Do Girls Poop At Guy's Houses?
Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani
Transcript
00:00 - Give me like five dollars, I'll poop.
00:02 I'll Venmo you five right now, just pop a squat.
00:05 - Chandler, please.
00:08 - This is really happening.
00:09 (upbeat music)
00:12 - Welcome back to Dirt With Dani,
00:15 my name is Dani Jackal and tonight I'm in Louisiana
00:17 and I'm gonna be asking people pooping questions.
00:19 Speaking of pooping, this episode is presented to you
00:21 by Dude Wipes, the extra large flushable wipes
00:23 that clear instead of smear, which you can find
00:26 on Amazon or Walmart and Target nationwide.
00:28 Enjoy the video.
00:29 - What's the right way to wipe?
00:31 - Front to back.
00:31 - Back to front.
00:32 - You're gonna hit your balls?
00:33 - Not gonna hit the balls.
00:34 - He's gonna hit his balls.
00:36 - You're gonna hit your balls.
00:37 - Do you bunch or fold?
00:38 - What does that mean?
00:39 - When you wipe your booty?
00:41 - Fold.
00:43 - Girls do poop?
00:44 - Yes, every two to three months.
00:46 - I forget, it's kinda like a period.
00:48 - Yeah, basically.
00:49 - What's the correct way to wipe?
00:51 - Front to back, of course.
00:52 - I've always done back to front.
00:55 If you reach from the front to the back,
00:56 it's a more natural stroke.
00:58 - Thank you.
00:59 - Yeah, you're really getting in there.
01:01 You're really getting in there.
01:01 - You're cleaning it out 100%, Drake.
01:03 - I mean, all I really got from this
01:05 is that you're a buncher.
01:06 - Smell that, smell that.
01:07 (laughing)
01:08 Watch this (beep) smell it.
01:10 - That was a little nasty.
01:11 - Woo pig, baby.
01:14 - I'm glad you got a sniff of that one, too.
01:15 Do you poop at boys' houses?
01:17 - I poop anywhere.
01:18 - Can you poop right now?
01:19 - Maybe.
01:20 - I mean, we got dude wipes to wipe it, so.
01:23 - Give me like $5, I'll poop.
01:25 - I'll Venmo you five right now, just pop a squat.
01:28 - Chandler, please.
01:31 - This is really happening.
01:32 Do you poop at girls' houses?
01:33 - Of course.
01:34 I hope they have like a scrubber for the toilet,
01:37 'cause it's always Picasso every time.
01:39 - Could've lived my whole life without knowing that one.
01:41 What's the right way to wipe?
01:43 - Up and down.
01:44 - You like get in there with your fingies?
01:45 - In and out.
01:46 - That's kinda weird.
01:47 - No, it's not weird.
01:48 - Do you bunch or fold?
01:49 - Bench.
01:50 - That wasn't an option.
01:51 Do you poop at boys' houses?
01:52 - Yeah, I poop at the bar, I poop everywhere.
01:54 - Do you poop at boys' houses?
01:55 - I don't go to boys' houses.
01:57 - Are you lesbian?
01:58 - No.
01:59 - What is the right way to wipe?
02:01 - Front to back.
02:02 - Why do you--
02:03 - Wait, back to front.
02:04 But I mean, it does make your balls stink a little bit,
02:07 so you gotta wipe front to back sometimes.
02:11 Depends if you go and see a little Sneak and Link.
02:14 Depends.
02:15 - Both of those are wrong.
02:16 - What's the right way to wipe?
02:17 - With dude wipes.
02:18 - I swear to God, I use those at my house.
02:21 - Oh, well, do you want another one?
02:22 - Yeah, I'll use one tonight.
02:24 - They're not gonna make your balls stink
02:25 for your Sneaky Link.
02:26 - Wait, we gotta close it.
02:27 They're gonna dry up.
02:28 - Oh, thank you.
02:29 So courteous.
02:30 You already know the drill.
02:31 - Amazon, Walmart, Target, dude wipes.
02:34 - Wipe it out.
02:35 - Yep, thank you for the demonstration.
02:36 - Front to, back to front, front to back.
02:39 - Whatever way you want.
02:40 - Dude wipes all the way.
02:41 - Yep.
02:42 - Do you poop?
02:43 - You know, girls pooping, it's like period.
02:45 Like, it's only once a month.
02:46 - You sure about that?
02:48 - Ask any girl here.
02:49 Like, have a random girl.
02:50 Here, hold on, let's ask.
