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00:00 - Detective Chip!
00:00 - I knew it was Detective Chip!
00:01 - Detective Chip!
00:02 - My God, Mazakite!
00:03 - Finally!
00:04 - Detective Chip!
00:05 Citizens of the Reject Nation,
00:06 it is time to go to the movies with the Teen Titans.
00:11 This is one of the rare theatrical one of these
00:13 we get to experience.
00:14 - I know, it's a momentous occasion.
00:17 - Going to the movies.
00:18 - We are going to the movies on TV,
00:21 to the movies people went to the movies at the movies.
00:24 - And you're watching us watch the movie
00:25 that people watched in the movies
00:26 about going to the movies.
00:27 - Dude, it's so better.
00:29 - Layers, layers.
00:30 We're very excited to dive into this one.
00:32 As ever, we want to thank the fine folks at Prepper
00:34 for prepping this very video to make it possible.
00:36 We want to thank you for clicking that subscribe button,
00:39 for clicking that like button,
00:40 for clicking that comment button,
00:41 and in that comment button,
00:42 writing things that you want us to watch next.
00:44 If you haven't noticed, we're all over the place.
00:46 So let us know in that little comment daily
00:48 what you want us to get after.
00:49 We have not seen Teen Titans the show.
00:52 - Nope.
00:53 - Pretty sure there's going to be some references
00:54 we don't get.
00:55 You guys already get mad at me for mispronouncing
00:57 like Rash-al-gool, Ras-al-gool, frankly.
00:59 There's a lot of pronunciations.
00:59 - Raz-al-gool.
01:00 - Raz, I'm going to call him Al from now on.
01:02 But my point is, Al, if he's in this,
01:05 I'm going to say it wrong.
01:05 My other point is, we haven't seen Teen Titans,
01:08 so there might be references we missed.
01:09 Don't get mad at us, we didn't know.
01:10 We didn't know, we didn't see them.
01:11 Also, between you and I, I want to thank G Fuel.
01:14 Greg didn't even know I was bringing this.
01:16 They sent me some of these.
01:16 - Show the logo.
01:17 - They sent me these.
01:18 So G Fuel, thank you.
01:19 - You sent me some too.
01:20 Thank you, G Fuel.
01:21 I wanted to give some love.
01:22 - Oh my God.
01:23 - 'Cause this has been keeping me going.
01:25 Oh, hear that?
01:26 That's the sound of energy and power.
01:27 So, thank you.
01:29 Right into the mic.
01:30 I just wanted to send some G Fuel love.
01:32 Without further ado, I also want to thank the patrons
01:35 who experience not only front to back,
01:39 beginning to end with a lot of power and speed,
01:42 thanks to G Fuel,
01:42 but they get our energetic resting watching faces
01:46 as we go to the movies.
01:48 So if you want to see this entirety,
01:50 head on over to Patreon
01:51 and without further, further ado,
01:53 let's go to the movies.
01:55 (upbeat music)
01:57 (cheering)
02:04 It's theatrical, you get daffy.
02:06 - I want Justice League meets the Looney Tunes.
02:09 - I mean, Batman and Turtles is the best thing we've seen.
02:12 It's a market.
02:13 I would watch Teen Titans meet the Looney Tunes.
02:15 Oh, the tube!
02:15 - Oh, let's go.
02:17 - Best intro to date.
02:19 Best intro to date.
02:21 - I love it.
02:21 (laughing)
02:24 It just looks so fun.
02:26 - Genius, no notes.
02:28 Oh, look at them caring about comics.
02:30 - That's right.
02:32 Teen Titans reads some damn comics.
02:34 - That's correct.
02:35 It's the most I've ever liked a seagull.
02:37 - I like that the Teen Titans HQ
02:39 has a little golf course now.
02:40 - Also, they're on an island?
02:41 Just off of what major city?
02:44 (laughing)
02:45 Where are we?
02:46 - Any town you wanna say.
02:47 - Jump City.
02:48 - Hey!
02:49 - I prefer the Gotham.
02:50 - Plastic Man.
02:52 Boombox had a stack of pies.
02:56 - Oh, I respect that.
02:57 - DC logo.
02:59 - There's gonna be so much stuff
03:00 to catch all over the frame.
03:01 - 52 News?
03:03 - It is I, the inflated destroyer, Balloona!
03:06 - Fastest food, Flash.
03:09 (laughing)
03:12 - Classic POV shot.
03:15 Up and Atom.
03:18 - Yeah, up and Atom in.
03:19 Clever, clever.
03:21 - My butt kicked out.
03:22 - Dang, you're like the Sandman of Air.
03:28 - Very dense, but malleable.
03:30 - Dang.
03:32 - That's all it takes.
03:33 How does a bubble chew gum?
03:35 Whoa!
03:41 - I think you should've made a whoopee cushion sound.
03:45 - No, it would've been nice.
03:46 Oh, oh, oh, is that Raven?
03:48 - Dang.
03:49 - Like how proud they are just holding the most cute.
03:54 - Is that Uncle Cyborg?
03:59 Or is he gonna be like, they're a--
04:00 - Titans go!
04:01 - I'm thinking he's like--
04:02 - Titans go!
04:03 - Like Big Brother Cyborg, right?
04:05 Like 20-something?
04:06 - Sure.
04:07 - Oh yeah, got a loop!
04:11 (laughing)
04:17 - Ha, who wants a balloon, animal?
04:19 - I do.
04:20 - I don't trust him.
04:22 - Star five, don't call for it.
04:25 - Whoa!
04:28 - Hugged to death.
04:35 - Can you just hug this guy?
04:38 - Whoa.
04:42 - Stop hitting yourself.
04:46 (dramatic music)
04:49 - Let's go, Beast Boy.
04:51 - Everyone characterization on point.
04:53 - Whoa!
04:55 - A little ace chemical action, a little dark side.
05:02 Nice opening fart joke.
05:03 - Yes.
05:04 I mean, of all the opening fart jokes,
05:06 it's not a bad one.
05:07 - Apocalypse!
05:08 - Oh!
05:09 (laughing)
05:10 - He farted.
05:11 - You guys are awfully immature for the Justice League.
05:14 (laughing)
05:16 - We ain't no Justice League.
05:18 - I recognize you now.
05:20 You are the guardians of the galaxy!
05:23 (laughing)
05:24 - Whoa.
05:25 - New save-up?
05:26 - That's a different superhero universe.
05:27 (laughing)
05:30 - This guy don't know who he is.
05:32 - Oh really?
05:33 Then I think it's time we tell him.
05:35 - Who he is.
05:37 - T-double-E-N-T-I-T-A-N-S.
05:39 We the real heroes taking down the big menace.
05:41 - Yeah.
05:42 - Oh, Teen Titan knows.
05:44 - We're the real trouble baby Teen Titans go.
05:46 (laughing)
05:48 - The boys.
05:49 - It's so quiet, I love it's just loud to them.
05:52 - Animal.
05:53 - Animal.
05:54 - Animal?
05:55 - Yes, any animal.
05:56 - Boom, pow, yeah.
05:57 - Animal!
05:57 (laughing)
06:00 - We are Guma Cannon Blaster Cyborg.
06:01 - Yes.
06:02 - Woo, baby Mr. Hot Tech Master.
06:04 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, what, what?
06:05 - Mr. Meatball Disaster.
06:06 (laughing)
06:07 - Baby hair.
06:08 - No rubbing, rubbing's a lie.
06:09 - Nah, but for real man, those are some super small baby hair.
06:12 - Those are not, whatever, just keep going.
06:14 (laughing)
06:15 - Oh, it's okay Robin.
06:17 - Zoops.
06:19 - They're gonna come in and solve it.
06:21 (laughing)
06:24 - Oh yeah, we are so tough.
06:29 - Yeah, you are, toughest.
06:32 - Since you came all this way, you guys wanna hang?
06:35 - Yeah, well, we'd love to,
06:37 but we gotta get the Batman's movie premiere.
06:39 - What?
06:40 - It's been my dream to have my own movie.
06:43 - Well, it is important to have dreams, I guess.
06:46 - Nick Cage is Superman!
06:47 - Nick Cage is Superman!
06:49 (laughing)
06:50 - They did it, they did it.
06:51 - They did it for reals.
06:53 - Has there been a movie about you?
06:55 - So many, and more to come.
06:57 (laughing)
06:58 - You know it.
