Crocadoo-S2E01:Friday The 13th
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00:00 (BIRD CAWS)
00:02 (MUSIC PLAYING)
00:04 (LAUGHS)
00:26 Get over it, Rufus!
00:28 Rock-a-diles, onward!
00:30 To the hotel!
00:32 Oi, let's go!
00:34 Rock-a-diles!
00:43 Argh!
00:48 (CRASHES)
00:50 (CLICKS TONGUE)
00:52 (BIRD CAWS)
00:58 (FARTS)
01:00 Rock-a-diles, I'll get you!
01:03 (CRASHES)
01:05 (WHISTLES)
01:19 (WHISTLES)
01:21 (WHISTLES)
01:28 It's morning, and Hardacre's hotel is opening right on schedule.
01:40 Yeah, the tourists are already here.
01:43 And soon they'll be everywhere.
01:45 No room for us anymore.
01:47 Yep, I suppose we'd better get moving.
01:50 Oh, bummer.
01:52 It won't be long till we find a new home that's just as good.
01:56 Well, almost as good as here.
01:59 It's not fair.
02:01 Too right, Brian.
02:03 Hardacre marches into our territory,
02:05 builds this monstrosity of a hotel,
02:07 and we just roll over and leave.
02:09 We should fight back.
02:11 What's the point, Jeff?
02:13 We're no match for Hardacre now.
02:15 Oh...
02:17 Did someone remind old Vern that it's moving day?
02:24 Oh, poor old Vern.
02:27 He's lived here longer than anyone.
02:30 He'll be really depressed.
02:32 Yahoo!
02:34 (LAUGHS)
02:36 What a wonderful day!
02:43 Yes, I knew it!
02:45 13! There are 13 clouds!
02:48 Huh?
02:49 And look, up in that tree, 13 koalas!
02:53 Hey, move it along a bit, will ya?
02:57 Whoa, spooky. Old Vern's flip.
03:00 Oh, must be the stress of leaving his home.
03:03 Don't you see?
03:05 Today is Friday the 13th.
03:07 This is our day.
03:09 The day when the spirit of sock the crock
03:12 our ancient king is strong.
03:15 He smiles down at us.
03:17 Oh, yes, today is the day for crocodiles,
03:21 thanks to sock.
03:23 Aye, aye, aye, aye, sock, sock, sock.
03:25 Aye, aye, aye, aye, sock, sock, sock.
03:27 Aye, aye, aye, aye, sock, sock, sock.
03:30 Nothing bad can happen to crocodiles on Friday the 13th
03:36 while sock watches over us.
03:39 Nothing?
03:41 Aye, aye, aye, aye, sock, sock, sock.
03:43 Aye, aye, aye, aye, sock, sock, sock.
03:46 What are we waiting for?
03:48 With this sock the crock watching over us,
03:51 we can't lose.
03:52 Padacre, you and your hotel are history.
03:55 Now that us crocs are on the march, let's go.
03:58 That's the spirit!
04:00 Fire in the belly, steel in the back,
04:03 mash in the head.
04:05 Whoa!
04:07 Sounds good to me.
04:09 Hey, look, 13 birds going that way.
04:12 Follow those birds.
04:38 Where?
04:39 What?
04:40 Where?
04:41 Whoa!
04:46 Where?
04:48 What?
04:49 Yeah?
04:50 Aw.
04:51 I've never seen anything like that before.
04:56 (HORN HONKS)
04:58 Couldn't be better.
05:10 Couldn't be better.
05:12 My new hotel is now ready for the stupid hotel inspector
05:15 to hand out his stars.
05:17 I could get six stars, seven, eight,
05:21 and then we'll be ready for business.
05:23 Settle down, Rufus, he hasn't given you anything yet.
05:27 How can he not give me the licence?
05:29 It's the cleanest hotel in the world.
05:31 I have to be firm with these inspector types
05:33 and tell them what's what.
05:35 (SCREAMS)
05:36 What are you waiting for, you nincompoops?
05:39 Put the uniforms out to dry, then we're ready.
05:42 So, Hardacre's hotel hasn't got final approval.
05:51 And he's cleaning it for inspection.
05:54 Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
05:56 I'm thinking that this really must be our lucky day.
06:00 I don't think I'm thinking at all.
06:03 It's simple, Brian.
