AMP TEACHES HIGH SCHOOL
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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 - God damn, look.
00:07 I got you homie.
00:08 Oh yeah.
00:10 - Oh God, damn.
00:12 - Late again on the first day of school, huh?
00:18 The students may love Mr. Next Door,
00:20 but the principal agent's not gonna be pleased
00:21 when he gets a whiff of him.
00:23 The staff at EMP got their work cut out
00:25 for them this school year.
00:26 It's not looking bright for theirs
00:28 or their students' futures.
00:30 (upbeat music)
00:32 - Oh!
00:36 (crowd cheering)
00:39 - Damn!
00:39 (air horn blaring)
00:41 - Gone to Marble.
00:42 (laughing)
00:44 - You said who's backing you up there?
00:46 - I don't think they had that shit back when I was playing.
00:48 It was an elective back when I was playing.
00:51 - The fuck?
00:52 Old ass nigga.
00:54 - What type of teacher is you?
00:56 - I'm a teacher that cares about the Lord.
00:58 - What you teach?
00:59 Oh, you gospel teaching?
01:00 - No, sex ed.
01:01 But not till marriage.
01:03 You know what I'm saying?
01:05 - What if a kid tell you he got a kid on the way?
01:07 - Abort, abort.
01:08 (laughing)
01:11 - Yo, what?
01:12 - How long you been teaching?
01:13 - I'm a substitute.
01:16 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:17 I've been teaching like 31 years.
01:19 See, the secret is, nigga, I don't give a fuck
01:24 about these kids, nigga, fuck these kids, nigga.
01:26 I thought you said you was gospel teaching.
01:29 - Okay, now hold on, hold on, wait a minute, wait a minute.
01:31 - Oh, you're fucked.
01:32 - Nah, I'm--
01:33 - You're done.
01:34 - Fuck you teach?
01:35 - I teach gym.
01:37 - Camp.
01:37 (laughing)
01:39 - Now look at me, look at me.
01:41 - Is that a fit?
01:42 - So give me one tip on sex, bro, please.
01:44 - I got you, come here, nigga.
01:45 - Whoa, nah, see that's the shit I be talking about
01:48 with this nigga, man.
01:49 So wait, you dance?
01:52 Show me a dance move.
01:53 - Nigga, you already know it.
01:54 - Show me a dance move.
01:56 - Ain't nobody got no dice?
01:57 - Oh, oh, oh, what's going on, nigga?
02:02 - Hey!
02:03 Reports came in.
02:05 We're the lowest ranked school in the county.
02:11 - Let's go!
02:12 - Fucking go, we eat, we up, nigga, we up, nigga.
02:15 You still want a fucking job, man?
02:17 'Cause if you want a fucking job, we're gonna act right.
02:19 Today we're gonna have everybody sit in
02:22 while others teach, evaluating each other's teaching styles.
02:25 - Wait, you about to sit in a classroom in the back
02:27 while we teach them?
02:27 - Class and shit? - We're all sitting.
02:29 - I hate that, I hate that shit.
02:31 - We're the lowest fucking ranked school
02:34 in the county, Mr. Dennis.
02:36 - We not the ones taking the test.
02:37 Them little dumb ass kids the ones failing.
02:40 - Weird.
02:40 - Guys!
02:41 Five minutes till the bell.
02:45 The professionals.
02:46 - I guess.
02:47 - What, the do-right?
02:47 - Word, what type of person do we is?
02:48 - What do we feeling?
02:49 - Yeah, fuck that, nigga, bro, like, hit this fuck.
02:51 - Section eight ass principal, ain't it?
02:53 - I'm with this, all this shit.
02:55 (bell ringing)
02:57 - The fuck do you want?
02:57 - Bro, niggas is paying me 20 cash a week
03:00 for this bullshit, bro.
03:01 - What the fuck are you doing outside of class?
03:07 Get your ass back in class, nigga.
03:08 - Hey, get in class, nigga.
03:09 Hey, get in class, come here, come here, come here.