06:59 - There was a Green Lantern movie,
07:00 but we don't talk about that.
07:02 (laughing)
07:04 - It's okay John, it's okay.
07:06 - Playing the fool, you'll never be seen as real heroes,
07:09 only as jokes.
07:10 - Somebody save me.
07:13 - Yeah, who's got you, Superman?
07:16 - I believe we have a premiere to attend.
07:19 Teen Titans Go!
07:21 To the movies!
07:22 - Oh, they're going to the movies.
07:24 - Let's go.
07:24 - I didn't realize the title had so many layers.
07:26 - It's gonna be a Teen Titans reaction video.
07:28 - Oh, this is fantastic.
07:29 - Batman again!
07:30 (laughing)
07:32 - That is how Affleck would probably appear
07:35 at a Ben Affleck premiere.
07:37 - Yep.
07:37 (laughing)
07:40 - Yeah, come on Barry.
07:42 - Who are you wearing tonight?
07:43 - Plastic man.
07:44 - Hey John, how are you?
07:46 (laughing)
07:47 - Oh, that's a funny joke.
07:48 - So many feelings about that.
07:50 - This premiere is for superheroes only.
07:52 Who are you?
07:53 - This fool don't know who's we is.
07:55 - Perhaps this will remind you.
07:57 ♪ Teen, teen, teen, teen, teen, teen ♪
08:00 - The cowbell!
08:02 - Man, how's we supposed to get in now?
08:04 - I do have the ability to open portals
08:06 to any feasible location.
08:07 - That's right, I always forget about that.
08:10 (laughing)
08:12 - Nice.
08:13 - Swap man!
08:16 - Yeah!
08:17 - Booster gold behind Superman, yep, lock man.
08:21 - Power girl.
08:23 - Detective Chip!
08:26 - Detective Chip!
08:27 - My guy made the cut!
08:28 - Finally!
08:29 - Detective Chip!
08:30 - Oh, this is the best one.
08:32 - The original Blue Beetle.
08:33 - That's for the challengers of the unknown.
08:34 - Or it's second Blue Beetle.
08:35 - Dude, no one's gonna miss them.
08:37 (snoring)
08:39 - Challengers, we seem to be drifting
08:41 in a void of complete darkness.
08:43 Nothing waits for us here but madness.
08:45 - Oh my.
08:46 - Oh no, he's not heroic.
08:48 - Is that Gordon?
08:49 - Yeah, I think it's Gordon's Batman's plus one.
08:51 I think I saw Dead Man in the front row.
08:53 - You're all getting a movie.
08:55 You want a little sneak peek?
08:56 - Coming this summer.
08:59 - Yeah, the Burton font.
09:00 - Batman.
09:01 - It's happening.
09:02 - Emerges a hero.
09:04 - You're finally going to make a movie about me!
09:07 - Alfred.
09:09 (laughing)
09:11 - Oh, and now it's a show and it's a great show.
09:14 - Yeah, the origin of Batman's butler.
09:16 - Batman's butler.
09:17 That long title.
09:18 Metamorpho!
09:19 - Hey!
09:20 - Right, my movie must be slated for next summer.
09:23 - Coming next summer.
09:24 (laughing)
09:25 A new hero will light up the night.
09:27 - That's like Burton Batman font.
09:29 - It's the car.
09:31 - Oh, they did the car before you, bro.
09:33 - Batman version of Christine.
09:35 - It's the car.
09:36 - Batman's greatest ally.
09:38 - That's me.
09:39 - Oh, the old animated series font.
09:41 I mean, format.
09:42 - Thank you for making a movie about--
09:44 - Utility belt.
09:46 - Jeez.
09:47 - He thought the movie was about him.
09:51 (laughing)
09:52 - Oh, is that Patton?
09:53 - He's just a sidekick.
09:57 - He's a nobody.
09:58 - Aw.
10:00 - We've got the cool costumes, gadgets.
10:01 - Easy peasy.
10:03 - I know.
10:04 What's up, Dr. Dirk?
10:05 - What are we missing?
10:06 - Well, what about an arch nemesis?
10:09 - Dr. Manet.
10:10 - Yawn of justice.
10:11 - Super bad dudes with super scary names.
10:16 - That are fun to say in a dramatic way.
10:19 - Superman's got legs lethal.
10:21 - Yes.
10:23 - Green Lantern's got sinestro.
10:26 (growling)
10:29 - Sinestro.
10:30 - And the Flash has the rainbow, rainbow.
10:33 (laughing)
10:35 - Oh, Deathstroke.
10:44 - Whoa.
10:45 - Deadshot?
10:46 Deadshot's more likely.
10:47 - Yes.
10:53 - The Justice League will stop you.
10:55 - Sorry, my pathetic friend,
10:57 but the Justice League won't be coming.
11:00 - Is that Will Arnett as Slade Wilson?
11:01 - It might be.
11:02 - The deuterodium crystal, the perfect plot device.
11:07 (laughing)
11:08 - Yep.
11:09 - Stop right there.
11:14 - Deadpool?
11:15 - No.
11:16 - By the way, he should be saying that he's not me.
11:21 Okay, 'cause I came out like way before he did.
11:24 - Nah, I'm gonna do good.
11:24 - DC coming at him.
11:25 - Look into the camera and say something inappropriate.
11:28 (laughing)
11:31 - Amazing.
11:32 - Most ultimate super villain the world has ever seen.
11:36 I am Slade.
11:37 - Slade.
11:41 - No one can withstand my powers.
11:45 ♪ Mind manipulation ♪
11:49 - An ordinary pencil made of rigid wood.
11:52 - It's gonna make it wave.
11:53 - Can a solid pencil do this?
11:56 (laughing)
11:59 - Oh no, no.
12:01 - An ordinary opposable thumb connected by flesh.
12:04 - Don't do it.
12:07 - Don't do it, Slade.
12:08 - Don't do it.
12:08 - No, Slade, no.
12:09 (screaming)
12:12 - Humanity.
12:12 - Look it guys, I'm serious, look.
12:16 - Don't do it.
12:17 - No, no.
12:19 - There's nothing there.
12:22 - Aint you look.
12:23 - See you later losers.
12:25 Give me a call when you guys learn
12:27 how to be real superheroes.
12:29 - Oh, we will.
12:30 - He's right, we're not real superheroes.
12:33 (laughing)
12:37 - It's okay, buddy.
12:40 I love just how much play Slade Wilson gets
12:42 in all these movies.
12:43 He is one of the most recurring villains.
12:45 - I mean, he was almost Joe Mangiolano
12:47 for a whole thing for the Batman movie.
12:49 He was gonna be the big bad for Affleck's Arkham movie.
12:52 - Hero, superhero.
12:56 Come check this out.
13:00 - What?
13:01 - Gennaro.
13:02 - What is happening?
13:03 - Superheroes across the land.
13:06 - What the hell?
13:07 - Check this out.
13:08 (laughing)
13:10 - What is happening?
13:13 - This is among the best sequences
13:16 I've seen in any superhero thing.
13:19 They even changed the animation style.
13:21 - Look at the toes.
13:22 - What?
13:27 - We all gathered out here for this?
13:29 (screaming)
13:32 - Ouch.
13:34 - Zatanna.
13:34 (screaming)
13:37 - Oh, geez, that was 300.
13:39 - Oh, so Robin Vroom's a Lion King.
13:44 - Yo, Robin, come peep this out, my man.
13:47 - He's got Bane's face on his punching bag.
13:49 - Now sit back, relax, and enjoy Robin.
13:54 - Young Justice crossed out.
13:56 - I would love some corn of pops.
13:58 - Boy that lived at the circus,
14:00 doing acrobatics and things.
14:02 - This is embarrassing.
14:03 - This is awesome.
14:04 - This probably took a long time.
14:05 - It's adorable, they worked all night.
14:07 - You need an upbeat, inspirational song about life.
14:11 - There's no giving up, the power's inside.
14:14 Yeah, that's what's up.
14:15 (laughing)
14:18 - Get in my pants.
14:20 - You need it, this song will open up your eyes.
14:23 (laughing)
14:25 - Oh no, be careful of the rainbow guy, though.
14:27 - Oh yeah, Flash's big bad.
14:29 (laughing)
14:30 ♪ And you know it's over ♪
14:32 - Ah, Mystic Narwhal.
14:33 - Narwhal, yeah.
