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Oli Davis has concocted a spook-tacular story about The Undertaker riding out to nab himself one more soul, which the boys in true Halloween spirit slash up and mangle until it's almost unrecognisable. Calling Spots is back!
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Oli Davis has concocted a spook-tacular story about The Undertaker riding out to nab himself one more soul, which the boys in true Halloween spirit slash up and mangle until it's almost unrecognisable. Calling Spots is back!
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00:00 Michelle McCall is a Geordie in this. Pete you suck!
00:03 They're creepy and they're spooky and something and ooky. Why are you making Spag Barda fusilli?
00:09 What?
00:15 What?
00:18 It's so Yorkshire.
00:20 Okay, okay, okay.
00:23 Hello and welcome to another episode of Calling Spot here on Parts Fun Known. I am Pete Haling from Parts Fun Known.
00:31 And if you're new to this series, this is a little game that we like to play while we can in lockdown.
00:37 And if you're new, here's how the game works. One member of the Parts Fun Known team has written a story
00:43 set in the WWE Universe.
00:45 They've then told that story to camera and have sent that story over to another member of the team.
00:50 They then can watch that story precisely at one time before having to recount it to the best of their ability,
00:55 including all the details.
00:56 They then send their version of the story over to another member of the team who can watch that video once and has to recount
01:02 their version of the story and so on and so on until everyone is gone.
01:06 Then we all hop in a call together and we point fingers and blame each other.
01:10 Today's story is a special one because the outline for this story was submitted by one of our lovely
01:16 Patreon backers, that being the Mayor of Painesville,
01:19 Dan. If you want to submit your own calling spot storyline outlines, then head on over to our Patreon page,
01:25 patreon.com/partsfunknown, as that's one of the many, many perks over on that page, as well as having access to the bonus
01:33 watch along where we get to see everybody's reactions to everybody's stories.
01:37 So without further ado, here's a story from Oli Davis submitted by Mayor of Painesville, Dan.
01:44 It was Doc Gallows Eve, the scariest, spookiest time for us mere mortals, but for one excitable 55-year-old,
01:52 it was the most magical day he looked forward to all year.
01:55 The camera swoops down from looking at the full moon against a purple sky through a forest of deadened trees,
02:02 past pumpkin heads carved to resemble the horror greats of the W.W.E.
02:07 The Boogeyman, Gangrel,
02:11 and Mace to come before a grand gothic mansion in the middle of parts unknown.
02:16 They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky. They're all together ooky, the McCool family.
02:24 Studio applause as Undertaker enters the McCool family dying room.
02:31 He's wearing his full Ministry of Darkness outfit as he is wont to do on Doc Gallows Eve, because he
02:37 has a very special secret tradition to uphold. He's going out to get one
02:42 last soul.
02:45 But Michelle has forbidden this, so he says,
02:47 "I'm just popping out to play dominoes with the Bone Street Crew, dear." To which Michelle answered,
02:54 "Hey, that's Leet Pet. Could you pick up some stuff from shop on Weebuck?" Undertaker groaned.
02:59 He didn't want to pick up anything from the shop. If Michelle needed stuff from the shop,
03:04 she should have told him when he was at the shop yesterday. "What would you like, my dear?
03:08 Could you pick up some of them biscuits I like with cream in the middle that's custard?
03:12 Custard creams?
03:14 And a pack of dried fuseli to make spaghetti bolognese. That would make it fuseli bolognese.
03:20 Yes, I will. And take one of druids with you. They've been chained up in basement for months.
03:25 They serve me though, and that is my will. Take slapwack.
03:30 I can't take slapwack, Michelle. Take spunknuts. I don't want to take spunknuts.
03:36 There aren't enough dominoes." Michelle burst up in anger. "You're not playing dominoes. You're off to get one more soul.
03:44 What's a soul? You've even got your soul-reaping cozy on.
03:49 Michelle,
03:51 I need the soul. You've got me doing tiger videos and instant grams. My brother of destruction Kane
03:58 only ever talks about libertarian politics these days, and there's only so much animal crossing I can play.
04:06 I need to feel
04:08 dead again, Michelle." Suddenly, the lights cut out, and a loud dong reverberated around the room.
04:15 It was the novelty doorbell, through which entered that huge guy that accompanies AJ Styles to the ring on Raw.