03:11 Hey, you skipping class?
03:12 - Get your ass in class.
03:13 - You here, you skipping class?
03:14 - What the fuck is you doing?
03:14 - We're gonna pass that, nigga.
03:15 - I just got here.
03:16 - We're gonna pass that.
03:17 - Call you D.
03:18 - We're gonna pass that.
03:19 - Where did you go, nigga?
03:19 - We're gonna pass that.
03:20 - Don't get up, don't get up.
03:21 - Are you okay?
03:22 Did they attack you, did they assault you?
03:23 - Yes.
03:24 - Hey, is this nigga fucking a student?
03:25 - I hate to see you acting like a pro.
03:27 - This gym teacher, he violated my--
03:29 - This one right here?
03:29 - Yeah.
03:30 - Hey, yo, I'm gonna have a word with you.
03:31 - Tell him, nigga.
03:32 - I'm gonna have a word with you.
03:33 You're not doing shit, by the way.
03:34 You're not doing fucking shit, by the way.
03:35 - You write, you're a superintendent,
03:36 you write superintendent.
03:38 - All right, please find a seat.
03:40 We're gonna be evaluating
03:41 Mr. Dennis' performance here today.
03:43 (dramatic music)
03:45 (whistle blowing)
03:46 - All right, students, good morning.
03:47 This won't be your usual class.
03:48 Today we have teachers.
03:51 We'll be evaluating their peers here today
03:54 so we can improve the quality.
03:55 - Sir, yes sir.
03:56 - Don't cut me off.
03:57 So we can improve the quality.
03:58 - Sir, yes sir.
03:59 (dramatic music)
04:00 - Did he cut me off again?
04:01 - No.
04:02 - He didn't, I was just hearing that.
04:03 Okay.
04:04 Mr. Dennis, take it away.
04:05 - Good morning.
04:05 Bro, if I say good morning--
04:08 - Y'all say good morning, y'all say good morning, y'all.
04:10 Y'all say good morning, y'all.
04:11 - Good morning.
04:12 - Good morning.
04:13 - Welcome to history.
04:15 My name is Mr. Dennis.
04:17 You will address me as so.
04:18 History is my cup of tea.
04:20 I really do this like on a daily.
04:22 Been doing it for 31 years, so--
04:24 - Sir, you're here!
04:25 - Woo!
04:26 - The shit!
04:27 - Yes sir!
04:28 - Yes sir!
04:29 - Listen.
04:29 - Wait, hold on.
04:30 So you've been doing it for 31 years.
04:33 Then how old are you?
04:34 - Bro, I do the math, all right?
04:35 Here different.
04:36 And just for the teachers, just try not to interrupt me, man.
04:39 Y'all interrupting me more than the class.
04:41 All right.
04:42 Let's go ahead and get right to it.
04:44 First things first,
04:44 we're gonna go over the Civil Rights Movement.
04:46 Do anybody know anything, like remotely?
04:49 - Yeah.
04:50 - Elaborate, Mr. C-Net.
04:51 - All right, so the Civil Rights Movement
04:53 was basically when black niggas started fighting back
04:54 to set up what was right.
04:55 - Type shit.
04:56 - Yeah.
04:57 - Malcolm X, one of, if not the most influential
05:01 black niggas in time.
05:04 You heard me right.
05:05 Like, bro, this--
05:06 - Nigga, is that you?
05:07 You were there?
05:11 - That's what I'm trying to, bro.
05:13 I was there!
05:14 - What is he doing there?
05:15 - Hey, hey, hey!
05:16 - Hey, hey!
05:17 - No cap, the next motherfucker that,
05:19 the next student that throws something,
05:20 please remove them out of my class, all right?
05:23 Anyways, bro, you acting like a--
05:25 Hey, get this--
05:26 (crowd booing)
05:29 - What's your name, man?
05:30 I don't like that.
05:31 You--
05:32 (crowd booing)
05:33 Please get out of here.
