Comedian and actor Matt Rife doesn't take life too seriously, so when given the option to spill the tea or take a mystery shot - things got interesting. We lined up some of the internet's most pressing questions along with some of the grossest shots, and got Matt's opinion on the most over-rated comedian, the city he is least looking forward to on the 'ProbleMATTic World Tour,' and more. Stay tuned for Matt Rife's Netflix special 'Natural Selection' coming soon.
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00:00 Hey, let's not combine substances, okay?
00:02 Pick one gross thing at a time.
00:04 (upbeat music)
00:07 That was disgusting.
00:09 I've got 10 questions and 10 shots of God knows what.
00:15 I can either answer the question or I have to take a shot.
00:18 I think I'm gonna be fine.
00:19 I mean, there's not really much I get embarrassed about.
00:21 Like, unless it's like a deeply personal question,
00:23 I don't think I'm gonna be afraid of anything.
00:25 I hope I don't have to take a shot of any of these.
00:26 It looked disgusting.
00:28 (upbeat music)
00:30 It's strong.
00:37 I'm a Swiss Alps.
00:42 Aged well.
00:44 All right, first question.
00:48 What is your biggest insecurity?
00:50 I'd say my biggest insecurity is the security in my career.
00:55 The entertainment business is so up and down.
00:58 Like, you have to cherish like every high moment you get
01:00 because it can go away.
01:00 You could never work again after that one exciting thing.
01:04 So I think it's just hoping I can have longevity
01:07 in this business.
01:08 Suck it.
01:09 Now, I don't have to drink it.
01:15 It's a dressing.
01:24 I think it's Italian dressing.
01:27 I'm not mad at it.
01:29 I don't want to drink it, but.
01:30 Tell us who the most famous person to slide
01:33 into your DMs was and show us what they said.
01:36 Oh, that's a hard two.
01:38 Most famous person to slide into my DMs.
01:42 Damn, man.
01:47 Like they started the conversation.
01:49 Oh.
01:50 (slapping)
01:53 That's mean.
02:04 That was very, very mean.
02:06 Good question.
02:07 Okay.
02:08 It wasn't that bad other than the chopped up vegetables
02:14 at the bottom of it.
02:15 Could have done without that.
02:17 The pickle juice was nice though.
02:18 (upbeat music)
02:21 Dark is just, it's not, I know it's not gonna be good.
02:26 I know it's not.
02:27 It's another dressing.
02:30 Which city are you least looking forward to
02:33 during your problematic world tour?
02:35 Well, it would be Atlanta, but I purposely skipped Atlanta
02:38 and performing in Georgia and Augusta, I believe.
02:41 It's a city that I'm actually going to
02:42 that I'm not looking forward to.
02:44 I would say, I mean, no one's excited to go
02:48 to like Oklahoma City.
02:49 You know what I mean?
02:50 No shade to the city.
02:51 I'm sure there are plenty of Dave and Busters
02:53 to hang out at, but I'm pretty excited
02:55 to be the most fun thing in Oklahoma
02:57 for at least one night.
02:59 (laughing)
03:04 I don't think the Oklahoma fans are gonna be pissed at all.
03:10 They know where they live.
03:15 Ugh, this one's white and chunky.
03:18 Oh, it's so thick.
03:21 How many times are you hooked up with your fans?
03:28 Oh my God.
03:44 That was disgusting.
03:46 The thickness of it going down my esophagus was haunting.
03:54 Oh, that's not good.
04:00 Like a, picture like a beef jerky flavored ramen juice.
04:05 So far, textures is gonna kill me.
04:07 Name three celebrities you would not want
04:12 to be stranded on a desert island with
04:14 and why?
04:15 Greta Thunberg.
04:20 I feel like she would just talk about how the ocean
04:21 is rising the entire time we're on the island
04:24 and how many years we have left
04:25 until we just inevitably drown.
04:26 I said, Greta Thunberg, anybody from Vanderpump rules.
04:29 Who's to say who's the worst?
04:31 It just seems like they would create drama
04:33 even out of just the four of us.
04:34 And then the third one would be Harry Styles
04:38 because we're trapped on this island
04:39 and he'd be the sexiest one there.
04:41 So the whole time I'm like, how long am I stranded
04:43 on this island before I try to fuck Harry Styles?
04:45 You know?
04:46 And I just don't really want to have to deal
04:47 with that battle mentally and physically and sexually.
04:50 Nope.
04:52 Hey, let's not combine substances, okay?
05:00 Pick one gross thing at a time.
05:02 Well, yeah, it's gonna be gross
05:03 if you can concoct things.
05:05 (upbeat music)
05:07 That's not gonna be good.
05:15 Do I ask him a vodka?
05:16 Or will it be?
05:19 Which comedian do you think is overrated?
05:22 Why?
05:23 (laughs)
05:24 Oh man.
05:25 Oh God.
