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Mean Girls Episode 9
Transcript
00:00 - Oh, my God, it's her dream come true,
00:02 diving into a big pile of girls.
00:04 (laughter)
00:06 - Okay, yeah, um, I've got an apology.
00:09 So, I have this friend who is a new student this year,
00:15 and I convinced her that it would be fun
00:18 to mess up Regina George's life.
00:20 So, I had her pretend to be friends with Regina,
00:22 and then she would come to my house after,
00:24 and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Regina said,
00:27 and we gave her these candy bar things
00:30 that would make her gain weight,
00:32 and we turned her best friends against her,
00:34 and then, oh yeah, Katie, you know my friend Katie,
00:37 she made out with Regina's boyfriend
00:40 and then convinced him to break up with her.
00:42 Oh, God, and we gave you foot cream instead of face wash,
00:45 and God, I am so sorry, Regina, really,
00:48 I don't know why I did it.
00:50 I guess it's probably because I've got
00:52 a big lesbian crush on you.
00:55 Suck all that!
00:57 (screaming)
00:59 (crowd chanting "Damn it")
01:01 - Regina!
01:10 Regina, wait, I didn't mean for that to happen.
01:13 To find out that everyone hates me, I don't care.
01:15 - Regina, please!
01:16 - Regina, stop!
01:17 - How?
01:18 - Do you know what everyone says about you?
01:20 They say that you're a homeschooled jungle freak
01:22 who's a less hot bitch than you are.
01:24 - I'm a jungle freak who's a less hot version of me.
01:27 - Yeah, so don't try to act so innocent.
01:29 You can take that fake apology
01:31 and shove it right up your hairy--
01:33 (explosion)
01:35 - And that's how Regina George died.
01:39 No, I'm totally kidding, but she did get hurt.
01:43 Some girls say they saw her head go all the way around,
01:45 but that's just a rumor.
01:47 Some people swear they saw me push her in front of the bus.
01:50 That was an even worse rumor.
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