04:21 "Hi, Mr. Undertaker. An honour to meet you. Mr. McMahon has said he's very high on me backstage,
04:28 and wants me to work with you at Survivor Series to give me the rub."
04:31 Undertaker looked at Michelle, and they both broke into evil,
04:35 demonic smiles at the offering. The true king of hell had come through for them once again.
04:41 "Oh, yes, that huge guy from Raw.
04:45 You'll be getting a push."
04:47 And Michelle finished his sentence. "Into the pits of hell!" And the two devoured his very
04:54 tool soul.
04:57 [Spooky music]
04:59 It was Doc Gallo's Eve, and
05:03 the moon was set upon a purple sky as the camera zooms through the spooky forest with all the remnants of this time of the year.
05:14 Pumpkins and skeletons, and the remnants of the WWE.
05:19 Gangrel, the boogeyman,
05:24 Mace, as the camera zooms towards the
05:28 mansion.
05:30 Ah, he did the Addams Family intro, but I can't remember the words.
05:33 [Sings]
05:36 Creepy.
05:40 The Merkle Family.
05:44 You know what? I tried. Um, I didn't really.
05:48 As the camera enters the house, a round of applause breaks out as you see
05:54 The Undertaker
05:56 There in a room with Michelle McCool. She's also there, and Undertaker says to her
06:05 that he-
06:08 Nope.
06:09 Undertaker, at this time of the year, on Doc Gallo's Eve, just needed one more soul.
06:16 But of course, Michelle doesn't like him doing that.
06:21 So he turns to Michelle and he says, "I'm just going out for some dominoes with the Bone Street crew."
06:28 To which Michelle says,
06:30 To which Michelle says,
06:36 "How weird.
06:38 You ain't going out." I can't even- I've lost my own Geordie accent.
06:47 Yeah, can he do that? That's Scottish. Not gonna try. That's fine.
06:51 Um, and then Michelle says,
06:56 "If you're going out, pet, could you also get me some-"
07:03 What is this accent?
07:05 "Some, uh,
07:07 stuff from shops." That's just turning into Yorkshire now. We'll go with Yorkshire instead. It's fine.
07:13 And Undertaker says, "The shops?" And Michelle says,
07:17 "Aye, could you get me some
07:20 stuff?
07:25 Could you get me some fusilli so we could make spaghetti bolognese?"
07:28 And Undertaker says, "Wouldn't that make it fusilli bolognese?"
07:34 To which Michelle says,
07:36 "Um,
07:41 someone else." I was laughing too much at this bloody accent. "Um,
07:45 uh," and then she says, "Why don't you take some of the druids that have been hanging around?
07:52 Uh, why don't you take
07:55 slap wank?"
07:57 And Undertaker says, "I don't want to take slap wank." And then she says, "How about,
08:03 uh,
08:06 slap nuts?" That's not what he said.
08:11 And then Undertaker says, "I don't want to take slap nuts. There's not enough dominoes for everybody." To which Michelle finally says,
08:18 "You're not going out for dominoes. You're getting one more soul, aren't you?"
08:23 Uh, to which Undertaker says, "I don't even know what a soul is." But at that point a loud
08:29 noise rings out. "DONG!"
08:33 reverberates throughout the
08:35 mansion. At which point the big guy from Raw that accompanies AJ Styles is there. To which he says to Undertaker,
08:43 "Oh, hello, Mr. Undertaker. Vince McMahon's high on me backstage, and
08:48 he wants me to work with you at Survivor Series and give me the rub."
08:52 To which Undertaker says,
08:55 uh, to which Undertaker and Michelle McCool break out in demonic grins as they realize the
09:03 food that has been presented to them and they proceed to devour his very tall soul.
09:10 Some bits are missed out on that.
09:16 Nah, it's fine.
09:20 All right, Pete sucks at this game. It's Doc Gallows Eve! A moon
09:27 against a purple sky as the camera
09:31 zooms through a spooky forest and several spooky superstars. The Boogeyman, Gangrel, etc.
09:42 Um, and then it's the camera
09:45 appears on this big, run-down, ramshackle mansion.
09:50 *singing*
09:52 Yes, and so Michelle McCool and The Undertaker are,
10:09 you know, they're in their mansion and Undertaker, he's got an itch. He's got, "Oh, I just wanna,
10:16 just wanna get one more, one more soul."
