Mean Girls Episode 3

Transcript

00:00 Hey.

00:01 Why were you talking to Janice Ian?

00:03 I don't know. I mean, she's so weird.

00:05 She just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about crack.

00:08 She's so pathetic.

00:10 Let me tell you something about Janice Ian.

00:12 We were best friends in middle school.

00:14 I know, right? It's so embarrassing.

00:17 I don't even... whatever.

00:19 So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle,

00:22 who was totally gorgeous, but then he moved to Indiana.

00:24 And Janice was, like, weirdly jealous of him.

00:27 Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like,

00:30 "Why didn't you call me back?"

00:32 And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?"

00:35 So then for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party,

00:38 I was like, "Janice, I can't invite you because I think you're a lesbian."

00:42 I mean, I couldn't have a lesbian at my party.

00:45 There could be girls there in their bathing suits.

00:47 I mean, right? She was a lesbian.

00:49 So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her.

00:51 It was so retarded.

00:53 And then she dropped out of school 'cause no one would talk to her.

00:55 And she came back in the fall for high school.

00:57 All of her hair was cut off, and she was totally weird.

01:00 Now I guess she's on crack.

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