05:34 Please, remove yourself from the classroom.
05:36 I'll see you at the principal's office.
05:37 - No, get out.
05:39 - What's your name, man?
05:40 - Your mom.
05:41 - Your name is my mom.
05:42 And this is a place of learning.
05:44 This is a place of learning.
05:45 Could you please exit the classroom?
05:47 I will see you in the principal's office.
05:48 - Man, you owe no weight, nigga, damn!
05:50 (laughing)
05:51 - Yo, what you gonna do?
05:52 What you gonna do?
05:53 - He got no weight, he got no weight.
05:54 - What you gonna do, what you gonna do?
05:56 (crowd booing)
05:58 - Hey, hey, hey!
06:04 Ashley, right?
06:06 You got home training.
06:08 Did your mama do a good enough job raising you?
06:10 All right then, so just chill.
06:13 Now that you got some common sense, some home training,
06:16 it's all right, Earl, we got it here.
06:18 Hey, hey, hey, I got everything under control, man.
06:21 I got everything under control.
06:22 See, me and Earl here, we was here doing Malcolm X.
06:27 Y'all asked me a few minutes ago, was this me?
06:30 That is absolutely correct.
06:32 That is me.
06:33 Back in my heyday, you know what I'm saying,
06:35 me and Malcolm X, we go way back.
06:36 Boy, I swear, boy, when he, listen, man,
06:38 when they took him out,
06:39 it took like seven, eight niggas to hold me back, man.
06:42 Like, he was a real influential individual
06:45 and he did a lot for the black community.
06:47 So give a round of applause for Malcolm X.
06:50 (crowd applauding)
06:52 Rosa Parks, listen, Rosa Parks,
06:56 boy, I'ma tell you why she had to go.
06:57 - Nigga, is that you again?
06:59 - This is me 'cause like I said,
07:03 I've been doing this for quite some time.
07:05 Rosa was tough.
07:06 Rosa was back before the BBLs and the,
07:09 she was special though.
07:11 She was real important before y'all was born,
07:13 way before y'all was born.
07:15 - Get to the point.
07:16 What the fuck?
07:17 - I'ma let you know, ma'am, Ashley,
07:19 you interrupting doing black history.
07:22 - I'm still getting a picture.
07:24 - Listen, I'm just saying.
07:25 (crowd yelling)
07:28 Motherfucking Martin Luther King.
07:30 Listen, man, MLK, probably the most famous of them all.
07:35 He had a dream, he had several dreams
07:39 that the classroom was possible
07:41 so that you and you and you and Bennett
07:46 can goddamn all sit as a unit
07:49 and learn about school and shit like that.
07:53 Y'all know who that is?
07:54 - You.
07:55 - Bingo.
07:56 (crowd applauding)
07:58 Let me see it.
08:00 Come on, man, let me see it, man.
08:01 You got them passing notes.
08:02 That mean everybody in the class is served.
08:07 The gym teacher big as hell.
08:09 (crowd laughing)
08:12 - Who wrote that?
08:17 - Hey, bro, don't do this no more, bro.
08:19 - What do you mean?
08:20 - Who is it?
08:21 Now this nigga, hey, hey.
08:23 - Hey, hey, that don't tell me who wrote that shit, all right?
08:26 - If it wasn't you and it wasn't him, then who was it?
08:30 - I don't know.
08:31 - I'm gonna find out that gym class who it was.
08:33 - Yes.
08:34 - Hey, listen.
08:37 Hey, see.
08:39 - You knew Abe?
08:41 - Bro, I've been doing this shit for a little minute.
08:43 - He got the first ever J's.
08:45 - Listen, listen.
08:47 This shit right here though, listen, this shit right here,
08:50 this shit was real.
08:51 You heard me?
08:52 This shit was real.
08:53 - Hey!
08:54 - Abe really stood up here.
08:55 I know 'cause I was down.
08:56 This my right hand man.
08:58 He really was talking to them niggas
08:59 like emancipation proclamation type shit.