10:20 And he's like sneaking out and Michelle says, "Hurry, pet! Where do you think you's going? Aye?"
10:28 Um, and
10:31 Undertaker says to Michelle,
10:33 "Oh, I'm just going out to play some dominoes with the Bone Street crew."
10:40 And Michelle says, "Oh, hurry!
10:45 If you's heading to the shops, could you's put us up some fusilli for spaghetti bolognese?"
10:52 And The Undertaker says, "The shops? But,
10:56 that would make it fusilli bolognese. Surely you mean spaghetti?" And she says, "Oh, that's, that's right, pet.
11:04 But also, could you?" No, she's turning into the woman from Fireman Sam. "No, man!" Um,
11:12 "Could you's also take us with you's when you go to play us dominoes, like? Could you's take
11:18 some slap wank
11:20 and slap nuts?
11:22 They's ever so bored."
11:24 Uh, at which point Undertaker says, "Oh, no, uh, there's not enough dominoes for slap wank and slap nuts." And Michelle says,
11:30 "You's going out to get yourselves another soul, ain't you? I see you, Mr. Color Weir. I see you's.
11:37 You's going out to get a soul, you bastard."
11:40 Um,
11:42 and The Undertaker says, "Oh, I was. You caught me." Then suddenly there's a knock at the door and it's that,
11:48 it's that big fella that, uh, AJ Styles has started hanging around with on Raw. And he says, "Oh, hello,
11:54 Mr. Mr. Undertaker Man." This is the voice that Pete did. "Hello, Mr. Undertaker Man.
11:59 My Vince is super high on me backstage." I don't know why he is Geordie as well, but he is. "As Mr.
12:06 Undertaker Man is super high on me backstage." And he was wondering, "Would you mind working with us on a Survivor Series and giving us, like, the rub like?"
12:14 Um, and Michelle and Undertaker look at each other and they're like, "Ah,
12:19 Deliveroo, a meal has come to us." And then they eat him.
12:23 That's it. That's the story. Next.
12:31 It is Doc Gallo's Eve and the camera pans through a spooky, spooky
12:38 scenario. A spooky vision, a spooky landscape, if you will. Scary trees,
12:45 terrifying bushes. You may hear like a, "Ooooh."
12:49 In the background. It is, after all, it's scary stuff, like. And, uh,
12:55 but in the distance, in the background, you can almost hear what appears to be theme music.
13:01 Ba da da dum.
13:03 Ba da da dum.
13:05 Ba da da dum. Ba da da dum. Ba da da dum.
13:08 They're creepy and they're spooky, mysterious and ooky. They're all together. I got the wrong words. The McCool family.
13:16 I can't believe I got that wrong. Oh, anyway.
13:18 So get the Addams Family bit right.
13:21 It's the McCool family or the Callaway family, as it most likely is gonna be, isn't it? The Callaway family.
13:27 We're at the Undertaker and Michelle McCool's mansion and the Undertaker is sitting, you know that big throne that he was sat in,
13:34 in the Last Ride documentary where he was like, "And then I did this." Like he sat in that chair again, right? And, um,
13:41 he's thinking to himself, "What I want,
13:43 what I need
13:46 is one more soul.
13:48 I just, I need a little taste. Just one more soul, man. I just need one more soul."
13:54 And so he thinks to himself, "Gonna go get that soul that I'm craving." So he gets out of his chair,
13:59 but Michelle McCool pops her head round, uh, the,
14:02 pops her head round and she goes, "How we, pet? Where do you think you're going, like?"
14:06 This is apparently, this is the voice that Pete did. Apparently, he's very bad at this game. "How we, where do you think you're going there, pet?"
14:12 Undertaker, he doesn't want to tell Michelle that he's going out for one more soul. So he turns to her and goes,
14:19 "Oh, I'm going to play dominoes with the Bone Street Crew godfather."
14:25 And etc. Ah, smenk! In the spooky stuff, Gangrel was there, uh, and the Boogeyman,
14:30 etc. But he's not playing with them. "Let's go play with the godfather and Bradshaw with the Bone Street Crew. Play some dominoes."
14:37 Michelle kind of likes the sound of this. "Ah, pet, ah, would you take us with you?
14:42 I'd love to go play some dominoes there." And, uh, and he's like, "Ah, I don't think we've got enough,
14:48 uh, bones to play with you." "Ah, but what if we bring, how we, Slapjack and Slapnut and Slapwank?"
