Surprising Dave Portnoy With The World's Worst Disguise | WEEK 2 BEHIND THE SCENES
Handsome Hank | Barstool Sports Advisors
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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 - How's he looking?
00:08 How's our pretty lady looking?
00:10 Oh my God!
00:11 (laughing)
00:11 First of all, I was wrong.
00:12 JJ, People's Champ, got the numbers.
00:15 Number one show in the advisors history.
00:17 Thank you to JJ, thank you to the viewers.
00:18 Thank you to Ashley, maybe.
00:19 But Dave is back this week.
00:21 We wanted JJ in the mix,
00:23 but we didn't want Dave to know.
00:25 So Jerry is going to be disguised as a female crew member.
00:28 And then he's going to wait to kind of reveal himself
00:31 and then go at Dave maybe later in the show.
00:33 Or if there's a quake,
00:34 he's got the green light to just go nuts.
00:36 I thought about this last night.
00:37 So I don't think Dave's going to come to that many.
00:39 I think next time he comes, we'll do four chairs.
00:41 We'll try it.
00:42 I think it'll be worth a shot.
00:44 But this one, this one we'll have some fun with.
00:46 - You think I'll look like a girl?
00:48 - Yeah.
00:49 - Really?
00:50 - Yeah.
00:51 - Fresh cut, fucking fat, no facial hair.
00:56 What's this?
00:57 - This is moisturizer.
00:58 (laughing)
01:00 - Are you supposed to be like acting
01:01 like a camera operator or something?
01:02 - I think so.
01:03 Yeah, I think like acting like a...
01:05 - Behind the scenes type of like butched female
01:08 or something like, I don't know.
01:10 That's what Hank said.
01:12 - This is, this is, this is crazy.
01:14 I don't know how girls do this, man.
01:16 At least I got long eyelashes.
01:17 (upbeat music)
01:20 (upbeat music)
01:23 - Oh my God, they're actually titties.
01:42 Oh my God, these are heavy.
01:44 How do girls do that?
01:46 - You look gorgeous.
01:48 - Jerry, you're gonna look hot.
01:49 - You think so?
01:50 - I feel like I'm gonna make a move.
01:51 - I thought I was gonna look like a butch like.
01:53 - Well, yeah, but like you're so pretty
01:55 that it's like gonna be hard to make you look butch.
01:57 - You look like if Adele went to rehab.
01:59 - You don't want him to see me
02:00 until like later on in the episode, right?
02:02 - I want him to notice that you're there,
02:04 but not like put any, like he'll just be like,
02:07 "Oh, what's up?
02:08 How's it going?"
02:08 And not even like think that's Jerry.
02:11 - It'll be so good.
02:11 - 'Cause we'll like cut to the like crew camera bunch
02:14 just to like set it up.
02:15 So when people watch it back,
02:16 they'll be like, "Oh, he was there the whole time."
02:18 (laughing)
02:20 - I don't know why you're doing this, brother.
02:23 - You're starting to like reevaluate some things.
02:26 - I mean, I don't think I look good as a female yet.
02:28 I wouldn't fuck this right now.
02:30 (laughing)
02:30 - We'll see once you get the hair on.
02:31 - Yeah, then we're gonna see.
02:32 - Is like the makeup part done or no?
02:34 - Pretty much.
02:36 - Okay.
02:37 - Dave's not looking for something, he's not.
02:39 He's locked in, like he's gonna come in, sit down.
02:41 He's used to doing these shows
02:42 where there's a lot of miscellaneous people on the set.
02:45 He's not the type of person
02:46 that's gonna like introduce himself to everyone.
02:48 And I think Jerry will just be off to the side.
02:49 - What's your name?
02:51 What name are we going with?
02:52 - Griselda?
02:53 - No.
02:54 - What's up Dave Portnoy?
02:55 Thanks for coming in.
02:56 - Ashton.
02:57 (laughing)
02:59 - What's girl's name, Rebecca?
03:00 I don't know.
03:01 - Does this be Jenny?
03:02 - Gina.
03:03 - Gina, Gina's good.
03:04 - Yeah, Gina's good.
03:05 - Yeah, I like Gina.
03:06 - Your eyes are popping.
03:07 - Yeah.
03:08 - Cute.
03:09 (laughing)
03:11 - How many beers?
03:15 - About that many.
03:17 - Just a cocktail or two.
