Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy. | dG1fbzFtUU9MeUZnbXM
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00:00my hometown was so country man we used to have uh we used to have drive your tractor to school day
00:07swear to god you guys remember school spirit week well like every day of the week would have a theme
00:11to it like pajama day or twin day we would have one day in that week when like the rich kids
00:16would pull up and just fucking flex on us john deere style and the women in my school would just
00:24get wet like oh my lord he's got land because that's all people cared about where i was from
00:31was fucking farming like you didn't need eight inches if you had eight acres like that was
00:40that was the biggest flex you could come with you couldn't compete with a farmer if he's plowing land
00:45he could plow your bitch straight up like there's just nothing you could do nothing you could do