14:54 "I definitely can't get all three of yous into the game and you as well, Michelle. It's just not gonna happen."
15:01 "Ah, well, if you're going out, can't you at least pop to the shops and pick us up some scran?"
15:07 "Uh, of course. What would you like me to get?" is what he asks.
15:13 And she says, "I'd like some fusilli, pet, because I'm looking to make some spaghetti bolognese."
15:19 "That seems a very strange thing to ask for, because surely you would want spaghetti pasta if you're going to make spaghetti bolognese."
15:27 "Ah, pet, I suppose you're right.
15:30 How, here, hang on a moment. You're not going to play dominoes, are you, you little bastard? You're going out to get another soul."
15:38 "Ah!" She caught him. She did, she caught him, and he's like, "Ah, Michelle, you done caught me."
15:44 "I was going out for one more soul." But before this could escalate further into an argument, this little rat-tat-tat at the door
15:51 of this giant mansion. Lurch, obviously, is not available to answer, so Undertaker answered it himself.
15:57 And it's the big lad from Raw, the big giant man who's out with AJ Styles at the moment.
16:03 Undertaker, of course, is incredibly distracted by the man's short,
16:07 impressive size.
16:09 He's like, "Ugh, can I help you?" And the man says, "Hello there, I would like to-
16:16 Vince McMahon is super high on me backstage, like, and I really need to try and get over.
16:22 So could yous help me out and get me over? Do something with me at Survivor Series,
16:29 and maybe I will get the robe."
16:32 And Undertaker thinks to himself, "Hmm,
16:35 robe."
16:36 So Undertaker and Michelle McCall eat him.
16:38 That's it.
16:42 It was Doc Gallows Eve, and of course on Doc Gallows Eve, it is a very spooky time.
16:49 There's lots of spooky things. As far as I remember, there is gangrels there, and the boogeyman's there,
16:56 and you can hear a theme song in the background. It's the Adams family, but it's not the Adams family.
17:03 It's, uh,
17:05 it goes,
17:06 "Duh-duh-duh-duh." I can't click. "Duh-duh-duh-duh."
17:09 "Duh-duh-duh-duh. Duh-duh-duh-duh. Duh-duh-duh-duh."
17:13 "They're creepy and they're spooky and something and ooky."
17:18 McCall.
17:23 Callaway family.
17:24 It's the Undertaker and Michelle McCall. Well, actually, just the Undertaker at first. He is sitting,
17:29 uh, in a throne, as you can imagine. Um,
17:34 you know, the one from the, uh, The Last Ride documentary is the one that Luke described to me. A bit like this, but more throney.
17:41 Um, he's sitting there and he thinks to himself,
17:44 "I just need one more soul,"
17:47 because obviously he, uh, he never got that final soul. He really wanted Roman Reigns' soul,
17:53 um, and he, uh, he would really have liked Brock Lesnar's soul at WrestleMania 30,
17:58 but of course he didn't manage to get those. So he's thinking to himself,
18:02 "I need to get one more soul, but Michelle's gonna know if I go out to get one more soul,
18:07 so I gotta think of an excuse to go and get one more soul. I want more souls."
18:11 Um, and so he thinks, "You know what? I'm gonna tell Michelle that I'm gonna go out and
18:17 see the Boneyard crew, the Bone something crew. I didn't watch wrestling back then. The Bone crew with JBL and,
18:26 and, uh,
18:27 uh, someone, the Godfather.
18:30 Um, but Michelle, uh, cool then, puts her head around the corner and she goes, "How are you, pet?
18:36 What you gonna be doing right now? I can't really do the accent, but this is the accent that, that Luke did.
18:43 How are you gonna go out to get, um,
18:46 get one more soul?" Uh, and he goes, "No, no, I'm gonna go and play dominoes with, with the fellas, you know, uh,
18:53 uh, with, with the guys, the Bone, Bone people." Uh, and Michelle,
18:58 uh, says, "Oh, well, can I, can I come along? I've not really got any plans tonight.
19:03 I'd love to be part of it." And he goes, "Well, I'm not sure there's enough dominoes to, to do that, you know,
19:09 uh, you haven't really got any."
