El Presidente | Pizza Reviews
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00:00 [music]
00:19 Okay, pizza review time. Still in Chicago. We're at Crush Pizzeria.
00:24 Are we into the part of the Chicago reviews where I get my ass handed to me by the box?
00:29 Yep. I don't understand. You lift the...
00:33 [horn honks]
00:35 And I don't... They're the only city. They gotta do these different boxes. I don't understand.
00:40 Austin, I'll never understand. I'll never understand.
00:44 The pizza box is like...
00:47 Slide it out.
00:50 The pizza box is tried and true.
00:53 Why does one city in America, Chicago, feel the need to do a different pizza box? I don't get it.
01:01 Interesting pizza. I don't know what I was expecting.
01:06 Walking in, I didn't like the name of it. Crush, I thought was kind of like, I don't know, generic.
01:11 Then when I saw people making the pizza, I thought it was going to be really good.
01:15 I have no vibe. Little breaded, one bite, Crush Pizzeria, Chicago.
01:21 [wind blowing]
01:24 [crunching]
01:27 We're in the love era. We're in the Woodstock era.
01:45 People fucking in the trees. One love make love, not war. Love, not peace.
01:52 I'm going to go 6-4. 6-4.
01:55 [crunching]
01:56 You know the game.
01:58 [swooshing]
02:00 [BLANK_AUDIO]