But that's for later.