19:12 Um, and she says, uh,
19:14 "Well, how about you, you go for, get those guys from Royal? Slap Jack, slap Nuts, slap Wank and, and slap me silly."
19:22 Um, he goes, "Oh, well, no, I, I really don't think I, I can do that.
19:27 Uh, there's really not enough, uh, dominoes for everyone."
19:30 Uh, but then
19:32 she realizes what he's up to. She says,
19:34 "Undertaker, Mark, if you will, um,
19:39 you're going out to get one more soul, aren't you? I could tell you were lying to me all the time. Go back to Greg's."
19:46 Um,
19:48 and he's like, "Oh, man, well, you, you got me. Oh, fine. I won't do it. I won't do it." Um,
19:54 and then there's a, a knock on the door
19:57 Um,
19:59 and of course, because Lurch isn't there.
20:01 Remember Lurch, Lurch, that ugly guy from the thing? Uh, Lurch isn't there to, to open in the door for them.
20:08 So, so Mark, uh, Mr. Undertaker opens the door and it's the big fella from,
20:14 uh, from Raw, uh, AJ Styles' mate, um, Jordan Omogbehin,
20:19 um, or Big Ninja or, or Bouncer. Um,
20:23 and of course, he's just so tall that the Undertaker's just staring at him. Like, his height is so
20:31 distracting.
20:33 And,
20:35 uh, the, the man says to the Undertaker,
20:37 in definitely a perfect Nigerian accent,
20:42 "How are you? I would really like you to help me out now. I've got to go on Raw, but I don't have any
20:49 personality and I'd really like the rub. Um,
20:54 and, but all, uh, the Undertaker hears from this is the word
20:58 'rub'
21:00 and of course, being from Texas, he loves barbecue. Uh, and so, uh,
21:05 Michelle and the Undertaker eat him.
21:08 Can you believe it?
21:12 It was Doc Gallo's Eve, the spookiest time of the year.
21:20 And as you would imagine, on Doc Gallo's Eve, all of the spooky people were there. Gangrel was there.
21:27 Boogeyman was there, who I almost forgot for a second there, but I just remembered it right now.
21:33 Puppishango was maybe there. I don't know. I'm just making it up. But lo and behold, that wasn't really anything.
21:40 That was just a bunch of names for us to remember because the real point of the story was
21:43 that the Addams Family theme was playing and it was
21:47 *sings*
21:49 I can only click with one of them. *sings*
21:51 The spooky and the kooky. *sings*
21:55 The Mark and Michelle McCool family. Undertaker's there. He's sat in a big throne. Uh, the one from the, uh,
22:02 Last Ride documentary, according to Andy, according to Luke. Um,
22:06 and he's thinking to himself, even though that, yeah, the Callaway family,
22:11 the rest of the Callaway family aren't there, and he's thinking to himself,
22:13 "I need to go out and get myself one more soul."
22:18 Because he wanted Roman Reigns' soul, but obviously he didn't beat Roman Reigns.
22:22 He wanted Brock Lesnar's soul back from WrestleMania 30, and he didn't get that either. But he's like, "I want one more soul."
22:30 But the problem was that Michelle McCool didn't want him to go out and get one more soul.
22:35 She's like, "You've done enough getting souls, Mr. Taker, Mark, if you will. You need to stay in and, and,
22:41 and be, be a husband and, and a normal person and hang out with your friends post Malone and stuff.
22:46 I've added all this bit in." Uh, and, and so like he's thinking, "I need to come up with an excuse because
22:52 Michelle will tell me no."
22:54 So thinking about it, he, he thinks he's got the perfect excuse. And Michelle comes in,
22:58 uh, Michelle McCool walks in and says, "Oh, you're right there, pet. Undertaker. Mark. I can't do a Geordie accent,
23:05 but that's the accent we were doing." She's like,
23:08 "What are you gonna do this evening, Mark? What do you, what are you getting up to?" And he's like, "I'm, uh,
23:12 I'm just gonna go hang out with the, uh, the,
23:15 the Boneyard Boys.
23:18 Uh,
23:20 JBL.
23:22 And, uh..."
23:24 Who was the other person that Andy said?
23:26 Godfather.
23:29 Weird. Uh, and, uh,
23:31 she's like,
23:33 "Oh, what are you gonna do?" He's like, "We're gonna play dominoes." And she's like,
23:37 "That doesn't sound like what you're gonna do. You go, go out and get one more soul there, Mr.