02:52 - Do you poop?
02:55 - Once a month, like a period.
02:56 - Yeah.
02:57 - If it's like a period, is there like a butthole tampon?
03:00 - Were you born under a rock?
03:02 - That's so rude.
03:04 - Do you poop at girls' houses?
03:05 - I'll usually go to their apartment lobby.
03:08 - What if they live in a house?
03:09 - A hole in their backyard.
03:11 - I see.
03:11 - Yeah, bring one of those little sand shovels
03:13 that they include like kids' buckets with sand.
03:16 I always keep that in my back pocket.
03:17 - Smart.
03:18 - Yeah.
03:19 - Between having a shovel and a bucket
03:20 and some dude wipes, you're good to go.
03:21 - Exactly.
03:22 - Would you like one?
03:23 - Yeah, this will be very nice tonight.
03:25 - What's the correct way to wipe?
03:26 - Bottom to top.
03:27 - Front to back.
03:29 - No, if you poop, you just wipe in the back,
03:32 but if you pee, you wipe in the front.
03:34 - Yeah, bottom to top.
03:35 - You can get like infections from that, I'm pretty sure.
03:38 - Yeah, like UTI.
03:39 - 'Cause you get like poop stuck in your vagina.
03:42 - WebMD is not always right.
03:44 - You're not out here getting UTIs.
03:45 - No, I'm not having (beep) like these other girls.
03:48 So I just do bottom to top.
03:50 - E. coli is E. coli, but sure, you do you.
03:53 - Do you bunch or fold?
03:54 - Oh, fold.
03:55 - What does fold mean?
03:56 - Well, he's definitely a buncher.
03:57 - I'm a muncher.
03:58 - That works too.
03:59 Do you poop at girls' houses?
04:00 - Hell no, munch and run.
04:02 - Do you bunch or fold?
04:03 - I don't never fold, baby.
04:04 - You bunch?
04:05 - I put pressure on it.
04:07 - You put pressure on your butthole?
04:08 - I put pressure in her butthole.
04:11 - Okay, I was more referring to when you wipe your butt, but.
04:15 (laughing)
04:17 - Man, look, I'm pressing with it, you hear me?
04:19 I'm pressing.
04:20 - I mean, I did hear, I did hear.
04:23 - Thank you.
04:24 What's the right way to wipe?
04:26 - Front to back, there's no other way.
04:27 - I would say back to front.
04:29 - Oh, no, you don't want that in there.
04:31 - No, it's front to back.
04:32 - You take a break, back, break, front.
04:35 - How long are you wiping for?
04:36 I mean, this is gonna take you a long time.
04:38 - Yes, you gotta be all clear.
04:40 - No wonder it takes so long for girls to go to the bathroom
04:42 because you're taking breaks in between wipes.
04:44 Do you bunch or fold?
04:46 - Bunch.
04:47 - I mean, yeah, I fold my clothes, like.
04:49 - Talking about when you wipe your butt.
04:51 - Oh, oh.
04:53 - I bunch, I, yeah, I bunch.
04:55 - I fold it.
04:56 - Now there's different answers.
04:57 - Like the toilet paper, right?
04:59 - Yeah, I mean, you could use dude wipes instead.
05:01 They're an extra large, flushable wipe.
05:03 They clear the smear.
05:04 - Oh, okay, I roll it and then, yeah, wipe.
05:08 - Can you just demonstrate for me?
05:10 - Okay.
05:13 - And then wipe.
05:14 - No.
05:15 - See, you fold it like this,
05:16 'cause then you have some left over.
05:17 - I'm thinking bunch, fold, switch sides.
05:21 - No, that's a little bit too small.
05:23 - Yeah, that's pretty much too small.
05:24 - You don't wanna run into like your fingernails in you.
05:26 - That'd be bad.
05:27 - E.coli central.
05:28 You should be using dude wipes, honestly.
05:30 - What does dude wipes do?
05:31 - Well, they're extra large, flushable wipes.
05:33 They clear the smear.
05:34 - They're for your (beep)
05:35 - Yeah.
05:36 - Let me get that sweat for you, buddy.
05:37 - You're very versatile.
05:39 - Very versatile.
05:39 - You clogged the toilet?
05:41 - No, they're actually flushable.
05:42 - Really?
05:43 - Yes.
05:44 - Wow, use dude wipes today.
05:45 - Don't they make fun?
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05:57 instead of smear,
05:58 which you can get on Amazon or Walmart
06:00 and Target nationwide.
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