Coronation Street 13th September 2023
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00:00 *Musique*
00:23 - Right. Come on love. We gotta get some breakfast down here. And you know, we gotta get going soon.
00:29 - Otherwise we're gonna miss visiting hours.
00:31 - But he's not here yet.
00:34 - He was supposed to be here an hour ago.
00:36 Has he answered your text yet?
00:39 - No. But it says it's been read.
00:42 - Oh well, if he's read it and not replied then...
00:44 - Well, maybe his car's still being fixed.
00:47 - Or maybe something else has held him up and he can't make it.
00:51 But he should have let you know.
00:53 - Please, can't we just give him a little bit more time?
00:59 - Alright. 20 minutes. But then if he's not here by then, we gotta go.
01:04 I mean, you wanna see your mum, don't ya?
01:06 - Yeah, but I wanna see my dad too.
01:09 - Come on, come on, let's get a move on. I don't wanna miss this bus.
01:14 - Why can't we have a lift?
01:16 - Because I told you, I've got a customer in at 9 and I've had to park my car over on Tile Street.
01:20 - What are you looking at?
01:23 - Do you want me to take them in?
01:28 - No, I think it's best to get the bus.
01:29 - Okay. You don't trust her with this on her own.
01:33 - Did I say that?
01:34 - We're not stupid.
01:35 - Right, your bus is here now. Go. Jump on, I'll get you a chip of tea later to make up for it.
01:40 - No, I thought we were getting a lift.
01:41 - Have a good day.
01:42 - See you girls. Bye.
01:45 - Sorry.
01:47 - I understand.
01:54 - Right, tea and biscuit. Mrs. Periwinkle. What are we having then?
01:59 - Cut, rinse, extra long head massage.
02:02 - Here you do, spare me David.
02:04 - Well, don't be telling anyone. Can't have all my clients knowing your special treatments.
02:08 - What are you doing?
02:12 - Sorry.
02:13 - Well, it might help if you weren't texting all the time. What are you...
02:17 - Lauren?
02:21 - Well, yeah. I'm just, you know, checking in on her.
02:24 - Just shut your ears a sec, Mrs. P. Just a bit of family business, that's all.
02:30 - Does Sabrina know about this?
02:33 - Well, no, but... there's nothing going on. I'm just worried about her.
02:39 - Why? She should be happy as Larry. I mean, she got off with a caution.
02:44 - Yeah, but she's got no one looking out for her. She's got nowhere to stay.
02:49 - She's got Roy.
02:51 - A new Bessie. He sorted her out with a B&B, didn't he?
02:53 - Yeah, but I don't know if she's got there, OK? I don't know if...
02:57 - Look, you need to stop worrying about her, alright?
02:59 I know you think you've got some sort of special bond going on with her, Max, but believe me, she's hard as nails.
03:03 She's only looking out for herself. So you're just worrying about sweeping up, OK?
03:07 - What about that rain before, eh?
03:15 - Yeah, it's terrible.
03:16 - Morning.
03:18 - Morning.
03:19 - How was the B&B?
03:21 - Nice.
03:21 - Glad to hear that. I wish I could have secured you a longer stay.
03:25 - Two nights is great and super kindier.
03:29 - Yeah, well, super kind is my uncle's middle name. Or is that two middle names?
03:33 - Now, we need to decide what happens next. I think contacting social services is the thing to do.
03:39 - No way, no.
03:40 No.
03:41 Look, Roy, I... I don't want to end up in care.
03:46 - Well, I'm sure there'll be plenty of other options.
03:48 - I'd rather sort something myself.
03:50 - How?
03:51 - I don't know.
03:53 But something will turn up.
03:55 I'm not worried.
03:57 - So it's been accepted?
04:01 - Yep.
04:02 Fresco Solicitor called me an hour ago. Units are ours, subject to paperwork, etc.
04:06 - Yeah!
04:08 - This is just...
04:09 - Mate, you've made my day, my... even my year!
04:11 - Teamwork! Well met, my friend.
04:13 - You know, indeed. And you know what? We've got the golf club to thank for it, haven't we?
04:15 - That tricky 11th hole.
04:17 - Yeah, you know, when I accused you of hitting my ball.
04:18 - Yeah, I called you that on mention of a word.
04:20 - You should celebrate! With Bernie and Courtney too!
04:22 - No, I'm sorry, is it tomorrow night?
04:24 - Perfect! And Courtney's got a spin class. I'm sure she could miss it just this once.
04:27 You should invite Ardy. He had a hand in this deal too.
04:29 - No, of course, of course. It's just...
04:31 Well, don't even... don't make it feel uncomfortable.
04:33 - How do you mean?
04:34 - I was going to be the only kid on a table full of adults.
04:35 - Do you think he'd feel like that?
04:36 - We're going to fix it.
04:38 - Come here!
04:40 - Such a good night!
04:42 Hi, Amy, this is...
04:44 - Amy? This is Ardy's friend?
04:46 - Friend? Or friend?
04:48 - Friend.
04:50 - Actually, Amy, erm...
04:51 What are you doing tomorrow night?
04:53 - Why?
04:54 - It's just that, er...
04:56 You know, me and Darren, we're out celebrating a successful business deal.
04:58 Courtney's going to be there, Bernie's going to be there, Ardy, you know, Maiser's going to be there.
05:01 - Come on.
05:02 - Yeah, I'm really sorry, but I am busy.
05:04 - Yeah? Busy doing what?
05:06 - None of your business.
05:07 - Hey, she clearly doesn't fancy it. Or your son.
05:09 - No, I really am busy.
05:11 And I've just remembered that I'm trying to go gluten-free.
05:15 So...
05:17 - Hello! - Hello, old blazer!
05:20 - Hello, old blazer!
05:23 - Quickly, get a knife for the journey. What you gonna have?
05:26 - Nothing!
05:27 - Oh, don't give me that! You go bonkers for a custard slice!
05:30 - I don't want anything!
05:31 - Yeah, but you had no breakfast!
05:33 - Well, I was supposed to have breakfast with my dad, but you made us leave!
05:36 - Yeah, well, we waited two hours for him, and he didn't show.