23:42 Mr. Undertip. Mark. Mark, Mr. Callaway. You're gonna go out and get one more soul." He's like, "No, we're gonna,
23:48 I swear to you, we're gonna go play dominoes." She's like, "Oh, can I come and get, play dominoes?"
23:52 He's like, "No, we've already got too many players for dominoes."
23:55 And she's like, "I don't think you have enough players for dominoes.
23:58 What if you went and got those Retribution boys, you know? Slap Jack, Slap Wank,
24:03 Slap at the base, man. Slap me in the face."
24:05 She's like, "No, we've already got all the players for dominoes." And this is the point where
24:08 Michelle McCool sees right through the ruse and she's like, "You're not even gonna play dominoes, you bastard.
24:15 You're gonna, you're gonna go out and get souls again, aren't you? You're addicted. You're addicted to souls."
24:20 But this whole conversation is cut across by the doorbell going, which seemingly has nothing to do
24:26 with anything else. And, uh, because the Callaway family doesn't have a lurch,
24:32 uh, they just have to answer the door themselves like paupers. So they go to the door, Mark opens it,
24:37 and who should be there? But AJ Styles' massive friend of, uh, Raw, Jordan, what's his face?
24:44 Uh, the big ninja and, uh, who else was he? He was the bouncer.
24:48 Um, and he says in a perfect Nigerian accent, apparently, "Ey up there, lad.
24:54 Um, I'm going on Raw and I need someone to help put me over, to give me the rub." And then obviously because
25:01 Undertaker and Michelle McCool are from Texas, they think,
25:04 "Rub.
25:06 Barbecue."
25:08 And they eat him.
25:09 The end. Can you believe it?
25:11 Ooh, spooky!
25:13 Hello! Welcome to the watch along part of the video, uh, for this episode of Calling Spots. Now, as I mentioned in the intro, the, uh,
25:23 idea for this outline for the story came from one of our lovely Patreon backers, the Mayor of Painesville, Dan, over on our new
25:29 Apartment on Patreon page, which you can also do if you head over there. Go check it out. So,
25:34 Mr. Davis, you had that initial one line of story from, from Dan and you ran with it.
25:42 Yeah, well, it was Halloween,
25:45 and I thought I'd make a spooky, scary story. Undertaker, pay tribute to the man
25:51 who's graced WWE screens for 30 years.
25:55 It was a perfect timing as well, because this episode will air after Halloween. So it is just perfect timing.
26:01 Yeah. Well, I'm all about that timing, about getting those peaks and troughs.
26:05 I want to come just after the wave of interest, which is the steepest drop-off.
26:10 Yes, that's smart.
26:13 It's important to point out as well for the context of this video that, uh, two things. One, Pete's fiancée is called Michelle.
26:20 You're engaged!
26:23 [Laughter]
26:25 I really wish you would say something!
26:27 And two,
26:30 Pete's fiancée is
26:32 from, uh, Geordie Town. She's from Newcastle.
26:35 From Newcastle. That seems to have been an important through line for, uh, for this story. How did that make you feel, Pete?
26:41 Oh, it was, it was great. Also,
26:45 uh, it was really fun recording it, because then I got a message from Michelle after I finished recording that just said,
26:51 "Am I in the effing Calling Spots episode?"
26:53 Um, which I just had to say,
26:56 "Yeah, sorry."
26:58 When I got it from Luke, I didn't know, because Luke's the kind of originator of the Michelle voice. I didn't know whether-
27:04 I think Michelle's the originator of the Michelle voice.
27:07 No, no, no, but it's the special voice that Luke does.
27:11 I didn't know whether he had just put it in because, because he thought it would be funny.
27:15 I didn't really, I didn't know whether it had been, if Pete had actually had to do an impression of his own fiancée.
27:20 Well, Ollie's famously good at accents, so I'm quite curious what happens with this specific
27:26 Ollie's version of Geordie.
27:29 I'm, my suspicion is that Ollie does a man's Geordie accent, because he can't really do the woman's Geordie accent for Michelle.
27:37 No, no, and, and, and Ollie can't do an accent.
27:40 I'm gonna say, I'm, I'm putting, I'm gonna, it's gonna sound like it's from Mumbai. That's what it's gonna sound like.
27:46 You're talking about, Pete.
27:48 Oh, no, one.