14:34 ♪ It's time to get ♪
14:35 - What the Anne Frank is happening?
14:37 - An Anne, wait, Lisa Frank.
14:42 - Oh that's what it is.
14:42 (laughing)
14:45 - I said it with such conviction
14:47 that I was like, this gotta be right.
14:49 - That's not it, I know something's up.
14:51 - This Lisa Frank sequence is amazing.
14:56 - Reality!
14:57 ♪ And you know it's over ♪
15:00 - Yeah, it's like snorting a trepor keeper.
15:03 - Yeah, the amount of drugs Lisa Frank did
15:06 to give us our childhood, so appreciated, Lisa.
15:09 ♪ Inspirational song about life ♪
15:13 - Is that Michael Bolton?
15:15 (laughing)
15:17 I think it is.
15:19 - Yep.
15:19 ♪ The trip ♪
15:24 - Oh, definitely Michael Bolton, if there's a sax solo.
15:27 - Where's Papa Neil?
15:29 - The President's Rushmore was beautiful.
15:33 - I'm gonna play this to myself when I'm feeling down.
15:35 - Remember the Michael Bolton tiger?
15:37 - Oh yeah.
15:38 ♪ Don't tell me this ain't ♪
15:43 ♪ You're lucky ♪
15:44 - Up, bees.
15:45 ♪ It's in our beat and it's fine ♪
15:48 - Oh no!
15:53 - I think his dad is a cop.
15:54 - Run!
15:55 (laughing)
15:57 - Cartoon Network.
15:58 - You think his dad is a cop?
15:59 - Oh my god.
16:01 - Superman with the mustache on the Chinese.
16:03 - Yeah, the big green ass.
16:05 - The mustache.
16:06 - Titans.
16:07 - Are you ready to be movie stars?
16:10 - Yes.
16:11 - Uh.
16:16 (laughing)
16:18 - You don't remember us?
16:19 - Perhaps this will remind--
16:21 - Stop, not on the list.
16:22 (laughing)
16:24 - Now how are we supposed to get in?
16:25 - Uh, portal.
16:27 - Oh.
16:28 (laughing)
16:29 - Start with that.
16:31 - Oh man, I love this.
16:32 - That is where the Animaniacs live.
16:34 - Now something movie is coming.
16:35 - The Animaniacs are canon.
16:37 - Yes.
16:38 - '89, the Batman plot, it's great.
16:42 - Detective Chip in the case of missing something.
16:44 He needs his own movie.
16:45 - Dude, take it from me.
16:45 - You've gotta watch this.
16:46 - Spin-off.
16:47 - About every superhero--
16:48 - Stan leaves.
16:49 - In time they make one about me.
16:51 - Soundstage must be a--
16:52 (laughing)
16:53 - Everybody look at me, I'm Stan Lee,
16:56 doing my subtle cameo.
16:58 (laughing)
17:00 - This is a DC movie?
17:04 Oh gee, I gotta get outta here.
17:06 (laughing)
17:07 - Yeah.
17:08 - That was actually Stan.
17:09 - Don't let the mouse catch you, I think it was, yeah.
17:10 - That's beautiful.
17:12 Oh, I love it, Stan got a DC cameo.
17:14 - This has such good will.
17:16 - It really does, it's very warm.
17:18 - Take one, Batman versus Superman part two,
17:20 and just have fun with it, follow your instincts.
17:23 Magic.
17:24 - What's your mother's name?
17:28 - Martha.
17:29 - My mommy's name is Martha too.
17:31 (laughing)
17:34 - Why didn't you say that name sooner?
17:37 - What's your father's name?
17:38 - Jonathan.
17:39 - Mine's Thomas.
17:41 (laughing)
17:43 - She won't just give you a movie, you have to take it.
17:46 - Now what do you want?
17:47 - A movie.
17:48 - Oh God.
17:49 - It's okay, Hightop Films got you covered.
17:52 - Would you please make a movie about me?
17:54 - What would that even be?
17:56 - It would be so awesome.
17:58 It would be the most incredible superhero movie
18:02 the world has ever seen.
18:05 The screens would light up.
18:06 - Yes.
18:07 - Explosions and special effects.
18:09 Like tons and tons of special effects.
18:12 My super sweet cape would be special effects.
18:15 - Yeah.
18:16 - 'Cause it's my movie, my movie, my superhero movie.
18:19 ♪ It's all about me, yeah, it's all about me ♪
18:22 - Yes, all the covers.
18:25 ♪ Picture my booty up in 3D ♪
18:27 - Yes.
18:28 - It's Nightwing.
18:29 - (laughing) That's true.
18:31 It's down the line in the franchise.
18:32 ♪ You billionaire ♪
18:35 ♪ Standing tall with adult size hands ♪
18:38 ♪ And gorgeous hair ♪
18:41 - To be played by John, he's ready.
18:44 - I am Robin.
18:45 ♪ Bum, buh, bum, bum, boom ♪
18:47 ♪ It would play every time that I entered a room ♪
18:50 ♪ Then I'd say my sweet and ominous catchphrase ♪
18:54 ♪ Crack an egg on it ♪
18:56 (laughing)
18:58 - Crack an egg on it.
19:00 - Oh, Robin Egg?
19:03 - I like that they took the time
19:04 to make this a real musical.
19:06 - No one wants to watch a movie about a sidekick.
19:08 I mean, the only way I'd even consider it
19:11 is if there were no other superheroes.
19:13 And I promised not to keep you in mind for future projects.
19:17 - Ouch.
19:19 Jade Wilson.
19:20 - All we have to do is kill all the other superheroes.
19:23 - Close, but no.
19:24 I want us to save them from becoming superheroes
19:27 in the first place.
19:28 - What?
19:29 What?
19:31 - We travel through time and stop those tragic events
19:34 from taking place.
19:35 (laughing)
19:37 - He's okay with his family dying, but not others.
19:40 - Summon the time cycles.
19:42 - Azarath, Metreon, Zinthos.
19:45 - Ooh.
19:46 (dramatic music)
19:47 - Time juice.
19:49 - Time.
19:50 (dramatic music)
19:51 - All right!
19:52 (dramatic music)
19:55 - Big wheels are always the answer.
19:56 - Yep.
19:57 - Riding big wheels on the lot, though?
19:59 That'd be dope.
20:00 - Libyan terrorists to sell us plutonium at this hour.
20:04 - We don't need plutonium.
20:06 - They got the music cue and everything.
20:08 It's so good.
20:09 (humming)
20:10 - Let's go back to the future!
20:12 I mean, the past!
20:14 (groaning)
20:15 (laughing)
20:17 - Powered by radness.
20:19 - Yes.
20:19 - Fuel the rad!
20:20 (dramatic music)
20:22 - Oh.
20:23 (dramatic music)
20:24 (laughing)
20:25 - Shit!
20:26 (laughing)
20:29 - Jason Todd's Pro Skater.
20:31 - I think that's the voice in Dick Cage, too.
20:33 - Engage!
20:34 (dramatic music)
20:37 - I'll be good in a touch!
20:43 - Dude!
20:44 Damn!
20:47 (laughing)
20:49 What a cut!
20:49 (laughing)
20:51 - That's not good at all.
20:52 (laughing)
20:54 - Someone doing Brando?
20:55 (laughing)
20:57 - The planet is collapsing.
20:58 - If you wanna save the planet,
21:00 you gots to play the right music.
21:02 - Yeah, let us show you how it's done.
21:04 - Oh, jeez.
21:06 This will go well.
21:07 (upbeat music)
21:10 (laughing)
21:12 (upbeat music)
21:14 - Whoa!
21:15 (upbeat music)
21:17 (gasping)
21:18 - The Superman symbol has lights and a club
21:21 is something else.
21:23 (laughing)
21:25 (upbeat music)
21:27 - The sickest drop in Kryptonian history.
21:35 (upbeat music)
21:38 (laughing)
21:39 - Oh, jeez, no!
21:41 No, little cow!
21:42 - Always butts in DC animated.
21:44 Always butts!
21:45 - Gotta get those butts, man.
21:46 Butts are edgy.
21:47 - It's true, it's true.
21:49 They make you laugh.
21:50 They saved Krypton.
21:52 (laughing)
21:53 - Oh, no!
21:54 - Yes!
21:55 - What do the captions say?
21:56 The world's greatest adventure, what character?
