Ryan Reynolds Has a Few Choice Words for Pumpkin Spice | Aviation Gin - video Dailymotion

Here’s a Negroni Week recipe for those who love having the taste of warm #PumpkinSpice nowhere near their mouth.

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00:00 It's nearly fall, which means the entire universe will once again be losing its mind for pumpkin spice.

00:06 [dramatic music]

00:11 Well, not on aviation. Not on my watch. Let's make a Negroni.

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00:18 First, take one part each of bitter red liqueur.

00:22 And sweet vermouth. Pour over ice.

00:26 Take a pumpkin-spiced cinnamon stick and shove it right up your a**.

00:31 Then, we add one part aviation American gin.

00:37 And stir.

00:38 And while stirring, we're gonna take a moment to ponder why it is that once a year for two or three months,

00:45 we lose our f***ing mind over pumpkin spice.

00:49 What the f*** are we doing, people?

00:52 I'm sending my kids off to school with a f***ing cumin yogurt in their li--

00:57 Next, we're gonna garnish with an orange peel, delicious orange fruit, and enjoy a real drink.

01:04 F*** you, pumpkin spice. It's Negroni Week.

01:06 [dramatic music]

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01:13 It's come to my attention that pumpkin spice has quite a lot of fans and a powerful political lobby.

01:19 So, on behalf of Aviation American Gin, its parent company Diageo,

01:23 we'd like to wholesale apologize for our previous commercial.

01:27 Help me.