09:01 Like that's what he was on.
09:04 That's pretty much it for the first day.
09:05 You know what I'm saying?
09:06 Like if you were listening,
09:08 you ain't gonna have no problem.
09:09 Like you was listening.
09:10 Other than that little note shit,
09:12 you was listening, you was pretty much a great student.
09:14 You, David, you gone.
09:16 Any questions?
09:19 What's up, bro?
09:20 - Y'all asking that 'til he ignored me completely, bro.
09:25 I'm actually interested.
09:26 - Bro, do the math, bro.
09:27 - So, all right, look.
09:28 So if you have to be at least 18 to go to college, right?
09:31 Plus the 31 years he said earlier,
09:32 plus the full years and the master's degree you gotta do,
09:35 that's like at least 83 or something.
09:39 - It says Abraham Lincoln died April 15, 1865.
09:43 - And he was dead for that shit.
09:43 - He was dead for that shit.
09:45 - I was dead for that shit.
09:46 Like I held, bro.
09:47 - That's 180 damn blood.
09:50 - Class dismissed, man.
09:51 - I appreciate you, Mr. Dennis, for having us.
09:53 You know what I'm saying?
09:54 Thank you, hey.
09:54 Hey, my nigga.
09:55 - You know the nurse?
09:58 - Hell nah, bro.
09:58 - She look good as fuck.
10:00 Hey nigga, they snitched on you.
10:01 - What'd they say?
10:02 - They said you wrote the letter.
10:03 See you at gym class again?
10:04 - No, I didn't write the letter.
10:05 - Yes, you did.
10:06 My boy Roy put me in one, thank God.
10:08 - Hey Roy, I'ma beat your fucking ass, Roy.
10:10 - Ass turn.
10:11 (whistle blows)
10:14 - Come on.
10:14 - Excuse me, ma'am.
10:20 My elbow hurt.
10:23 - What happened?
10:24 - I was in the bathroom and I was getting a one-arm
10:25 for like 30 seconds,
10:26 like my man was hitting slap box and that shit.
10:28 And I accidentally went like that
10:30 and my elbow had hit into the mirror in the thing.
10:34 - Okay, well, this thing's like way above my pay grade.
10:37 So we're just gonna slap this on there.
10:41 - The fuck is that?
10:42 - It's an ice pack.
10:43 - Ice pack?
10:44 - Yeah.
10:46 - Sex act.
10:47 Sex act.
10:49 Sex act.
10:51 Sex act.
10:53 - Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy.
10:54 - Sex act.
10:55 - Roy.
10:56 - I like that y'all are so enthusiastic for my class.
11:01 My name is Mr.
11:03 - Giat.
11:04 - Who said Giat?
11:06 - What the fuck?
11:07 - Who said Giat?
11:08 What's your name, buddy?
11:11 Brody.
11:13 - He's saying Giat in his sex act class.
11:14 - Hey, don't make me come back to you.
11:16 My name is Mr. Davis Davidson, okay?
11:19 - Talk about poom poom.
11:20 What did you do?
11:21 - Bro, let the nigga talk, nigga.
11:22 - My name is Mr.
11:23 - I'll beat your ass, nigga.
11:25 Let the nigga talk about sex.
11:26 - Shut up in my class, nigga.
11:31 - My name is Mr. Davis Davidson.
11:33 I'm gonna be teaching y'all about sex ed.
11:37 Who in here gets bitches?
11:38 All y'all get bitches?
11:42 - Cap.
11:43 - It's Cap.
11:44 All y'all niggas is Cap.
11:45 All y'all niggas is Cap.
11:46 - Who you get bitches?
11:48 - I'm gonna read today's lesson plan.
11:50 Safe sex is great sex.
11:53 Better wear a latex 'cause you don't want that latex
11:57 that I think I'm latex.
12:00 (crowd cheering)
12:03 I'm gonna teach y'all about sex.
12:09 Like I said, I don't matter
12:10 'cause none of y'all niggas actually get bitches anyway.