06:04 If we mess up the hotel,
06:06 the inspector won't let Hardacre open.
06:09 It'll ruin him.
06:10 Wow.
06:11 And these are the ticket in.
06:18 I don't think it's going to work.
06:21 I don't think it's going to work either.
06:26 We can get in quietly around the back.
06:30 Yeah.
06:31 Are you crazy?
06:32 We're going straight through the front door.
06:35 Friday the 13th, remember?
06:37 So the croc will protect us.
06:39 Ooh.
06:40 Yeah.
06:41 Nothing to it, as long as you're careful.
06:45 Keep it cool, just act natural.
06:49 Good morning.
06:50 Good morning.
06:51 Good morning.
06:52 Morning.
06:53 [SCREAMS]
06:55 Good morning.
06:58 Good morning.
06:59 Good morning.
07:01 Uh-oh.
07:02 [YELLS]
07:04 Okay, we made it.
07:08 So far, so good.
07:10 Now what, Jess?
07:12 Now we split up.
07:13 We do a little bit of exploring.
07:15 We'll each go a different way and see what we can do.
07:18 Okay?
07:19 Okay.
07:20 Okay.
07:21 [SCREAMS]
07:23 [SCREAMS]
07:28 [GASPS]
07:31 Are you nuts?
07:33 You can't have a final inspection today.
07:35 It's Friday the 13th.
07:38 Friday the 13th.
07:40 To think that some people actually believe in that garbage.
07:45 Oh.
07:46 Rufus Brave Boy Hardacre doesn't believe it, and that's for sure.
07:50 Ha.
07:51 You should have listened to me.
07:53 I think we need some air in here.
07:56 [SCREAMS]
08:00 [SCREAMS]
08:03 Hmm.
08:04 Friday the 13th.
08:06 What a joke.
08:07 Rufus.
08:08 What a joke, eh?
08:09 Some people...
08:11 Uh-oh.
08:13 Uh-oh.
08:15 [SCREAMS]
08:17 [SCREAMS]
08:21 Umbrellas, ladders, black cats, cracked mirrors.
08:27 I'm not scared.
08:29 Doesn't mean a thing.
08:30 Uh, hey, Rufus.
08:32 [SCREAMS]
08:37 I'm not gonna sit around all day listening to your superstitious twaddle.
08:41 I've got work to do.
08:43 This, my little bird brain, is the most efficient laundry system available.
08:55 Oh, I'll show that stupid inspector what's what.
08:59 Hey, you.
09:01 Grab some of that dirty washing and bring it over here.
09:05 Now, Ajax, I'll show you why we can't possibly go wrong today.
09:09 Great.
09:10 With quality machinery like this little beauty, we're home and hosed.
09:14 [CHUCKLES]
09:15 Just bang it in.
09:17 All of it. There.
09:19 This'll take the lot.
09:21 Bit of oil.
09:23 Switch him on.
09:25 And off he goes.
09:27 Come on.
09:29 [CHUCKLES]
09:30 We'll pick it up at the other end.
09:32 [BIRD CALLS]
09:33 [GASPS]
09:35 Whoa!
09:38 [GASPS]
09:43 There. What did I tell you?
09:46 Clean as a whistle.
09:48 Wonders will never cease, Rufus.
09:51 Here. Put that away.
09:53 [GROANS]
09:54 Hello?
09:59 I can't help thinking that...
10:02 What is it now, Rufus?
10:04 Well, it's just that...
10:06 There's something about that guy.
10:08 I see what you mean.
10:10 He's a clumsy one.
10:11 Remind me to sack that guy.
10:14 Whoever he is.
10:15 Yeah, I think we better hit the air conditioner now.
10:19 Get out of my way!
10:21 Rufus, Rufus!
10:26 [SCREAMS]
10:27 Yep.
10:32 Now, what temperature should I set the hotel at?
10:37 What's the optimum comfort zone?
10:39 Uh, go for 13 degrees, Rufus.
10:43 I think 19 will do just fine.
10:47 And now, it's time for the kitchen.
10:59 Mmm.
11:01 [GROANS]
11:04 [HUMMING]
11:10 Can you tell me what the devil has happened to my bags?
11:13 I've been waiting forever and a half.
11:15 Can you tell Mr. Hat-Eye that all the uniforms have gone missing?
11:19 We're sitting here in our underwear.