27:50 It's a lot of that.
27:51 Um, so instead of, instead of speculating,
27:53 let's just see where this dies, shall we? Let's put on Ollie's video.
27:57 Here we go.
27:57 It was Doc Gallows' Eve.
28:00 Nice.
28:01 The scariest, spookiest time for us mere mortals, but for one excitable 55 year old,
28:06 it was the most magical day he looked forward to all year.
28:10 The camera swoops down from looking at the full moon against a purple sky, through a forest of deadened trees,
28:16 and a school of gestures carved to resemble the horror greats of the WWE.
28:21 I felt a lot like Tom from, uh,
28:26 from No Roads But Not, when I did the clip.
28:29 Nailed it.
28:30 Parts unknown. They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky. They're all together, ooky. The Merkel family.
28:38 Merkel? Angela Merkel family?
28:42 I've done this like three times by this point. I'm sick of doing takes.
28:47 You can't tell in your delivery.
28:51 Did you not think to just edit it?
28:54 I'm carefully scrolling down last.
28:58 Do I, do I do one take and edit it badly?
29:03 He can do accents.
29:10 *laughter*
29:12 He's from Yorkshire, isn't he?
29:17 I'm glad that we fixed this in post.
29:20 We're slowly moving down the country.
29:22 *laughter*
29:24 This is not a Geordie accent.
29:35 He was born in Newcastle and moved to London about 10 years ago.
29:39 To be fair, Michelle does walk around with a cloth cap in her hand, definitely asking people for more gruel.
29:45 Hey up, grommet!
29:47 Michelle sounds like she's got trap wind.
29:49 I don't get why everyone has made the link between Geordie Michelle and the different thing.
29:55 This is just a different accent, not linked to Pete and Michelle.
29:59 What's a soul? You've even got your soul-reaping cosy on!
30:04 Michelle, I need the soul. You've got me doing tiger videos and instant grunts.
30:10 My brother of destruction, Kay, only ever talks about libertarian politics these days.
30:16 And there's only Matt Merritt and Rossy my entire family to feel dead against you.
30:24 Suddenly, my entire family reverberated around me.
30:29 Yes! And! Peace!
30:31 *laughter*
30:33 That huge guy that accompanies AJ Styles to the ring on Raw.
30:37 Hi Mr Undertaker, an honour to meet you.
30:39 *laughter*
30:41 Hey, you haven't heard him speak.
30:43 That's a good point.
30:45 I'm so glad you didn't try a Nigerian accent for this.
30:47 Oh, you didn't see the outtakes.
30:49 *laughter*
30:51 Demonic smiles at the offering. The true king of hell had come through for them once again.
30:57 Oh yes, that huge guy from Raw. You'll be getting a push.
31:01 Oh yes!
31:03 And Michelle finished his sentence.
31:05 It's the chairman's power!
31:07 Reruns of Friends, only on E4!
31:09 *laughter*
31:11 You say I can't do accents, but I can do X-Factor voiceover guy, okay?
31:15 It was Doc Gallo's eve.
31:17 I hate it.
31:19 The smallest time of the year, and as you would imagine on Doc Gallo's eve.
31:23 Look at that, Laurie's already done like four different voices in just one sentence.
31:27 Kangren was there.
31:29 Boogieman was there.
31:31 We've all made it.
31:33 But I just remembered it right now.
31:35 They're not there though, are they?
31:37 I was told they were there.
31:39 But lo and behold, that wasn't really anything.
31:41 That was just a bunch of names for us to remember because the real point of the show was...
31:43 That was just filler!
31:45 ...the After Family theme was playing and it was...
31:47 *sings*
31:49 I can only click with one of them.
31:51 *sings*
31:53 Can you?
31:55 What's wrong with the other hand?
31:57 *sings*
31:59 Mark!
32:01 Mark McCool.
32:03 *laughter*
32:05 ...according to Luke.
32:07 And he's thinking to himself, even though the Callaway family...
32:11 The rest of the Callaway family aren't there.
32:13 And he's thinking to himself, "I need to go out and get myself one more song."
32:19 That's a really good accent.
32:21 That's not the accent I did though.
32:23 I did Brock Lesnar's "Soul" back from WrestleMania.
32:25 Yeah, but it's the accent that somebody else did.
32:27 I didn't get that either.