03:18 - Yeah?
03:19 - That's one Long Island Iceland.
03:20 - Really?
03:21 - Jenny's like, Jerry, I know that's you.
03:24 - Unless someone says to him, there's no way.
03:25 That's not something he thinks about.
03:27 He's tunnel vision.
03:28 - It's this one.
03:29 (upbeat music)
03:32 (laughing)
03:38 - I look kinda hot.
03:49 - All right, so what are we doing about my tits?
03:51 (upbeat music)
03:53 - Oh my God.
04:00 - It's so narrow.
04:03 - How many beers, Danny?
04:04 - Two.
04:06 All right, maybe three.
04:10 - Well, Dave's in today.
04:12 That means JJ's out, but is he really out?
04:15 No, JJ's here, it's Gina.
04:18 I'll be chirping a little bit, just put it on.
04:21 But it's gonna mess up the makeup.
04:22 But I just have to keep it on the whole time then.
04:24 You know what I mean?
04:25 - Yeah.
04:25 (laughing)
04:27 Yeah, I'll never notice.
04:29 - You'll never notice.
04:29 - I'll look good.
04:31 Looks great.
04:32 (upbeat music)
04:35 - I almost feel like the blue shirt's better,
04:44 I feel like, no, than this?
04:46 - Curious to see what gimmick.
04:48 - That's why I asked.
04:49 - The strict boys have for Jerry this week.
04:51 I'm sure it's something.
04:52 - That right there.
04:53 - That right there.
04:54 - More gutter in there?
04:54 - You mean not in Chicago?
04:56 - Stop hollering.
04:57 - He's in the office.
04:58 - He lives like an hour away.
05:00 - It was just, see.
05:01 - No, no, I didn't.
05:03 Well, did you see what they did?
05:04 See they had four footer?
05:06 So two guys, one can go far.
05:07 - It's over, dude, I know it's over.
05:11 He might've seen my car.
05:12 Fuck.
05:14 How many beers you think?
05:17 (upbeat music)
05:20 Five?
05:22 - Hello.
05:25 - Hi.
05:26 - How are you?
05:27 - I'm good.
05:27 - I'm Ashley, nice to meet you.
05:28 - Were you like a bar soul?
05:30 Like you were a bar soul person?
05:31 - Watch BFFs, watch Plan B, Call Her Daddy,
05:34 that's like half-dead, right?
05:35 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:36 You fall into the bucket.
05:37 Like going, yeah, the Call Her Daddy, BFF.
05:39 - Right.
05:40 - Yeah.
05:41 - Glad she didn't say Mean Girls.
05:42 That would've been tough.
05:43 - Uh-oh.
05:44 - Okay, okay, okay.
05:47 I need to update you, doing the show.
05:49 I love you so much.
05:49 I came to you.
05:51 Love you so much.
05:52 How's everything?
05:52 - Good.
05:53 - You look fabulous.
05:54 Hello, hello.
05:55 We're ready to roll.
05:56 The greatest living human alive is here.
05:59 Nothing else to say.
06:01 I'm gonna get you to sit down.
06:02 - You got in the Uber on time?
06:10 - Yes, it was amazing.
06:11 - I called him an Uber,
06:12 and the Uber was just outside the office,
06:14 and like for like 10 minutes,
06:16 I keep hearing Stu's voice.
06:17 He just was saying hello to everyone.
06:19 - I saw Nathan for the first time.
06:20 I saw Eddie.
06:20 I have, you know, the whole office.
06:22 I met the kid from Florida,
06:24 who won the contest that works for you now.
06:25 - He's close.
06:26 - Yeah, he was very excited.
06:28 - Ashley, what was the response?
06:29 Everyone loved you?
06:30 - It was good.
06:30 My DMs are scared for us to be right now.
06:32 - Yeah, yeah.
06:34 - Doesn't help that to boost views,
06:36 they basically titled the episode,
06:38 like, "See the new chick naked."
06:40 (laughing)
06:41 And Jerry takes credit for some views.
06:43 I don't know that were his.
06:44 - All right, we're good?
06:45 Everyone good?
06:47 Let's do it.
06:47 - All right.
06:49 - Three, two, one.
06:51 Barstool Sports Advisors,
06:53 we are back, back, back.
06:56 And guess what?