05:39 He didn't reply to your text, and he didn't reply to your call!
05:43 - Well, what if he's turned up now and there's no one in?
05:46 - Well, that's his own stupid fault!
05:48 - He's not stupid!
05:50 - Look, you'll have to see your dad another time.
05:53 Are you coming in?
05:54 - No, I wanna wait in the car.
05:57 - Oh, Eliza!
05:58 - Can I have the keys, please?
06:00 - Oh!
06:01 - Hey! - Morning!
06:27 - Someone here wants to see you.
06:29 - Oh? New client?
06:31 - Not exactly.
06:32 - Oh! Hello again!
06:35 This is the man who got Lauren off of her car, she and Adam.
06:38 - Yeah, so I gather. Taking our business, eh?
06:41 - Sure this lady could have done the same.
06:42 - I'm not so sure about that.
06:45 Actually, I have just seen her. She wanted me to thank you again.
06:48 - Well, it's a good job I'm here, isn't it?
06:51 - So what was it you wanted to see me about?
06:55 - You mentioned yesterday you'd worked in America.
06:58 I'm thinking of going over there for a while.
06:59 I wondered if you might have any advice?
07:01 Bear in mind it's a totally different legal system.
07:03 - It sure is.
07:05 - Do you think you might be able to talk me through it?
07:07 - Oh, yeah! My first client's not for an hour, so...
07:10 - I've actually got to get back to my office, but are you free later?
07:13 We could chat over a drink?
07:15 My treat, obviously.
07:17 - Well, it just so happens that I am!
07:21 - Great.
07:22 Shall we meet somewhere local?
07:24 - Yeah, local's good. How's the Rovers?
07:26 - Perfect. What time?
07:28 - Oh, well, my last client is at...
07:31 - Three.
07:32 - Three? So, be free by four?
07:35 - It's a date. To discuss US law.
07:39 - I'm looking forward to it.
07:41 - If I arrive first, it's a glass of red?
07:46 - Aye, well remembered.
07:47 - Pay attention, me. I'll see you later.
07:50 Nice to meet you, Adam.
07:51 - See you.
07:54 - Do you know, it is a while since another solicitor wanted my advice.
07:58 - Yeah, that's exactly what he wants.
08:00 - Right. Now, I know you said you didn't want a custard slice,
08:15 but I got you one.
08:16 It's biggest in the shop. Oozing custard.
08:19 Nearly ate it myself.
08:21 - I told you I didn't want anything.
08:23 - Oh, come on, Eliza. I know you're angry with your dad.
08:26 - I'm not angry with my dad. I'm angry with you.
08:29 - Me?
08:30 - You wouldn't let me wait for him. And you called him stupid.
08:34 - Yeah, well, I shouldn't have said that.
08:36 - So why did you?
08:38 - Because... because he let you down.
08:41 - You don't know anything.
08:43 - Well, what I do know is that this is the second time he's done it.
08:45 - His car broke down. Can't blame him for that.
08:48 - If his car really broke down...
08:50 - Why would he lie?
08:51 - Because... because I just don't think he cares about you.
08:56 - It's not true.
08:57 - Oh, come on. He's never bothered with you in your entire life.
09:00 Then all of a sudden, he wants a film night, but he doesn't turn up.
09:04 Then he wants a breakfast, and he doesn't turn up.
09:06 If he cared about you, he would have turned up.
09:09 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you.
09:15 Where are you going?
09:18 - Going home. Maybe he's there.
09:21 - Oh, look, Eliza.
09:23 Eliza!
09:28 Eliza!
09:31 - Eliza.
09:35 - Hey!
09:51 - Darling. Where does it hurt?
09:53 - My arm! I've fallen off my arm!
09:55 - OK, listen, all right, sweetheart. Don't worry. I'm gonna get you to a hospital.
09:59 Can you stand, or shall I call an ambulance?
10:01 - I can stand up.
10:03 - OK. OK, now listen, you hold your arm, right?
10:06 And you keep it still. Ready? Come on, we're gonna get up. OK?
10:09 That's it. Come on, girl. Come on.
10:12 Be brave. Now hold it still. Hold it still.
10:14 - And that flat's freezing.
10:17 - Oh. Boiler's on the blink.
10:20 Sometimes I just sit there in two cardigans and long socks.
10:23 Do you know, I've asked for mine to send for one of those electric blankets.
10:30 I mean, Tyrone could pay for it,
10:33 unless he wants his grandmother to die of hypothermia,
10:36 which he probably does.
10:39 - It is September, and the weather is remarkably clammy.
10:42 - Mm! Well, I am very sensitive to cold in the extremities, you see.
10:47 What I'm really worried about is the kids.
10:49 Because what if a dealer came round where the kids were in?
10:53 Hm? Oh!
10:55 I just sit there shivering with me heart banging.
10:58 - Perhaps he feels that she needs support,
11:01 that being in a family environment might keep her on the straight and narrow.
11:06 - Or perhaps he's a fool.
11:08 - Or that he's unwilling to abandon someone so vulnerable.
11:13 - Have you finished with that?
11:15 - Yes, thank you.
11:17 You're too soft.
11:23 - Perhaps you're too hard.
11:26 - What? Because I don't want Tyrone to be taken advantage of.
11:29 Because Cassie can wind anybody round a little finger.
11:34 And if I'm not mistaken, so could she.
11:38 [Phone rings]
11:41 [Phone rings]
11:43 - Hello?
11:45 Oh, Fizz! Ah, it's nice to hear a friendly voice.
11:50 Me? Oh, you know.
11:53 Can't complain. Well, I never do.
11:57 - Why'd you need me, then?
12:01 - Well, if you're in a big party, it's the only thing that Darren specifically asked you to come.
12:04 - Did he really? - Yeah, he really should.
12:07 - I mean, I did have plans. - What plans?
12:09 - Just plans. - Plans? What plans? Just plans?
12:12 - Come on, man, it'll be fun.
12:15 Darren needs a good blow, okay? You get on well with Courtney and, uh, we're celebrating.
12:18 That means you get to order what you want and your old man's paying.
12:22 - Fine, I'll be there.
