Titanic 2 - Jack's Back Reboot (2023 Movie Trailer Parody)
Titanic 2 - Jack's Back Reboot (2023 Movie Trailer Parody)
Transcript
00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03 Is there anyone alive up there?
00:08 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:12 You are now 5,000 miles from land,
00:14 and you're descending seven miles
00:16 to the bottom of the ocean.
00:19 The heart of the ocean diamond.
00:22 We spent weeks searching for it.
00:25 She dropped it in the ocean.
00:27 Now, we're going back.
00:29 My god.
00:32 What is it?
00:33 It's big.
00:34 Give me a line to the colonel.
00:35 What you people discovered is bigger
00:42 than we ever thought possible.
00:44 40 years ago, we found something quite remarkable.
00:54 I heard there's a man.
00:56 [GASP]
00:59 This is a scientific breakthrough.
01:02 Can we really do this?
01:04 He's been frozen for over 100 years.
01:08 You, my friends, will all be immortalized as the people
01:11 who made this discovery.
01:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:24 Welcome back to life.
01:28 Can you feel your whole body?
01:29 What the fuck is going on here?
01:35 Who-- who are you?
01:40 Who are you?
01:41 Tell me.
01:42 Jack, Rose is a very old woman.
01:46 She probably won't remember you.
01:52 Jack, Rose passed away last night.
01:55 Look at that.
01:56 Right.
01:57 I think she was waiting for you.
02:00 Who knows about this?
02:01 Everyone.
02:02 Before I died, I thought there was nothing after death.
02:18 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:22 [EXPLOSION]
02:25 [GUNSHOT]
02:26 [EXPLOSION]
02:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:43 [CHOIR SINGING]
02:46 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:50 (music)