11:22 Yes, hello? Is that the switchboard?
11:25 What have you done with my clothes?
11:28 Now, which one of you have got my bags?
11:31 [HUMMING]
11:33 [HUMMING]
11:35 [HUMMING]
11:37 Waldo? Waldo, it's me, Gina.
11:40 Waldo? Hard-Hacker's on his way.
11:48 Waldo?
11:49 Waldo, pick up, where are you?
11:51 Gina!
11:54 Gina? I know you're here somewhere, Gina.
11:58 Gina!
12:02 Now, look, feast your eyes on this.
12:06 The best fish available.
12:08 You can't get any better.
12:10 Mmm.
12:13 This will be the finishing touch to convince our friendly hotel inspector of...
12:18 [LAUGHS]
12:21 Of anything. Friday the 13th.
12:24 What a joke.
12:25 This is my lucky day, my little friend.
12:28 My lucky day.
12:30 [LAUGHS]
12:32 [MUSIC PLAYING]
12:34 [CAR HORN HONKING]
12:36 [TIRES SCREECHING]
12:38 [CAR HORN HONKING]
12:40 [TIRES SCREECHING]
12:42 [TIRES SCREECHING]
12:44 [WATER BUBBLING]
12:46 Hello, Inspector.
12:49 How about you save yourself a lot of work and just give me my six stars?
12:54 Down falls the name.
12:57 And you must be Mr...
12:59 Hard-Hacker. Rufus Brilliant Hart.
13:02 Oh, yeah. Here it is. Hard-Hacker.
13:05 Hacker! Hard-Hacker!
13:07 First of all, Mr. Hard-Hacker, it is only possible to have a five-star license.
13:13 [WATER BUBBLING]
13:15 I will be checking your rooms, hygiene, and your restaurant food.
13:20 Of course, Mr. Downfall.
13:23 Hey, Rufus, what happened to telling him what's what?
13:27 I think old Downfall's left shoe needs a little more licking there.
13:32 [LICKING SOUNDS]
13:35 That should do it.
13:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
13:39 [KNOCKING]
13:41 [PHONE RINGING]
13:43 Anybody listening to me? Anybody?
13:46 I am alive here, you know. I am speaking.
13:49 [HUMMING]
13:52 Snack time.
13:55 [BURPS]
14:01 [MUSIC PLAYING]
14:04 [WATER BUBBLING]
14:06 All right, hard labour. I think this room will be the one.
14:11 A wise choice.
14:13 [GASPS]
14:16 [GROWLING]
14:19 Hmm.
14:24 Okay, Brian, let's go.
14:33 That should do it.
14:39 [MUSIC PLAYING]
14:42 [WHISTLES]
14:55 [ROARS]
15:08 Where's the bed, hard boil?
15:10 I'm glad you asked me about that.
15:14 Just switch that button and voila!
15:17 It doesn't work.
15:23 Come on, you. I mean, allow me.
15:26 [GRUNTING]
15:30 Hmm.
15:37 [WHIRRING]
15:39 Well, I don't know about you, but I'm impressed.
15:43 I think I've seen enough.
15:45 Oh, this heat.
15:47 What heat? I adjusted it myself.
15:50 [KNOCKING]
15:53 [GRUNTS]
15:55 Seems to be jammed.
15:57 Don't worry. This sort of thing happens all the time.
16:02 It doesn't. It doesn't.
16:04 Get up to room 3...
16:06 Ah, the room between 12 and 14 immediately.
16:09 And open the door.
16:11 And who are you? I mean, if you got my bags...
16:13 Come and get my bags.
16:15 I'll buy them. I'll buy them.
16:17 [MUMBLING]
16:19 I can explain everything. Anything.
16:26 [SOBBING]
16:27 Move out of the way, hardhead.
16:29 Hmm. You want to run a hotel, and you can't even open a door.
16:34 [BUBBLING]
16:36 And here we have positively, definitely, absolutely the best laundry system going, Mr Downfall.
16:46 [CHUCKLES]
16:47 You don't get better than this.
16:49 All right, hard bump. Get on with it.
16:52 It's too hot to be standing around.
16:54 And now, you'll just follow me.
16:59 [BUBBLING]
17:01 Coming up, one very unhappy heartache.
17:07 [BOTH CHUCKLE]
17:09 Here we go. Soon, we'll have the whitest of white linen.