12:12 But the first thing-
12:13 - Do you?
12:14 - What, what?
12:16 Earl, come through.
12:25 Can I see this real quick?
12:28 Davidson, let's let him teach the class.
12:31 - Wait, watch it, you watch it.
12:32 I'll sit down, I'll sit down.
12:34 - If you don't mind just standing up front.
12:36 Show us how you would approach good sir
12:39 since you got all the qualifications.
12:41 - All right, listen, it's Saturday night.
12:43 She has one friend with her.
12:44 Who's gonna be the one friend?
12:46 Lunchman, you're a woman now, come on.
12:48 - Hey.
12:51 - Hey.
12:51 - Okay, so she's with her homegirl.
12:55 - She got on a slim dress.
12:57 - All right, go ahead.
12:58 - Show me how you approach her.
13:00 - Don't mind her, she's just having a moment.
13:07 - Yeah, so like this brown said,
13:09 I saw you from across the room.
13:11 - This nigga is a cheese, bro.
13:15 Bro.
13:18 - How old are you?
13:19 - I'm legal.
13:19 - Who's he gonna say what's your chest?
13:21 - I'm legal.
13:22 - Illegal.
13:22 - I'm legal.
13:23 - Hey, all right, so here's what,
13:24 we're gonna break it down right here, okay?
13:26 First things first.
13:28 Your walk has no confidence.
13:29 How are you ever gonna get any bitches?
13:32 Listen, to all you young men out here,
13:34 when you walk, when you approach a woman,
13:35 chest up, eye contact, okay?
13:38 (audience cheering)
13:40 Chest up, eye contact, okay?
13:44 - Can you go ahead and show us how you do it
13:45 so we can learn from you?
13:46 (audience cheering)
13:50 - I'm gonna just show y'all the walk,
13:51 that's it, just the walk, just the walk.
13:53 - The walk, it was hot.
13:54 - The light's shaking, I'm in.
13:57 - Damn, damn, damn, okay.
13:59 - How you doing?
14:03 - That's it, that's all you gotta say.
14:07 - That's all you gotta say.
14:07 - You gotta say nothing.
14:08 - Let me break it down to you,
14:10 let me break it down to you.
14:11 - You ain't gotta say nothing else, bro.
14:12 - There's a method called approach and just let it linger.
14:17 You look like you feening too much if you back to back,
14:19 hey, hey, hey, you just,
14:21 you chatting her fucking head off, man.
14:23 You gotta listen, you gotta listen,
14:24 you don't wanna chat her head off.
14:26 - I got a question, what you do when there's a conversation
14:28 is eye contact and you get bricked up.
14:31 Like my hormones, I don't know how to control
14:33 my hormones sometimes, it be all over the place.
14:36 - Mango, I got a solution for that,
14:38 let me tell you, I've been through that before,
14:39 that's what you gotta do, right?
14:41 If you bricked, tuck it in between your legs.
14:45 - So you telling me that--
14:47 - Yo, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, class, class, class.
14:51 - Class, if you were in the middle of a conversation
14:53 with a woman and you tuck it to the side,
14:56 she's gonna call the police on you, do not do that.
14:59 That is a horrible idea.
15:00 Most important thing about this shit,
15:02 if y'all niggas ever do get any bitches,
15:05 I need you all to wrap it up.
15:08 Who knows what wrapping it up means?
15:10 Kai.
15:11 - It's when you use a condom.
15:13 - Exactly, CVS.
15:15 - Condoms is expensive, bro.
15:17 - I don't give a fuck.
15:18 You know what's more expensive?
15:20 Babies, nigga.
15:20 - I don't give a fuck.
15:21 - You know what's more expensive?
15:22 Babies, nigga.
15:23 (clapping)
15:25 - Wow, wait, you have--
15:27 - Really good.
15:28 - Your notes?
15:32 Okay.
15:33 You get zero play.
15:35 Come here, we're gonna bring you up to the class.
15:37 - I'm nervous now.