21:58 (upbeat music)
22:01 - Back in time, they did it!
22:04 - They did, they saved it.
22:05 (laughing)
22:06 - Oh, my God!
22:07 (laughing)
22:11 - Oh, jeepers!
22:13 No, guys, no!
22:15 - They just killed baby Aquaman!
22:17 Oh, the turtles!
22:18 Ha!
22:19 The ooze!
22:20 (laughing)
22:22 - How did they have the rights to do?
22:23 I mean, I guess it's safe.
22:25 - The mask absorber.
22:26 - Oh, man.
22:28 - Oh, crime alley.
22:29 - Stop, you can't go down there!
22:31 - That is crime alley, you dumb dumb!
22:33 (laughing)
22:36 - The shortcut's through Happy Lane instead.
22:39 - Yes.
22:40 - Where are Martha's pearls?
22:41 - Oh.
22:41 There never had to be any.
22:45 - Back in the present, and there are no more superheroes.
22:48 (screaming)
22:49 - Wow.
22:50 (laughing)
22:51 Oh, no.
22:52 (laughing)
22:54 - Ooh, hot air balloon, I like that.
22:56 (laughing)
22:57 - Freaking rainbow dude!
22:58 (laughing)
22:59 - Oh, no, Lex!
23:01 Just shaving all the heads.
23:02 - The world has become a horrific wasteland.
23:05 - But, are they still making superhero movies?
23:07 (laughing)
23:09 - No!
23:10 (laughing)
23:11 - Oh, no!
23:11 - No movies, only suffering.
23:13 - I want a t-shirt that says, "No movies, only suffering."
23:18 - They've got a re-murder?
23:20 (laughing)
23:22 - No, no!
23:22 (laughing)
23:27 - Oh, jeez.
23:29 (laughing)
23:31 - That's awesome.
23:33 - Yay!
23:35 - Yeah!
23:36 - They just killed Aquaman.
23:36 (laughing)
23:40 - Oh!
23:40 - Wow!
23:41 - Wow!
23:42 (laughing)
23:44 - That was grim.
23:45 - The spurs coming out, that was so savage.
23:48 - This is how it's slayed.
23:51 - Slayed.
23:52 - Slayed.
23:52 - If we can make him our arch nemesis,
23:56 then Jade Wilson will see that we're worthy of a movie.
23:58 So, you guys, Titans, go!
24:01 - See, the secret is they won't have to defeat him.
24:05 (laughing)
24:06 They'll have to use nepotism.
24:07 - Ah, that's the trick in Hollywood.
24:09 - That's the trick.
24:10 - So, who are Joe Mangiliano's parents?
24:13 I think it's Manganiello.
24:14 Apologies to Joe.
24:15 Manganiello's parents.
24:16 - Wow, Coy.
24:17 - I know, I know.
24:17 - Anne Frank and now Joel Mangiliano.
24:20 - I was so convicted with Anne Frank.
24:22 - Thoroughly enjoy disposing of your inferior intellects
24:26 with mine manipulation!
24:28 - Yes.
24:30 - Oh my gosh, what's that over there?
24:32 (screeching)
24:33 - Oh, they've learned.
24:36 - What is that on your shirt right there?
24:38 - No.
24:39 - Why are you having to go in public like that?
24:40 - I don't know how that's possible.
24:42 I'm not even wearing a shirt.
24:44 - Oh, yeah.
24:47 - Titans, go!
24:49 - Yes.
24:50 - Whoa.
24:54 - Dang.
24:55 - Impressive.
24:56 - Yes.
24:57 (rock music)
24:59 - Let's go.
25:02 - Well done, Raven.
25:08 (grunting)
25:10 - Booyah!
25:11 - Nice.
25:15 (laughing)
25:18 Alley-oop.
25:19 - Pretty good with the bow stuff.
25:25 - How's it going?
25:26 - What up, Deadpool?
25:28 - I'm not Deadpool.
25:29 - Now if they could get a Wade Wilson appearance.
25:34 - What if they're not calling him Deathstroke
25:36 because of the Ben Affleck movie?
25:39 - Maybe.
25:40 - 'Cause they didn't even call him Slade Wilson,
25:41 just Slade.
25:42 - Yeah.
25:43 - Yeah, we do.
25:44 (screaming)
25:45 - Whoa.
25:46 (laughing)
25:50 - What is happening?
25:51 - Oh my God.
25:52 - That is my favorite cyborg.
25:54 - Just the head of cyborg with little jolts.
25:57 - Yeah.
25:58 - Yes.
26:04 (upbeat music)
26:07 - Vault access granted.
26:09 - Jeez.
26:10 - No one can penetrate our vault.
26:12 Nice job, Titans.
26:13 - Uh-oh.
26:15 - No.
26:19 - He's just a head.
26:26 - Get up.
26:28 (coughing)
26:29 Stop milking it.
26:30 - You saved me.
26:31 - Let's not make it a big deal.
26:34 - Yeah, you too.
26:35 (laughing)
26:43 - Crack an egg on it.
26:45 - Crack an egg on it.
26:47 - It's a cool and ominous catchphrase.
26:50 - Yep.
26:50 - I get away and you foil my next plan
26:53 in an even more heroic way.
26:55 That's what happens in a great superhero movie.
26:59 - Uh-oh, don't listen to a man.
27:02 - Where'd he go?
27:03 - Oh, it worked.
27:04 Middle of Hollywood Boulevard, got away.
27:06 - They're stronger than I thought.
27:08 Not too strong, actually fairly weak compared to me.
27:11 Definitely my cardio is superior.
27:13 - Yes.
27:15 Got it, got a stretch, man.
27:18 Oh, wow.
27:23 - It's Jade.
27:24 She wants to see us tomorrow morning at the studio.
27:27 - It's a trap.
27:28 - I don't trust her.
27:30 - We should be on the list.
27:30 - This guy.
27:31 - Oh, it's the Teen Titans.
27:33 Oh, wow, wow.
27:34 Everyone is talking about you.
27:36 You're on the list.
27:38 - Hey, hey.
27:39 My man.
27:41 - Is Jade Wade in drag?
27:43 - Oh, hey.
27:44 - Is that why they haven't said Slade Wilson?
27:47 - That battle with Slade?
27:48 I mean, it was electric.
27:51 You have proven to me that you are more than a sidekick.
27:54 The Teen Titans movie set.
27:57 - Whoa.
27:57 - Incredible.
28:01 Miniatures, good.
28:02 There's a joke in there.
28:07 There's a reference in there.
28:09 Side characters in like a million Disney movies.
28:11 - So real.
28:12 - Even the toilet.
28:13 - Start side-plushing.
28:14 - Yes.
28:15 - I pooped in it.
28:16 - Doggy, do not go in that bathroom
28:18 'cause I just wrecked it, baby.
28:19 - Oh, no.
28:22 - Prop toilet.
28:23 - I don't know, bro.
28:24 Look real to me.
28:26 - There is nothing quite like doing the poops
28:28 in the new bathroom.
28:30 - Oh, there is nowhere for the poops to go.
28:34 - Hey, keep it down.
28:35 Trying to poop in here.
28:37 - Everyone poops.
28:38 - You pooped on my set.
28:40 - Miss Wilson, I am so sorry.
28:42 - It's cool.
28:43 I deal with people like this all day.
28:45 - Teen Titans.
28:46 (laughing)
28:47 - Star.
28:48 - Slade, get him.
28:50 (gunshots)
28:52 - Teen Titans go to the bathroom.
28:54 - I'm just playing Slade in the movie.
28:55 It's me, Shia LaBeouf.
28:57 - Oh, it's Shia LaBeouf.
29:00 - That demon.
29:00 - Oh, geez.
29:02 Oh, no.
29:04 Oh, golly.
29:04 This has aged interestingly.
29:07 - This isn't going to work.
29:09 - Oh, maybe this was a mistake.
29:10 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
29:11 It's not.
29:12 Please, just give me a second.
29:14 - It's okay.
29:15 They gave Ezra Miller a pass.
29:16 - You're gonna be a big star, Robin.
29:20 As long as your team doesn't get into any more shenanigans.
29:24 - Anybody up for some shenanigans?
29:27 - Oh, Ettu Cyborg.
29:29 ♪ Shenanigans, shenanigans ♪
29:33 - Oh, God.
29:34 No, no, no.
29:36 (laughing)
29:40 That's kind of a good look, though.