17:13 [BUBBLING]
17:15 Ah!
17:16 Gee, Rufus, I wonder if your machine's colorblind.
17:20 Hmm. Yeah, it's quite amusing.
17:24 Where'd he go? Mr Downfall!
17:27 [BUBBLING]
17:29 Hey, where's the manager? I want some service here.
17:35 [SCREAMING]
17:38 [SCREAMING]
17:45 [PANTING]
17:48 Oh!
17:50 [BURPS]
17:51 [ALL EXCLAIMING]
17:55 [ALL EXCLAIMING]
17:57 But, but, Mr Heartache, our uniforms are still missing.
18:02 You get some strange sorts around here.
18:06 But none stranger than you, eh, Rufus?
18:09 It's mine, I tell you. Get your hands off!
18:11 I'm warning you, you touch it once more...
18:14 Let go!
18:15 I'll... you...
18:17 Wait, Mr Downfall. You just have to try the food, Mr Downfall.
18:21 It's the best. It doesn't get any better.
18:24 Right, Heartbreaker, but it better be good.
18:27 This fish... just the best.
18:32 Hey, Tina, you got the chilli drinks?
18:37 Yep, ready to go.
18:42 OK, you two, time to serve the meal of a lifetime.
18:47 [MUSIC PLAYING]
18:49 Now, Mr Downfall, I admit that it's been a funny day,
18:56 and a little on the hot side.
18:58 But now that you're about to eat the biggest and juiciest fish
19:02 ever caught in Crocodile,
19:04 so I think we can assume my license is in the bag.
19:09 Oh, and my name is Heartacre, understand?
19:13 [MUSIC PLAYING]
19:15 [FART]
19:25 [GROAN]
19:27 [CRYING]
19:29 So now, without further ado, behold!
19:35 [CRYING]
19:37 Hmm...
19:39 I'm ruined!
19:41 [CRYING]
19:43 Here, Mr Downfall, have a drink.
19:48 Cheers.
19:51 [SCREAM]
19:53 I'm ruined!
19:57 Mission accomplished!
20:00 Yeah!
20:02 [GASP]
20:04 Oh! Crocodiles?
20:10 Mr Downfall, wake up! Look!
20:13 I was sabotaged by crocodiles!
20:22 Look!
20:24 [CRYING]
20:25 Hey, tell him what's what!
20:27 Oh, stop dabbling my pants.
20:30 Huh?
20:32 How many stars? Six? Five?
20:35 Only one.
20:39 This is an outright... but...
20:41 A license is a license.
20:44 Look, Crocs, my license! I won!
20:47 [LAUGHING]
20:49 Mr Heartacle, half the stars are temporary license only.
20:54 You must accept certain conditions.
20:58 Anything!
20:59 Here is the form. Sign here.
21:02 I will be back soon, Mr Heartacle.
21:05 Make sure that all these guidelines are adhered to.
21:09 If not, your license will be taken away.
21:12 Permanently.
21:13 But this hotel is a shambles!
21:16 That's mine! I won!
21:19 You'll never stop me now!
21:21 It's off to the crocodile meatworks for you!
21:24 Uh, Rufus, I think you'd better read this.
21:27 Get away! Don't interrupt me while I'm having fun!
21:32 Hey, listen to this!
21:33 The owner pledges to keep all native animals happy and safely in their natural environment.
21:39 Unhappy animals will result in loss of license!
21:43 You mean...
21:45 That's right.
21:46 If I find the local animals are unhappy, you'll be out.
21:50 We're unhappy! We're unhappy!
21:52 Yes, we're going down to the crocodile meatworks to get some meat for you.
21:57 Because I love crocodiles!
22:02 Yaaah!
22:03 I'll be back.
22:11 We haven't won yet!
22:17 If we stay lazy, we'll end up as crocodile hamburgers!
22:21 We've got to drive Heartacre out before he drives us out!
22:25 Hey, old Vern, you know any more about this old Zot the Croc stuff?
22:29 Sure I do!
22:31 I can tell you stories that'd make your ears turn inside out!
22:37 If you had ears, that is.
22:39 I won't fail!
22:42 There won't be any unhappy crocs, because there won't be any crocs!
22:46 I vow on my last dollar that by the time that reject comes back, I'll be rid of you all!
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23:58 [MUSIC PLAYING]