15:39 - Miss Nurse, may you please come here?
15:40 - Oh, I--
15:41 (clapping)
15:42 - Yes, Miss Healy!
15:43 - I need you to have a conversation with her.
15:47 - Oh, how's your day going so far?
15:48 - It's going well.
15:50 - What'd you eat today?
15:51 - What'd I eat today?
15:52 (door slams)
15:54 - What?
15:55 Get the fuck out of my class.
15:57 Never ever ask a woman what she ate today.
16:03 - Why?
16:04 - 'Cause you need to figure out
16:04 where you're taking her to her next meal.
16:06 - Oh.
16:07 - Thank you, Miss Nurse.
16:09 You can sit down.
16:10 Thank you so much.
16:11 (clapping)
16:13 Any questions, any questions?
16:15 - How do you put on a condom?
16:16 - Where's the fucking class?
16:20 - Go ahead, go ahead, sit down.
16:22 Go ahead, sit down.
16:24 - Hey, please be seated.
16:24 - Sit down, don't play again.
16:25 I'm gonna make you have a conversation
16:26 with a woman again, nigga.
16:27 Class is dismissed!
16:28 (bell rings)
16:29 (clapping)
16:31 Who did that?
16:35 Who did that?
16:36 I'm gonna beat the shit out of you.
16:37 Who did it?
16:38 - It was him right here.
16:38 You can come with us.
16:39 - What the fuck?
16:40 Nigga snitch, bro.
16:41 (yelling)
16:48 ♪ We will, we will rock you, rock you ♪
16:52 ♪ Put on your face ♪
16:53 ♪ And deserve the same ♪
16:54 ♪ Put on your face, put on your face ♪
16:58 ♪ I'm in this place ♪
16:59 ♪ All night, I'm standing all over this place ♪
17:03 - I'm hungry as fuck.
17:04 So what am I gonna eat?
17:06 What?
17:07 I'm gonna try out for the basketball team tomorrow.
17:10 - I don't think you'll make it.
17:11 You don't think you'll make it?
17:13 - I'm definitely gonna make it.
17:14 I'm 100% gonna make it.
17:16 Hey!
17:17 - Uh oh.
17:19 - Full base!
17:20 (upbeat music)
17:22 - Bro, I don't want any kids, bro.
17:44 This is the reason, bro.
17:45 This is the reason.
17:47 Fuck these.
17:48 - Good luck, good luck.
17:49 You can come out.
17:50 (upbeat music)
17:52 - These students are relying on you, okay?
17:57 So you need to be there for them.
17:59 I need that to be your focus.
18:00 You sitting here dribbling and playing basketball
18:02 versus Mr. Davidson, the sex ed teacher.
18:04 Get your class in order, all right?
18:07 Get your class in order.
18:09 Come on.
18:10 - Hey, everybody!
18:11 Let's dance.
18:13 (upbeat music)
18:16 (cheering)
18:18 - First class, my name is Mr. Next Door.
18:22 - Next door.
18:22 - Thank you, thank you, thank you.
18:25 Now, what's your favorite dance moves?
18:27 Let me know, what's your favorite dance moves?
18:28 - Over!
18:29 - Come on, show me your favorite dance moves.
18:31 Come on.
18:32 What's your name?
18:32 - Uh, Kai.
18:33 I like hitting this shit right here.
18:35 (upbeat music)
18:37 (cheering)
18:39 - Hey, hey, can I get one?
18:44 Can I get, uh, one of y'all?
18:45 Okay, which are your favorite dances?
18:47 Come on, come on, do your favorite dance.
18:50 - What the fuck?
18:51 Whoa.
18:53 - I see I got a lot of fucking work to do today.
18:56 - Hey, can we get a teacher?
18:57 Can we get a teacher?
18:58 Everybody, Mr. Phantom.
19:00 (cheering)
19:02 Yeah, yeah, let me see your dance.
19:06 Let me see your dance.
19:06 Let me see your dance.