12:24 - Thanks, Dad. Don't mention it, son.
12:27 Now, what is it with you youngsters?
12:30 You say you want to be treated like grown-ups, and as soon as you get off the seat at the table, you try your best to swerve it.
12:34 - Maybe he's got his reasons. - What reasons?
12:38 Can't wait. He's probably just a little bit worried he's got nothing to chat about.
12:41 - Mind that, having someone his own age there would really help.
12:44 - I already said no. - Yeah, and I heard you, but this could be a great opportunity for you.
12:50 - How? - Loads of money.
12:54 You see that Darren? He invests loads of money on good causes.
12:59 So perhaps you could talk to him about your woman's counselling service.
13:03 Ping!
13:09 - Well, you heard what the doctor said. It's only a minor fracture.
13:13 And they're gonna put you in a cast.
13:15 So I reckon you're gonna be right as rain in no time at all.
13:19 - Will I still be able to play the guitar? - Yeah, of course.
13:23 I mean, maybe not for a while.
13:26 But you know, some of the greatest musicians have been in pain, and they've put it into the music.
13:31 So I reckon you're gonna play that guitar better than ever once you're recovered.
13:36 - You don't know that.
13:39 - I want my dad. Can you call him, please?
13:43 - Yeah. Yeah, of course I can.
13:46 - Walk time! - You just can't bring yourself to say "walkies", can you?
13:54 - I don't see the need to infantilise animals.
13:57 - Yeah, you're right. Best to teach them the correct grammar, eh?
14:01 - Right, what do you want me to do now?
14:03 - Erm, you're not at your break, are you? You can take it if you want.
14:06 - No, it's all right. I could do the pops, if you like.
14:08 - Yeah, yeah, if you're sure. - Yeah, always.
14:11 - Yeah. Sit.
14:13 Yeah, she's, er... she's a good person.
14:18 She works hard, she's kind.
14:20 I simply feel that life has dealt her a difficult hand.
14:24 - Yeah.
14:26 - How would you feel about her living with us in the flat?
14:31 - I don't know if that's a good idea.
14:33 - I know it's not without risk.
14:36 But I worry about her not having a secure place to live.
14:40 You yourself have experienced what it's like being in accommodation,
14:44 where you feel unsafe, it throws you onto the streets.
14:48 Surely you wouldn't want the same for Lauren?
14:50 - Of course I don't. But I'm worried about you.
14:53 Yeah, she's vulnerable, but she's unstable.
14:56 And whilst I think it's great what you're doing to help,
14:59 I just don't think I'll live in a flat.
15:01 - I'm sorry.
15:03 - Did you manage to finish the invoices?
15:08 - I started. Paperwork's not my strong point.
15:11 - You could vacuum the inside of that fiesta out back if you want.
15:15 - Sure. I want to finish my tea. It's OK, isn't it?
15:19 - Yeah, of course it is. - Perhaps you could make us all one, eh?
15:23 - Do you ever use seatbelts?
15:26 - No.
15:28 - D'oh.
15:30 - What are you doing here?
15:32 - Where's she gone off to? - She's gone to make us a break.
15:35 - Oh, right. Well, she's doing something. That's good.
15:37 - She's working really hard, actually.
15:40 - Well, just so long as it lasts past the first pay packet.
15:45 - I thought you didn't want any more arguing. - I don't.
15:47 I'm only here because your wife called me.
15:50 - Did she? Why?
15:52 - Why? Because we're still close, or have you forgotten?
15:55 - And it's absolutely clear to me that she knew nothing about Cassie's relapse or finding her.
16:03 - Right, well, you didn't tell her, did you? - No. No, you have to do that.
16:08 - Well, I will, when the time's right.
16:11 - The time's right now, Tyrone. 'Cause if you don't, I will.
16:16 - I saw him and he said, "Take me to Eliza."
16:23 - I love him. - I knew you would.
16:25 - So, what happened exactly?
16:29 - Well, she walked out into the road. She wasn't looking and her car hit her.
16:34 And before you ask, no, they didn't stop, they just drove off.
16:38 - Why wasn't she looking? - We were arguing.
16:41 - About what? - Does it matter?
16:44 - You. - Oh, really?
16:46 - Look, she was upset because you didn't turn up for breakfast, like you didn't turn up for the film night.
16:51 - My car broke down. - And this morning?
16:54 - It still wasn't fixed. - I told you.
16:56 - You could have let her know. - My phone ran out of battery.
16:59 - No, she said that you read the text.
17:01 - Yeah, I read it when I had 1% left and then it ran out as I was replying.
17:05 - Convenient. - You calling me a liar?
17:08 - Yeah. - Granddad?
17:10 - I am. - I was beside myself.
17:12 I went home to charge my phone and I was literally about to call you when your granddad ran and said you were in hospital.
17:17 - Likely story. - The truth.
17:20 You seemed pretty keen to blame me when you were the one who let her walk into the path of an oncoming car.
17:25 - Yeah, well, I couldn't get to her in time. - A younger man might have.
17:28 - Perhaps you're too old to be looking after a child. - You would say, yeah.
17:33 - Hi, Eliza. I've come to take you to get your cast fitted, love.
17:37 - Great, I'll go with you, love.
17:39 - I'd rather my dad come.
17:42 - Right, it's not your place to go calling, Fiz.
17:47 - No, it's yours and you haven't.
17:50 Which is appalling because she is Hope's mother.
17:52 - Can you take this somewhere else? Miss Middleton is about to pick up her car.
17:56 - I don't want to cause all this upset. - Oh, she don't want to call.
17:58 - No, it was your attitude that started all this in the first place.
18:01 - Here we go, here we go. - Oh, can we please, please, please just stop?
18:04 - You were the one that came over here mouthing it off to me.
18:06 - Yeah, because his wife should know all about this.
18:09 - Don't you dare call her.
18:11 - Can I interrupt? - Not really, no.
18:14 - Might I suggest we discuss this calmly over a cup of tea in the cafe?
18:18 - Oh, perfect, that'll solve everything.
18:20 - That is a great idea. Off you all go. Now!
18:24 Come along, Freddy.
18:41 - Hey, sorry I couldn't get here any sooner. How is she?
