Scary Godmother Halloween Spooktakular Episode 4
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00:00 *Dramatic music*
00:03 See anything you wanna eat?
00:05 *Slicing sound*
00:07 I mean in the fridge, silly.
00:10 I was just kidding.
00:12 I know! I'm not afraid of you.
00:14 Peek-a-boo! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:17 I see you!
00:19 You should be! Someday I'll be king of the night!
00:22 Someday I'll be movie star princess, veterinary, and astronaut ballerina!
00:27 With a pony!
00:29 Cool!
00:31 I love your dress, Ruby!
00:34 Disheartening.
00:36 I was practically buried in it.
00:38 Hmph! Newfangled fashions.
00:41 I remember when a vampire queen used to look like a queen.
00:45 Me too.
00:47 Oh, Max. It's just a modern little frog.
00:50 Too modern and too little for my tastes.
00:54 You can practically see her ankles.
00:57 Don't freak out, Max. After all, you can see my ankles.
01:01 Mine too.
01:03 I think she looks nice.
01:05 Bold!
01:07 Ravishing, yes. Beautiful, of course.
01:10 But her ankles, really.
01:12 One century it is corsets and bustles and the next thing you know...
01:17 It's platforms and mini skirts?
01:20 Exactly.
01:22 *Grunts*
01:24 So, as I was saying...
01:26 Ooh, snacks!
01:28 *Grunts*
01:30 What? Dancing always makes me peckish!
01:41 What's the matter, my love?
01:48 You are usually the death of the party.
01:50 I do not want to talk about it.
01:52 Oh, tell me, my alabaster Romeo.
01:55 Why are you so out of sorts?
01:57 Yeah, it is just...
02:00 What makes you?
02:01 I don't want any bad blood between us.
02:04 I am simply no good at parties.
02:07 Look at the others.
02:08 Conversing with ease, I feel...
02:11 Out of touch, and then I get self-conscious.
02:14 But these are our friends.
02:16 They like you just the way you are.
02:18 Five hundred years their senior.
02:20 I'm old. I just have to remind myself every now and again that it is the 20th century now.
02:27 The 21st century, my precious.
02:30 Great! Now my watch has stopped as well.
02:33 I enjoy you, Maxie.
02:35 But, if you want to break the ice, start with a joke.
02:38 A joke? I think I will try.
02:41 But first...
02:43 *Groans*
02:46 Gross! My parents are necking again.
02:49 Maybe there's something I can eat on the snack table.
02:53 Bad dog! Bad dog!
02:57 Get down!
02:59 All of my precious work.
03:01 My tarantula egg rolls.
03:03 My gorgonzola and hoppy's egg quiche.
03:05 My fleas ear casserole.
03:08 Oh, God!
03:09 Thank goodness.
03:11 You don't eat quiche?
03:12 No, I meant the other stuff.
03:15 Oh, gorgonzola.
03:17 *Whistles*
03:19 Crewmate, huddle!
03:21 Now what? The party's just starting and we're out of food.
03:25 Well, I could whip up some werewolf kebabs.
03:29 Seriously?
03:33 What are we going to do? We have to serve something.
03:36 I'm getting hungry.
03:37 I'm starvulating.
03:39 I'm going to fade away to nothing if I don't eat something soon.
03:42 Pizza!
03:44 Pizza?
03:45 Pizza?
03:47 Pizza!
03:48 I'll eat pizza.
03:50 Me too.
03:51 Pizza!
03:53 Pizza would be a nice change.
03:55 Pizza?
03:57 Back in my day, we never thought of putting cheese and sauce and...
04:02 Pizza is a groovy idea?
04:05 *Laughs* Groovy?
04:07 I know, they're so embarrassing, I could just live.
04:11 I'll order. They know the sound of my voice at Diablo Brothers.
04:15 Now, who wants garlic?
04:17 What are you, a maniac? Are you trying to poison my family?
04:22 We're all a little allergic to garlic, Harry.
04:25 Get the Belfry Mano Special. Half O positive, half AB negative.
