Deadpool 2 - With Apologies to David Beckham
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00:00 [cell phone buzzing]
00:02 [cell phone buzzing]
00:04 [cell phone buzzing]
00:06 [cell phone buzzing]
00:08 [knocking]
00:10 I am so sorry.
00:12 So, so sorry.
00:14 [knocking]
00:16 Too soon?
00:18 Yeah, too soon.
00:20 [knocking]
00:22 [singing in Spanish]
00:24 [singing in Spanish]
00:26 [knocking]
00:28 [music]
00:30 Tickets for the Cup.
00:32 I can't wait to not watch Italy
00:34 play the Netherlands.
00:36 I can't stay mad at you.
00:38 Healing hugs. Here we go.
00:40 Oh, God, finally. That feels so good.
00:42 You smell amazing.
00:44 Like cinnamon and manhood.
00:46 Let's never let go. No, no, no, no.
00:48 We should let go. Let's let go of this burden
00:50 together. Just wonderful.
00:52 No. Okay. What was you apologizing for
00:54 anyway? Well, just the bit in
00:56 the Deadpool with the voice.
00:58 It doesn't ring a bell.
01:00 What did you think I was apologizing for?
01:02 I mean, there's a list. Green Lantern.
01:04 RIPD. Horrible. Selfless.
01:06 Terrible. Blade Trinity. Oof.
01:08 Bolt Neck. Woo!
01:10 Bolt Neck was a masterpiece!
01:12 I'm so sorry. I yelled.
01:14 I raised my voice. I lost control.
01:16 Please open up.
01:18 [singing]
01:20 [singing]
01:22 [singing]
01:24 [singing]
01:26 [singing]
01:28 [singing]
01:30 [singing]
01:32 [singing]
01:34 [singing]