18:45 - Yeah, she's fine, but she's fractured her arm.
18:48 She's getting a cast for this.
18:50 - By herself?
18:52 - Well, she's got the person that she wants with her.
18:55 - Who? - Dom.
18:57 - Dom.
18:59 - It was my fault that she got hit by the car.
19:03 - How is it your fault? You said that she walked out into the road.
19:07 - I should have looked after her better.
19:10 I shouldn't have upset her.
19:12 - This is not your fault. It's his.
19:15 He's the one that's let her down, not you.
19:18 I mean, you wouldn't have been arguing if he'd turned up.
19:22 - He said I was too old.
19:25 That I didn't react quick enough.
19:28 - That's not true.
19:30 - He weren't there, though.
19:32 - You look after Eliza brilliantly. Don't let Dom get to you.
19:36 - Yeah, but he's got to her.
19:38 I mean, all he's ever done is let her down.
19:41 And yet Eliza thinks the sun shines out of his backside.
19:44 Backside that I made very clear that I like the kick.
19:47 - She's just found her dad.
19:49 He's all shiny and new and...
19:52 nothing that he says or does is gonna dull that right now.
19:56 But if he's as dodgy as you say he is,
19:58 then the shine's gonna wear off quickly.
20:01 And she's gonna need someone there to pick up the pieces.
20:04 So just let her know that you're gonna be there for her.
20:09 Let her know that you're her rock.
20:11 Accept the fact that she's gonna throw a few stones at you
20:14 and put up with it.
20:16 Because you're her rock.
20:18 And a few stones aren't gonna hurt you.
20:21 - Oh, hiya. Sorry I'm late.
20:29 - No, you're not. I was early. Too keen.
20:32 - Not at all. You're clearly a man who's interested in his work.
20:35 Speaking of which, I've dug this out for you.
20:37 Now, it's great on the manuscript.
20:39 You're welcome to borrow it if you want.
20:41 I just thought I could give you, like, a bigger picture talk-through first.
20:45 - Sounds perfect. - Amazing.
20:47 It's a great chance for me to collect my memory.
20:50 So...
20:52 - And the dog says, "I don't even like ice cream."
20:55 - Hey, guess who I found.
20:58 - Hiya. - Hi. Nice cast.
21:00 - Yeah, that looks really cool. I asked for one myself.
21:03 - Oh, this is my dad.
21:06 - Hi, I'm Dom. You are...?
21:08 - Alia, Yasmine's granddaughter.
21:10 - Liza tells me great things about Yasmine.
21:12 And you.
21:14 - Well, she's a great girl. We're delighted that she's living with us.
21:18 - So, what did the nurse say?
21:21 - That she's free to go, but she'll have to come back and get her proper cast fitted in a few days.
21:25 - Ah, that's great news.
21:27 - So, I've spoken to your mum. She sends her love.
21:30 And she's looking forward to seeing you next week with your new fashion accessory.
21:34 - Cool.
21:35 - So, what do you fancy doing this evening?
21:37 I reckon pizza's on the menu.
21:40 - I wanna go with my dad.
21:44 That's OK, isn't it?
21:46 - Yeah, of course.
21:48 We could have our film night.
21:50 - Yeah, that's what you wanna do. That's fine.
21:53 But we're gonna have to get an overnight bag, yeah?
21:56 - Not just for tonight.
21:58 I wanna live with him.
22:02 - What have you been filling your head with?
22:20 - Take it easy.
22:22 - I didn't say anything. This is news to me, too.
22:24 - I can make my own mind up.
22:26 - Clearly not!
22:28 I'm gonna leave you guys to it.
22:30 - Are you sure? I mean, this affects you, too.
22:33 - I think it might be a calmer chat if I'm not around.
22:36 - OK, Eliza, do you wanna talk us through it?
22:41 - Does it matter? I've made my decision.
22:44 - It matters because you're a child.
22:47 You don't get to decide things like this.
22:49 - Who says?
22:50 - The law. It says I'm your guardian.
22:53 - Well, I don't want you to be!
22:55 - Why don't we all just calm down, take a breath?
22:59 Eliza, please, why do you wanna live with Dom?
23:03 - Because he's fun! And he's my dad.
23:06 - Fun? Fun does not put food on the table.
23:09 - He's got a job.
23:10 - Maybe. But he can't look after you.
23:13 - And you can!
23:14 - All right, Stu, why don't you get us some snacks?
23:18 - No, no. I wanna sort this out.
23:20 - Stu.
23:22 - All right, but I won't be long.
23:24 - Ooh, nice to see you on the other side of the counter today.
23:30 What can I get you?
23:31 - A pot of tea, please.
23:33 - Coming up.
23:34 And what brings you all in here today, then?
23:37 - Does a bit of privacy come with that pot of tea?
23:40 - I'll start, shall I?
23:44 - No, I will.
23:47 - Have you learnt nothing about keeping secrets from your wife?
23:51 - I don't know what you're talking about.
23:53 - Oh, well, I'll say it again, this time in Romanian.
23:56 - Right, that's different, and you know it is.
23:58 I don't want Fiz worrying.
24:00 - But why would she worry if she's a beacon of innocence?
24:03 - See, this is what she does.
24:05 She can twist anything to suit her own agenda.
24:08 - Roy, you agree with me, don't you? Tell him.
24:11 - Well, I can see both sides.
24:15 - How do you get the creosote stains out of your trousers, then?
24:18 - Pardon?
24:19 - From sitting on the fence!
24:21 Go on, just commit yourself to an opinion for once. Go on.
24:24 - Well, perhaps Evelyn has a point.
24:28 Fiz has a right to know the facts.
24:32 - In an ideal world, yeah, but you know what she's like.
24:36 She'll be back here trying to make sure everything's OK,
24:38 which it is, by the way, and I don't want her ruining that job.
24:42 - Well, in that case, perhaps, maybe, as a compromise,
24:46 you could think about moving back to the flat, swapping with Evelyn.
24:50 - I'm not so sure that's a good idea.
24:52 - Why not?
24:53 - He wants someone to keep an eye on me.