04:33 Make sure there's extra cheese.
04:35 Yeah, extra cheese and olives!
04:38 Yeah!
04:41 You? You eat pizza with cheese and olives?
04:45 Yeah, I like olives, so?
04:48 I thought monsters ate little girls.
04:51 Oh, that's silly. Little girls make the crust all soggy.
04:55 *Laughs* Just joking, kid. It's my job to scare kids, not eat them.
05:00 If I went around eating all the clients, I'd be out of work.
05:03 Who told you that bunch of nonsense?
05:05 My cousin Jimmy.
05:07 Ahem! While I'm sure this Jimmy/monster discussion is imperative to the plot,
05:13 can we get back to something that is really important, like ordering pizza?
05:18 Harry, we haven't forgotten who inhaled the buffet.
05:24 Touché! Point well taken.
05:29 Socially awkward pause. I'll phone this in.
05:36 I'll get it!
05:38 The Apple Brothers Pizza! You buy, we fly!
05:41 Here's your order, scary godmother. That'll be $197.
05:46 Tip not included.
05:48 $200 in pizza?
05:50 Sure! 12 extra oranges at $16 each. Of course, you could owe...
05:57 ...five for it.
05:59 Uh, no. Sorry. My soul is worth more than 12 pizzas.
06:04 Scully, you got any money?
06:06 No. I left it in my other pelvis.
06:09 Oh, ha ha. Very funny.
06:11 12 pizzas, Harry?
06:14 Naturally, I wanted to be considerate of everyone's choices.
06:17 Ooh! Let's see if Bugaboo has any money stuck to him from being under the beds all day.
06:29 Right!
06:30 [MUSIC]
06:46 I found a 50 in his underarms!
06:48 I got one, too! That'll do it!
06:51 You!
06:57 You have wrecked my snack table, insulted my roommates, made a mess of my house, and stuck me for 12 pizzas.
07:03 Harry, sometimes you are insensitive, boorish, and you just have plain lousy table manners.
07:09 Oh, please! I'll do anything!
07:12 I know you will, Harry. You'll help me in the pumpkin patch, you'll knit spiderwebs, clean the tombs...
07:18 Oh, yes. You'll probably have tonight paid off by Halloween next year.
07:23 Enjoy your pizza.
07:25 It's turned to ashes in my mouth.
07:29 That's mine, then. I had half ashes, half green peppers.
07:33 Ah, this is great! We both like the same kind of pizza! Nothing better than cheese and olives!
07:41 Yum! Mine's starting to cool off. That's when it gets nice and cloddy.
07:45 Wanna try?
07:47 Um... well, we've been eating pizza with garlic. And if our teeth touched your pizza, and then you ate it...
07:56 Oh, yeah! Your allergy!
07:58 Whoa, thanks! I wasn't thinking.
08:01 So, other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the show?
08:10 Well, anyway, I should probably be getting home. I almost forgot what I came here for.
08:18 I'm sorry I was scared of you, Bugaboo. Here.
08:21 Well, aren't you sweet?
08:26 How did you know monsters like candy?
08:29 My cousin Jimmy told me. He said that every year in New Kid has to leave candy for the monsters.
08:35 Otherwise, the monsters will come and eat every one of us.
08:40 Ha ha ha! Anna, do you think any of us would eat you?
08:45 No, no, not anymore. But Jimmy said...
08:51 Jimmy? Wait a minute. Is this that same Jimmy that said I like to gobble up little girls?
08:58 Then it's the same Jimmy that's on my route! I scare him silly every other Thursday.
09:04 The kids get scared?
09:06 Oh, yeah! Since I'm under kids' beds, I know all the things they're afraid of. It's my job.
09:12 Anna, where is Jimmy now?
09:15 Waiting for me, I guess.
09:18 Well, his wait is just about over. I think it's time we taught those big kids a lesson.
09:25 Here's the plan.
09:29 (Tires screeching)
09:31 Jimmy, we're going to get in so much trouble. Seriously.
09:52 Okay, I have a plan.