29:42 No.
29:43 (gunshots)
29:45 (laughing)
29:47 Oh, geez.
29:48 - Whoa, they got that good food in there, yo.
29:53 - It's me, Lois Lane.
29:55 - Well, hello, Lois.
29:57 - I'm terrible.
29:58 You gotta save me from Gene Hackman's real estate scheme.
30:02 (laughing)
30:04 - I'm coming, Lois.
30:11 (gunshots)
30:12 I'm coming, Lois.
30:13 - Oh, the McCabe Superman forever.
30:17 - Gene Hackman's real estate scheme.
30:19 - Let's dig in.
30:20 - That is the best themed food.
30:22 Oh my God.
30:23 Someone please make all of this.
30:25 - I hope the crafty at the premiere was this.
30:27 - Yeah, exactly, 100%.
30:29 Is that Crypto?
30:30 Or, hey, who's Superman's dog's name?
30:32 - Ace?
30:33 Oh, no, Ace is Batman's dog.
30:34 Crypto. - Crypto, hey.
30:35 - Yeah, you're right, you're right.
30:36 (dramatic music)
30:39 - What?
30:41 No.
30:42 - Doomsday device.
30:43 Let's destroy it.
30:45 - Fire!
30:46 - Oh, I knew you were goofsters,
30:49 but using Lois and now this?
30:51 - It's a bullet bill.
30:53 We don't have rights to that.
30:54 - By exploiting your other weakness.
30:57 - Cryptonite power!
31:00 - Oh my God.
31:01 No.
31:02 No!
31:04 No!
31:06 (screaming)
31:09 - Are you building a Doomsday device?
31:15 - Doomsday stands for digitally ordering
31:18 online movies streaming directly at you.
31:20 - What?
31:22 - You guys are jokes.
31:24 That's why I won't make a Teen Titans movie.
31:26 - I would make a Robin movie.
31:29 - I know you would never do it
31:31 because your friends are too important to you.
31:33 - Oh, no.
31:34 - He would- - I'll do it!
31:36 - No!
31:37 - Robin.
31:38 - Good luck to you, Robin.
31:40 I hope to one day see your movie.
31:42 I think it will be very good.
31:44 A big Hollywood star.
31:50 - Yes, that trailer.
31:52 - Oh my God, no.
31:54 Not the hands.
31:55 Oh my God, he looks like Dexter on Picture Day.
31:58 - Oh, this is terrifying.
32:01 - Just like that episode of Dexter's Lab.
32:03 - No longer a sidekick.
32:07 - That's not me.
32:09 - Oh, that was electric.
32:11 - I like how there's no crew.
32:14 - Nope, they're just directing and DP and lighting.
32:17 That's all of it.
32:18 - We are about to film the final scene of your movie.
32:23 (door slams)
32:24 - Don't trust it.
32:25 - You just defeated Slade.
32:27 You've returned to the Tower Vault
32:28 so you can lock away his evil device
32:30 along with the pain of your past.
32:32 Robin, the superhero!
32:35 - Aw. - Mm-hmm.
32:36 - Two.
32:42 - No, no, no, I'm fine.
32:45 Let's finish this movie.
32:46 - And that's what makes you a real hero.
32:50 - What's your name and address and birthday?
32:52 Recite it to me.
32:54 - Facial scan accepted.
32:56 - Whoa, these effects are pretty impressive.
32:58 - Oh, I see. - This is just like our vault.
33:00 - I've designed it with meticulous attention to detail.
33:02 - Oh God.
33:04 - Make it look real!
33:05 - All right.
33:06 - Code accepted.
33:10 - Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
33:13 - While you were knocked out by our lighting accident,
33:14 I moved you to the actual Titans Tower
33:16 so you could open the real vault for me.
33:19 That would make a great villain plot.
33:21 - Uh.
33:21 - What is that?
33:24 - No.
33:25 - I don't see anything.
33:26 There's nothing there.
33:27 - Made you look.
33:28 - No!
33:29 - Oh no.
33:32 - So everything, the movie, turning me against my friends,
33:37 it was all just--
33:38 - Mind manipul--
33:40 (screaming)
33:42 - No.
33:43 - It was all part of my master plan, Robin.
33:45 - Yes.
33:46 - All the superheroes movie deals.
33:49 - Batman.
33:50 - I stole valuable pieces of tech
33:52 from the cities they once protected.
33:54 I fully energized dithronium crystals.
33:57 - Oh.
33:58 - Encrypt your movie with my patented mind manipulation.
34:03 - Diabolique.
34:04 - To every screen in the entire world.
34:06 And everyone will be mine to control.
34:09 People will rob banks for me.
34:12 People will build monuments.
34:14 - Insane.
34:16 - This shall be your final scene, magic.
34:20 (gasps)
34:22 - No!
34:24 Sing a show stopping number.
34:25 - I'm a failure with no friends
34:28 and tiny little baby hands.
34:30 - Oh, you're a virgin who can't drive.
34:34 (laughing)
34:36 - The animation is--
34:37 - Ah, baby hands!
34:39 So disturbing.
34:40 - The little hands are so uncomfortable.
34:41 (laughing)
34:42 - It's just the details.
34:45 - Titans, it's Robin.
34:47 I was wrong.
34:48 I thought we needed a movie to be real heroes.
34:51 We were already real heroes.
34:53 'Cause we were a team.
34:55 I'm going to Hollywood to set things right.
34:58 - Yep.
34:59 That's where you go.
35:00 - I'm sorry.
35:01 I never meant to let you down.
35:03 (gasps)
35:04 - Oh!
35:05 - Ha ha, let's go save the world, yo!
35:08 - Titans, go!
35:09 - Yes!
35:10 I wanna just say something, Raven.
35:12 - Our star can't be here tonight
35:14 because he has explosive diarrhea.
35:18 But he insists.
35:19 - Yes.
35:20 (clapping)
35:20 (laughing)
35:23 - So without further ado, sit back, relax, and--
35:26 - Enjoy us ruining your plan.
35:28 - Fighting through explosive diarrhea.
35:30 What a champ.
35:31 (laughing)
35:34 - Yeah, not a goof anymore.
35:36 - Jade, or should I say,
35:38 - Oh.
35:40 - Slade.
35:42 (gasps)
35:43 - Slade.
35:44 (laughing)
35:47 - Slade.
35:48 (whimpering)
35:56 (screaming)
35:59 - No!
36:00 - All the heroes, no!
36:02 - Destroy the Teen Titans.
36:04 - Just wanna pause every scene and like--
36:10 - Yeah, there's so much going on in every frame.
36:12 - We have to destroy that Doom Seed of ice.
36:14 - Jeez, every superhero fighting on the Water Brothers lot.
36:20 - On your left.
36:21 - I think we lost him.
36:22 - Oh no.
36:25 - Car!
36:25 - Oh!
36:27 - Way to go, Raven.
36:31 - Oh my goodness, no!
36:33 I never thought I would see that.
36:36 (laughing)
36:38 - Just like in the Dark Knight.
36:39 - Oh my god.
36:40 (screeching)
36:43 - Wowie.
36:46 (laughing)
36:47 - That is awesome.
36:49 That is an amazing gag.
36:50 - Oh, the Bat Scooter.
36:51 - Oh, Bat's case.
36:53 - Yes.
36:54 (laughing)
36:57 - Hope, for the mighty--
37:01 - Is this the Harry Potter set?
37:02 - Oh, that's a good call.
37:04 - Seriously?
37:05 - I'm back.
37:06 I don't care if it's a DC movie.
37:08 I love cameos.
37:10 - Not now, Stan Lee!
37:12 - Not now, Stan Lee.
37:13 - Exosio.
37:14 - Exosio, I love comic books.
37:17 - Oh, not now, Stan Lee.
37:19 (dramatic music)
37:22 It's the opening DC logo.
37:24 - Yeah.
37:25 - Justice League Dark.
37:27 - Portal.
37:28 - Oh yeah.
37:29 - Oh yeah.
37:29 - Right, right, right, right, right.
37:31 - Yeah, just like in that one that we watched,
37:33 where like the portal fell on them,
37:34 and they made it move.
37:35 - Oh yeah, they made it right there.
37:36 It is working.
37:37 (screeching)
37:38 - Oh my God, no!
37:40 No!
37:40 Are they called again, Heroes of the Unknown?
37:43 - Yep, they're Stan Unknown.