24:56 - Well, then, Evelyn could remain at the flat.
24:59 So you could be together.
25:01 - Ha! I am not spending another minute alone with that witch.
25:06 - And the feeling is completely mutual.
25:09 - Well, I'm reminded of the riddle of the fox, the chicken and the bag of grain.
25:15 - No, am I, in that little story, then.
25:18 - You're the redhead with the feathers stuck between her teeth.
25:22 - Ah, so you must be the chicken. Yeah, that makes sense. The cowardly one.
25:25 - Quack, quack, quack!
25:27 - I'm lost.
25:28 - Yeah, well, you must be the bag of grain, if you're dense enough.
25:32 - Oh, what a way to speak to a grandson.
25:35 - Right, I've said my say. Now, I should just be silent, if that's what you prefer.
25:39 - With all my heart.
25:42 - Fine.
25:44 - Fine.
25:46 - Thank you.
25:49 - I think that you should stay ours tonight.
25:53 - I mean, you're already an arm down. You could do without a house move.
25:56 - So once my arms are better, I can stay at my dad's?
26:01 - Not necessarily.
26:02 - You're as bad as my grandad. Why does no one care about what I want?
26:06 - Of course we do.
26:08 - My grandad wants everything his way.
26:11 - That's not true.
26:13 - I wish I never moved in with him.
26:15 - What?
26:16 - I hate him.
26:18 - Look, I know that this is a bit of a tough situation, but you can be really ungrateful sometimes.
26:25 - Ungrateful?
26:26 - Yeah. Grandad's due's age.
26:29 - They spend a few hours a week with the grandchildren, and then they go back to enjoying their retirement.
26:35 - Stu? He's working day in and day out.
26:39 - He's making sure that you're safe and that you're healthy and that you've got everything that you need.
26:44 - So if he's got reservations about you moving in with your dad, I would listen to him if I were you.
26:49 - Because no one cares about you as much as your grandad does.
26:55 - Comment pouvons-nous résoudre tout ça ?
26:59 - Je suis content du fait que tout se passe.
27:00 - Moi aussi.
27:01 - Il n'y a qu'un flingue dans ce quartier.
27:03 - C'est moi, je suis le flingue. Le quartier, c'est le petit quartier grossier que je dois vivre dans.
27:08 - Personne ne t'a jamais sorti de notre maison. Si tu n'aimes pas ce petit quartier grossier, tu peux t'en acheter un plus beau.
27:12 - Je n'en peux pas, c'est un quartier.
27:15 - Pourquoi ne pas te mettre avec moi ?
27:19 - Hein ? Toi ?
27:21 - Lauren, comment aimerais-tu qu'on t'achète un appartement dans le quartier ?
27:27 - On n'est pas à Manhattan, tu sais.
27:29 - Je peux t'offrir un avance sur tes salaires si ça t'aide.
27:33 - Oui.
27:36 - Combien c'est le logement ?
27:38 - C'est seulement 700 par mois.
27:40 - Tu payes seulement 650.
27:42 - Mais pour toi, 650.
27:44 - Oui, c'est bon, ça me semble bien. Merci.
27:47 - Tu es sûre que tu peux l'afforder ?
27:49 - Oui, j'ai juste fait un interview. J'ai un deuxième emploi au centre de la ville.
27:54 - Tu as fait un interview pour un emploi ? En vêtement comme ça ?
27:57 - Oui, tu es bien sur les téléphones, non ?
28:02 - C'est bien.
28:05 - Cassie reste là où elle est, Lauren achète le quartier et...
28:10 ... Evelyn s'achète avec moi.
28:14 - Merci, Roy.
28:17 - Et...
28:19 ... la spatule ?
28:21 - Nina ?
28:23 - Tu ne te souviens pas de la démarche avec Asher pendant quelques semaines ?
28:28 - Pendant que Evelyn trouve quelque chose de plus permanent.
28:31 - Si l'alternative est de faire des affaires avec Evelyn, non, je ne le ferai pas.
28:36 - C'est tout, alors.
28:40 - Tu dois juste dire à Fizz, non ?
28:43 - Oui, OK. Je le ferai si ça sort tout.
28:47 - Donc...
28:49 ... tout le monde est heureux.
28:51 - Hey ! Comment ça va ?
28:57 - Ah, ça fait mal. Il n'a pas fait de recherche.
29:00 - Recherche ?
29:02 - Oui, il a dit qu'il voulait savoir des choses sur la loi américaine.
29:04 - Mais il n'a pas fait beaucoup de travail.
29:07 - J'ai envoyé un livre, mais c'était probablement un délire.
29:10 - Attends, tu parlais seulement de l'écosystème américain ?
29:12 - Tout ce que j'ai fait. Comme je te l'ai dit, il ne savait rien.
29:15 - Il a dû dire qu'il était intéressé.
29:18 - Comment est-ce possible ?
29:20 - Quoi ?
29:22 - La semaine dernière, tu as indiqué sur la page 98 d'un contrat de 112 pages
29:26 que quelqu'un avait utilisé le colon plutôt que le semi-colon.
29:29 - C'est mon travail. - Oui, et tu es très bonne à ça.
29:32 Ta attention aux détails est très forte. Rien ne passe de toi.
29:35 - Mais ? - Mais malgré tes compétences observatrices,
29:38 tu ne peux toujours pas dire quand tu es demandé sur un rendez-vous.
29:40 - Un rendez-vous ? - Un rendez-vous, oui.
29:43 - Ah ah ah !
29:45 - Voilà.
29:52 - Alors, qu'as-tu fait pour l'encourager ?
29:55 - Je te jure, je n'ai rien dit.
29:58 - Ne me dis pas ça.
30:01 Tu me dis que c'est elle qui a fait cette décision sur un homme,
30:03 cette élugie, à ta place ?
30:05 - C'est la dernière chose que je ferais.
30:07 - Qu'est-ce que tu veux dire ?
30:09 - Avoir un rendez-vous une fois par mois serait génial,
30:12 mais...
30:14 un rendez-vous permanent serait...
30:16 - Attends.
30:18 Après tout ça,
30:20 tu n'en veux même pas ?
