Old Dads Movie

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Old Dads Movie Trailer HD - Plot synopsis: Three best friends (Bill Burr, Bobby Cannavale, Bokeem Woodbine) become fathers later in life and find themselves battling preschool principals, millennial CEOs and anything created after 1987.



directed by Bill Burr

starring Bill Burr, Bobby Cannavale, Bokeem Woodbine, Katie Aselton, Jackie Tohn, Reign Edwards, Rachael Harris, Miles Robbins, Rick Glassman

release date October 20, 2023 (on Netflix)
Transcript
00:00 I always wanted to be a dad.
00:02 [screeching]
00:03 It just took 46 years for it to happen.
00:05 Just rub some dirt on him.
00:07 Might want to put a little Neosporin on her.
00:08 That thing could get infected.
00:09 Oh, yeah? And you a doctor?
00:10 Or are you just like one of those WebMD guys?
00:12 It's just common knowledge. You want to keep the cut clean.
00:14 Well, listen, I'm trying to raise a little man here,
00:15 not a fucking pussy.
00:17 So why don't you just go on Twitter
00:18 and go share their story where you're the hero?
00:20 Hold up!
00:22 What's up, party people?
00:23 You happen to check that new joint from Lil Baby?
00:25 Come on, pound it out.
00:26 It's okay, thanks.
00:27 What? He's Fleek.
00:29 Oh.
00:30 Fleekity Fleek.
00:31 All right, you two, lock it down.
00:34 We got to impress this dude.
00:35 Change happens faster than when you were young.
00:38 This company is now a gender-neutral,
00:40 carbon-neutral, 21st century lifestyle brand.
00:42 I don't know what any of that means.
00:44 You need to talk to someone about your age.
00:47 You were late.
00:48 Couldn't find a spot.
00:49 We don't accept excuses.
00:50 Is there, like, a problem here, miss?
00:52 Well, if you'd actually read the school guidebook,
00:53 I wouldn't have to tell you anything.
00:55 I read the guidebook!
00:56 All right, you stumpy little--
00:57 [gasps]
00:59 Wow.
01:00 You feel your generation is more evolved.
01:03 Yeah, absolutely.
01:04 It's not going!
01:05 Hit the thing!
01:06 Come on, let's go.
01:07 You know I got a flip phone.
01:08 You kidding me?
01:09 Oh, I got it, I got it, I got it!
01:10 Maybe I'm not cut out for this.
01:12 [screams]
01:13 But I'd do anything for my kid.
01:15 Woo!
01:18 You have no idea how awesome I was at your age.
01:21 Julio Iglesias came up to me in an airport,
01:23 dead certain I was his son Enrique.
01:25 The kind of vibe I was putting out, bro.
01:27 That's ridiculous.
01:28 I was ridiculous.
01:31 Is there a reason we always have two white men
01:37 dominating the discussion in this room?
01:39 That's not a white guy.
01:41 I'm confused.
01:43 ♪ No, this won't take me 60 seconds, hold up ♪
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