Diego the Tortoise saved his entire species by getting busy!
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00:00 Most of us will never live to see 100, much less get that much tail.
00:04 You get it?
00:05 It's tail, because animals got tail.
00:07 Meet Diego, the horniest 100 year old you will ever meet.
00:11 He's a Galapagos giant tortoise who has fathered a whopping 800 babies.
00:20 So about 50 years ago there were only 2 males and about 12 females of this particular type
00:24 of tortoise left in the world.
00:26 There are now thousands of these tortoises worldwide and 40% of them on Española are
00:32 Diego's kids.
00:33 And because this is the internet and people love a good story about turtle f***ing, he's
00:38 become quite the living legend.
00:40 BG2MPH, my first son's middle name will be Diego in honor of the tortoise that saved
00:45 his species.
00:46 Sus2hyphens, I can understand why one male tortoise would be so sexually appealing to
00:50 female tortoises, it's because he takes things slow.
00:54 Cat, happy Diego day, today we honor the tortoise who saved his species by having over 800 children,
01:00 he is a legend and a hero, go Diego go.
01:03 People have also taken it upon themselves to point out that if Diego were a dude, like
01:06 a human dude, that he would actually be number 3 on the list of men who have fathered the
01:10 most babies.
01:11 Move over, Duggars!
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