32:29 But it's like, "I want one more soul."
32:31 But the problem was that Michelle McCool didn't want him to go out and get one more song.
32:35 Come on, let's hear it. Let's hear it, Laurie.
32:37 Wait, what?
32:39 Wait. Wait.
32:41 You need to be a husband and a normal person and hang out with your friends post Maloney.
32:47 I've added all the...
32:49 And so he's thinking, "I need to go out and get myself one more song."
32:51 The voice comes in.
32:53 Excuse, 'cause Michelle will tell me no.
32:55 *laughter*
32:57 So he thinks he's got it.
32:59 Michelle comes in. Michelle McCool walks in and says,
33:01 "Oh, you're right there, Ben."
33:03 *laughter*
33:05 "I can't do a Geordie accent, but that's the accent we were doing."
33:07 She's like, "What are you gonna do?"
33:09 Scouse this.
33:11 "What are you gonna do?"
33:13 It's Welsh?
33:15 I was thinking Welsh.
33:17 The Boneyard Boys.
33:19 The Boneyard Boys.
33:21 I'm just doing what Andy told me.
33:23 Yeah, I didn't really know who they were.
33:25 The Boneyard Boys. The Bone Street Crew.
33:27 The B.Y.B. He's got written on his tummy.
33:29 *laughter*
33:31 She's like,
33:33 "Oh, what are you gonna do?"
33:35 The game is say what the last person said.
33:37 Yeah.
33:39 Don't correct it.
33:41 "You're gonna go out and get one more soul there, Mr. Auditorium."
33:43 "Oh, boy!"
33:45 "I'm a real boy!"
33:47 "I'm just doing my Monty Python voice."
33:49 "Yeah, yeah."
33:51 "He's not a barbit, but I'm biting!"
33:53 "He's a very naughty boy!"
33:55 "We've already got too many players for dominoes."
33:57 She's like, "I don't think you have enough players for dominoes."
33:59 "What if you went and got those Retribution boys?"
34:01 "You know, Slap Jack, Slap Wank, Slap the Bassman, Slap me in the face."
34:05 *laughter*
34:07 Oh, not again.
34:09 To clarify, you didn't say Slap Wank.
34:11 Slap Wank made it to me from Pete, did it?
34:13 No, I said Slap Wank.
34:15 Oh, did you say Slap Wank?
34:17 "You're gonna go out and get souls again, aren't you?"
34:19 "You're addicted! You're addicted to souls!"
34:21 *laughter*
34:23 Shit, the character's taken on a life of its own in this game.
34:25 *laughter*
34:27 You're gonna do anything else with this character, Laurie?
34:29 *laughter*
34:31 Just working out a Nora's bulb thing, you know?
34:33 *laughter*
34:35 *laughter*
34:37 *laughter*
34:39 There's no Dong! He just went to the door!
34:41 There's no Dong.
34:43 There's no massive Dong.
34:45 There's no massive Dong.
34:47 There's no massive Dong.
34:49 There's no massive Dong.
34:51 There's no massive Dong.
34:53 There's no massive Dong.
34:55 *laughter*
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37:45 My heart was in my mouth there for a second.
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37:57 I love the click. Because I remember when we were kids
37:59 and you found out about the boat crew, it's like,
38:01 "Oh, that sounds really scary." And then it sounds proper lame
38:03 when you find out it's about dominoes.
38:05 In fact, it sounds less cool.
38:07 It's also crew with a K.
38:09 It is, yes. Crew with a K.
38:11 With a Z at the end.
38:13 Which is also short for biscuit.
38:15 Is that an intention, Oli, of your story?
38:17 Yes.
38:19 It's layered. It's just like layers here.
38:21 It's like a custard cream.
38:23 [LAUGHTER]
38:25 Oh, Lord.
38:27 But well done, everyone.
38:29 Isn't the BSK a serial killer?
38:31 Yes. No, that's BTK.
38:33 Ah, BTK.
38:35 Not that many layers.
38:37 Probably also a K-pop band.
38:39 BTS.
38:41 [LAUGHTER]
38:43 KSI.
38:45 Just say a few more.
38:47 BRB.
38:49 Right. If you want to see
38:51 the whole version of this,
38:53 just basically people dunking
38:55 on pizza fiancé, I guess.
38:57 Yeah, I guess it must be.
38:59 [LAUGHTER]
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