05:29 It's gonna be blasphemous.
05:30 I know the amount of hate I'm gonna get for this.
05:33 But it's okay 'cause I don't think he would like me either.
05:35 It's okay.
05:36 I think Jerry Seinfeld is wildly overrated.
05:38 Just for my own personal preference.
05:40 He's just a very 80s, early 90s style of comic.
05:43 Like it's very cut and dry, easy premise set up punchline.
05:46 It's not my sense of humor per se.
05:49 What do you think Seinfeld would say about your comic?
05:52 I don't get it.
05:53 I think it's only women here.
05:54 I know that's a terrible impression, but whatever.
06:00 Oh, I was just off on a hot sauce?
06:03 Oh damn.
06:06 This, oh God I hope.
06:16 I can't do this one.
06:17 I can't tell what that is.
06:20 Like look what's at the bottom.
06:21 What is that?
06:24 If we're gonna mix shit, make it be two liquids.
06:26 Don't mix solids and liquids.
06:28 This is disgusting.
06:30 Okay.
06:31 Next question is,
06:35 who's the most famous person you've matched with?
06:39 You can Google it.
06:40 You could drink it.
06:42 It's so nasty.
06:45 It's so gross.
06:47 Hold on man.
06:48 Came back and sell.
06:58 I just, I can't.
06:59 It's disgusting.
07:01 What is it?
07:01 Oh.
07:05 Oh yeah.
07:08 I could not have done that.
07:10 Does not smell good.
07:15 It's like lemon juice and,
07:19 yeah, almost has like that twang
07:22 of like a pickle juice as well.
07:24 Would you have doubled down on pickle juice though?
07:27 This is probably the worst one.
07:30 On the full volume podcast,
07:31 you talked about events leading up to a breakup
07:33 where you messed up a little bit.
07:34 What was your little mess up?
07:36 I messed up a little bit.
07:38 Yeah.
07:39 And then her reaction to that mess up
07:40 made it a thousand times worse.
07:43 Oh man.
07:44 It is like so genuinely minuscule
07:48 and like actually means fucking nothing.
07:49 But I kind of just wanted to die
07:51 because everyone's blown that proportion.
07:53 I'll take the shot because no matter what I say,
07:54 nobody's gonna believe me anyways.
07:56 (upbeat music)
07:58 Wasn't the worst.
08:05 Not good.
08:06 Now you'll never know.
08:09 Fuck wads.
08:10 This one looks like a lava lamp.
08:15 I don't know how I feel about that.
08:17 I'm gonna say like orange soda and
08:25 some kind of hot sauce again.
08:26 Back in April, you said, "I kind of hate dating."
08:33 But recently, Page Six reported
08:34 that you're seeing Jessica Lord.
08:36 Who are you currently dating?
08:38 Jessica Lord.
08:38 Y'all nosy, man.
08:48 Y'all so nosy.
08:53 This, oh yeah, this looks like a fermented
08:55 in an above ground pool.
08:57 Oh, it's the last question too.
09:02 I bet it's the worst one.
09:03 (laughs)
09:07 Come on, man.
09:08 Why be so messy?
09:10 You once gave Pete Davidson advice to run and be careful
09:15 when it came to dating Kate Beckinsale.
09:17 Why was this your advice?
09:20 (upbeat music)
09:22 I'm trying to think of how I want to word it.
09:29 I'm gonna answer it.
09:30 I gave that advice because I was only speaking
09:36 from personal experience, having been together
09:40 and finding out that we weren't the most compatible match.
09:43 And I wanted to make sure that both of them
09:45 were careful with their emotions
09:47 and didn't head into something that they also wouldn't,
09:51 that also wouldn't work out.
09:54 - That one answers the why you gave advice to be careful,
09:56 but it doesn't answer why you said to run.
09:59 - Oh, come on.
10:01 Come on.
10:01 - Drink it.
10:07 - No, I can't.
10:09 It's pretty thick.
10:10 I gave the advice to be careful
10:15 because I had just gotten out of a relationship
10:17 with somebody that I unfortunately found out
10:19 we weren't compatible.
10:21 And I always want people to protect their emotions
10:24 and their personal feelings.
10:25 And I told him to run because I was being a petty asshole.
10:28 I regret saying that.
10:29 Pete, if you're out there, sorry I said that.
10:32 Kate, I also apologize that I said that.
10:34 I shouldn't have said that.
10:35 Yeah, I'm pretty happy I skipped that one.
10:40 I think it went fine.
10:44 I feel like I righted some wrongs.
10:46 I feel like I had to do some soul searching.
10:47 I have a stronger stomach than I thought, actually.
10:49 I feel like some people would have thrown up at these.
10:51 It's pretty gross.
10:52 Well, that's it.
10:53 Thanks for watching me on Thirst Trap.
10:54 I hope you learned a lot.
10:56 (upbeat music)