30:22 - Il n'y a rien d'autre pour ça.
30:27 Je vais devoir me faire un mystère.
30:29 - Quel genre d'illnesse ?
30:31 - Tout ce qu'il faut dire, c'est "des troubles des femmes"
30:34 et "Darren va courir un mile".
30:36 - Ce ne sera pas si mauvais.
30:38 - Même si je préfère des diners de business, qui s'en fout ?
30:41 - Même si je le fais, je n'ai pas de choix.
30:44 C'est comme la nouvelle de Jane Austen.
30:47 - Je veux dire...
30:49 Je serai là si ça aide.
30:51 - Ça ne fait pas de mal.
30:55 Je ne peux pas te parler.
30:57 Pas de la bonne façon.
30:59 Et je ne peux pas te toucher.
31:02 Et te biser.
31:04 - Je ne vais pas y aller.
31:06 - Tu dois y aller.
31:08 Tu es la petite protégée de Diane.
31:10 - Allons-y ensemble.
31:12 Après, on peut comparer les notes et les manières de table.
31:15 - Je ne me dérange pas.
31:21 - Oui, tu le dis.
31:23 - Pourquoi elle a-t-elle pris des chances ?
31:26 - Je n'aime pas passer du temps avec elle.
31:29 - Tu ne veux pas le faire à plein temps ?
31:31 - Je ne pense pas que je peux.
31:33 - Bien sûr que non.
31:35 Je ne te laisserais pas avec un gour.
31:37 Mais ça ne t'arrête pas à penser que ton Dieu t'a donné la parenthood.
31:41 - Je ne peux pas si elle aime mon compagnie.
31:43 - Tu es un père, pas un ami.
31:45 - Je ne suis pas les deux.
31:47 - Tout le monde peut être un bon père.
31:49 Il n'y a pas de règles, pas de conséquences.
31:51 Bien sûr qu'elle aime passer du temps avec quelqu'un
31:54 qui la traite comme si c'était un vacances.
31:57 Mais maintenant qu'elle a ça dans sa tête,
31:59 chaque jour va être comme ça.
32:01 - Je ne suis pas comme toi. Je ne suis pas déterminé.
32:03 - Ce ne sont pas des punissements.
32:05 C'est une discipline, une guidance.
32:08 Les enfants ont besoin de ça.
32:09 - Je ne peux pas le faire.
32:10 Tu es le meilleur à ce genre de choses.
32:12 - Je sais ça et tu sais ça.
32:14 Mais comment on peut faire pour qu'Eliza le voit ?
32:17 - Peut-être que je peux prendre un peu de retard.
32:20 - Comment ?
32:22 - Tu sais,
32:24 la voir moins et la persuader que tu es une meilleure choix.
32:28 - Et tu fais ça ?
32:31 - Si c'est le mieux pour Elisa.
32:33 - Oui, c'est ça.
32:35 - Parce que je suis un peu en train de me battre en ce moment.
32:39 - Qu'est-ce que tu veux dire ? En se battant ?
32:42 - Tu as un peu de dette de crédit.
32:44 - Pourquoi ? Je ne suis pas surpris par ça.
32:46 - Vu comment je fais ton favori
32:48 et laisser Eliza rester avec toi,
32:50 peut-être que tu pourrais me le faire.
32:53 - Désolé, je ne suis pas suivi.
32:56 - Mais tu as encore de l'argent de compensation.
32:59 Tu sais, 10 grands devrait le couvrir.
33:03 - Je ne peux pas croire ça.
33:05 Tu es en train de vendre ta propre fille.
33:07 - C'est pas ce que je dis. C'est horrible.
33:10 - Comment tu le dirais ?
33:12 Je te donne de l'argent et tu pars.
33:14 - Tu déranges ce que je dis.
33:16 - Le résultat est le même.
33:18 - Je ne peux pas croire que tu es en train de vendre ta propre fille.
33:21 - Tu es en train de vendre ta propre fille.
33:23 - Je ne peux pas croire que tu es en train de vendre ta propre fille.
33:24 - Tu es en train de vendre ta propre fille.
33:25 - Je ne peux pas croire que tu es en train de vendre ta propre fille.
33:26 - Je ne peux pas croire que tu es en train de vendre ta propre fille.
33:27 - Je ne peux pas croire que tu es en train de vendre ta propre fille.
33:28 - Je te donne de l'argent et tu pars.
33:30 - Tu déranges ce que je dis.
33:31 - Le résultat est le même.
33:33 Tu veux de l'argent sur ta propre fleur et sang.
33:35 - Tu es celui qui veut me libérer.
33:37 Tout ce que je demande, c'est que tu aides Elisa et papa.
33:40 - Tu es une famille ou pas ?
33:42 - Je ne suis pas ta famille.
33:44 - Donc c'est un non ?
33:47 - Bien sûr que c'est un non.
33:48 Je ne te paye pas pour être un père absent.
33:50 Tu fais ça assez bien pour le bien.
33:52 - Dans ce cas, je te dirai que tu ne peux pas me le faire.
33:55 - Oh, viens.
33:57 - On sait tous que tu n'es pas capable de le faire.
34:00 - Est-ce que tu es vraiment si désiré d'argent ?
34:04 - Je suis un peu dans un trou, oui.
34:06 Mais écoute, aide-moi à sortir de là.
34:08 - Je ne le ferai pas.
34:12 - Tu ne feras quoi ?
34:13 - Hé, Elisa !
34:15 C'est bon pour partir ?
34:17 - Qu'est-ce que tu ne feras pas ?
34:19 - Je ne laisserai pas ton père te ramener chez toi aujourd'hui.
34:26 - Tu veux me ramener chez toi ?
34:27 - Bien sûr que oui.
34:29 - Alors laisse-moi partir.
34:31 C'est ce que nous avons tous gagné.
34:33 Juste accepte-le.
34:34 - Regarde, jusqu'à ce que le court ne le dise pas, tu resteras avec moi.
34:37 - Mais...
34:38 - Pas de arguments.
34:39 - Allez, allons dans la voiture.
34:41 - Je te dis à bientôt.
34:45 - Tu ne me donnes pas un petit.
