Scary Movie 3 Episode 4

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Scary Movie 3 Episode 4
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00:00 It's your wife, father. She's hurt.
00:03 Annie?
00:04 She was hit by a truck and she's pinned against a tree.
00:07 I don't understand.
00:08 As long as the truck has her pinned, she'll stay alive.
00:12 I still don't get it.
00:14 This is your wife.
00:21 She broke her wiener?
00:27 Look what happens to the taco.
00:30 Look, I don't understand all this fancy medical lingo.
00:35 I want to see Annie.
00:37 She's split in half.
00:40 You mean like, down the middle in half?
00:44 At the waist.
00:46 You mean this is the last time I can talk to the top half?
00:50 Yes.
00:52 The truck is the only thing that is holding her together.
00:55 Let's say this is her bottom half.
00:58 Can I squeeze in a few minutes with that?
01:01 I'm not sure what you mean.
01:05 Let me explain.
01:06 Tom, go to her.
01:09 Tom, I'll need a ride home.
01:23 Hey baby.
01:25 How's it going?
01:27 I'm dying, Tom.
01:29 Don't talk like that.
01:31 The truck barely hit you.
01:33 Honey, kiss me one last time.
01:38 Promise me you'll never remarry.
01:44 I promise.
01:46 And no sex either.
01:49 I'm sorry, I didn't catch that.
01:53 No sex.
01:54 Honey, you're not speaking clearly.
01:56 Your injuries must be awful.
01:58 No sex.
01:59 Oh, a cruel fate to shroud my wife's dying words of mystery.
02:02 No sex!
02:03 Poor Annie.
02:04 They hardly knew her.
02:05 She'll be missed terribly.
02:07 Oh, Jesus.
02:08 That's right, honey.
02:09 Go into the light.
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02:37 (upbeat music)