19:07 - I like to do a little, I'm gonna do it like this,
19:08 you know what I'm saying?
19:09 All right, you know what I'm saying?
19:11 Y'all gonna do a little something like this.
19:12 - Drop on the knee.
19:13 - So I go like this.
19:15 - Oh my God.
19:16 Oh my God.
19:20 Oh my God.
19:21 First dance I'm gonna teach y'all today
19:25 that I think y'all should add to your arsenal.
19:27 Can I please get the music, please?
19:28 - Oh, they playing that shit.
19:31 - Wow.
19:32 - So you're gonna walk two steps.
19:35 Two steps.
19:36 - Hey.
19:40 - All right, they all doing me.
19:44 - Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
19:46 - Yo.
19:48 - All right, so now we're gonna do a soul train.
19:51 Everybody a part of this.
19:53 Can we get a side over here and then a side over here?
19:55 - Oh yeah, side.
19:56 - And can we split down the middle?
19:57 So yeah.
19:58 I want some soul train shit, some shit that's a little funky.
20:03 Like, feel me?
20:04 Put some funky.
20:05 (imitating train)
20:10 - I think it just sides you up, right?
20:12 - What this nigga looking at me for?
20:14 What the fuck you looking at me for?
20:15 - You wanna hate, nigga?
20:16 Oh my God, do it again.
20:18 - Do that shit again, bro.
20:19 - Do it again.
20:20 - Ready?
20:20 (cheering)
20:25 - That was hard.
20:27 - Woo!
20:28 - That was hard.
20:29 - That was hard.
20:30 - That was hard.
20:30 - That was hard.
20:31 - That was hard.
20:32 (upbeat music)
20:36 (cheering)
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20:40 (cheering)
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20:45 (cheering)
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20:50 (cheering)
20:52 (upbeat music)
20:55 (cheering)
20:57 (upbeat music)
21:00 (cheering)
21:02 (upbeat music)
21:05 (cheering)
21:07 (upbeat music)
21:10 (cheering)
21:12 - Hey, get your ass up.
21:13 Get your ass up, man.
21:15 What the fuck going on?
21:16 Get your ass up.
21:16 Get your ass up, man.
21:18 - Nah.
21:19 - Hey, hit the music, man.
21:20 - DJ, DJ, DJ.
21:23 (upbeat music)
21:26 (cheering)
21:33 - Class over, early.
21:35 (cheering)
21:38 - Y'all wanna shoot for it?
21:42 I'll shoot for bull, bro.
21:43 I'll shoot for bullshit about nothing.
21:44 (grunting)
21:46 - It's all right.
21:47 Hey, it's day bull.
21:48 Come on, game is five, man.
21:49 - You ready to go, game?
21:50 - Shoot it, shoot it, shoot it.
21:54 - Oh, keep going little bro.
21:58 Keep going little bro.
22:00 (cheering)
22:04 - What's that lame ass up, boy?
22:06 (cheering)
22:12 - I'm good, right?
22:12 - Nah, he good as fuck, bro.
22:13 I don't care.
22:14 - I'm good as fuck.
22:16 - Do it, bro.
22:16 Oh, fuck no, you just ruined the streak.
22:18 Get that motherfucker, hey!
22:20 Good shit, boy!
22:24 Patience.
22:24 - Knocked down.
22:29 - You already know.
22:30 Oh, what?
22:31 - What the fuck?
22:31 You right.
22:32 - Yo.
22:33 - You gotta be attentive.
22:38 You gotta be attentive.
22:39 Y'all say you gotta keep your eyes open at all times.
22:42 Rule number one, y'all.
22:43 (upbeat music)
22:46 - That's one, that's one.
22:49 Call it up.
22:50 Hey, little nigga, call it up.
22:51 - Oh my God.
22:58 You didn't even get it.
22:59 - Get that bitch.
23:00 - Oh, you need to get off the court.
23:01 - Hey.
23:03 Hey.
23:03 Hey.
23:05 - Hit me.