34:53 - Je t'aime.
34:54 - Moi aussi.
34:55 - Oui.
34:56 Appelle-moi quand tu as besoin.
34:59 - Je le ferai.
35:00 - OK, à plus tard.
35:02 Au revoir.
35:03 - Je t'aime.
35:04 - Au revoir.
35:05 - Alors,
35:11 je ne sais pas si tu as vu
35:13 mais j'ai eu un petit déjeuner.
35:15 - Oui, j'ai eu un petit déjeuner.
35:17 - Je t'aime.
35:18 - Je t'aime.
35:19 - Je t'aime.
35:20 - Je t'aime.
35:21 - C'est le verdict.
35:23 - Tu peux rester.
35:25 - Oh, Tyrone.
35:27 Merci beaucoup.
35:29 Je ne te laisserai pas, honnêtement.
35:31 - Tu ne devrais pas le faire.
35:32 Parce que je t'ai dit que nous pouvons te relier.
35:34 Donc ne me fais pas une menthe.
35:35 - Je ne le ferai pas.
35:36 Je...
35:38 Je l'ai trouvé dans un poche de coup.
35:41 Elle achète tout le thé.
35:44 - Tu ne vas pas aller très loin avec un tenant.
35:50 - Tu es sûre que tu peux me confier avec ça ?
35:52 - Quatre poissons et des chips, ça va.
35:54 - Je peux rester.
35:58 - Je suis désolé, mon amour.
36:02 Je n'ai pas eu la chance de te le dire, Ruby, mais...
36:04 Tu es d'accord avec ça ?
36:06 - Oui.
36:07 - Parce que, tu sais, si tu ne le sais pas,
36:09 on peut toujours trouver autre chose, oui ?
36:12 - Si la famille ne regarde pas, qui va faire ?
36:17 - Je vais.
36:19 - Alors, quel animal de l'esprit est-il, Kevin ?
36:22 - Animal de l'esprit ?
36:23 - Oui.
36:24 Donc, chaque cou de Bloke
36:26 se trouve dans 12 catégories différentes.
36:28 D'accord ?
36:29 Et j'ai mis ces types de cou
36:31 dans les animaux d'esprit.
36:33 C'est juste plus facile de le rappeler de cette façon.
36:35 D'accord ?
36:36 Donc, mon cou est le Puma.
36:38 Max est le cou de Funky Gibbon.
36:41 Kembalo, il est le roi lion, évidemment.
36:46 Alors, quel est le coul de Kevin ?
36:48 - D'accord, et le Badié fière ?
36:50 - Bob-omb.
36:51 - Un Badié ?
36:52 - Désolé, je ne fais pas les règles.
36:54 - Il a dit qu'il ne fait pas les règles.
36:56 - Oui, je l'ai fait, n'est-ce pas ?
36:58 D'accord.
37:00 Ah, ici est ma chambre préférée.
37:02 - Je pensais que Max aimerait savoir
37:05 que nous avons trouvé une chambre pour Lauren.
37:07 - Ah, vraiment ?
37:08 - Et elle a un travail en part-temps dans un centre de renseignement.
37:11 Nous devons y aller.
37:13 - Je pense que c'est ça.
37:15 - Merci, mon garçon.
37:17 - Tu n'as pas besoin d'être embarrassé, tu sais.
37:30 - Quoi ?
37:31 - De me demander.
37:33 Tu n'as pas besoin de faire ça pour ton père.
37:36 - De quoi tu parles ?
37:38 - Je suis ton date.
37:39 Demain, à la bistro.
37:41 - Quoi ?
37:43 Je n'ai pas besoin d'un date.
37:45 - Pas selon ton père.
37:47 - Ah, donc maintenant, il organise ma vie d'amour.
37:50 - Ta vie d'amour ? Ne t'en fais pas.
37:52 Et ne t'inquiète pas, je ne vais pas me moquer de ton affaire avec Courtney.
37:55 - Pourquoi tu ne l'aimes pas ?
37:57 - Je pense que tu as juste le droit d'être avec quelqu'un qui t'aime.
38:00 - Comme qui ?
38:01 - Oh, voilà, le couple heureux.
38:06 - S'il vous plaît, plus de matchmaking.
38:08 - Quelle blague.
38:09 C'est pas bon, hein ?
38:12 - Je vais te faire un café.
38:14 - Non, merci.
38:15 - Je vais te faire un café.
38:16 - Non, merci.
38:17 - Je vais te faire un café.
38:18 - Non, merci.
38:19 - Je vais te faire un café.
38:20 - Non, merci.
38:21 - Je vais te faire un café.
38:22 - Non, merci.
38:23 - Je vais te faire un café.
38:24 - Non, merci.
38:25 - Je vais te faire un café.
38:26 - Non, merci.
38:27 - Je vais te faire un café.
38:28 - Non, merci.
38:29 - Je vais te faire un café.
38:30 - Non, merci.
38:31 - Je vais te faire un café.
38:32 - Non, merci.
38:33 - Je vais te faire un café.
38:34 - Non, merci.
38:35 - Je vais te faire un café.
38:36 - Non, merci.
38:37 - Je vais te faire un café.
38:38 - Je vais te faire un café.
38:39 - Non, merci.
38:40 - Je vais te faire un café.
38:41 - Non, merci.
38:42 - Je vais te faire un café.
38:43 - Non, merci.
38:44 - Je vais te faire un café.
38:45 - Non, merci.
38:46 - Je vais te faire un café.
38:47 - Non, merci.
38:48 - Je vais te faire un café.
38:49 - Non, merci.
38:50 - Je vais te faire un café.
38:51 - Non, merci.
38:52 - Je vais te faire un café.
38:53 - Non, merci.
38:54 - Je vais te faire un café.
38:55 - Non, merci.
38:56 - Je vais te faire un café.
38:57 - Non, merci.
38:58 - Je vais te faire un café.
38:59 - Non, merci.
39:00 - Je vais te faire un café.
39:01 - Non, merci.
39:02 - Je vais te faire un café.
39:03 - Je vais te faire un café.
39:04 - Non, merci.
39:05 - Je vais te faire un café.
39:06 - Non, merci.