37:44 (dramatic music)
37:47 Gets his theme.
37:49 - Just take a quick peek.
37:51 It's your movie, your movie, your superhero movie.
37:54 It's all about you.
37:56 - We worked the animators to the bone for this.
37:58 - Hours and hours before the union.
38:00 - The union is because of this.
38:02 - Come on, Robin.
38:05 Let's take this fool out.
38:06 (laughing)
38:09 - No.
38:12 - Robin, stop.
38:13 Snap out of it.
38:14 - You've always held me back.
38:17 - No, no man.
38:19 They're your family.
38:19 - What are you talking about, bro?
38:21 (thudding)
38:22 - Oh.
38:23 - Beast Boy.
38:24 - Fight it, man.
38:25 - Robin, this is not the you.
38:29 (laughing)
38:31 - The Please.
38:32 There's another Robin movie you must see.
38:35 - Yeah, the real one.
38:37 - Yes.
38:38 - It's back.
38:39 - But when there's crime happening,
38:41 Robin is the dude who keeps fighting till he wins, yo.
38:43 He's like a bulldog.
38:45 - Before the Robin, we were all alone.
38:48 (laughing)
38:49 - Oh.
38:50 - He may not have superpowers, but he is a superhero.
38:54 - Truly. - Our hero.
38:55 - Oh.
38:58 (dramatic music)
39:00 - Yes.
39:01 - Titans?
39:02 - No, he is the back.
39:04 - Yes, he is.
39:05 (dramatic music)
39:08 - Oh no.
39:10 A mech.
39:10 (clanging)
39:14 Damn.
39:16 Teen Titans Go Gundam.
39:18 - Warner Brothers has got so much underground storage.
39:20 - I do.
39:21 (dramatic music)
39:23 - Ooh, hoo hoo.
39:25 (lasers firing)
39:27 - Has he had a giant mech suit in the comics?
39:30 - Not to my knowledge.
39:31 (laughing)
39:32 Usually does his own thing.
39:33 - Sure.
39:35 - Portal.
39:36 - Portal. - Portal.
39:36 (lasers firing)
39:38 - Whoa.
39:38 (laughing)
39:41 - That was weird.
39:42 (laughing)
39:44 - But we're still going to take you down.
39:49 - With what?
39:50 One of your stupid songs?
39:52 - Exactly.
39:53 - Yes.
39:54 - But to an animal.
39:55 - Animal?
39:56 - Animal?
39:57 - Yes, any animal.
39:58 Boom, pow.
39:59 - Yeah, I'm a kid now.
40:00 (laughing)
40:01 - Supersonic speed.
40:03 (laughing)
40:05 (fast forwarding)
40:06 - Oh, the Yen-Ding.
40:07 - Whoa.
40:07 - Nice.
40:08 - Robin, Robin in charge.
40:09 - Show 'em your baby hair.
40:10 - You know Robin, Robin's alive.
40:12 - Yeah.
40:12 (laughing)
40:15 - This song slaps a little bit.
40:17 - Teleporting magical powers, we are the hosts.
40:21 - Yeah.
40:22 - Ooh, Dragon Boy.
40:25 I love the way that he and Cyborg are able to like,
40:28 - Sympatico, yeah.
40:30 (fast forwarding)
40:33 (screaming)
40:35 - That song was monumentally dope.
40:40 (laughing)
40:43 - Yes it was.
40:44 - What about the other superheroes?
40:46 (fast forwarding)
40:47 - Voyagers, we're free.
40:49 - No, no, no, no.
40:50 (clapping)
40:52 Poor Voyagers of the unknown.
40:56 - Saved the world.
40:57 - I guess you aren't such goobsters after all.
41:00 (dramatic music)
41:02 - Aww, slow clap man.
41:05 - I've learned something important today.
41:07 You don't need to be super to be a superhero.
41:09 You just need to be yourself.
41:12 - Yep, agreed.
41:14 - At least three.
41:16 (dramatic music)
41:17 (laughing)
41:18 - Expanding on that thought.
41:20 - Yes.
41:21 - Why are you still talking?
41:23 - I'm simply trying to highlight the lesson we all learned.
41:25 - No one wants to hear that man.
41:27 (farting)
41:28 - Credits, credits, credits.
41:30 - I am sorry this is Robin, but this is not that kind of movie.
41:33 - This is my dream.
41:34 - To the credits.
41:35 - Credits, credits.
41:37 - Ask your parents where babies come from.
41:39 - What?
41:40 (clapping)
41:44 (laughing)
41:46 - Oh this movie caused a lot of awkward conversations.
41:50 - Oh.
41:51 - It's gotta be a post credit scene.
41:53 There's no way there's not.
41:53 - I feel like there's gotta be something in here, yeah.
41:55 It's like usually we would just start the review,
41:56 but also like.
41:57 - Yeah, like inevitably for a.
41:59 - Oh.
41:59 (dramatic music)
42:00 - Is it working?
42:01 (farting)
42:02 - Almost got it.
42:04 - Whoa.
42:05 - They need to know we're still here.
42:07 - Booyah, we're transmitting.
42:10 - Whoa.
42:11 - Can anyone hear us?
42:12 We think we found a way back.
42:15 - Whoa.
42:17 - The old animation.
42:18 - Whoa.
42:20 - Oh that's cool.
42:21 - Dang.
42:22 - Did that ever become anything?
42:25 - I don't know.
42:27 - No.
42:28 - 'Cause there was no sequel to this I don't think.
42:30 Did the old animation come back?
42:32 - Let's find out.
42:33 - That's cool.
42:34 - Friggin' Michael Bolton too.
42:36 - But like Cartoon Network shut down, didn't it?
42:38 Effectively.
42:39 - According to this Vulture article,
42:42 it says that you'd think this was setting up a sequel
42:45 to Teen Titans Go to the Movies.
42:47 It's not, nor is it advertising an upcoming
42:49 Gritty Titans show, also about the Teen Titans on,
42:54 oh, you remember the DC streaming service?
42:56 - Ah yes.
42:57 - Instead it's about another show, Teen Titans,
43:00 which used to air on Cartoon Network.
43:01 - It was before Teen Titans Go.
43:03 - Yes, still confused?
43:04 Of course you are.
43:05 You see, back in the aunts prior to the debut
43:07 of Teen Titans Go, there were five seasons
43:09 of a much more serious cartoon called Teen Titans.
43:12 - The same voice cast.
43:13 - Years after the cancellation, 2006,
43:15 the original voice cast was brought back
43:17 for this extremely goofy and visually stylized
43:20 Teen Titans Go cartoon.
43:22 Previous Teen Titans has been mourned by fans ever since.
43:27 So I guess--
43:30 - Oh, so I guess if this did well,
43:32 they were gonna bring it back.
43:33 - Sure, yeah, and I mean, it could be one of those things
43:35 that's just like open-ended of like,
43:36 hey, we know how much people like this,
43:38 and also, I mean, 2018, where are we in the multiverse?
43:43 Where are we in the multiversal thing?
43:47 - Yeah, and five years ago, I don't think, Titmouse.
43:50 - Oh, Titmouse worked on this, nice.
43:52 - Hell yeah.
43:53 - Yeah, I'm trying to think, 'cause that feels to me
43:55 here and now kind of like one of those multiversal things.
43:57 - I think 2018 was Infinity War.
43:58 - Oh, it was another universe breaking through, you know?
44:00 - Yeah, a lot of things have done that since.
44:02 - That was still fun, though.
44:03 - It must have been a great moment for Teen Titans fans.
44:05 - I was gonna say, yeah.
44:06 Oh, well, how are you feeling, sir?
44:09 - Enjoyed it, it's definitely not my tone,
44:11 but I was able to put myself into that tone
44:14 and have a good time.
44:15 It's a fun, very warm experience.
44:18 I think it introduced a lot of youngins to characters
44:21 that are delightful, and the Teen Titans obviously
44:23 are that great younger, skewing team to get people into.
44:28 They don't have to be, but they can be a gateway,
44:31 as per the first five seasons being darker
44:33 and then them going lighter.
44:34 I definitely love the Titans.
44:37 I always think of the comic more,
44:39 but this is so much fun.
44:41 - Oh, yeah.
44:42 - And these characters are so approachable.
44:44 I know so many people that know comics because of the Titans,
44:46 so I think making a younger, skewing movie is great.
