Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani
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00:00You'd encourage your girl to get a sugar daddy so she could get fake a**?
00:03100%
00:04Welcome back to Nerd with Dani, my name is Dani Jackal and tonight I'm in Old Town Scottsdale
00:08and I'm gonna be finding out whether or not the perfect man or woman exists.
00:12Does the perfect woman exist?
00:14No.
00:15Why not?
00:16I'm saying no matter what, a woman will be annoying one way or the other.
00:20So they just flat out f***ing suck?
00:21They do suck a**.
00:22Like as long as they know how to suck a**, it's fine.
00:24Right a** too, that's the main component.
00:26Okay, forgot to add that, yep, my bad.
00:29Does the perfect man exist?
00:30I don't know yet.
00:31I have a man right now that spoils me, but I don't want to date him.
00:34Why not?
00:35He's 5'6".
00:38I don't even want to touch him, so.
00:40Oh, okay.
00:41So yeah, he's just buying me like Cartier and I'm like, thank you.
00:44Does the perfect girl exist?
00:46I think she does and if you're watching this, I mean, I'm here waiting.
00:51I've been waiting for you, so.
00:53So you're just gonna neglect me, huh?
00:55Oh, I don't know, we'll have to see about that.
00:59I will say you do have beautiful eyes, so.
01:01That's a good start right there.
01:05Awesome.
01:06Does the perfect man exist?
01:07Yes, I'm dating him!
01:09Do you think there's better guys out there?
01:11Like, let's be real.
01:13No.
01:15Does the perfect woman exist?
01:16Yes.
01:17Tell me about her.
01:18She's rich, beautiful, blonde, big a**.
01:22Big a**.
01:23What does she do for a living?
01:24Nurse.
01:25Like a nurse or like a nerd?
01:27A nurse.
01:28That's cute.
01:29Does the perfect guy exist?
01:30Yeah, me.
01:31You're confident.
01:32Does the perfect man exist?
01:34I would say so.
01:36Describe to me a perfect guy.
01:38Funny, gotta be a little bit smart.
01:40What's stopping you?
01:41Let's be real, I go to ASU.
01:43They just wanna hit and quit?
01:45Aw, yeah.
01:46Describe the perfect woman.
01:47They gotta have a good butt.
01:49Fake boobs, preferably.
01:50Okay.
01:51If the guy needs my girlfriend to talk to him to get fake boobs, sure.
01:56Would you encourage your girl to get a sugar daddy so she can get fake a**?
01:58100%.
01:59Wow.
02:00Does the perfect guy exist?
02:02Yes, I'm married to him.
02:04What a sweet wife.
02:05Yeah.
02:06He's got that beady ear.
02:07Yeah.
02:08Very good.
02:09Yeah.
02:10Just the energy I was talking about.
02:12That works too.
02:15Does the perfect woman exist?
02:19Does the perfect woman exist?
02:21No.
02:22Why not?
02:23They're crazy these days.
02:24They expect too much.
02:26What is a perfect woman to you?
02:27Doesn't need a man to babysit her.
02:29You're probably hanging out in the wrong spots, my dude.
02:31Does the perfect woman exist?
02:33There's a perfect girl out there somewhere.
02:35I don't know when we'll come across it, but there's gotta be someone out there.
02:37Does the perfect woman exist?
02:39No.
02:40A lot of people get lost looking for perfection, and they never find it because they're always
02:44idealizing and romanticizing these things that don't really exist.
02:46But you really need to find the beauty in what's in front of you.
02:49Why is f***ing worse?
02:51Describe the perfect woman.
02:52I think one that is confident in herself.
02:55Maybe someone that will give you another earring to match that one.
02:57Yeah, I had one the other day, but it came out, you know.
02:59Describe the perfect woman.
03:01Blonde, blue eyes, has something going for her.
03:03Can't hook up with her brother.
03:05Does the perfect man exist?
03:07I think he's standing right in front of you.
03:09Him, right?
03:11Describe the perfect woman.
03:13She knows how to have fun.
03:15She has boundaries, but no limits.
03:17She understands what she should be doing and what she shouldn't be doing.
03:19You ain't gotta really tell her.
03:21She can also make sure that you're doing what you need to be doing and not doing what you don't need to be doing.
03:25Does the perfect man exist?
03:27My perfect man does not make me screenshot every notification that I get on my phone and send to him.
03:34Oh, you've been hurt.
03:36Oh, yeah.
03:38Oh, are you bringing a guest?
03:40Perfect man.
03:42He probably won't make me screenshot every social media I get and send it to him.
03:47No.
03:48Even though there are guys that are hitting me up, but I don't respond to them.
03:51That's not in my game plan, no.
03:53No?
03:55Since you think he's a perfect man, aren't you guys gonna kiss?
03:57Oh, God.
04:00I don't even know what to say, to be honest.
04:02I really don't like that one.
04:04Thank you guys so much for watching the video. I hope you enjoyed it.
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04:11And I'll see you in the next video. Bye.