06:57 We're joined as always by Ashley, Tommy, Stu,
07:01 and then,
07:03 the guys.
07:04 (clapping)
07:05 - It's one thing when Jerry does a Chump, he's great.
07:08 We've had other people do, sit in your chair.
07:10 They're great, but they're not you.
07:11 No one's you.
07:13 No one's you.
07:13 - So that's the gimmick.
07:15 I asked when I came in, I'm like,
07:16 "So what are you guys gonna do with Jerry?
07:18 What's the gimmick?"
07:19 - Oh, I don't think he's here.
07:20 He's not even in Chicago.
07:22 Do it, get it over with.
07:23 - I mean, that is the worst, worst disguise I've ever seen.
07:28 Can I say something?
07:29 Can I say something?
07:30 I would, I would, I would.
07:33 I saw his disguise when he was in the chair.
07:35 - I just wanna share a little.
07:36 I would, I would.
07:38 - Get it over with, come do it.
07:39 - That's all?
07:40 - No, no, come do it.
07:41 (laughing)
07:42 Come do it, I think you're gonna do it.
07:43 Come do it.
07:44 - I saw his disguise when he walked out.
07:46 - He saw right away, I mean, it's Jerry.
07:49 (laughing)
07:51 - I knew it wasn't gonna work.
07:52 (laughing)
07:53 - In what world did you think,
07:55 "Oh, Jerry's just not gonna be here on set."
07:58 - Well, I thought the disguise was gonna be
08:00 a little bit better.
08:01 Your eyes are just Jerry.
08:03 - So what was the gimmick going to be?
08:05 - It was gonna be, you didn't notice.
08:07 And then as we went.
08:08 - You thought I wouldn't notice.
08:09 (laughing)
08:10 - In what world?
08:11 - Like, "The man's on point right now, man's back."
08:13 - You didn't notice?
08:14 - You can't pull a gimmick on him.
08:16 - No, no, no, no.
08:16 - I was like, "Uh-oh."
08:17 - The fat pudgy camera woman?
08:19 (laughing)
08:20 - You created the gimmick.
08:22 - Like, you didn't think I would know.
08:24 - That's Jerry.
08:25 (laughing)
08:28 - Stupid dick.
08:29 (laughing)
08:31 - I thought it was believable.
08:34 - If this episode does monster views,
08:36 I know that woman right there
08:39 is gonna try to take credit for it.
08:41 'Cause apparently she was on this show.
08:43 - 100%.
08:44 - No.
08:44 (upbeat music)
08:47 - That happens.
08:50 - Okay.
08:51 - Back on camera.
08:55 (upbeat music)
08:57 - Beautiful thing though.
09:02 - Wow, that was a bomb.
09:03 I normally don't bomb on that show.
09:04 That was a, I'll take the L.
09:06 - You bombed.
09:07 (upbeat music)
09:12 - Geno Smith's the quarterback.
09:14 Do we remember that?
09:15 He got the bag, he got money.
09:17 Are you serious?
09:18 They're garbage.
09:19 Seattle's gonna be like--
09:20 - Is that a Dicky V?
09:20 - Seattle's gonna be like five, what?
09:22 - Did you just Dicky V us?
09:23 - I think you did.
09:24 - What does that mean?
09:25 - Are you serious?
09:25 - Are you serious?
09:26 (laughing)
09:27 - Shout out Dicky V.
09:28 I hate you.
09:29 (upbeat music)
09:31 - Originally it was reported,
09:36 he tried to give her the friendship bracelet
09:37 with the number, she said no.
09:39 He was wearing a John Mayer t-shirt
09:42 last time on his podcast.
09:43 (upbeat music)
09:46 - You thought you had it.
09:53 - No, I wasn't, the minute I saw his eyes,
09:54 I was like, that's Jerry.
09:55 - This was Hank.
09:57 - You thought you had it.
09:58 - I knew I didn't have it.
10:00 I knew I didn't have it.
10:02 He said, he's never gonna know.
10:04 (laughing)
10:05 - Maybe the most insulting thing
10:07 that's ever been said about me at this company.
10:09 You didn't think I would know.
10:10 - The minute he walked out, Dave looked over
10:12 and was just like, all right.
10:13 - Waste.
10:14 - Fuck you.
10:16 - Yeah, the nails, the nails is tough.
10:18 - Everything is tough.
10:19 (laughing)
10:20 Everything.
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