44:50 That's what you bring families to, so it was a lot of fun.
44:52 - Yeah, no, I agree.
44:53 This was, at least to me, this was an absolute joy,
44:57 and certainly this had the right blend of things
45:00 I remember from old Cartoon Network cartoons,
45:02 or just that spirit, some of that animation style,
45:06 and obviously that is part of Teen Titans Go! anyway,
45:09 but yeah, this managed to mix all of that
45:13 with the joys and pleasures of a movie
45:16 and the meta tone of voice.
45:20 Again, thinking about something like a Lego Batman,
45:23 this isn't quite as hyper-kinetic as that is,
45:26 but it's still-- - It is Michael Bolton!
45:28 - Yeah, see? - Sorry, I had to check.
45:30 - I feel like Michael Bolton, especially since
45:31 the Lonely Island collabs and stuff--
45:33 - Just having a good time.
45:34 - Has just been like,
45:34 "Let's just get down on the comedy train."
45:37 But yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:38 I love, this isn't what I'm watching all the time,
45:42 but because I'm a sophisticated adult--
45:44 - Ah, yes!
45:45 - But I love this style, I love just this fun
45:49 and warm and bouncy and sort of irreverent approach
45:53 to these things, and like, yeah, you have your kid stuff,
45:56 like there's your obligatory fart joke here or there.
45:58 I feel like, especially the further we've gotten
46:01 into time and cinema--
46:03 (laughing)
46:05 This is lost in the credits.
46:08 At least we know what's in the--
46:09 - Challengers, I believe we may have missed
46:12 the motion picture.
46:14 - Oh, it's okay.
46:16 - Oh, that's fun.
46:17 - It's okay.
46:17 (laughing)
46:19 Now that is a post-credits beat.
46:21 - Nicely done.
46:22 - I appreciated that.
46:22 - Yeah, that was a good post-credit moment.
46:25 - But yeah, this had all the charms I love about a cartoon,
46:28 plus all the charms I love about a--
46:29 - Teen Titans Go versus Teen Titans.
46:31 There is another thing.
46:32 - Okay!
46:33 - It looks like they came back, and so that article must've--
46:34 - 2019?
46:35 - That article must've been written before they announced--
46:37 - Must've been written immediately as this released.
46:39 - Oh, that's awesome.
46:40 - Okay, cool.
46:41 - Teen Titans Go sees Space Jam.
46:43 There are so many things.
46:44 - Oh, dang.
46:45 - Oh, wait, wait, is this real?
46:47 - Teen Titans Go, yeah, I mean,
46:49 these are all movies that are real.
46:51 - All right.
46:52 - There's the whole Teen Titans Go move-a-verse.
46:54 - I did not know any of that until this moment.
46:56 - I mean, I would be, I'm curious about it all,
46:59 and if it's--
46:59 - I love that we were just talking, like,
47:01 theoretically through the whole credits,
47:02 and everybody watching this is like,
47:03 yeah, there's 10 things that followed this.
47:06 - There's a movie.
47:07 - Like, the Teen Titans original,
47:09 I love that they got to come back.
47:10 That's really awesome.
47:11 - Yeah.
47:12 - Are the same voice actors voicing,
47:15 like, the serious and the comedic?
47:16 That'd be great.
47:17 - That would be a very fun experiment, for sure.
47:20 - That's great.
47:20 Sorry, I didn't realize, audience.
47:22 - It's all, you know what, it's okay.
47:24 We're all human, Cole.
47:25 - You know what, I just don't follow
47:26 the Teen Titans verse, thank you, I appreciate that.
47:28 - On behalf of the audience.
47:29 - I'm in the comic medium much more
47:31 than the animated medium,
47:32 which is why we started this journey,
47:34 so I could see more of the animated stuff.
47:35 - Sure, no, and this, to me, again, yeah,
47:37 it's very much in the spirit of a Saturday morning cartoon,
47:41 but I thought it had enough of that sort of knowing,
47:44 you know, genre-ribbing, that sort of loving,
47:48 but meta, you know, irreverent genre-ribbing,
47:51 and it's enough of a movie to feel like an actual movie.
47:54 It doesn't feel like, eh, you know,
47:58 you kind of could've plopped this on TV.
48:00 Like, this was really charming and consistent,
48:04 and so many great little background details,
48:06 and like, little surprise characters popping up,
48:08 and the fact that, yeah.
48:10 - They, what I appreciated, too,
48:13 'cause there was a Space Jam, a new legacy screen
48:16 that HBO has propped in front of us,
48:18 and it's funny, 'cause I'm looking at this,
48:21 and I was just listening to somebody rant about,
48:23 I was listening to the YMS rant
48:25 about Space Jam, a new legacy,
48:27 and part of what he was talking about was that,
48:28 you know, it's all Warner Brothers stuff,
48:30 which I get is part of the point,
48:31 but if you look at the original Space Jam,
48:33 they would pull stuff from, like, outside of there,
48:35 and I appreciate that this,
48:37 even though it did a bunch of stuff with the DC stable
48:39 and Warner Brothers in general,
48:41 it wasn't only doing that,
48:42 it was doing, like, a bunch of, like, Marvel nods,
48:44 - Yeah. - Stan Lee, like,
48:47 I think it helps when you're doing, like,
48:50 a big meta mashup and you're borrowing characters.
48:52 - So now it feels like a pure commercial.
48:53 - Yeah, yeah, it's like,
48:54 if you're reaching across the aisle some of the time,
48:56 and, you know, making the effort,
48:58 that suggests that you had to make
49:00 some kind of concerted effort to include this,
49:03 and I think those are choices that are strong
49:06 and that help, you know, make something like this feel
49:09 special, yeah, rather than just a volley of, like,
49:11 hey, we have the rights to this,
49:12 so this is technically a commercial for our catalog.
49:14 - Yeah. - You know?
49:15 - Which is definitely what Space Jam felt like.
49:17 - Yeah, and I loved the just meta narrative
49:19 of Robin wants his movie,
49:21 and, I mean, Robin in live action cinema
49:24 has been such a thing over time,
49:25 and so, like, it made for, to me,
49:28 like, the right meta narrative,
49:31 and then to have it be that the movies
49:32 are sort of what they're using to, you know,
49:34 pull one over-- - Warp the world.
49:35 - Yeah, warp the world and brainwash
49:37 all the other superheroes and stuff like that,
49:39 you know, like, I thought they did a really fun
49:41 and nice job, and it played off of things
49:43 that we've seen in the past, like,
49:45 I started to think of some of the DCAMU
49:48 Teen Titans movies that we saw,
49:50 and at least the first one of those
49:53 was, like, pretty high on both of our lists.
49:54 - Yeah, yeah, we liked the first one a lot.
49:55 - Yeah, and the other one that we didn't like as much
49:58 has Slade Wilson in, like, a creepy relationship with Terra.
50:03 - Yeah. - So, having Slade,
50:05 Slade, having him be the arch-nemesis,
50:10 like, is that true to the comics?
50:11 Is he their kind of guy? - Well, Deathstroke's
50:13 kind of the big bad in a lot of different facets.
50:16 - He gets so much play.
50:17 - Well, 'cause he's like, well, he's like Doppel.
50:20 He's a very interested character
50:21 that's got, like, awesome weapons and looks really cool,
50:24 and he's snarky and fun, and I mean,
50:26 I really wanted that Joe Manganiello take,
50:27 and I really thought that, like,
50:29 the Batman movie that Ben Affleck wanted to make
50:31 was apparently incredible, and then that was the big bad,
50:33 and we were so close, but I think there was just
50:36 so many cooks in the kitchen,
50:37 there were so many moving parts, like,
50:39 at points, like, Deathstroke was gonna be in multiple things.
50:41 We only got that one cameo, I think, in a post-credits scene.
50:44 - Sure. - So, it just,
50:45 but Deathstroke's a huge, huge part of the DC universe.
50:47 He's a big bad. - Okay.
50:49 - But yeah, I thought this did a really good job
50:52 playing with narrative.
50:52 It definitely felt like a movie versus a show.
50:54 It didn't feel like three episodes of a show.
50:55 It felt like a movie. - Yeah.
50:57 - I do think they did a good job
50:58 making it approachable for young and old.
51:00 There were definitely more adult jokes to tie into the young,
51:02 even though it was a very young tone.
51:03 I loved some of the layers in there.
