Barstool Pizza Review - The Standard (Tuscaloosa, AL)
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00:00 [MUSIC]
00:10 All right, pizza review time.
00:12 Tuscaloosa, the standard pizza.
00:14 I just met the guys, a lot of people.
00:17 It's game day.
00:18 I was trying to find a bookstore.
00:21 I love this shirt, you can't buy vintage.
00:24 What's the name of the place?
00:24 Do I have it?
00:25 Walk right through.
00:26 >> Alabama Vintage.
00:27 >> Alabama Vintage.
00:28 This shirt is awesome.
00:29 Way too small for my age, my titties, everything.
00:33 I'm taking a million pictures in there.
00:35 I'm so self-conscious now, cuz I honestly, I'm a B cup.
00:39 Maybe a C cup.
00:40 Anyways, standard pizza, one bite, every nose rules.
00:43 The owners, they gotta be at- >> Hold on, let's go home, baby!
00:47 >> He said he developed, they came here and
00:49 got in the pizza industry because of me.
00:50 >> I'm not gonna lie, we started doing pizza because of you.
00:54 >> No shit.
00:55 >> Yes, and we literally, we did the slices, we did the sauce,
00:58 we did the sauce, we did the pizza, we did the pizza.
01:01 It took us basically everyone you like.
01:02 >> No pressure.
01:03 >> No pressure.
01:04 >> And it rebuilt the whole fucking place on me.
01:05 >> Literally, everything because of you.
01:07 >> Which is nothing.
01:07 >> Pizza wasn't good, awesome pizza's way better, bro.
01:09 >> By the end of this, it was trash and right.
01:11 This guy, well, we're not in New Haven.
01:14 Let me tell you this, I always want,
01:16 I think this is the first time I've been at a Texas game.
01:19 The horns down is like the easiest thing to do.
01:22 It's like, see this guy?
01:23 Bam, and then he'll start.
01:24 >> [APPLAUSE]
01:34 >> One bite, everybody knows the rules.
01:37 Good undercarriage, the standard, based on me.
01:39 One bite.
01:40 I don't want to burn my face off.
01:41 [MUSIC]
01:47 >> Five, two.
01:48 >> No, it's better than that.
01:49 >> Thank you.
01:50 >> Definitely better.
01:52 Who said that?
01:52 >> Horns down.
01:53 >> [LAUGH]
01:58 >> What are we thinking, Dave?
01:59 >> I think it's pretty good.
02:01 Like better than I was thinking in the heart of Tuscaloosa.
02:04 I'm gonna go with you.
02:06 >> Bam, right in the face.
02:07 >> Yeah.
02:10 >> I'm gonna go,
02:11 [MUSIC]
02:14 I'm gonna go first one.
02:15 [MUSIC]
02:18 Seven, three.
02:19 >> Seven, three.
02:19 >> [APPLAUSE]
02:21 >> Not bad.
02:22 >> [INAUDIBLE]
02:24 >> I'll take it.
02:25 >> You make a score and everyone's bummed.
02:28 Seven, three, the standard Tuscaloosa.
02:31 Roll Tide, let's go.
02:32 >> Roll Tide.
02:33 >> [APPLAUSE]
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