39:07 - Je vais te faire un café.
39:08 - Non, merci.
39:09 - Je vais te faire un café.
39:10 - Non, merci.
39:11 - Je vais te faire un café.
39:12 - Non, merci.
39:13 - Je vais te faire un café.
39:14 - Non, merci.
39:15 - Je vais te faire un café.
39:16 - Non, merci.
39:17 - Je vais te faire un café.
39:18 - Non, merci.
39:19 - Je vais te faire un café.
39:20 - Non, merci.
39:21 - Je vais te faire un café.
39:22 - Non, merci.
39:23 - Je vais te faire un café.
39:24 - Non, merci.
39:25 - Je vais te faire un café.
39:26 - Non, merci.
39:27 - Je vais te faire un café.
39:28 - Non, merci.
39:29 - Je vais te faire un café.
39:30 - Non, merci.
39:31 - Je vais te faire un café.
39:32 - Non, merci.
39:33 - Je vais te faire un café.
39:34 - Non, merci.
39:35 - Je vais te faire un café.
39:36 - Non, merci.
39:37 - Je vais te faire un café.
39:38 - Non, merci.
39:39 - Je vais te faire un café.
39:40 - Non, merci.
39:41 - Je vais te faire un café.
39:42 - Non, merci.
39:43 - Je vais te faire un café.
39:44 - Non, merci.
39:45 - Je vais te faire un café.
39:46 - Non, merci.
39:47 - Je vais te faire un café.
39:48 - Non, merci.
39:49 - Je vais te faire un café.
39:50 - Non, merci.
39:51 - Je vais te faire un café.
39:52 - Non, merci.
39:53 - Je suis au numéro 3, bienvenue dans la... la voisine, je suppose.
39:59 - Ouais, d'accord, je vais juste me mettre en place.
40:04 - À plus tard.
40:06 - Oh, ça va être drôle.
40:09 - Ouais.
40:10 - Tu es sûr ?
40:12 - Tu es sûr, sûr ?
40:14 - J'ai demandé à des filles pour que je reconnaisse le date que je vais te voir.
40:18 - Pourquoi tu parles même de l'Union Européenne ?
40:20 - J'ai appelé une femme.
40:21 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:23 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:24 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:25 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:26 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:27 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:28 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:29 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:30 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:31 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:32 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:33 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:34 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:35 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:36 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:37 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:38 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:39 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:40 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:41 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:42 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:43 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:45 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:46 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:47 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:48 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:49 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:50 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:51 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:52 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:53 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:54 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:55 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:56 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:57 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:58 - Tu as appelé une femme.
40:59 - Tu as appelé une femme.
41:00 - Tu as appelé une femme.
41:01 - Tu as appelé une femme.
41:02 - Tu as appelé une femme.
41:03 - Tu as appelé une femme.
41:04 - Tu as appelé une femme.
41:05 - Tu as appelé une femme.
41:06 - Tu as appelé une femme.
41:07 - C'est une chambre de Mina.
41:08 C'est très décoré.
41:09 - C'est très décoré.
41:10 - C'est très décoré.
41:11 - C'est très décoré.
41:12 - C'est très décoré.
41:13 - C'est très décoré.
41:14 - C'est très décoré.
41:15 - C'est très décoré.
41:16 - C'est très décoré.
41:17 - C'est très décoré.
41:18 - C'est très décoré.
41:19 - C'est très décoré.
41:20 - C'est très décoré.
41:21 - C'est très décoré.
41:22 - C'est très décoré.
41:23 - C'est très décoré.
41:24 - C'est très décoré.
41:25 - C'est très décoré.
41:26 - C'est très décoré.
41:27 - Oui, je veux pas qu'il frappe sur ma porte, je lui demande de faire qui-sait quoi.
41:33 - Je ne me lève que quand je suis stressé.
41:35 - Tu es stressé maintenant ?
41:37 - Je ne l'étais pas jusqu'à quelques instants plus tôt.
41:39 - Ça serait mieux pour celui-ci de ne pas être poussé de pied à poche, n'est-ce pas ?
41:45 - N'est-ce pas, petit garçon ?
41:46 - Oui, oui, ça serait bien pour Freddy d'avoir seulement une résidence.
41:51 - Voilà, garçon, tu sais comment.
41:54 - Tu as fait très bien, vraiment.
41:56 - Tu as résolu notre ridée.
41:58 - Je suis content que nous ayons réussi à arriver à un compromis qui satisfait toutes les parties.
42:04 - Mais je n'ai aucune idée de pourquoi tu t'es fait tomber pour aider cette fille.
42:08 - Lauren ?
42:09 - Oui.
42:10 - Pour la même raison que Tyron aide Cassie, que je porte tes sacs,
42:16 parce que quand quelqu'un a besoin d'aide, on ne se laisse pas se cacher.
42:23 - Eliza ?
42:27 - Eliza ?
42:29 - Oh.
42:30 - Tu vas bien ?
42:33 - Oui, je suis juste faim.
42:35 - Je pensais que tu allais bien.
42:37 - J'ai mis ton thé dans le réfrigérateur.
42:40 - Tu veux que je te l'assèche ?
42:42 - Non, je peux le faire.
42:44 - Ecoute, à l'heure de plus tôt, je suis désolé.
42:48 Je fais de mon mieux, mais je sais que je ne le fais pas toujours correct.
42:52 - C'est OK.
42:54 - On en parlera plus demain matin, OK ?
42:57 - J'ai de la pratique de la chanson, donc je pourrais y aller quand tu te réveilleras.
43:01 - Ah. Tu veux que je te donne un l'aéroport ?
43:03 - Non, je vais prendre le bus.
43:05 - OK. Ecoute, je ne veux pas que tu arrêtes l'amour trop tard, d'accord ?
43:09 Bonne nuit.
43:11 - Bonne nuit.
43:13 ...
43:42 ...
44:06 - La prochaine émission de l'ITV1 est nominée par les enfants de plus de 20 ans
44:09 "Les parents singuliers cherchent une deuxième chance à l'amour"
44:11 dans une nouvelle émission de relations, "Ma mère, ton père".
44:15 ...