23:13 - Yo, there's no way, bro.
23:14 - Y'all fucking suck, bro.
23:19 - What is you doing, bro?
23:20 - What the fuck is you doing, nigga?
23:21 - You right there.
23:22 Get the ball.
23:23 - Nigga fucking man, bro.
23:24 - Let's go.
23:25 - We're playing against a nigga who's a pussy.
23:26 - That's an argument.
23:27 - Hey, bro man, we got you.
23:29 - Your entire gameplay is hilarious.
23:32 - All right, last point wins.
23:36 Let's go.
23:37 (upbeat music)
23:40 - I like that.
23:48 I like that.
23:49 I like that.
23:50 That's why I'm a gym teacher.
23:52 That's why I'm a gym teacher.
23:53 That's why I'm a gym teacher.
23:56 - Everybody get up.
24:01 We're going inside.
24:02 It's over.
24:03 Y'all suck.
24:05 - Yo, add me on PlayStation, nigga.
24:07 You are Xbox, nigga, anyway.
24:11 We can play when you get to the crib, nigga.
24:13 - You're from the United States.
24:14 - Nigga, you fucking ass.
24:15 - I'm 25.
24:16 - Shut the fuck up, bitch.
24:17 Shut up, nigga.
24:21 You don't belong back here.
24:21 - Personally, I wouldn't take no offense.
24:23 - Cool section, nigga.
24:25 - Yeah, yeah, shut your fucking mouth.
24:27 Nigga, you're failing every class.
24:29 - I'm 25.
24:30 - You're failing every single fucking class you take, boy.
24:32 - I'm tired of you.
24:33 I'm getting tired of you.
24:34 - How you been on part of the day?
24:34 - I'm good.
24:35 - Nigga, you don't even know why I stayed, nigga.
24:37 My big brother will beat your ass, bro.
24:40 - Hey, let me record it.
24:41 - My big brother will beat your ass, boy.
24:43 - You wanna get through me?
24:44 - You gotta get through him.
24:45 - Nigga, fuck that, nigga.
24:45 - Can you see me, though?
24:47 - Fuck that, nigga.
24:47 - Can you see me?
24:48 - Nigga, I'm on that, nigga.
24:49 What up, nigga?
24:50 What up, mother?
24:51 I'm on that, nigga.
24:52 What's up, nigga?
24:52 (crowd yelling)
24:55 - Fight, fight, fight, fight.
24:57 (crowd yelling)
25:01 (crowd yelling)
25:04 - Y'all niggas getting paid to be here?
25:16 (laughing)
25:18 - I'm disappointed.
25:23 - You're always disappointed about something.
25:27 - I'm disappointed.
25:28 - 82% of our students are expected to not pass.
25:31 - Dumbass kids.
25:32 - We're the lowest in the county,
25:36 competing for lowest in the state,
25:38 and we're bottom 100 in the country.
25:40 - Bottom 100.
25:41 - And it's because of what we've seen here today.
25:44 Y'all are more focused on you and having fun
25:48 than actually teaching these kids.
25:50 - Maybe if we got paid more.
25:53 - You want me to pull the fucking money out my ass?
25:55 You want me, hey, you want me,
25:56 you want me to pull the money out my ass?
25:57 It's up there.
25:58 You want to grab it for me?
25:59 I'll bend over.
26:00 - I'm done with this job, bro.
26:04 Fuck this shit, bro.
26:05 - Get this nigga, get this nigga, get this nigga.
26:08 Get this nigga.
26:09 - Listen, man, subscribe.
26:12 Subscribe, comment.
26:15 Let us know what you want to see next.
26:18 - Subscribe to the channel if you haven't already, man.
26:20 We on the road to five million, nigga.
26:21 We can't get there if you don't.
26:23 This nigga came in with a chair.
26:24 Hey, drop a like if you haven't, bro,
26:26 and if you missed the last video we was at school,
26:28 click it right there.
26:29 And we're gonna catch y'all niggas in the next one.
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