51:06 The Easter eggs were a plenty,
51:07 which I'm sure the animators had a great time
51:09 making sure there was a lot to bite into.
51:12 Yeah, it's just, I don't generally watch
51:14 younger, skewing stuff, so I had a harder time connecting,
51:18 just 'cause I haven't watched, you know,
51:20 the Cartoon Network era stuff in years and years,
51:23 but I love that this exists, so, like,
51:25 when I inevitably have kids,
51:26 I'll have something to be like, this is, like,
51:28 I won't show a five-year-old the Batman.
51:32 (laughing)
51:34 That's when they're seven.
51:35 - Yes, let's start-- - But from five to seven,
51:39 - At the grittiest and work our way back.
51:40 - Now I've got something to show.
51:41 No, but I do think that's really good to have, like,
51:44 a gateway for kids to get into,
51:45 and I think this is the perfect way
51:47 to show them something a little longer,
51:48 good attention span builder,
51:50 good way to show them, like,
51:51 the difference between movies and TV,
51:52 good way to introduce a lot of characters.
51:54 I think it's important for these things to exist,
51:56 and I also think it's important to know,
51:59 even if it's not how you see, you know, the medium,
52:03 there are versions of all these things,
52:05 and I say that about, like, you know, multiverses,
52:07 but also even tones and things,
52:09 so I think the Teen Titans are a very
52:12 universal, approachable team, and this shows that.
52:14 - Yeah, no, 100%, and I feel like with this, too,
52:18 it's a nice kind of bridge, because, yeah,
52:20 it's something that kids can easily enjoy,
52:21 but it's also something that parents, if you're,
52:24 I imagine if you were a parent,
52:25 and you're not already versed in comics or something,
52:28 and you had to watch this,
52:29 this would probably be kind of fun for you, too,
52:31 and this would play on stuff that you've probably
52:33 at least been slightly aware of in pop culture,
52:35 even if you're not grabbing all the Easter eggs,
52:37 and I think recently I expressed a wit,
52:41 'cause I'm always sitting here being like,
52:42 give me a romance, but also, I think it's some,
52:45 we were watching "God of the Black Gaslight,"
52:46 and I was like, there was that musical number,
52:48 and I was like, I want one of these to be a musical,
52:49 and here we are, that was a full-on musical.
52:52 - Yeah, and like, you know, obviously, again,
52:54 it's pitched more towards kids.
52:56 You literally have a Disney animation,
52:59 you know, like, riff in the middle.
53:00 - I don't know if we're getting "Les Mis"
53:01 as a Gotham movie, though.
53:03 I don't know if we're getting a full adult musical comic.
53:05 Might be a little--
53:06 - That's, yeah, yeah, yeah.
53:07 It's like, I don't know if we'll ever see that.
53:09 I hope we do, but--
53:10 - I think it's called "The Folly of Two."
53:13 That comes out next year in cinema.
53:15 - You know what, though?
53:16 That is true. - I think it does.
53:16 - "Folly of Two," yeah, that's coming up.
53:17 - Starring Oscar-winner singer for "Walk the Line"
53:21 and Miss Lady Gaga.
53:23 - Yeah. (laughs)
53:24 - I mean, the fact, I love that.
53:25 I never would've thought of "The Joker" as a musical,
53:28 and then they cast someone who played someone
53:31 that got a musical Oscar for a biopic,
53:33 and then cast an actually great New York-voiced woman
53:38 that is a talented singer. - Yeah.
53:39 - It feels like everything conspired
53:41 to make that sequel a musical,
53:42 and it's gonna piss off all the bros
53:44 that emboldened by the first one.
53:46 That is such a perfect, faded line for a musical sequel.
53:49 I'm so excited. - Oh, 100%.
53:50 - I'm super stoked for "Joker 2."
53:52 - Yeah, and yeah, I am excited
53:54 to crest into the world of serious superhero musicals,
53:58 with a twist, I'm sure, it's "Joker."
54:00 But this was a nice step,
54:03 because yeah, it is a family joint,
54:05 so it makes sense to have it be a musical,
54:07 and even though, you know, they're rapping and stuff,
54:10 and that's a whole trope unto itself
54:12 of cartoon characters be rapping.
54:14 - Yeah. - The songs were pretty decent.
54:17 They were pretty catchy. - Like a bull.
54:18 - Pretty good.
54:19 For what this is, I feel like the songs
54:21 could be way more forgettable,
54:23 or way more just sort of like, eh,
54:24 whatever. - Yeah.
54:25 - And I thought that they did a nice job.
54:27 I liked that the song came,
54:28 their theme rap came back - Those are a prize.
54:31 - And was part of the key to solving,
54:34 you know, to vanquishing Slade's plan.
54:36 - As acknowledged by Slade. - Vanquishing Slade.
54:37 Yeah, and yeah, I just thought this tied together
54:41 really nicely, yeah.
54:43 - And much love to Lisa Frank.
54:44 - Yeah, and Anne Frank, I mean.
54:47 Both doing a lot for young lives.
54:50 (laughing)
54:51 Totally opposite ways. - I've said it like four times.
54:54 I said it, I'm so-- - Imagine if Anne Frank's diary
54:56 was contained in a Lisa Frank.
54:59 - Imagine if they reimagined Anne Frank's diary
55:02 in Lisa Frank imagery. - No.
55:05 The problem is, give capital,
55:08 if our current landscape doesn't just crumble
55:11 into the earth. - 'Cause people don't
55:12 read anymore.
55:13 The only way you're gonna get someone to read
55:14 Anne Frank's diary in today's school system,
55:16 you gotta Lisa Frank it.
55:17 - It's a, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a Kindle
55:19 with a Lisa Frank, like, flap on it.
55:22 Oh, I'm picturing, like, dolphins as Nazi soldiers.
55:24 I'm picturing, like, this thing is psychedelically colored.
55:27 It is intense. - Oh, no.
55:30 - Lisa Frank, the estate of Lisa Frank,
55:32 whoever you are, please do not adapt Anne Frank's diary.
55:36 - Oh, don't do that.
55:38 Yeah, I think we've found the line.
55:40 - Yeah, there it is, there it is.
55:41 - Don't do that, but I-- - But yeah,
55:42 I love the Lisa Frank love, and that was absurd,
55:45 and then they killed the tiger,
55:46 which was such a fun, weird, like, fourth wall,
55:49 like, what's real.
55:51 - Yeah, what's real, what's fantasy.
55:53 You've got the unknown dudes just floating out there
55:58 in nowhere in the credits land, like, oh.
56:02 And I really liked the recontextualization of the,
56:05 we've seen different iterations of, like,
56:07 who leads the team, and who's more of an adult
56:09 versus who's more of a kid, and I thought having them
56:11 all be kind of, not specifically defined as of this movie,
56:16 but, you know, it seems like they're pretty
56:17 all close together, you know.
56:18 - Yeah, I agree. - It makes it kind of fun.
56:20 Like, you know, we've seen the take where it's like,
56:22 oh, Starfire and Nightwing are kind of like
56:24 watching over everybody, and there's like Uncle Cyborg
56:27 kind of watching over everybody.
56:28 - Yeah, in this case, they're all teens.
56:29 - Yeah, it's here, they're all together,
56:31 they're all their own little units.
56:31 - The consistent portal joke, also very good.
56:33 That's another commentary on the superhero culture.
56:35 Yeah, there was some fun in there, that was definitely--
56:37 - Portal's good, always taking,
56:38 and we got a real Nick Cage Superman.
56:40 - We did, we did. - I was so thrilled.
56:43 - It was beautiful work. - So thrilled by that.
56:44 - Well, that, I believe, is gonna do it for Teen Titans.
56:47 Go to the movies, even the title itself has layers,
56:50 which I appreciate very much.
56:51 That was very fun.
56:53 Yeah, that is gonna do it.
56:54 Let us know in the comments below
56:55 what you want us to get into next.
56:58 We also have been watching Superman,
57:00 and I've been enjoying that very much.
57:01 I think by the time this airs,
57:03 we will have finished season one,
57:04 'cause it will have aired, or thereabouts, close to it.
57:06 We're gonna try to get on that one quickly,
57:08 so we'll be diving into that.
57:09 Let us know what else you want us to get into.
57:12 Thank you very much for being here.
57:13 We will see you for the next one.
57:15 Much love, Reject Nation.
57:17 Have a good one.
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