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00:00 [music playing]
00:02 Wonder what my mom would do if I just, like, quit ballet.
00:20 Grounded for life!
00:22 Boneless to a barley fresh.
00:28 [music playing]
00:30 Or maybe she finally gets off your back.
00:35 Roast beef to a barley back-edge.
00:38 [music playing]
00:41 S-K-A-T!
00:45 Do you guys really have to play skate right now?
00:48 We're trying to have an existential crisis here.
00:51 We bet five bucks and I need lunch money, so, yeah.
00:54 Then you're gonna starve, my friend.
00:57 So your crisis got me thinking, Tricky.
00:59 Newton's third law says every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
01:04 Wow, this must be massive!
01:07 Oh...
01:10 So, you think my mom, what, makes me quit skateboarding?
01:14 - Hard to argue with Newton. - I'm with Tani.
01:18 Your mom is so hardcore.
01:20 True that.
01:24 Still fish to judo.
01:26 Yeah.
01:27 But she could surprise you.
01:31 Nah, the only thing that surprises me these days
01:34 is when Jake wears matching socks.
01:36 [grunting]
01:38 Man, S-K-A-T.
01:42 Actually, there's a scientific theory I think might explain Jake's sock glitch.
01:48 It says we all evolved from aquatic bipeds.
01:51 What does that even have to do with--
01:53 Webbed feet would be so cool. No more socks or shoes.
01:56 Oh...
01:58 No way was I some aqua dude.
02:00 [sighing]
02:04 - I hate seafood. - OK, check this.
02:06 Fakie Benihana to a Superman to a sex change!
02:10 Jake, you can't do that combo.
02:13 No choice. Need that cash bad.
02:16 I am starving.
02:17 [crashing]
02:19 [music playing]
02:20 [grunting]
02:29 [grunting]
02:34 You son of a freaking--
02:37 [grunting]
02:38 I can't believe this!
02:40 [screaming]
02:41 It's so hard to land that--
02:43 [groaning]
02:44 Personally, I don't think we evolved.
02:47 We just become our parents.
02:49 Or some reaction to them.
02:50 So my theory is we evolved from microbial life.
02:53 You know, germs that probably came here
02:56 unlike a meteor from some other galaxy.
02:58 What? You say we're aliens?
02:59 Exactly.
03:01 I gotta say, having your own UFO to cruise around in would be so cool.
03:05 I had a wicked sound system and that UFO's one sweet ride.
03:10 Well, technically, sound waves couldn't escape
03:12 the anti-gravity field it would take to power a UFO.
03:14 Ooh!
03:15 Oh, probably just another rusty can.
03:18 [buzzing]
03:19 Maybe not!
03:23 [screaming]
03:25 Catch it!
03:27 [grunting]
03:29 [screaming]
03:46 [grunting]
03:47 [grunting]
03:55 [screaming]
03:57 [screaming]
03:59 [screaming]
04:12 [grunting]
04:13 [groaning]
04:27 Another turbine recovery.
04:36 Confiscated.
04:38 Just observe.
04:39 For now.
04:41 (dramatic music)
04:43 (whooshing)